Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Interstella]

Well, that's a good start. You nailed that one! LOL.

It might be hard to come up with anything new on how to get laid in the Number 1 adult DisneyWorld, that is not old news to the millions of satisfied Thai visitors that have managed to figure it out over the last 30 years or so!

Remember the Rants Sections are is the only place anonymous mongers reveal their innermost thoughts! LOL.

Good luck!

Yeah, it's all take and no give when it comes to Bangkok on my part. It's already been fully mapped out. I said this on another sub, but I will be heading into the relative "unknown" parts of the world to try my hand at what's going on there. I'm thinking Azerbaijan next. I'm also going into Ukraine the very day it opens up! Don't care if its in 35 years, and all I have is a bionic dick to fuck with, I'm going there to see if any ladies need some help. I know that's a bit dark, but I am who I am. Cheers.

[Interstella]

You just showed up mother fuck! So don't come at us with your attitudes of superiority from whatever bum fuck country you are from and trying to declare universal beauty standards us. Are you and advocate of a female master race where you declare to us what a beautiful girl looks like? There are no universal beauty standards or prices International Tricks pay. Period. Full Stop!!

Get the fuck out of here with your male bovine excrement about universal beauty standards. Goto the Thai Friendly User Blog. I just posted a picture a Thai Friendly girl I find attractive. Put a number on here and tell me if you think she is attractive enough for your to spend some your stack in order to fuck. If so, how much will you pay?

We will have a beauty baseline for you and I to operate from. I might add that not many mother fucks post pictures. But plenty of mother fucks have something to say about the prices I pay for the prostitutes I hire. There is a big fucking difference between Baby Got Back and knock kneed bimbos walking like hos that a certain demographic seems to favor.

Two middle fingers up to ya *****! When you see me bow!.

Dude, what the hell, I am merely trying to say that we can maybe all agree that a "5" is someone who neither causes disgust or incites great lust. Average.

Then I would say a 6, is a good looking person, someone a guy on a night out and about is more than happy to sleep with given no other oppurtunity.

Then I would say a 7, is a great looking person, someone who is not the best looking woman in "the club" but very very good looking.

Then I would say a 8, is the best looking person you will likely see out and about or at a "club," a very good looking person, but probably no modeling career for her.

I would say a 9, is someone who obviously has a potential career in modeling or acting.

I would say a 10 is merely a legendary 9, something that is hard to define, an ineffable beauty, hard to put words to, for me, it's a young Susan Srandon.

All the male bravado and puffery, welcome to my hood, again so many of you are so out of your depth, there's not a man I fear on this entire planet. I do fear being captured and tortured though, that shit is scary, and if it doesn't scare you, you're a donut. I was merely trying to suggest a metric from which we can discuss beauty amongst ourselves. I'm going to guess your IQ is hovering around the current temp in Bangkok at the moment. Cheers.

[Oakie]

Good to see you are finally repudiating your previous racist attitudes.

I'm not repudiating anything, you lying low life!

Are you repudiating your calling me a Mother Fucker?

Are you still fucking your momma?

Are those the words she taught you to say, while you were humping her?

LOL.

[Interstella]

Okay, so wrong forum, but seeing as I am trying to give this forum MONEY. I hope the mods will allow it.

I fucking hate crypto currency, not because I actually hate, I just have to much other shit going on to deal with and my mental bandwith is maxed out as far as the financial world and my attempts at mastering it thereof. That being said, the god damn link for buyig bitcoin on this sight leads me to a website that doesn't even allow US citizens to buy bitcoin! This shit drives me nuts, I hate how it is beccome increasingly difficult to just give someone my money these days. Just take my money please. Nope, here's ten fucking hurdles to jump over. Anyway I know this is not ISG's fault, and its the world's fault for being a bunch of prudent children, credit card processors afraid to be associated with this and that in a never ending prison of legalese and bullshit. Anyway is there just a freaking address I can send money to or something. I don't give a fuck, I'll send a 100 euro bill for a year of premium, don't give a rats ass. This crypto jazz drives me nuts and I'm actually tech savvy. Now who sounds like an old crotchety man, haha! End rant.

[Oakie]

I'm going to try and quickly identify which gents I feel on this forum are worth my time and which one's aren't.

So I will be checking the "rants" forums to see if I can glean who are the donuts, and who are in the know.

Should be interesting.

#CPJEC@

Additionally, I think maybe us gents can dispense with some of the nonsense such as people saying one man's 5 is another man's 10 and such as far as universal standards. Like, if we can't even come up with and discuss a metric of evaluation for beauty, then what's the point of even discussing anything at all, [B]what's the point of advisors? It's all just relative nonsense at that point[/C]. End rant.

Well, that's a good start. You nailed that one! LOL.

It might be hard to come up with anything new on how to get laid in the Number 1 adult DisneyWorld, that is not old news to the millions of satisfied Thai visitors that have managed to figure it out over the last 30 years or so!

Remember the Rants Sections are is the only place anonymous mongers reveal their innermost thoughts! LOL.

Good luck!

[SubCmdr]

You just showed up mother fuck! So don't come at us with your attitudes of superiority from whatever bum fuck country you are from and trying to declare universal beauty standards us. Are you and advocate of a female master race where you declare to us what a beautiful girl looks like? There are no universal beauty standards or prices International Tricks pay. Period. Full Stop!!

Additionally, I think maybe us gents can dispense with some of the nonsense such as people saying one man's 5 is another man's 10 and such as far as universal standards. Like, if we can't even come up with and discuss a metric of evaluation for beauty, then what's the point of even discussing anything at all, what's the point of advisors? It's all just relative nonsense at that point. End rant.

Get the fuck out of here with your male bovine excrement about universal beauty standards. Goto the Thai Friendly User Blog. I just posted a picture a Thai Friendly girl I find attractive. Put a number on here and tell me if you think she is attractive enough for your to spend some your stack in order to fuck. If so, how much will you pay?

We will have a beauty baseline for you and I to operate from. I might add that not many mother fucks post pictures. But plenty of mother fucks have something to say about the prices I pay for the prostitutes I hire. There is a big fucking difference between Baby Got Back and knock kneed bimbos walking like hos that a certain demographic seems to favor.

Two middle fingers up to ya *****! When you see me bow!.

[EverythingThai]

Oh, ElMexicant, you are slipping. You used to play it coy, used to pretend like you werent completely consumed by me. But now? Now youre out here writing detailed fashion critiques, analyzing my footwear choices like a washed-up E! News correspondent. Shorts and Doc Martens? That is what has got you losing sleep at night? Jesus Christ, man. This is some next-level obsession. I have got you staring at my ankles like you are shopping for a foot fetish subscription.

And let us talk about that little fantasy you cooked up about what I pay, who I bang, and what motorbike taxi drivers think of me. Buddy, you do not know what it’s like to be in the game because you are not in it. You are sitting in some dingy little call center, reading Soi 6 Facebook posts between scamming old ladies out of their retirement money, trying to connect dots. You don't negotiate because you don't pay. You don't pay because you can't. You don’t play because you aren’t here. We all know it. The real question is: when are you finally going to admit it to yourself?

And now you are crying about me asking “Fuck Off” to DM me his what’s app? He does not have the balls to do it. He invited me, so it’s his move now to give me his contact. Let me spell it out for you, genius. This is what really happened. That clown sarcastically said he would introduce me to the owner of T-Ded 99, and I just played along because news flash, I actually know the guy. Unlike you, I don’t just sit around stalking Facebook, TF and ISG, trying to piece together who’s who. I am in the scene. You? You are just some washed-up Punjabi scammer, lurking in the shadows, trying to stay relevant. But let us see if he actually has the balls to give me his contacts.

Oh, and about me not being anonymous anymore? Cute. If you think thats some kind of win, you are even dumber than I thought. What, you gonna put my face on a Most Wanted poster at your little scam office? Print it out and pin it up next to your list of gullible pensioners to rob? I’ve heard your little cat fishing ladyboy stories on TF with my photo story for weeks now. Boring!

[SubCmdr]

95% of traders that say they make money lose money. Invest in solid companies for the long haul and the stock market will be profitable for more than 95% of the people.

Good thing I am a 5%er. ROTFLMAO!!

The crypto guys are probably holding their breath now.

What were you saying? Pull your bar girls and give them drinks in your room. Tell them: SOMF.

Leave the trading to the BIG DOGS!

I get paid almost every trade, in short, I got it made

Got a million and one haters, and they all can kiss my ass (Mwah) - TGIF, GloRilla.

[Explorer8939]

I wonder how many regular posters here are actually in Thailand.

I won't be in Pattaya for 3 more days.

[EverythingThai]

Ohhh, look ElMexicant, the Punjabi call center scammer with too much free time and not enough self-respect. You just could not resist, could you? You saw my post, quoted my words, something you never did before and now here you are, dancing like a puppet on my strings. That is control, biatch. I own you. You follow my lead. You react to me.

But let me clear something up, because you and your broke-boy buddy “Fuck Off” clearly do not get it. The difference between me and him? I spend two minutes writing these posts, then I go out into the real world and win. During the week I am so busy, you might not see me post for three or four days. I do not sit trapped in some Cambodian hellhole writing essay-length cope posts about another man all weekend. I do not wake up in a dirt-cheap guesthouse, counting riel coins like a peasant, scrolling ISG for any mention of my name. He sits there and saves up his pension for months at time just to spend 2 days in Bangkok. That is his life. Thats your life.

And let’s talk about your real life, shall we? Because we all know you are not in Thailand. You are not some big-shot expat. You are a washed-up Punjabi scammer sitting in some low-rent Indian call center, wearing a crusty headset, scamming clueless grandmothers out of their retirement money. In between calls, you troll Thai Friendly, ISG and Facebook, pretending you are some Thai nightlife expert while wasting Thai girls time on Thai Friendly, girls you will never meet because you are not even in the damn country. You are a joke. A pathetic, time-wasting, catfishing troll who creates fake profiles on Thai Friendly to troll ISG members, trying to gather dirt like some obsessed ex-girlfriend.

And the best part? You actually think you are slick. You write these weird, rants about Punjabis, using all the tired stereo types you claim are racist when someone else says them. That is your play? You scam old people by day and troll about Thailand in between calls and on your free time? What a fucking legacy, dude. What an absolute scumbag life you have built for yourself.

You are just like “Fuck off”, broke, bitter, and permanently stuck behind a keyboard while real players are out actually living. So keep doing what you do best you loser. Stalking, trolling, and fantasizing about being in a place you will never afford to be in.

Further, nobody on ISG gives a shit if you know who they are or have one of their photos you found on the internet. Nobody cares that you waste your time tracking profiles or lurking on Thai Friendly like some desperate stalker. Matching up ISG posts with men’s Thai Friendly profiles or Facebook updates from Soi 6 bars, trying to pin down who wrote what ISG post. Yeah, that is totally normal behavior. All youre doing is proving that you have nothing else going on in your pathetic life.

Now, I will be back next week. I have real things to do now.

[Interstella]

Get your bipolar, mentally ill, autistic self in check. LOL.

Hey bro, don't even know you, but you're among the pond scum that shall be forgotten by every fiber of eternity. Winston Churchill, Bipolar. Mozart, Bipolar. Etc. , the list goes on and on. Then you make fun of the Autistic, bravo, man, bravo. I'll try and be nice, and give you the benefit that maybe you are capable or relieving yourself of your ignorance over what years you have remaining. I imagine that you are using one, if not two of my patents on a daily basis, but you know, fuck me, because I'm bipolar and autistic. What the fuck have you done with your life?

[SubCmdr]

These women are really in their late 40's, 50's etc, but are posting photos of 10 years ago or more. And quite often these pictures are even photoshopped too.

And contrary to what you think, a lot of them are doing this. The reason is obvious: they look old, are ugly, or fat, or any combination of those.
Even girls in their late 20's or early 30's are already doing this, which is the reason that I usually ask girls who are over 25 if they still look the same as in their pictures.

But he wrote this a couple of months ago.

Which freelancers are you talking about exactly? From Beach Road? Clubs? Thai Friendly? I was in Pattaya last week and had no problems at all to find young (below 30), slim, attractive freelancers on Thai Friendly, who were willing to do everything without condom. So not just BBBJ but also BBFS, and the majority of them with CIP.

Any problems with altered photos or girls showing up at your door who you had to reject?

Keep in mind this is the same that told me I didn't know how to get to my room on the Baht Bus!

[Interstella]

Here it is, the ultimate: "You're out here fact-checking the geometry of a bar entrance like it's a goddamn NASA launch site, while the rest of us are actually living life".

Okay, so, gentlemen. I have obviously been posting rants in the reports section, and the mods have been so gracious as to move them to the appropriate board, thank you for that. I'm going to try and quickly identify which gents I feel on this forum are worth my time and which one's aren't. This rant section is wild and I love it. I mean, I have a guy asking me how can I be a nice guy one second and a rotten son of a ***** the next. Have you even lived life? Are you human? Such is the nature of my existence, I wake up every day and try to be less of an asshole making mistakes left and right. I stupidly apologized to this Mr. Vowel, thinking that I was dealing with a cogent individual, and I find it's always best to apologize when I err. I'm not super interested in some of the drama flying around, but I sure as hell want to know if some person is masquerading as knowledgeable when they are full of shit. I am trying my best to provide factual and actionable information, and I hope there are others here with the same intent. Seeing as I can detect and remember patterns like nobodies business, it won't take me long to see what's up.

This forum changed my world view. I honestly at first just checked to see which countries and cities had the most reports, and went from there. Quantity has to count for something, no? Then from there I read the respective forums and checked the pic thumbnails to see what I could maybe expect and was potentially heading into. The information printed on this forum has real world effects. So I will be checking the "rants" forums to see if I can glean who are the donuts, and who are in the know. I can say this, my posts will be factual, and I will try my best to give actionable information. Additionally, I think maybe us gents can dispense with some of the nonsense such as people saying one man's 5 is another man's 10 and such as far as universal standards. Like, if we can't even come up with and discuss a metric of evaluation for beauty, then what's the point of even discussing anything at all, what's the point of advisors? It's all just relative nonsense at that point. End rant.

[ElMexicant]

Hey Fuck Off, this one's for you.

Oh, you bet your ass I'll join you, champ. Can't wait. You introduce me to the owner of Thermae, and in return, I'll introduce you to the owner of T-Ded-99. Then we can sit down like real gentlemen, discuss the finer points of this grand game, and maybejust maybeyou can explain why you've been writing me love letters all weekend while I've been out actually doing what this forum is supposed to be about.

I mean, really, while I was out stacking wins, you were here, typing away, hanging on my every word like a teenage girl journaling about her summer crush. It's touching. Sad, but touching.

And let's not forgetyou're over there in Cambodia, the slum capital of the world, playing king of the trash heap like it's some kind of flex. Yeah, real impressive, Fuck Off. You left Thailand for a discount third-world hellhole and still can't stop obsessing over me. I must be living in your head rent-free, and let me tell you, the real estate value in there is about as worthless as a Poipet back alley.

And listen, I like a good fairy tale as much as the next guy, but if you're going to call me a fraud, at least make it entertaining. Because from where I'm standing, the only fraud here is the guy spending his entire weekend fantasizing about another dude instead of, you know, actually living.

See you soon, Romeo. We'll have a nice little chat.

DM me your WhatsApp.

"explain why you've been writing me love letters".

What the fuck you call this? This guy post like 25,000 word essays all day everyday, but acts like he is a ghost. Must be someone else is writing his long ass posts and he has a real life away from the computer. It's called fucking mirror, go look at yourself. Get your bipolar, mentally ill, autistic self in check. LOL.

[ElMexicant]

Overpaythai with this long descriptions about things he's never done in places he's never been to is attracting some attention over on the normal side of the Forum because of his clear and blatant errors in his madeup up little stories.

His response.

"With all due respect, my opinion definitely does not reign here. ".

Go back to sucking yo boys BBD, scumbag. You don't belong here. I can't wait to post a t-ded 99 report, with the owners. Want to join us?

Claims to be a boss, but by now most on ISG knows what our boss really looks like IRL. Nothing close at all. Like I said before, I feel guilty about making fun of the Corky Thatcher. Nothing "boss" gleams from this man except his yellowing eyes, yellowing skin, and varicose veins. Hello, liver is calling and it's telling you "fuck you selfish MF. " Bro has no anonymity and still has balls to talk doo doo with online portraits readily available. Honestly, once again. Who the hell wears black dress church shoes with gym shorts on Soi 6? Horrible sense of style and fashion. No wonder boss has to pay more when it comes to EVERYTHING in life. Want to bang the oldest fattest Thermae girl. 5000ST for the boss, but 800 or 500 for everyone else at 1:50 am. Free for the motorbike taxi to take her home when she got no customer. I would if I could, charge his goofy looking self for living rent free in his head. Then coward tells someone to DM their WhatsApp. If you are a badass, you would just post yours for ANYONE who wants the challenge. Take some initiative if you are brave. All this barking and won't step first. Reminds me of the kid in elementary that said if you want to fight, knock this stick off my shoulder. LOL.