Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EverythingThai]

At everythingThai.

While the efforts and time you have put into your "guides" are very commendable, they are at the end of the day, your view and opinion only and that needs to be pointed out especially to "newbies" on this site. So I really don't understand why you start having a go and respond condescendingly at at nyz and others if they simply factcheck a few points such as an obvious one "closing time" for example. What the f has it got to do with the rants section?

Already someone has commented that it's absurdly overpriced based on what you wrote. I don't know where you are going with your 5,000+ THB figure. The regulars quote 3,000ST in thermae.

Also what is your view on the way Western men get treated in Thermae based on? From my personal experience (and the experience of Westerns I've discussed this with, albeit a limited pool), nothing could be further from the truth. As far as staff goes, the red carpet is always rolled out when I visit, I am always called up to the top of the queue for a drink for example. I have never been treated badly or disdainfully by any of the girls. The truth is the language barrier can be an issue and Thermae just simply isn't frequented by Westerners as much as other nationalities.

Drunk Westerners on stag or short stay holidays in groups possibly are the reason behind your misguided assumptions. But that goes for any nationalities including Asian etc.

If any nationality is going to have an issue, look to the poor Indians! Of the girls I'be hooked up with in Thailand in general at least 50% of them have said they won't go with an Indian.

First of all there was nothing condescending about my post. Actually I just pointed out two things that were not accurate. I also did it in a nice way. About the rants section, if you look there, you will see a lot of posts back and forth between him and I. I wanted him to know that that section is what it is and I appreciated his actual reports when he does write one. I never get into price debates anymore so I could care less what others think about my price opinions. I never replied to any others who commented on my Thermae post as you said. Not sure what you are getting at. Only Nyezhov. Even when he had a go at me in the rants section about this post I ignored it. I believe what goes on there in the rants should stay there.

I will however comment on what you said about prices. If you look at my post, I never mentioned ST did it. My price range was ment to be a general range of overall prices. Very general. Don't get so bent out of shape.

About the Japanese, I live here everyday and go to thermae very often. I know what I see and know there are way more Asian customers in there than white westerners. I'm not going to debate that with you either. So be it if you don't agree.

I am glad my post has made you so passionate about replying to me. This comment of mine towards you may be condescending and its meat to be, sorry for that, but what I wrote to Nyezhov was not meant to be and if he thinks it was I sincerely apologize for that. This is not the rants section so everything here in this section should be respectful and useful. No reason to carry flame wars into the normal sections of the forum.

ET out

[SubCmdr]

She is tall. 178 cm I would guess, And this homey denies that he is into ladyboys. LOL LOL LOL.

Oh wait you are 160 cm? No wonder 178 cm sounds tall to you. Nice to have a girl you don't have to get a crook in your next to kiss. At least that from my perspective.

A man who takes the handle of HotDog666 is actually accusing someone me of being a homosexual! That is rich on its face. ROTFLMAO!

All this because he does not agree with my tipping policy and things American Tourists are at fault. When I told him to go fuck himself over that bullshit he took umbrage and has been waging a multi-country flame war with me in the RANTS thread ever sense. Bring it!.

When you see me bow!

[HotDog666]

She is tall. 178 cm I would guess. <<.

And this homey denies that he is into ladyboys. LOL LOL LOL.

YOU LIE!! Let's start with why are you writing about me? I am a man.

I appreciate the update on basic human sexuality. We have all been fucking in our lives for how many years on average? Yet, you actually have the nerve to say some dumb ass shit like that to me you

[HorseTrader]

There are no ladyboys outside the bar and within a 100 yards or so that are not obvious ladyboys. You're not going to get fooled, but unless you know how to recognize a lady boy, you best not try.

Not sure that I agree with this comment about all of them being obvious. I agree that nearly all within 10 meters are ladyboys, but there are some genetic females in that same area and some that I just don't know. Even though I gave plenty of advanced warning, one of my friends learned in the hotel that he had a ladyboy on his first visit to Bangkok. I'm extremely cautious of any freelancer that I take anywhere in Thailand. I always ask prior to committing with a freelancer and then I glance at ID before giving to my hotel reception.

[ElMexicant]

Your other favorite here, Mr I think I know everythingthai just posted a fabulous condensation of years of wisdom about thermae that he must have spent hours and hours researching on this board. He got the closing time wrong. Must be a lot of work to pretend to be the smartest person in the world. But hey he's a legend in his own mind.

He did say he knows everything on who they are and where the ElBees stand at Thermae. His expertise. Then he wants to cuddle up next to you. LOL.

[PgReal]

Thanks for your comments. I will just say that you are wrong about the ladyboys. They are all around the bar outside. They even stand at the top of the stairs. About the closing time, I was in there 2 nights ago at 3 AM.

I also quite enjoy your mongering posts when they exist. The rants thread is what it is, but when you actually report, your reports are quite good. I would encourage you to report more and be more comprehensive when you do. Cheers.

At everythingThai.

While the efforts and time you have put into your "guides" are very commendable, they are at the end of the day, your view and opinion only and that needs to be pointed out especially to "newbies" on this site. So I really don't understand why you start having a go and respond condescendingly at at nyz and others if they simply factcheck a few points such as an obvious one "closing time" for example. What the f has it got to do with the rants section?

Already someone has commented that it's absurdly overpriced based on what you wrote. I don't know where you are going with your 5,000+ THB figure. The regulars quote 3,000ST in thermae.

Also what is your view on the way Western men get treated in Thermae based on? From my personal experience (and the experience of Westerns I've discussed this with, albeit a limited pool), nothing could be further from the truth. As far as staff goes, the red carpet is always rolled out when I visit, I am always called up to the top of the queue for a drink for example. I have never been treated badly or disdainfully by any of the girls. The truth is the language barrier can be an issue and Thermae just simply isn't frequented by Westerners as much as other nationalities.

Drunk Westerners on stag or short stay holidays in groups possibly are the reason behind your misguided assumptions. But that goes for any nationalities including Asian etc.

If any nationality is going to have an issue, look to the poor Indians! Of the girls I'be hooked up with in Thailand in general at least 50% of them have said they won't go with an Indian.

[EverythingThai]

Just some corrections to the recent "guide" to Thermae.

The joke about Japnese is not 4 4 4, but 3, 3, 3. 3 in, 3 minutes, 3000. I've never heard the joke 444 in 30 years there. Four is not a good number in Thailand and is not used optionally as it is bad luck.

The bulk of Asians that go to Thermae used to be japanese. , about 10 years ago it began to be Korean, now over the past 3 years the primary Asians are the chinese, followed by the Koreans and the japanese. You can tell girls that specialize in these Asian Folks by their makeup and Anime type trendy dress.

Thermae closes at 2 am. It is not open till 4:00 am And hasn't been for years. The closing time is as of last month when I was there last.

The short time rooms are 800 b. Never less. All the girls will always steer you right upstairs unless you have your own place and they won't use another hotel unless the short time rooms are all taken.

If you want to be marked as a tourist or rookie in the place, walk counterclockwise. The etiquette is to enter, get your drink to the left and then proceed to walk around the bar in a clockwise fashion.

There are no ladyboys inside the bar. There are no ladyboys outside the bar and within a 100 yards or so that are not obvious ladyboys. You're not going to get fooled, but unless you know how to recognize a lady boy, you best not try. I have never heard once of anyone ever being fooled deliberately by a ladyboy in that area.

Thermae is a fabulous venue and has been so for 30 plus years that I have been going there. My suggestion would be that if you do want to hit this candy store, you search out the word thermae here to get a correct picture of the etiquette, how it works, Etc.

Thanks for your comments. I will just say that you are wrong about the ladyboys. They are all around the bar outside. They even stand at the top of the stairs. About the closing time, I was in there 2 nights ago at 3 AM.

I also quite enjoy your mongering posts when they exist. The rants thread is what it is, but when you actually report, your reports are quite good. I would encourage you to report more and be more comprehensive when you do. Cheers.

[ElMexicant]

Thailand beat me to it. They need to do this in India. We are supposed to have the greatest innovations there first. Can't eat this everyday and still maintain my 0. 80 waist to hip ratio. LOL.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5S8xAB84Loo

[TConor]

So you live in the Shithole country of the Dis United States of America! That is why you took umbrage to my statement while we were having a discussion about merits of purchasing Thai Gold. You were coming at me from the perspective of privilege being beneficiary of the current Musk / Trump Co-Presidency movement to take the United States of America back to the days of the Three-Fifths Compromise.

I hope you are a citizen and you are white. Otherwise you are likely to get fired or deported!

Just because someone is capable of doing something doesn't necessarily mean they are residing there. This perfectly exemplifies the flaw in your thinking. I'm actually grateful you showcased it so clearly for everyone—saving us the trouble of pointing it out ourselves. No need to be too embarrassed or worried about losing face when things inevitably fall apart—you'll soon find yourself being politely shown the door.

Regarding your comment about being white. Consider using your gold profits to seek help for whatever is deeply troubling you. You don't seem to be a content person, and achieving happiness—or at least, not being constantly angry—will bring real benefits to your life. Good luck.

[SubCmdr]

Sorry, but I'm not going to post about other men.

YOU LIE!! Let's start with why are you writing about me? I am a man.

Heres a hint for you: Licking pussy is part of something called "foreplay". Not all of us are Short Time guys.

I appreciate the update on basic human sexuality. We have all been fucking in our lives for how many years on average? Yet, you actually have the nerve to say some dumb ass shit like that to me you mother fuck.

Get the fuck outta here with your bullshit!

You just being straight disrespectful up in dis *****. But dis be the RANTS Thread so it's allowed. I am also allowed to put your dumb ass in check. So here we go!

Bro, you already know my position:

SubCmdr is not a big fan of licking pussy.

So I don't know why you are getting all bent out of shape over something you know about me and have commented on multiple times. When I hire a girl to be my prostitute. She is there to pleasure me. So, I am not interested in performing foreplay as you describe it:

Music, Drinks, Jedi Mind Tricks, Vulcan Mind Melds, Jedi Mind Fucks

ROTFLMAO!

Here is my hint to you. I keep lube on my night night stand. But you know what? I rarely have to use it!

Why? Because my prostitutes hit my bed wet! I reach down to touch their pussy and 90% of the time they are wet.

Why? Because I am presenting something to them that is new and different as a member of a demographic that is unique in the customer space for them!

Example

I love quoting myself because I find me to the best source of information for me.

Had my first no show from Thai Friendly a few nights ago. We had an agreement and a time. Then 30 minutes after the agreed time she was not at my door. And when I reached out only silence. And so we have the beauty of Thai Friendly. Two edged sword. Got to always have a backup plan. Contacted another girl on Thai Friendly and she was DTGP. She was there in 15 minutes. Sweet!

So, she comes through the door, kicks her shoes off. The girls always kick their shoes off in the same place in my room. Except the cleaning girls. They kick their shoes off outside of my room. I always tip them. They are trying to make a living as a "regular girl". Many of you up in here cannot wrap your head around the concept. But I digress.

She is tall. 178 cm I would guess. I'm never good with weights, but she is long and lean. Not my usual body type. But that is the fun of being a trick. Hiring prostitutes that are not in your wheelhouse. Especially at these prices.

She walks over to me gives me a hug. Puts her hand on my chest, rubbing it and says, big muscles. Tells me I am her first black man. Then asks: Do you have a big dick? Does not give me a chance to answer. Goes to her knees and snatches my shorts down. And looks. Touches. Says, she is a little worried. Cause if I get too big, she is not going to be able handle me. Gave her a towel for the shower and off she went. Came out of the bathroom laid her clothes down. Got on the bed and unwrapped herself like a present for me. Damn. What a nice body, long lean, firm, nice size breasts on the slim frame. So I have her get into my standard dick sucking position. Face down, ass up! Sucked my dick good, felt the back of her throat. Long legs, puts the pillow underneath her hips (she knows she in for some deep penetration. And we are in missionary, damn that pussy was tight, literally I could feel her walls splitting.

And she is making these sex appropriate noises when I go deep. Not loud, but enough for me to know that she is feeling it (you know I am penetrating that thing) and I am going deep and bumping her cervix. She can take some dick. It's no lie what she said to me. Her pussy feel like she is holding on with my dick with her fist. And on top of a banging body and being a good fuck, she had a lovely personality. Offered up her friends for a threesome. What more can you ask for?

1000 THB - ST.

PRO TIP

My foreplay for prostitutes is (since most do not want to kiss) touching and kissing their erogenous zones. That way I stimulate them sexually without overtly being sexual. Their bodies react, over powering their minds. It is my Jedi Mind Stimulation of their bodies and minds. It works great for me. Throughout my entire life. With girls in transactional and non-transactional relationships. Put a little work in and think outside of the box. Learn what they are. Learn where they are. Experiment and see what works with you. You have a harem. So you have an experimental control group.

Why are you always challenging my bonafides?

As for SubCmdr, I have no doubt that he is in Pattaya, although his mongering reports are few and vague.

Every time you do it I am forced to slap you down like *****. Using an intellectual open hand instead of a fist like I would normal do. I do it out of respect for you. Because your big head, I know it all and I am going to tell you about it attitude, needs to be put in check on occasion. You have a good heart! But sometimes while you have your fingers on the keyboard they betray you.

Now let me give you a piece of unsolicited advice:

Subcmdr aint no one 2 fuk wit!

[Allover]

Accusing someone of homosexuality is a tried and true ISG insult that reveals more about the individual making the accusation than the accusation itself. In the United States of America you have the right to remain silent. I choose to do so. I suggest you do also or prove your accusation.

Written by:SubCmdr.

February 20, 2025

DR Rants and Stupid Shit Forum

Hey Stub, how does my urine taste now?

[Nyezhov]

Just some corrections to the recent "guide" to Thermae.

The joke about Japnese is not 4 4 4, but 3, 3, 3. 3 in, 3 minutes, 3000. I've never heard the joke 444 in 30 years there. Four is not a good number in Thailand and is not used optionally as it is bad luck.

The bulk of Asians that go to Thermae used to be japanese. , about 10 years ago it began to be Korean, now over the past 3 years the primary Asians are the chinese, followed by the Koreans and the japanese. You can tell girls that specialize in these Asian Folks by their makeup and Anime type trendy dress.

Thermae closes at 2 am. It is not open till 4:00 am And hasn't been for years. The closing time is as of last month when I was there last.

The short time rooms are 800 b. Never less. All the girls will always steer you right upstairs unless you have your own place and they won't use another hotel unless the short time rooms are all taken.

If you want to be marked as a tourist or rookie in the place, walk counterclockwise. The etiquette is to enter, get your drink to the left and then proceed to walk around the bar in a clockwise fashion.

There are no ladyboys inside the bar. There are no ladyboys outside the bar and within a 100 yards or so that are not obvious ladyboys. You're not going to get fooled, but unless you know how to recognize a lady boy, you best not try. I have never heard once of anyone ever being fooled deliberately by a ladyboy in that area.

Thermae is a fabulous venue and has been so for 30 plus years that I have been going there. My suggestion would be that if you do want to hit this candy store, you search out the word thermae here to get a correct picture of the etiquette, how it works, Etc.

[Oakie]

I like good writing, and this is good writing. Insightful, witty and doesn't take itself too seriously. And it makes me think. For long posts other than field reports, that's a rarity on the Thailand forum. Good job again, Oakie.

Thank you Mr. Marlow:

Your're a brave man!

You could be singled out for self appointed opinion monitor Mr. Everything's growing list of candidates who merit special attention and rehabilitation efforts.

And, if that doesn't bring you into line with his version of approved discourse, you may be elevated to the Daily Hate List, which he and his new pal and business associate, Sudsy, meticulously maintain.

I'm happy to deal with them, but I don't like to see brother mongers get caught up in the crossfire.

I'm always happy to have my writing skills critiqued by such obvious illiterates, as our Ranting and Raving Tag Team.

It's a gift that keeps on giving!

[ElMexicant]

Say no to the green apple. Yuck! Glad I'm done with that box. Took couple months, but horrible taste. On a new box, orange. Had this before and tasted much better. Yum. Dorm girls wearing me out.

How you like Mr. Happy Cats meow?

Forgot the pic. LOL.

[SubCmdr]

I happen to be heavily involved in investment real estate.

You don't own any investment real estate in any country other than in the Dis United States of America. So, don't be trying to tell a person that is involved in investment real estate in multiple countries what you know about Thailand. Because you dont know.

But I wouldn't waste my time buying a Pattaya condo to rent out.

I wouldn't bother buying a GOLD ETFs. ETFs are for people too stupid to make their own investment decisions so they do as your homosexual partner the Twat-from-the-DR says:

The only ones that consistently make money are the money managers, who charge fees for their "expertise" and "advice" whether the market rises or falls!

If they were really experts, they wouldn't have to sell their "expertise" to try to make a buck. They'd be busy using it to get rich!

If this is the case and I know you agree with him because you are always on your knees kissing his ring and (doing who knows what else while you a kneeling in front of him) then a ETF fits exactly what he is describing.

Everyone knows that Vanguard the only mutual fund company owned by the shareholders themselves. Consistently charging the lower fees in the industry for index mutual funds and active ones.

Flying business class of course unless they upgrade me to First class.

Can I fly business class? No I cannot. I cannot afford to. So, now you know all the talk about my flow and my stack was just that talk. But what I can do is this:

Here is what I do / did:

11/09/2023: Buy at 32700.

02/14/2025: Sell at 46750.

46750 - 32700 = 14,050/ Baht increase. Let's do a little trader math: +42.97% in 15 months. Now making that kind of return is not for everyone. So, please continue to do what it is you do what is best for YOUR portfolio. I simply providing an example of what is actually possible with Thai Gold.

Here endith the lesson for you!