Sao Paulo Reports

[Lalabo]

Gauguin is worth checking out

Thanks for the report and I wait for your full report for pricing details. I plan to visit the club during my next trip to SP.

[The Cane]

Sobremesa (dessert)? "I didn't order any sobremesas"! That's what I said at the front desk while settling up my bill after another night of debauchery in Sao Paulo, Brazil. Turns out that "sobremesa" was being used to refer to the two condoms that were provided, so the joke was on me LOLOLOL! Yeah, the two women at the desk laughed at my ass. Hey, I'm just a gringo. What do I know? I had not seen the word used that way before. Speaking of condoms, so far I have found that none of the girls have been willing to use my own stash of Skyn brand condoms that I prefer. Too many assholes doing things like poking holes in condoms and shit like that have ruined it for the rest of us more honorable mongers. In any event, it was a good night that more than made up for Natalia's bullshit at Connection Night Club last night. Tonight at Bahamas Hotel Club I butt fucked a cute, fair-skinned, blue-eyed, blonde branca from Sao Paulo who goes by "Jessica". She's a 24 year-old elementary school teacher who is still going to school herself (play-by-play action later). And she put out in the room the way a Brasiliera is supposed to put out! Oh man, I get to fuck so, so many pretty, blue-eyed, blonde, white girls in their tight, forbidden butt holes every single time I come to Brazil! Well, I guess they aren't that forbidden since I've sampled so many of them LOL! It's just insane all of this anal cornholing of all these pretty white girls giving up their A-holes to a depraved, perverted gringo monger such as myself! The prettier they are, the more I lust to fuck them in the butt! Like I've said before, if you like to fuck really attractive white girls in the ass then the country of Brazil is absolute Heaven on this earth! My God! The club itself was nicer than I remembered with talent that overall was a little better than last time. The room, although small, was clean and well-appointed. Based on tonight, I would return to the Bahamas Hotel Club again, especially if staying in Moema making it really easy to get to. Planning to have a sobremesa with dinner tomorrow night. Doing that at one of Sao Paulo's puta palaces gives that a whole new meaning LMAO! Onward and upward! Keep on (butt) fucking (whatever type you like)!

https://bahamashotelclub.com.br/

[The Cane]

Last night I had what was probably my worst overall session of sex in Brazil ever! And it definitely was the worst anal sex in Brazil ever! Well, I suppose it was bound to happen one day. It's just that you know this is Brazil where that's not supposed to happen! I went with a tall German-Brazilian looking woman aged 30 who goes by the name of "Natalia". The issue is that she had too many mood killing rules, or turned her body in this way and that to prohibit full penetration and enjoyment. How about like trying to hold the condom at the base no matter what? We all hate it when women do that right? And that's just some of it (full details in my full report). I should have known right from the beginning in the room that she was going to be a pain in the ass when it wasn't enough that I showered first at the hotel, then again right there in the room. She asked me to get back into the shower so that she could wash my dick with her special soap that only she trusted. And it was all mostly downhill from there for me. Don't do this. Fuck me only this way. And her doing stuff I didn't like. Worst session in Brazil ever! The club itself was fine, with well-appointed public and private spaces. The main issues I see with it are that it's a long way to get to, I have never seen a lot of people there (they blamed Carnaval this time), and Natalia with all of her fucking prohibitive rules! She said she was leaving in just a few days to work in Milan, Italy. Good riddance because we don't need her bullshit here in Brazil! I salvaged my night by heading over to Casarao Augusta where I had a good session with a blonde Big Booty Barbie from Belo Horizonte named "Brenda" who quickly restored my faith in the sexual prowess of the Brasiliera again (more to come about her too).

http://www.connectionvip.com.br/

[Anaggie]

Secret is out! This is how Anaggie saves huge amounts of dough by drinking cheap Tonic water which actually cost R30 instead of Red Bulls that cost R60 😉 On average a bottle at Scandallo costs 20-30+ times over the retail price.

All those savings in mixers go towards building my harem 😜.

[The Cane]

Went to Casarao last night, and after a slow start at Cafe Photo, man am I glad I did! The place was lit on a Saturday night! I went to the room with a young, wild, and crazy blonde branca going by the name of "Iris" originally from Parana state (notice a pattern LOL). I could tell by the size of her smallish ass that she probably didn't do anal, and I was right. But I liked her and wanted to fuck her anyway. Using my descriptive ass matrix, I would say that she had a "standard issue" white girl ass. And yet, just as with Luna last night, Iris' butt hole played front and center during the action in the room last night LOL (full details later). Right now I'm at 50% of my sessions including full on anal sex. This is far below my well-established Brazilian LAA (Lifetime Anal Average) of 70% of my hoors butt fucked. I'm a little bit concerned as I have a reputation to uphold as one of ISG's greatest cornholers of all time hahaha! Well, in the end I know I shouldn't worry. I have lots of time left in Brazil with lots and lots of Brasiliera butt holes to see LMAO! Until the next time my friends!

[The Cane]

A little while ago a couple of the guys here mentioned this club as a luxe alternative to Scandallo. I had not heard of it before. I visited last night and agree it is luxe, but much smaller than Scandallo (what place isn't) with far fewer girls available. The good news is that it's a lot less expensive too (details to come in full report)! There's an upstairs that opens early, and a downstairs that opens at 9 pm, both with a stage and sometimes a band. There is also a decent restaurant menu with various dishes and snacks. I like to arrive early to check a brand new place to me out before it really gets hopping. It's more quiet and not as crowded and you can begin to sense the vibe of the place. There were a couple of cute girls, and I was approached by two (a negra and a morena), but I ended up going with "Luna", a 25 year-old, blonde branca who said she was born in Parana state but now lives in Sao Paulo where other family members also live. Luna said her relatives immigrated to Brazil from Italy two generations ago, and that she was going to school to be a flight attendant. The talent pool was small, and I didn't see too many others I liked, so around 8:45 pm I chose Luna. Or rather, she chose me. And it turned out to be a good session too. Got to mess around with her "gaucha" butt hole in the room hahaha (more to come later)! So is this place another Scandallo? Hell no, but no place in the world is, so it would not be fair to expect Gauguin to be that. But if you're looking for a lower cost alternative to Scandallo that isn't all the way across town like Connection Nightclub is, and with a more mellow vibe, then Gauguin is worth checking out to see if it's your thing. And if not, you can always head out to another club later. Until the next time my mongering brethren keep on fucking!

https://youtu.be/fbSeiWMJrSo?si=vcRkwutNI6e-XaR2

[Lalabo]

This was my first time going to Scandallo other than on a Friday or Saturday night, and I didn't notice any difference in terms of the number of girls there. It was on a Thursday night, and in fact I have been there on a Friday or Saturday when there were even more people there than last Thursday. So, I just don't get guys who keep telling newbies to avoid Scandallo on the weekends due to lower attendance. I have been on the weekends many, many times and I just have not seen that. Again, I have seen more people there on a Friday or Saturday night than what I saw last night on a Thursday. If you go on a weekend it's going to be fine! Believe me. Oh, and Tribute15 is right about it being difficult to see all the girls. You really have to work at it. I call it "mongering by walking around". That's occasionally changing my station and moving all about the club to see what booty is on duty. You need to do that to see as many of the tutes as possible.

How about you visit the club during Friday and Saturday now and let us now if you still see no difference. I am guessing you are comparing what you saw pre-pandemic to current situation. The weekend numbers are much more noticeable pre and post pandemic for someone who visited only once pre-pandemic. Saturday's numbers now are noticeably weaker than pre-pandemic.

[Lalabo]

I remember going to Hong Kong in Tijuana one time and the price for a table + bottle was like $500.

I think the mixers cost R20-25.

Secret is out! This is how Anaggie saves huge amounts of dough by drinking cheap Tonic water which actually cost R30 instead of Red Bulls that cost R60 😉 On average a bottle at Scandallo costs 20-30+ times over the retail price.

[SamaRiding]

Is R700-800 price per hour or per 30 minutes?

It's for one hour. I don't think there is a 30 min option for the high ends. It's also just 1 shot usually. For the regular.

Clinicas there a 30 minutes (1 shot) and 1 hour (2 shots) options.

[Lalabo]

Is R700-800 price per hour or per 30 minutes?

I think it is for an hour. I don't think high-end clinicas have half hour option, but I could be wrong.

[Anaggie]

Here's a Scandallo spot report. I went last night, and all I could think is what a great time to be alive! All these attractive women up in here, and I could be fucking pretty much any of them! I was approached by many, including the first Japanese-Brazilian girl I have ever met (I know some of you guys are into that type). I ended up having two anal sex sessions, one with a tall and blonde branca and one with a tanned and dark-haired morena. But more on that in my full report to come later. It seems that for the girls their pricing sweet spot is 1,500 reals, at least with a gringo. They may start high, at 2,000, but if they like you then you can bargain them down, even below 1,500. But I talked to one really hot branca per my tastes who was out of her mind! Said she wanted 3,000 for an hour, and in that time she would suck me off no condom but I couldn't eat her out and no anal sex. WTF? I really liked her look but no fucking way was that happening. We parted ways cordially but saw each other again and gave big smiles. She said she would drop her price to 2,000 reals and I could eat her out, but that would be a CBJ. Well, like I've said before, I've never had a covered BJ in Brazil and don't plan on having one ever! Told her still no deal, and she countered OK with a BBBJ 2,500 reals. Nope! We parted ways for the final time that night. Saw her walking around throughout the night without any business LOL! I did see where she got invited to join one of the big parties in one of the side booths. Don't know if anybody took her up on her high pricing or not. I think girls like that who know they're hot and won't come down on the price like hanging out in a place like a Scandallo, but they really don't need the money. Or, maybe her strategy is to find at least just one horny, desperate sucker to pay her high price during the night and she's done. I told a couple of other girls about the interaction and they agreed yes don't pay that high price since there are too many other girls there who are good looking and nice who will be far more reasonable. Without a doubt!
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The best in the world!

A tip — you can also book taxis thru the uber app and they are allowed to use the bus lanes so you can get to your destination quicker especially during rush hour or trying to get to Scandello before 7 😜.

Looking forward to your reports and can't wait for my trip in April.

[Anaggie]

I have been looking all over this forum and still can't find how much bottle service costs at Scandallo. I have gone through the virtual tour on their website and seen all the different rooms they have. However, I couldn't find the drinks / bottles menu on there. I am guessing the price for a table + bottles depends on the location in the club. Does anyone know how much VIP bottle service costs in general? Do I have to call / text to reserve a table in advance or just show up and ask one of the waiters? I remember going to Hong Kong in Tijuana one time and the price for a table + bottle was like $500. Also, I read somewhere that if you don't finish the bottle, the club can save it for your next visit up to 6 months. That's actually pretty cool.

I don't know if you can call it bottle service like the USA. You just pay for a bottle and they bring it to your table. You have to pay for all the mixers and even water. The only thing they give is the glass with ice and garnishes. I always buy a bottle of Tanqueray Sevilla with a few tonics and a few Red Bull tropical for the girls. The bottle costs R750 and I think the mixers cost R20-25. I think that works out best because 99% of the girls will drink gin tropical and I will have gin and tonic. They will hold it for 6 months if you don't finish it. Just take a picture of the back side of the bottle in case you have some left so they can locate it easier the next time you come back. If you buy a bottle, the waiters will set up a table outside and even reserve a sofa on the inside as long as they aren't reserved.

[Ak233]

High end CLnicas.

Oro, the palms, lotus, Baronesa, Bali spa, and Sharon. I'm sure there are others. Presentation by iPad, no in person. You can ask on WhatsApp for a website link of the girls photos. Only oro and the palms didn't give me. Cost are similar R700-800. Most places, you pay the girl her fee around R400 after the session and the room fee to the CLnica when you exit. Some places have fancier, bigger rooms for more money.

Is R700-800 price per hour or per 30 minutes?

[Tyrese1]

I have been looking all over this forum and still can't find how much bottle service costs at Scandallo. I have gone through the virtual tour on their website and seen all the different rooms they have. However, I couldn't find the drinks / bottles menu on there. I am guessing the price for a table + bottles depends on the location in the club. Does anyone know how much VIP bottle service costs in general? Do I have to call / text to reserve a table in advance or just show up and ask one of the waiters? I remember going to Hong Kong in Tijuana one time and the price for a table + bottle was like $500. Also, I read somewhere that if you don't finish the bottle, the club can save it for your next visit up to 6 months. That's actually pretty cool.

[The Cane]

This was my first time going to Scandallo other than on a Friday or Saturday night, and I didn't notice any difference in terms of the number of girls there. It was on a Thursday night, and in fact I have been there on a Friday or Saturday when there were even more people there than last Thursday. So, I just don't get guys who keep telling newbies to avoid Scandallo on the weekends due to lower attendance. I have been on the weekends many, many times and I just have not seen that. Again, I have seen more people there on a Friday or Saturday night than what I saw last night on a Thursday. If you go on a weekend it's going to be fine! Believe me. Oh, and Tribute15 is right about it being difficult to see all the girls. You really have to work at it. I call it "mongering by walking around". That's occasionally changing my station and moving all about the club to see what booty is on duty. You need to do that to see as many of the tutes as possible.