Thread: Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand
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02-23-25 21:20 #4408
Posts: 2511Japanese in Thermae
Just some corrections to the recent "guide" to Thermae.
The joke about Japnese is not 4 4 4, but 3, 3, 3. 3 in, 3 minutes, 3000. I've never heard the joke 444 in 30 years there. Four is not a good number in Thailand and is not used optionally as it is bad luck.
The bulk of Asians that go to Thermae used to be japanese. , about 10 years ago it began to be Korean, now over the past 3 years the primary Asians are the chinese, followed by the Koreans and the japanese. You can tell girls that specialize in these Asian Folks by their makeup and Anime type trendy dress.
Thermae closes at 2 am. It is not open till 4:00 am And hasn't been for years. The closing time is as of last month when I was there last.
The short time rooms are 800 b. Never less. All the girls will always steer you right upstairs unless you have your own place and they won't use another hotel unless the short time rooms are all taken.
If you want to be marked as a tourist or rookie in the place, walk counterclockwise. The etiquette is to enter, get your drink to the left and then proceed to walk around the bar in a clockwise fashion.
There are no ladyboys inside the bar. There are no ladyboys outside the bar and within a 100 yards or so that are not obvious ladyboys. You're not going to get fooled, but unless you know how to recognize a lady boy, you best not try. I have never heard once of anyone ever being fooled deliberately by a ladyboy in that area.
Thermae is a fabulous venue and has been so for 30 plus years that I have been going there. My suggestion would be that if you do want to hit this candy store, you search out the word thermae here to get a correct picture of the etiquette, how it works, Etc.
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02-23-25 18:59 #4407
Posts: 2338Originally Posted by PhilipMarlow [View Original Post]
Your're a brave man!
You could be singled out for self appointed opinion monitor Mr. Everything's growing list of candidates who merit special attention and rehabilitation efforts.
And, if that doesn't bring you into line with his version of approved discourse, you may be elevated to the Daily Hate List, which he and his new pal and business associate, Sudsy, meticulously maintain.
I'm happy to deal with them, but I don't like to see brother mongers get caught up in the crossfire.
I'm always happy to have my writing skills critiqued by such obvious illiterates, as our Ranting and Raving Tag Team.
It's a gift that keeps on giving!
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02-23-25 16:29 #4406
Posts: 565Originally Posted by ElMexicant [View Original Post]
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02-23-25 16:05 #4405
Posts: 6075AllBitch has not learned The Cmdr ain't no one 2 fuk wit!
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Everyone knows that Vanguard the only mutual fund company owned by the shareholders themselves. Consistently charging the lower fees in the industry for index mutual funds and active ones.
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02-23-25 15:11 #4404
Posts: 4746Originally Posted by SubCmdr [View Original Post]
Licking pussy is part of something called "foreplay". Not all of us are Short Time guys.
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02-23-25 12:40 #4403
Posts: 6075Thai Gold; You purchase it in Thailand.
Originally Posted by TConor [View Original Post]
I hope you are a citizen and you are white. Otherwise you are likely to get fired or deported!
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02-23-25 12:24 #4402
Posts: 983Originally Posted by PhilipMarlow [View Original Post]
This right here is a cry for help. A textbook case of displacement, classic avoidance behavior, and a desperate plea for validation wrapped in faux literary critique. And honestly? I'm concerned.
See, when a grown man starts clinging to the nearest contrarian opinion like a life raft just to passive-aggressively lash out at the person who bruised his delicate ego, we're not in the realm of rational discourse anymore. We're in deep, uncharted emotional waters. And I fear you're drowning.
I get it, really. That whole prostitution legality debacle left you feeling exposed, vulnerable perhaps even humiliated. But instead of processing that discomfort in a healthy way, you've chosen to align yourself with this post?
This post you have endorsed reads more like the note of a man teetering on the edge, desperate to prove that he's above it all, yet frantically grasping for approval from the very people who wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire. And here you are, applauding it like it's a masterpiece, not realizing that all you've done is hand over the last shred of dignity you had left.
But here's the good news: It's not too late. There's still hope for you. All you have to do is step away from the keyboard, take a deep breath, and accept that being wrong about Thai law isn't the end of the world. Clinging to the DR Twat like a therapy doll won't save you. In fact, it's only making it worse.
Please, Philip before it's too late. Seek help.
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02-23-25 10:17 #4401
Posts: 565All about that flava
Say no to the green apple. Yuck! Glad I'm done with that box. Took couple months, but horrible taste. On a new box, orange. Had this before and tasted much better. Yum. Dorm girls wearing me out.
How you like Mr. Happy Cats meow?
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02-23-25 08:39 #4400
Posts: 4Lotta words just to say you hate white people, you deranged street sweeper.
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02-23-25 07:45 #4399
Posts: 6075[B]Twat-from-the-DR[/B] has another fan boy!
Originally Posted by PhilipMarlow [View Original Post]
Anyone impress by anything Twat-from-the-DR writes are idiots themselves and they know nothing about Thailand. That is the only way they could have anything good to say about him. Unless like AllBitch they are having homosexual fantasies about him.
When you see me bow!
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02-23-25 07:32 #4398
Posts: 93Originally Posted by Oakie [View Original Post]
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02-23-25 05:29 #4397
Posts: 983The Great Divide: A Lesson in the Art of Existence
There are two kinds of men in this world: those who consume with purpose and those who stuff their faces like desperate street urchins at a langar line, hoping for a taste of something greater than themselves. This is the eternal strugglethe sacred war between the enlightened and the hopelessly basic.
Take floss, for example. Not the pathetic string one uses to clear the debris of mediocrity from their decaying teeth, but chicken floss the woven fabric of civilization itself. If your raisin bread isn't buttered with peanut butter, strawberry preserves, and a dignified mound of floss, then frankly, you're existing in the shadow realm of taste. It's protein, it's texture, it's the culinary equivalent of divine intervention.
Floss is power. Floss is vision. Floss is a statement.
While some of you are out here bumbling around like lost rickshaw-wallahs, trying to over look compensate for your own mediocrity, the true connoisseurs are moving in silence, stacking floss like a Sadhu stacks blessings.
As Guru Nanak once said, Man jeete jag jeet conquer your mind, and you will conquer the world. But some of you can't even conquer the art of presentation. Stumbling through life in ill-fitting shirts, cologne applied with the subtlety of a Punjabi wedding procession, and an aura of desperation so strong it could be bottled and sold as a mosquito repellent.
And yet, some of you dare to walk these streets, thinking you are Rico Suave, when in reality, you are more Rico Soggy, drowning in your own delusions. The wind whispers your insignificance, the streets remember your failures, and the floss remains untouched by your unworthy hands.
A real man carries himself like a proper Sher Punjabi unbothered, unshaken, always three steps ahead. While the uninitiated are still fumbling with their cheap leather wallets, counting out loose change, the true greats have already paid, tipped, and walked away without a second glance.
And speaking of true greatness, let's talk OG Vet Movesthe kind of strategic genius that separates the enlightened from the oblivious. Some of you are still out here burning baht like clueless farangs, while the true masters operate on a higher plane of financial awareness.
Why pay 80 baht for a Coke when you can order tap water, pour it into an empty Coke bottle, and sip with confidence? That's an OG Vet Move.
Why waste baht on a tuk-tuk when you can attach yourself to a local food cart and let the wind carry you to your destination? That's an OG Vet Move.
Why spend money on hotel WiFi when you can lurk outside a Starbucks and steal their signal like a true cyber-nomad? That's an OG Vet Move.
Why pay for a massage when you can just fall down in public and let concerned bystanders rub your back for free? That's an OG Vet Move.
Why pay for an overpriced beer when you can refill an empty LEO bottle with tap water and hold it like a prop while you talk to girls? That's an OG Vet Move.
Why drop cash on a full meal when you can strategically walk past street vendors, engage in deep conversation, and take free sample bites until you're full? That's an OG Vet Move.
Why rent a room when the real veterans know the exact 24-hour McDonald's locations with soft booths and air conditioning? That's an OG Vet Move.
Why even buy toilet paper when 7-Eleven gives out napkins for free if you look just desperate enough? That's an OG Vet Move.
Why pay for a ride when you can hop into the back of a pickup truck, start yelling about "family emergency," and let the kindness of strangers take you where you need to go? That's an OG Vet Move.
Some of you still out here living like clueless backpackers, dropping baht on nonsense while calling yourselves veterans. Meanwhile, the real ones are out here stacking, saving, and spending only where it counts like a true Ludhiana businessman who just closed a deal and knows exactly where to reinvest.
As the old Indian saying goes, Jis the lathi, ohda pendathe one with the stick makes the rules. And right now? Some of you are holding nothing but empty promises and broken dreams.
But enough philosophy. My chicken floss is waiting.
In the words of Eminem
Im the shadow in the corner, watch me creep,
Lyrical puzzles while youre stuck in sleep.
Minds a maze, no map, just guess the way,
Spitting riddles, like Im drunk but got something to say.
Got the puzzle pieces, scattered in my mind,
Words like smoke, I leave em behind.
Eminem wrote this, dont ask why,
Catch me in the cryptic, where the answers die.
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02-23-25 04:46 #4396
Posts: 983Originally Posted by Explorer8939 [View Original Post]
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02-23-25 04:31 #4395
Posts: 6075WHWMF has strong OPINIONS about me!
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02-23-25 04:05 #4394
Posts: 6075Explore8939 can you just shut the fuck up?
Originally Posted by Explorer8939 [View Original Post]
When you see me bow!