Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[TConor]

https://peachmassage.com/

Good service and no ass tax.

Soda is over from Tulip so you know what is on her menu. Nancy is just back from Japan and has the same menu as Soda. They are both worth the visit. Be aware Nancy is very vocal and it is better having her in your room and not next door. Or even down the hall. 555.

[TheNull1]

I was looking for a massage parlor but the girls weren't really to my liking. While deciding where I want to go I saw two cuties in uniform walking down the street. Thinking "I wonder if they are heading to work" so I turned around and went to see where they were going. Sure enough they went to Mimi's off Sukhumvit 22. I walked in and was told up front they finish with handjob. Now handjobs rarely finish me but was taking a gamble I could get something by talking to the girl directly. In hindsight it was a bad move to not confirm the girl first, but the one I got was cute. I'd put her at an 8 but she was also to my tastes. Thin, flat, cute face, 20's. Cleaned up then got the massage. Teased the boys a bit throughout but after I flipped over I decided to ask if she did full service. Thought about it, quoted 2500. I countered with 2 k and she accepted. She motioned to keep it quiet though. No idea why they were being cage-why since handjobs were the norm here.

Not the best in bed but she was cute and at least somewhat into it. She put on a condom which was too small. I think if I wanted to skip it she'd have done so but I lean towards safe sex so no issue with me. Finished and we had 4 minutes of massage left so she continued with that before getting dressed. Massage was actually pretty good. About what you'd get at your typical legit place in Bangkok. Total damage was about 3500, I think it was worth it.

[Zam007]

Last week, I had a layover in BKK for 1 day before I caught a flight to China.

I had been eyeing this girl named Yuki. Last year when I saw her, she was a bit thick and I do like some thick girls.

While I waited for another girl I booked to get ready, she kept walking in front of me and teasing me to take her instead.

The girl I took was disappointing and it the fact that Yuki tempted me to take her instead, made me regret the whole thing.

I wanted to set things straight now.

So, I booked Yuki 2 days in advance for 90 minutes.

I showed up at 2 pm as discussed. My room was barely 600 mts away.

To my surprise, she lost a lot of weight. She is now size zero. It wasn't disappointing, but it was a bit of a surprise.

She also seem like more innocent as opposed to the seductive gaze she gave me the last time.

Took the top room with jacuzzi and everything.

I told her, I just wanted a slow session. BBBJ is standard here.

Kissed for a while while the jacuzzi filled.

She asked me to lay on bed. She gave me some light massage and we cuddled a bit and teased a lot with my penis rubbing against her pussy lips.

I realized that the weight she gained was after she had a baby and she recently went on an extreme diet to lose weight.

Like I said earlier, her size is Zero, but she has some wrinkles on her stomach. No see-Sections.

In the tub she gave me a long and slow BJ like requested, and we smashed for a while before we got bored of splashing water.

Moved to the bed and we found our rhythm.

After about 45 minutes, I finished in doggy.

Then layed down for a while after we cleaned up and cuddled for a while.

She is very GF Type and it was what I needed.

Round two, but very slow. Lasted another 20-30 minutes.

Had some time left, so filled up the tub again and gave me a good scrub and we smooched a lot while we cleaned each other.

WIR?

YEP!

[HorseTrader]

You should try for once and ask, whether BBFSCIM and BBBJCIP + swallow is available, knowing the range of services they provide at flat cover price, I am 87% sure, few of therm would be ready for it at certain premium.

Hmmmmm. BBFSCIM? BBBJCIP? How do those things even work?

It is well known that some places provide more extensive services than others, but the question is which ones? If you read EihTooms prior posts you will see that he has asked about a zillion providers those questions. Your prior posts made it appear that you had found one more place that consistently provides "everything", but it was just typos.

Standard services in many Bangkok massage places are BBBJ with dodged finish and CFS. When reading your "everything" post the readers are likely to assume something better was provided.

[Ranvir 226]

Understand. Typos happen. I think they happen more than ever lately. I think spell-checking, auto-correction and auto-completion of entire phrases happen more than ever lately and often into results we had no intention of typing. Very weird and annoying. Not that it is necessarily the interface on this site. I observe and experience it all over the net. I will sometimes have to retype a word or phrase 2-3 times just to convince the system in other social networks that I really do mean to type "were" instead of "we're" or "skywalk" instead of "Skywalker". Maybe the inclusion of AI, f any, has caused our spell-check and auto-complete programs to have a little too much mind of its own.

But I digress.

Yes, if I ever stumbled upon a shop or venue anywhere in Thailand where 60 minute sessions of no hassle, little discussion BBFSCIP and BBBJCIM+Swallow from full lineups of attractive girls were routinely on offer for 2,000 thb I would probably rush to my keyboard to report here that the place "never disappoints" and offers "everything", pointing out that "everything means everything".

And I would probably do that without ever asking or knowing if Anal, rimming, COF, COB or Hand Jobs were available because I have zero interest in any of those things.

So if it turned out those other things were not routinely or easily available then no doubt the punters searching for where to get a Hand Job for 2,000 thb would be keenly disappointed by what they encountered there and annoyed that I had reported so misleadingly and highly of it.

BTW, I have never found a shop or venue where my quaint and simple version of "everything" exists anywhere in Thailand. If you or anyone else does, please post a report about it here!

You should try for once and ask, whether BBFSCIM and BBBJCIP + swallow is available, knowing the range of services they provide at flat cover price, I am 87% sure, few of therm would be ready for it at certain premium.

[EihTooms]

It was typo, not BBFS, actually its covered FS. Second thing, actuallly, I never asked them about BB atall. The topic of BB Never came up for discussion. So, if you go there and raise this topic, may be you will get " everything".

Understand. Typos happen. I think they happen more than ever lately. I think spell-checking, auto-correction and auto-completion of entire phrases happen more than ever lately and often into results we had no intention of typing. Very weird and annoying. Not that it is necessarily the interface on this site. I observe and experience it all over the net. I will sometimes have to retype a word or phrase 2-3 times just to convince the system in other social networks that I really do mean to type "were" instead of "we're" or "skywalk" instead of "Skywalker". Maybe the inclusion of AI, f any, has caused our spell-check and auto-complete programs to have a little too much mind of its own.

But I digress.

Yes, if I ever stumbled upon a shop or venue anywhere in Thailand where 60 minute sessions of no hassle, little discussion BBFSCIP and BBBJCIM+Swallow from full lineups of attractive girls were routinely on offer for 2,000 thb I would probably rush to my keyboard to report here that the place "never disappoints" and offers "everything", pointing out that "everything means everything".

And I would probably do that without ever asking or knowing if Anal, rimming, COF, COB or Hand Jobs were available because I have zero interest in any of those things.

So if it turned out those other things were not routinely or easily available then no doubt the punters searching for where to get a Hand Job for 2,000 thb would be keenly disappointed by what they encountered there and annoyed that I had reported so misleadingly and highly of it.

BTW, I have never found a shop or venue where my quaint and simple version of "everything" exists anywhere in Thailand. If you or anyone else does, please post a report about it here!

[Ranvir 226]

Sounds great for you.

BBFS? Isn't than a BareBack penis entering an orifice / vagina?

CIM? Good to hear a BB penis entering an orifice might have a proper target at the finish along with Deepthroat, too. Major points for that. But it is essentially standard 800-1000 baht BJ Bar fare.

But without BBFSCIP and BBBJCIM+Swallow on offer I would feel cruelly misled if I'd showed up with a hard-on and money in pocket expecting "everything" to be on offer. And for sure I would have been disappointed about that.

It was typo, not BBFS, actually its covered FS. Second thing, actuallly, I never asked them about BB atall. The topic of BB Never came up for discussion. So, if you go there and raise this topic, may be you will get " everything".

[EihTooms]

What is there, CIM, COF, COB, DFK, Covered Anal, BBFS,rimming, DATY, prostate massage, Deepthroat and shower sex. Good enough for me.

Sounds great for you.

BBFS? Isn't than a BareBack penis entering an orifice / vagina?

CIM? Good to hear a BB penis entering an orifice might have a proper target at the finish along with Deepthroat, too. Major points for that. But it is essentially standard 800-1000 baht BJ Bar fare.

But without BBFSCIP and BBBJCIM+Swallow on offer I would feel cruelly misled if I'd showed up with a hard-on and money in pocket expecting "everything" to be on offer. And for sure I would have been disappointed about that.

[Ranvir 226]

LOL. Then I've got to further ask; why would you repeatedly use the words "everything means everything" in a world where the sexual acts I mentioned are engaged in by millions of people every day all around the world for money and / or love when what it only meant was "everything I ever want"?

What you are describing now is no more than what one would get in the most restrictive, strictly enforced rules venue outside of Thailand, much less in Bangkok.

So, at most and according to what you're saying now, we can only assume for 2000 thb we will perhaps get BBBJ as foreplay, no CIM, possibly no DFK and covered everything else at the shops you mentioned.

Not saying that isn't valuable intel to have. In fact, for someone like me it helps me to know which shops to avoid.

So for that part, I thank you for your reports. But you might think about shoring up your understanding of what the words "everything means everything" means as generally understood by this crowd.

What is there, CIM, COF, COB, DFK, Covered Anal, BBFS,rimming, DATY, prostate massage, Deepthroat and shower sex. Good enough for me.

[EihTooms]

Everything means everything except BB penetration in any hole, becoz except for BBBJ, there is no other BB in my dictionary.

LOL. Then I've got to further ask; why would you repeatedly use the words "everything means everything" in a world where the sexual acts I mentioned are engaged in by millions of people every day all around the world for money and / or love when what it only meant was "everything I ever want"?

What you are describing now is no more than what one would get in the most restrictive, strictly enforced rules venue outside of Thailand, much less in Bangkok.

So, at most and according to what you're saying now, we can only assume for 2000 thb we will perhaps get BBBJ as foreplay, no CIM, possibly no DFK and covered everything else at the shops you mentioned.

Not saying that isn't valuable intel to have. In fact, for someone like me it helps me to know which shops to avoid.

So for that part, I thank you for your reports. But you might think about shoring up your understanding of what the words "everything means everything" means as generally understood by this crowd.

[Ranvir 226]

Apple was A+? Can you correct me?

Check your DM please.

[GrapeMan]

Apple was A+? Can you correct me?

IF you want a+ its best to ask at Cherry / Snow White when you're getting the girl first of all. Most do it even if they say they don't but make sure she agrees before choosing her if you want it. It might not be something she does with everyone or everyday like some girls.

[Ranvir 226]

So as long as "everything means everything" for 2000 thb at this shop, we can all put it in the bank that DFK, BBBJ, BBBJCIM+Swallow, BBFSCIP as well as BB Anal Cum In Ass is on offer without much hassle or discussion, right? For 2000 thb.

Everything means everything except BB penetration in any hole, becoz except for BBBJ, there is no other BB in my dictionary.

[TConor]

One hour session, took Apple, everything was on offer, and enjoyed everything. 2000 TB, great experince. Cherry always lives to its expectations. Went to hotel with total satisfaction.

Apple was A+? Can you correct me?

[EihTooms]

Went to cherry again. Took mind. She has hell of energy, she takes control in positive sense. Again everything was in offer. Everything means everything. 2000 TB for one hour. Cherry did it again. Things going quite well. Went back to hotel post lunch.

So as long as "everything means everything" for 2000 thb at this shop, we can all put it in the bank that DFK, BBBJ, BBBJCIM+Swallow, BBFSCIP as well as BB Anal Cum In Ass is on offer without much hassle or discussion, right? For 2000 thb.