Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Explorer8939]

Shut the fuck up until you return to Thailand. ya *****! The only thing you are writing about your bar girls are the WhatsApp messages you are receiving. They are writing because you give them free alcohol and pay them to sit on your face. Other clients fuck. Makes them have to put work in. They consider you easy money!!

When you see me bow!

Here's a hint for you:

Licking pussy is part of something called "foreplay". Not all of us are Short Time guys.

[SubCmdr]

In the States there are too many better steak places.

So you live in the Shithole country of the Dis United States of America! That is why you took umbrage to my statement while we were having a discussion about merits of purchasing Thai Gold. You were coming at me from the perspective of privilege being beneficiary of the current Musk / Trump Co-Presidency movement to take the United States of America back to the days of the Three-Fifths Compromise.

I hope you are a citizen and you are white. Otherwise you are likely to get fired or deported!

[EverythingThai]

I like good writing, and this is good writing. Insightful, witty and doesn't take itself too seriously. And it makes me think. For long posts other than field reports, that's a rarity on the Thailand forum. Good job again, Oakie.

Philip, buddy, we need to talk.

This right here is a cry for help. A textbook case of displacement, classic avoidance behavior, and a desperate plea for validation wrapped in faux literary critique. And honestly? I'm concerned.

See, when a grown man starts clinging to the nearest contrarian opinion like a life raft just to passive-aggressively lash out at the person who bruised his delicate ego, we're not in the realm of rational discourse anymore. We're in deep, uncharted emotional waters. And I fear you're drowning.

I get it, really. That whole prostitution legality debacle left you feeling exposed, vulnerable perhaps even humiliated. But instead of processing that discomfort in a healthy way, you've chosen to align yourself with this post?

This post you have endorsed reads more like the note of a man teetering on the edge, desperate to prove that he's above it all, yet frantically grasping for approval from the very people who wouldn't piss on him if he were on fire. And here you are, applauding it like it's a masterpiece, not realizing that all you've done is hand over the last shred of dignity you had left.

But here's the good news: It's not too late. There's still hope for you. All you have to do is step away from the keyboard, take a deep breath, and accept that being wrong about Thai law isn't the end of the world. Clinging to the DR Twat like a therapy doll won't save you. In fact, it's only making it worse.

Please, Philip before it's too late. Seek help.

[ElMexicant]

Say no to the green apple. Yuck! Glad I'm done with that box. Took couple months, but horrible taste. On a new box, orange. Had this before and tasted much better. Yum. Dorm girls wearing me out.

How you like Mr. Happy Cats meow?

[Quadratic]

Lotta words just to say you hate white people, you deranged street sweeper.

[SubCmdr]

I like good writing, and this is good writing. Insightful, witty and doesn't take itself too seriously. And it makes me think. For long posts other than field reports, that's a rarity on the Thailand forum. Good job again, Oakie.

Actually, I found it to be just the opposite. Poorly written, obvious, stupid and simply more of the OP recycled folksy wisdom that hides his true feeling of superiority over others. It makes me think. Why does the Twat-from-the-DR make such long poorly wittten posts in a portion of ISG county threads where he has never visited?

Anyone impress by anything Twat-from-the-DR writes are idiots themselves and they know nothing about Thailand. That is the only way they could have anything good to say about him. Unless like AllBitch they are having homosexual fantasies about him.

When you see me bow!

[Philip Marlow]

Just another sad rant from a late party crasher, who discovered millions of mongers were having a good time in THE sex DisneyWorld. For most a nice break from the Real World and a chance to engage in a fun fantasy that they are rolling like rich celebs, for a couple of weeks or a couple of months every year. Most mongers can return to reality when they are back in the Real World....

I like good writing, and this is good writing. Insightful, witty and doesn't take itself too seriously. And it makes me think. For long posts other than field reports, that's a rarity on the Thailand forum. Good job again, Oakie.

[EverythingThai]

There are two kinds of men in this world: those who consume with purpose and those who stuff their faces like desperate street urchins at a langar line, hoping for a taste of something greater than themselves. This is the eternal strugglethe sacred war between the enlightened and the hopelessly basic.

Take floss, for example. Not the pathetic string one uses to clear the debris of mediocrity from their decaying teeth, but chicken floss the woven fabric of civilization itself. If your raisin bread isn't buttered with peanut butter, strawberry preserves, and a dignified mound of floss, then frankly, you're existing in the shadow realm of taste. It's protein, it's texture, it's the culinary equivalent of divine intervention.

Floss is power. Floss is vision. Floss is a statement.

While some of you are out here bumbling around like lost rickshaw-wallahs, trying to over look compensate for your own mediocrity, the true connoisseurs are moving in silence, stacking floss like a Sadhu stacks blessings.

As Guru Nanak once said, Man jeete jag jeet conquer your mind, and you will conquer the world. But some of you can't even conquer the art of presentation. Stumbling through life in ill-fitting shirts, cologne applied with the subtlety of a Punjabi wedding procession, and an aura of desperation so strong it could be bottled and sold as a mosquito repellent.

And yet, some of you dare to walk these streets, thinking you are Rico Suave, when in reality, you are more Rico Soggy, drowning in your own delusions. The wind whispers your insignificance, the streets remember your failures, and the floss remains untouched by your unworthy hands.

A real man carries himself like a proper Sher Punjabi unbothered, unshaken, always three steps ahead. While the uninitiated are still fumbling with their cheap leather wallets, counting out loose change, the true greats have already paid, tipped, and walked away without a second glance.

And speaking of true greatness, let's talk OG Vet Movesthe kind of strategic genius that separates the enlightened from the oblivious. Some of you are still out here burning baht like clueless farangs, while the true masters operate on a higher plane of financial awareness.

Why pay 80 baht for a Coke when you can order tap water, pour it into an empty Coke bottle, and sip with confidence? That's an OG Vet Move.

Why waste baht on a tuk-tuk when you can attach yourself to a local food cart and let the wind carry you to your destination? That's an OG Vet Move.

Why spend money on hotel WiFi when you can lurk outside a Starbucks and steal their signal like a true cyber-nomad? That's an OG Vet Move.

Why pay for a massage when you can just fall down in public and let concerned bystanders rub your back for free? That's an OG Vet Move.

Why pay for an overpriced beer when you can refill an empty LEO bottle with tap water and hold it like a prop while you talk to girls? That's an OG Vet Move.

Why drop cash on a full meal when you can strategically walk past street vendors, engage in deep conversation, and take free sample bites until you're full? That's an OG Vet Move.

Why rent a room when the real veterans know the exact 24-hour McDonald's locations with soft booths and air conditioning? That's an OG Vet Move.

Why even buy toilet paper when 7-Eleven gives out napkins for free if you look just desperate enough? That's an OG Vet Move.

Why pay for a ride when you can hop into the back of a pickup truck, start yelling about "family emergency," and let the kindness of strangers take you where you need to go? That's an OG Vet Move.

Some of you still out here living like clueless backpackers, dropping baht on nonsense while calling yourselves veterans. Meanwhile, the real ones are out here stacking, saving, and spending only where it counts like a true Ludhiana businessman who just closed a deal and knows exactly where to reinvest.

As the old Indian saying goes, Jis the lathi, ohda pendathe one with the stick makes the rules. And right now? Some of you are holding nothing but empty promises and broken dreams.

But enough philosophy. My chicken floss is waiting.

In the words of Eminem


Im the shadow in the corner, watch me creep,
Lyrical puzzles while youre stuck in sleep.
Minds a maze, no map, just guess the way,
Spitting riddles, like Im drunk but got something to say.

Got the puzzle pieces, scattered in my mind,
Words like smoke, I leave em behind.
Eminem wrote this, dont ask why,
Catch me in the cryptic, where the answers die.

[EverythingThai]

It seems as if my posting about Thai bargirls in this topic gives you a sad.

Sorry, but I'm not going to post about other men. There are specific websites for that, you should go check them out.

As for my harem, they're just the same bargirls some of you see every day. I just prefer going with ladies I have gone with before. Unless I am in the mood for someone new.

It's all good. This be the rants thread so it's just a big mess. You seem to post about Sub quite a bit though. It's all in good fun though. The other threads are for posting about girls. This thread is for absolutely nothing of any importance.

[SubCmdr]

He is not a typical american, and while you have plenty of reason as Europeans to disike americans, don't use him as a paradigm for anything other than an example of an arrogant egotistical racist mentally Disturbed ranting unintelligent conspiracist mysoginist piece of shit that just happens to have an American passport, God knows how it hasn't been revoked yet, even assuming his international travels are true, which many of us here doubt. There's a very good chance he's in a basement in some Hood in like Gary Indiana or some other place that looks like a Congo village.

I invite the WHWMF to quote a single posts supporting any of his current opinions.

[SubCmdr]

If you guys spent as much time posting about bar girls as you do men, this topic would be great.

Shut the fuck up until you return to Thailand. ya *****! The only thing you are writing about your bar girls are the WhatsApp messages you are receiving. They are writing because you give them free alcohol and pay them to sit on your face. Other clients fuck. Makes them have to put work in. They consider you easy money!!

When you see me bow!

[SubCmdr]

But damnit NVDA, why are you trapped at $140?! It's driving me crazy. I NEED it to climb. Climb baby! Climb!

Investors are smart enough to know that NVDA needs a consolidation period after a huge run up. The is more down than up left in this one. I have even trading it short term like when it took a hit on the Deep Seek news. I bought at 118 and sold at 141 took my original investment and profits and used it to buy Thai Gold.

If I get money from the current NAZI movement called MAGA from the United States of America I will invest it. It's blood money. That will be sent out by carving up the lives of my fellow Americans. Musk is a racist. I doubt that money will be sent out because will need to be sent out to all Americans. Not just certain ones!

[UglyAzzMan]

If anybody knows me, they'll know where I stand on the blue red divide when it comes to the Divided States of America. But I won't mention it here since this part of the forum is so very explosive. Either way though, do you guys think we'll actually get a check for 5 grand? Because if that happens, well, that would just make my day. I'm not holding my breath though. It just sounds too good to be true if you ask me. I tell ya folks, if it does happen I'll use that cash for a trip to Bangkok! I freakin will. I'll do it.

But damnit NVDA, why are you trapped at $140?! It's driving me crazy. I NEED it to climb. Climb baby! Climb!

You bought NVDA at $140?

[Nyezhov]

Hey at EverthingThai.

Fuck you.

You barely deserve those two words, scumbag.

[Newton York]

If anybody knows me, they'll know where I stand on the blue red divide when it comes to the Divided States of America. But I won't mention it here since this part of the forum is so very explosive. Either way though, do you guys think we'll actually get a check for 5 grand? Because if that happens, well, that would just make my day. I'm not holding my breath though. It just sounds too good to be true if you ask me. I tell ya folks, if it does happen I'll use that cash for a trip to Bangkok! I freakin will. I'll do it.

But damnit NVDA, why are you trapped at $140?! It's driving me crazy. I NEED it to climb. Climb baby! Climb!