Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Oakie]

The Cmdr's Response

I am perfectly comfortable with the Twat-from-the-DR calling me whatever names he likes and taking the time to read every post I have ever written. Flattering actually. I has been going on for 10 plus years with no sign of stopping. His constant present in this thread show that he is only here to troll me. He has never been to Thailand, Cockbank or Pattaya but yet he has posts in several forums here in Thailand.

I actually wonder what his interest is here? You know, other than me.

That's because your dumbass brain hasn't yet figured out the obvious. LOL.

Here's the deal Sudsy:

In 15 years never posted on ISG, outside the DR Forum. (except for one brief question in the Japan Forum).

I have never been to Thailand, nor have I any interest in doing so. I prefer the classic tropical beauties, don't like to have my pussy served up on a plate by pimp mamasans who you have to "get to know" so you can bust your stack to impress her, with "making it rain", "40 Lady drinks". Who's always happy to see you, until the money runs out.

Rules, bar fines, regulations, and fixed prices are for newbies, the socially inept, and ageing jaded mongers, who need help getting laid.

In DR, like in real life, sex is a one on one transaction, and like in real life there are winners and losers. I prefer to get to know a little about the chica I'll be sharing a bed with, not to mention bodily fluids later. LOL.

I got here because you got your ass burned in DR and took our flame war with you to Thailand, the Philippines, Medellin and at least one more country around the world where you dropped my name multiple times, like you just couldn't let it go, and move on!

Now you know our deal was always, "no free shots!" Sudsy, so like the good knight I am, I came to defend my honor, and here we are!

I pass for a while, on most of your posts, to let it die, but everytime I see you dropping my name here (a couple of weeks ago it was 116 times in two weeks, on the Thailand threads alone) If I'm in the mood, I'll just give you more of the stuff I gave you in the DR, before you ran away!

Now that may be beyond your level of comprehension, but I'm sure most rational folks would get it!

When you post shit about me here, lies, racist, cheap crap, like the sun comes up every morning I'll be here to, as brother monger Allover crudely put it, "to piss in your mouth".

But you can't stop because you're obsessed and addicted to my attention, like an abused wife!

LOL.

[Mari1256]

El MExicant, why are you posting something fake that's not from your personal experience?

Check his long list of boring posts here; El Mexicant is one creepy Punjabi fake.

[Pistons]

A lot of you pale face mother fucks be writing checks that your ass can't cash. This what happens to you IRL when you do that shit:

https://youtube.com/shorts/4jEl0b0XW...mHHStC4NjQKz2T

Was that Interstella, Allover, Oakie or Nyezhov?

Guy who talks in the video is full of crap though. It didn't look like he was charging at him at all. But the guard did a retard move and hit him in the head. Such things as what you can go to jail for is just stupidity.

I once fought 2 big local guards in Pattaya at once since someone tried to scam me. , and they didn't take my side. When I was young and stupid. These people cannot fight at all. I threw one of them 4 meters away while taking a Police grip one the other guard telling him to get real, or I'd break it. Then I just realized time was up and I had to leg it since I shouldn't have gone physical on them even if they were the first to make a mistake, taking the wrong side. But when you fight like this, you got to know the limit of your opponent. You really don't want to hurt anyone.

[Pistons]

Dude, what the hell, I am merely trying to say that we can maybe all agree that a "5" is someone who neither causes disgust or incites great lust. Average.

Then I would say a 6, is a good looking person, someone a guy on a night out and about is more than happy to sleep with given no other oppurtunity.

Then I would say a 7, is a great looking person, someone who is not the best looking woman in "the club" but very very good looking.

Then I would say a 8, is the best looking person you will likely see out and about or at a "club," a very good looking person, but probably no modeling career for her.

I would say a 9, is someone who obviously has a potential career in modeling or acting.

I would say a 10 is merely a legendary 9, something that is hard to define, an ineffable beauty, hard to put words to, for me, it's a young Susan Srandon.

All the male bravado and puffery, welcome to my hood, again so many of you are so out of your depth, there's not a man I fear on this entire planet. I do fear being captured and tortured though, that shit is scary, and if it doesn't scare you, you're a donut. I was merely trying to suggest a metric from which we can discuss beauty amongst ourselves. I'm going to guess your IQ is hovering around the current temp in Bangkok at the moment. Cheers.

Give me a break!

Modelling? You mean the bony annorectic girls on stilts where every sex position is lament because their limbs are too long? You obviously haven't reached 500 girls yet. Let alone 50, or maybe even had sex with more than 10 girls? Its a well known fact that the men who runs the global fashion and modelling business are all gay beta men. And gay beta men always prefer tall weak slim girls.

[ElMexicant]

This orange has to be the yummiest of all flavours. Every 3 days is cardio day. I get 45 minutes for 800-1000 baht. Chulas are the best!

[JjBee62]

See this is why I've always liked you much better than some of the idiots who post on here, particularly in the Colombia sections. Unlike Elvis, Miamiboy, and others, you keep it real about the 1-10 scale being bullshit. Beauty is entirely subjective based on the criteria of the monger and his likes or dislikes.

For example many mongers prefer white or lighter skinned women whereas I prefer darker skinned women, whether Venecas and morenas in Medellin or darker skinned Isaan or Cambodian women in Thailand to the darker skinned Filipinas in the Philippines and the Javanese in Jakarta.

What is a 9 to me may be only a 5 to another monger and vice versa. So that 1-10 scale is utter bullshit, only if we all had the same exact tastes then it would make sense but that isn't how it works in the real world.

Thanks for keeping it real JJBee.

-Gabacho.

Thank you for your support.

Sitting around with some buds, drinking beer and rating the girls will quickly show that opinions differ. I remember a guy I worked with going crazy over an old, ugly stripper with a terrible boob job, all because of the big tits. I remember another guy who liked nice asses. He got disgusted when I pointed out, not only the nicest ass, she was all around gorgeous. He couldn't believe I found her attractive, all because she was black.

In the end, my dick doesn't know and doesn't care how anyone else rates whoever I'm fucking.

[SubCmdr]

I believe you are the only one here using bold, caps and bulletpoints.

Now, I don't know if you are having problems with your visual acuity or simply talking out the side of your neck to make a point. In post 4572 in this thread please observe the following post in its original form:

You whining about "ad hominem attacks" is the stuff that gives me a laugh every day. Sometimes I point out your inconsistencies, sometimes I just let it go! Remember 'It's an adult conversation here"?. LOL.

Any complaints about my use of the formatting options made available by THE ADMINISTRATOR can be brought to THE ADMINISTRATOR as petition for the redress of your grievances.

Just my 2 cents.

We use Thai Baht in Thailand.

You haven't given much of a good impression on me here on this sub forum.

So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit 'Cause I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick 'Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit - Eminem

The ignore function has also been made available by THE ADMINISTRATOR. Details on its use can be found in the FAQ section of ISG. Given your limited experience with making useful posts on the site, I respectfully suggest that you make use of it. 
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I do not know what your problem is Pistons. You are new Jonnie come lately mother fuck who seems to want pick a fight with me. Why? You don't even know what a knock knee bimbo walking like a hos is. Don't you have Google? I am not going to take my precious time to explain it to you.

When you can point to a single factual error I have posted about entertainment venues in Pattaya then that is when I will allow you to be unimpressed with me. Until then you need to post of a trip report instead of proffering your lame opinions on beauty standards. I have no problem with anyone disagreeing with me. If you say your statement is based on fact then you better back unless you are taking about something we all know is proven and exists (I. E. Gravity).

When you see me bow!

[ElMexicant]

This is a screenshot from a video I've seen recently on FB threads or IG. It's like a 5 second clip and the clip was meant to be a joke.

El MExicant, why are you posting something fake that's not from your personal experience?

LOL, where is my report of my experience? All I said is oil massages at their place is better than my own room. And DDs is best to find them. You will know exactly when I say this is me like when I had my foot in a massage girl's tits way back. LOL.

[MassageLover81]

Hands down this is the best as I don't have to clean my sheets of baby oil. DDs is the best in finding them!

This is a screenshot from a video I've seen recently on FB threads or IG. It's like a 5 second clip and the clip was meant to be a joke.

El MExicant, why are you posting something fake that's not from your personal experience?

[UglyAzzMan]

Hey, so it's time for me to make my exit, looks like this is just not working out, and the last thing I want to do is be a nuisance on this forum. Best of luck in all your future endeavors gentlemen! Sincerley, Mr. Interstella. Or Mr. Mental Breakdown, it's a gut wrenching truth to throw out there, but the best way for me to "keep my shit together" is to maybe not fuck around on this forum, because the vitriol and high, and I got pulled into it like a chump. Best of luck, and thanks to those who tired to steer me away from that careening car wreck of an embarrasing chapter in my life. I know you all are just strangers to me, but I wish you all good luck, and all the best.

I don't read but just a Smidgen of your posts.

An example of a Nuisance is the SUB.

[Gabacho]

Congratulations! You just defined a beauty scale and immediately showed it to be useless. Your scale places Linda Hunt, at worst, within 1 point of young Susan Sarandon. Melissa McCarthy ranks the same as Tyra Banks.

There are thousands of examples on the forums clearly demonstrating why a mutually agreed upon beauty scale is an impossibility, and the concept, when applied to P4P, has zero worth.

One guy likes thick girls, the next likes them thin. One prefers short and curvy, the next wants tall and skinny. One guy only wants 20 and under, and another turns his nose up at anyone under 30. Implants? Some love, some hate.

In any casual sexual encounter (whether P4P or a 1 night stand) all that matters is "do I want to pay her price, based upon my current level of desire?" Her price might be 1000 thb, or it might be a nice meal, a bunch of drinks and the right amount of flattery.

See this is why I've always liked you much better than some of the idiots who post on here, particularly in the Colombia sections. Unlike Elvis, Miamiboy, and others, you keep it real about the 1-10 scale being bullshit. Beauty is entirely subjective based on the criteria of the monger and his likes or dislikes.

For example many mongers prefer white or lighter skinned women whereas I prefer darker skinned women, whether Venecas and morenas in Medellin or darker skinned Isaan or Cambodian women in Thailand to the darker skinned Filipinas in the Philippines and the Javanese in Jakarta.

What is a 9 to me may be only a 5 to another monger and vice versa. So that 1-10 scale is utter bullshit, only if we all had the same exact tastes then it would make sense but that isn't how it works in the real world.

Thanks for keeping it real JJBee.

-Gabacho.

[Pistons]

I understand completely why the mother fucks who not fucking are angry. They are victims of CSB (Continuing Semen Backup). CSB is a condition that causes people to lose their fucking minds when they read that someone else is having fun in their lives and actually fucking. Those of use who are actually enjoying their lives an reporting about it drive the victims of CSB nuts!

Allover, Oakie and UglyAzzMan have no recent posts about having sex with girls in Thailand.

Although Interstella and White Hoodie Wearing Mother Fucker be spewing copious amounts of male bovine excrement from their keyboards, at least they have posts about having sex with girls in Thailand and informative posts about entertainment venues here.

I believe you are the only one here using bold, caps and bulletpoints.

Just my 2 cents. You haven't given much of a good impression on me here on this sub forum.

[SubCmdr]

Are books written in ebonics good sellers?

I don't know. But music like this is:

If I was white, I prolly wouldn't even think the same. I'd watch tennis and golf and bet on hockey games (fucking Red Wings, man). Wear suit and ties and go to work every day (every day)

https://youtu.be/hl00ER-SAHU?si=y-EDmczzpgvpbRC6

[SubCmdr]

Folks can be racist, no matter what color of their skin. You are an excellent example!

1. Twat-from-the-DR needs to pull the posts that indicate that I am a racist.

Twat-from-the-DR rules

1. If I say I am not a racist then it is not true. Because I said it.

2. If I say you are a racist then it is true. Because I said it.

The Cmdr's Response

I am perfectly comfortable with the Twat-from-the-DR calling me whatever names he likes and taking the time to read every post I have ever written. Flattering actually. I has been going on for 10 plus years with no sign of stopping. His constant present in this thread show that he is only here to troll me. He has never been to Thailand, Cockbank or Pattaya but yet he has posts in several forums here in Thailand. I actually wonder what his interest is here? You know, other than me. The major of his posts center around me. Flattering, but unnecessary. If he reads my posts he sees that I am having a great time here since I have been posted up in Pattaya. A majority of readers that do not ever post here find my intelligent useful. My posts on Thai Gold are epic. Only a small minority of posters have anything negative to say about me outside of the RANTS threads. But after all, this is the RANTS thread. Where even a man who can only speak ebonics and don red o spel 2 gud can gain a following.

How many fucks to I give about it? Two? One?

The reality is that I give exactly zero point zero zero fucks! ROTFLMAO!.

When you see me bow!

[ElMexicant]

Hands down this is the best as I don't have to clean my sheets of baby oil. DDs is the best in finding them!