Bangkok Reports

[Piper66]

Hi everyone. I've been reading everyone's posts here for a bit now and I'm convinced experienced travelers post here. I really don't know where to post my question on ISG so I'll post it here. I hope you don't mind and I'll keep this post brief. Since the gentrification of Bangkok, Phuket and Pattaya is at hand, and it's very dangerous to travel to Columbia now, my question is: Where does one go to monger these days? I have no clue on where to go where I won't get drugged and / or I won't see families mixed in with bar girls. I would love some guidance please. Thanks for your time in advance!

Anywhere you want to go, there are women available. Maybe check out German FKK clubs. Or stick with reviewed providers / reviewed agencies and schedule things in advance.

Regardless of mongering, dangerous places are still dangerous and drinking alcohol still puts you at risk of being taken advantage of.

[SoberHans69]

Hi everyone. I've been reading everyone's posts here for a bit now and I'm convinced experienced travelers post here. I really don't know where to post my question on ISG so I'll post it here. I hope you don't mind and I'll keep this post brief. Since the gentrification of Bangkok, Phuket and Pattaya is at hand, and it's very dangerous to travel to Columbia now, my question is: Where does one go to monger these days? I have no clue on where to go where I won't get drugged and / or I won't see families mixed in with bar girls. I would love some guidance please. Thanks for your time in advance!

Whilst not as safe as Thailand, Brazil is much better for mongering these days. I'm in Sao Paulo now and in contrast to Pattays, the quality seems to have increased since my last trip. Obviously there's far more diversity here and a bad session with a women here is usually still better than a good session with a Thai girl.

I visited Colombia a few times but once I tried Brazil, I never went back. Brazil beats Colombia in every aspect for me.

[EdWhy]

Hi everyone. I've been reading everyone's posts here for a bit now and I'm convinced experienced travelers post here. I really don't know where to post my question on ISG so I'll post it here. I hope you don't mind and I'll keep this post brief. Since the gentrification of Bangkok, Phuket and Pattaya is at hand, and it's very dangerous to travel to Columbia now, my question is: Where does one go to monger these days? I have no clue on where to go where I won't get drugged and / or I won't see families mixed in with bar girls. I would love some guidance please. Thanks for your time in advance!

[Nyezhov]

Oh heck, maybe that's why I thought they look funny from a distance LOL. I'll have to tell my bro that recommended it. I think he may have even pulled a "girl" out of there.

You need to approach it sensitively and correctly. Make sure you get the details of the girl first, then hit him with the cold hard truth. Do it among the boys so everyone can enjoy. Make sure you show him this:

HA, HA DUDE, Wonderland is a ladyboy bar, you are busted!

[Nyezhov]

Thermae seems to be a popular spot for FL's. I am planning to book hotel (4 or maybe 5 star) that is like 5 min walk from there. Are ladies ok to walk like 5-10 minutes to your hotel?

Stay on the same side as Thermae.

[Nyezhov]

So depressing to me when I see this and think about how much fun I had there in the early 00's. It certainly is nothing now like it was then in so many aspects. And of course it stayed open till the sun came up. And when everything else closed people hit thermae. It was a full-on party every night. Gals dancing by the jukebox, grabbing your unit as you walked by an aggressively propositioning in, totally different from the boring wallflowers. Do I still miss it? Absolutely.

Dude, I'm with you. But nowadays, its all about ease and convenience now. Quick loop: Nana to Thermae and back. Easy peasy. Guaranteed to find a yummy. Striding that sidewalk for lots of years.

[EverythingThai]

Since those Soi 7 beer bars reopened after the Covid shutdowns my experience with perhaps 10-12 different girls I have met, bought drinks for, interacted with, had them howling with delight over fun and games, building phenomenal "chemistry" and so on has been exactly one that was quite doable, as long as you are into bad boob jobs, ever agreed to Real Sex / DFK, BBBJ, BBFSCIP with me for any amount of money.

All of the other 9-11 that were cute enough to be doable informed me they were "drinks only, never, never, never go with customer" and meant it.

This would be the routine there, for me, right up until last week. I can predict the "drinks only, never, never, never go with customer" girls in that bar area within a blink of an eye; they are the only ones there I would ever care to fuck even for free.

You and I must be on a very, very different schedule for passing through that bar area and, more importantly, which hour of the year the good lookers who Fuck For Real show up.

Of course, I have no idea how agreeable to anything approaching Real Sex the, let's say pleasant personality but utterly undoable sexually girls, are to even leaving with me much less anything more than that in private because I never sat and engaged with them that way.

Seriously, EThai, I wrote that whole venue area off as a Scem Trap a couple of years ago but still occasionally give 1-2 new doable girls a chance to earn the 5,000-7,000 baht burning a hole in my pocket for something of value, as was the case just last week. But as of this writing I have been happy to walk away after buying a few drinks, hearing all about the predictable "drinks only" Federal Law for any of the scant few lookers there and then moving on with that wad of 1000 baht notes still nestled safely in my wallet.

The bad boob job girl was still working in one of those bars as of about a month ago. But as my sessions with her were 2-3 years ago she has since gained 10 or more kilos, her face is a mess of even worse surgery mishaps and I did not take it any further than a friendly drink for old times sake.

Glad you had a great time though.

"Tooms, it sounds like you've had a rougher go of it in that area than I have. Maybe it's luck, timing, or just a difference in approach, but my night was exactly what I wanted good company, great vibe, and no drama. I get that Soi 7 has its share of 'drinks only' girls, but that wasn't my experience this last time and once before. I did have that same experience a few other times though. However, I seem to have a knack for knowing what battles to take on. I can sense the drinks only girls the same as you, but I can also sense bullshit too. Those cute and sexy drinks only girls use that as an excuse to not go with a customer if they don't want to for many reasons. They don't like them. They know the price will be too low for them or they can't speak English so don't have enough confidence. If I had to guess, my Thai ability was the main reasons in both cases that I took girls from Soi 7. Both were new girls fresh from Isaan or the south of Thailand. They didnt speak much English either. The first one only stayed three weeks and was gone as she couldn't make her drink quota because she couldn't communicate with the customers. There was a third girl from the smaller corner bar that I never asked to go with me. I would just go to drink with her once and a while waiting for Nana plaza or Soi Cowboy to open. She set off my drink only girl radar right from the start and confirmed that after my 2nd visit. Not too soon after that she was asking me to bar fine her. I never went back to drink with her because I could sense she was playing the long game with me to find someone to support her. I just pay a more than reasonable amount to get what I want and I am generous when it comes to buying lady drinks. I like to drink and mess around with the girls in the bars, play my own music and have fun before the main event.

So, in the end I have had two good experiences there with girls who originally implied they don't go with customers. Both were cute, 21-22 years old, and I took that as a challenge. Ended up taking both of them. What I can say helped was my Thai language ability, my 'who cares' attitude about how much I spend, and just keeping things no drama. I didn't hand them a script they had to agree to for sex beforehand, nothing like that. In fact, nothing was really discussed other than a rough idea of how much I might pay. In one of the two cases, no amount of money was ever even mentioned casually or indirectly. Both encounters were BBFS CIP too. A lot of my encounters go this way. In fact the most recent girl wont leave me alone. She messages me everyday asking for me to go to meet her in Ramkamhang. She does not work everyday apparently.

Either way, if it's not working for you in Soi 7, no harm in moving on. Plenty of other spots in Bangkok where the right chemistry can still lead to a proper good time. ".

By the way, you are right. The regular girls working there everyday are either cute, hot and sexy but claim drinks only or they are not doable. I have gone there 20 times or so and only pulled twice with an option to pull a third time which I declined. Soi 7 is for sure not a given when it comes to bar fining a girl for sex. The odds are definitely not in our favor when it comes to readily available cute and sexy girls to fuck. However, if you know how to play the game, dont care too much about your budget and can speak some Thai, you will do alright. The issue is most guys are tourists and dont want to deal with this kind of thing. For this reason, Soi 7 will never be the go to place for true mongers including myself. The reason I posted this time was to show an example of what a perfect night should be in Bangkok. These types of perfect nights seem to be few and far between these days. Nothing like it was even 5 years ago.

[Houston Player]

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[Aimless]

I'm not going to repeat the whole report, but wonderland is a ladyboy bar.

Oh heck, maybe that's why I thought they look funny from a distance LOL. I'll have to tell my bro that recommended it. I think he may have even pulled a "girl" out of there.

[Aimless]

My advice is don't. The 5-star reviews on Smooci are almost all completely fake. The agency or girl can buy them for something like 10 baht / review. Read them carefully, they all follow a similar pattern, super long profuse praising + ending with "Guys, treat her right" "Guys, don't miss her" etc. The vast majority of girls are at least 10 years older than they list in their profile + nowhere near as attractive. Just in general, any English-language escort site in Thailand oriented mainly towards foreigners is a ripoff, with ugly & old girls + crazy prices. Fiwfans is much better (still photoshopped to hell but at least the girls are mostly young & cute AND cheap) but sadly that site is not available right now. I remember Smooci got briefly shut down too around the pandemic times, but you can be rest assured it wasn't for underage girls LOL.

If you really must search online, use Thaifriendly or even Tinder. Some girls may ignore you if you aren't in Thailand right at this moment though. But the best way is just to go out and find the girls yourself, whether it's at massage shops, Thermae, gogos, streetwalkers. The economy is shit right now and the number of Chinese one-week millionaires has dwindled for whatever reason, so the girls are numerous and desperate.

Excellent advice, esp about Smooci as I never tried it, but I'm not so sure about dwindling Chinese and shit economy. Don't get me wrong, I love Chinese guys, with several as my BFFs, as I find them genuine and fun, but all my favorite haunts (Soi Cowboy, Thermae, TDed99, Nana) are overrun with them (along with all other nationalities) to the point that I've never seen crowds this thick after coming here for 25 years. I'm looking forward to "low season", but this shouldn't stop anyone as there is no shortage of girls despite the crowds. Cheers! A.

[Aimless]

So depressing to me when I see this and think about how much fun I had there in the early 00's. It certainly is nothing now like it was then in so many aspects. And of course it stayed open till the sun came up. And when everything else closed people hit thermae. It was a full-on party every night. Gals dancing by the jukebox, grabbing your unit as you walked by an aggressively propositioning in, totally different from the boring wallflowers. Do I still miss it? Absolutely.

Go to TDed99. I was "forced" into a lapdance last night where a super cute and bubbly young girl mounted me in my booth and started grinding on me, then she popped her top off and "demanded" that I play with her ample silicone bolt-ONS. Like seriously, she motioned for me to hold them, and when I said no, she grabbed both my hands and placed them on her rack and wouldn't have it if I tried to let go. The lap dances cost 100 B and you can get them often. Was also sitting with a very pretty and fun 30 year old most of the night, no kids, that speaks some English and I could have taken her across the street to the ST hotel for 2500 be at any time, all inclusive. 100 girls to choose from. Excellent food. Spent a total of 2500 B, 2 hours, food, drinks, girl and tips that made everyone happy (about 5 people). Also met some EU expats that are super cool, so made some friends as well. Does it ever get any better than this? Cheers! A.

[Crater77]

First of all thanks to everyone that contribute here. The forum has wealth of information and I have already made notes.

I have checked few forums TF, Bangkok Hotels and of course this one. I am little confused on few things and would appreciate you guidance.

I am planning to try pretty much everything. However I am someone that loves overnight or outcall.

I see lot of massage places websites that send the girls (outcall). Are they safe and are the pictures accurate?

I am also thinking of going to BJ bars and other massage places mentioned on forum. Has anyone had experience of taking the number of massage lady and meeting them for LT or say 3 hours at their hotel?

Thermae seems to be a popular spot for FL's. I am planning to book hotel (4 or maybe 5 star) that is like 5 min walk from there. Are ladies ok to walk like 5-10 minutes to your hotel?

From hotel forum it seems all hotels are guest friendly. Any exceptions?

Once again thanks to everyone. I have learned a lot from the forum.

Doing the whole bitcoin thing is such a pain in the ass. I am having a hard time with renewal. I finally mailed them money and hopefully my premium will be activated in a week or two. However I want to book the hotel before prices goes up.

[Crater77]

First of all thanks to everyone that contribute here. The forum has wealth of information and I have already made notes.

I have checked few forums TF, Bangkok Hotels and of course this one. I am little confused on few things and would appreciate you guidance.

I am planning to try pretty much everything. However I am someone that loves overnight or outcall.

I see lot of massage places websites that send the girls (outcall). Are they safe and are the pictures accurate?

I am also thinking of going to BJ bars and other massage places mentioned on forum. Has anyone had experience of taking the number of massage lady and meeting them for LT or say 3 hours at their hotel?

Thermae seems to be a popular spot for FL's. I am planning to book hotel (4 or maybe 5 star) that is like 5 min walk from there. Are ladies ok to walk like 5-10 minutes to your hotel?

From hotel forum it seems all hotels are guest friendly. Any exceptions?

Once again thanks to everyone. I have learned a lot from the forum.

Doing the whole bitcoin thing is such a pain in the ass. I am having a hard time with renewal. I finally mailed them money and hopefully my premium will be activated in a week or two. However I want to book the hotel before prices goes up.

[OzzieSuds]

Left a short report in the Thai Friendly blog. Scroll down.

[Goatscrot]

My diagram is terrible but here you go.

1. Entrance: a bunch of late 203-30's hardened roboboobers hang by the door.

2. Bar.

3. Desk.

4. Long Termers more professional, higher on the heirarchy.

5. Booth with various up to 30 ish, Jap chasersyoung ones sprinkled.

6. The more asian oriented girls here, youngish, standing up to the corner of.

7. The entrance to the cans, youner amatuers here yo.

8+9 Back wall younger girl.

10 Back alcove girls, usually older.

11. Mid 20's girls, asian oriented.

12. Older one.

13. Older to younger.

14. Young, Asian oriented.

15. AC, girls at corner and back table (16), frequently young with GPS.

17. Front of inner bar, old ones.

18. Left corner of ineer bar, older to mid 20's /.

19. Same, mixture.

20. Ditto.

21. Young ones.

The two XXs aree rows of chairs. There will be girls on both sides.

Hope this helps.

So depressing to me when I see this and think about how much fun I had there in the early 00's. It certainly is nothing now like it was then in so many aspects. And of course it stayed open till the sun came up. And when everything else closed people hit thermae. It was a full-on party every night. Gals dancing by the jukebox, grabbing your unit as you walked by an aggressively propositioning in, totally different from the boring wallflowers. Do I still miss it? Absolutely.