Stupid Shit in Brazil

[Vagabundo1]

Belladonna, 12 Dec. 2021. My bareback 18 year old 25 x pernoite 9 and a half weeks hoar who brought all her 4 x4 friends in the middle of covid to sit on my face and reverse gangbang me almost to death because I had stacks of 100's in my electronic safe. My only regret is that I did not bareback fuck her ass, but her pussy was good enough for several loads a night and morning.

[Vagabundo1]

That is a solid operational technique that senor tochka outlines, worthy of being included in the Swiss navy manual for hoaring in the recent update.

Panda is always a good choice and inspires the best performance.

I attach for your edification photographic evidence of my experience as a swiss navy submarine commander, in which I am with my go pro taking pictures of the ass of a morena 4 x4 girl in December 2021. The nice ass in my lens was one of the better ones, who went on to centaurus. Off the the right is code named Bella donna who also was 4 x4 girl, I could give you her code name in 4 x 4. But I would have to think about that. She was giving it to me bare! What an ass! 18. Like a big, beautiful half negra ass. I slept with her 25 times over exactly 9 and a half weeks. She lived in Meier with her supposedly gay friend, who being a dude with a dick, I am sure was fucking her, or he should be relieved of his balls.

So Bella donna also gives me the name and contact of the blood draw guy at 4 x 4 who will do a full blood panel for 80 r.

And, as I mentioned, she is 18.

So one Saturday, they are broke. As they always are. So I pay for their ubers to barra posto 5.

They, as in these two girls plus two negras, also 4 x 4 girls, mid level.

And they all fuck me.

In a large single room with a queen bed and a single.

Only bella donna bare.

In the background, there is surfgirl from my 2015 posts, who by that point was living in Transamerica too.

But belladonna is a perfect example. Get lots of numbers. Tell them 500 pernoite sem camisinha, and eventually, they will need the cash.

What a nice pussy. 18 year old negra super athletic pussy. And what a nice ass. Like a beautiful, round ass. Total crazy *****, obviously, should go without saying, but not without our moments of fun and enjoyment along with way with sex at night and the morning on all those pernoites, and in this particular weekend, 4 super hot girls out bitching the fucking hoar hotel of Rio de Janeiro.

I mean, they infiltrated the pool like charlies angels / kill bill and totally stuck their asses in my face in front of the entire crew at transamerica, cementing my reputation as the dude.

This is solid advice. It works many times with Monte Carlos, Solarium, 4 x4 , New York / Carribean termas garotas & their hottie lesbie girlfriend. Termas close at 1 am or midnight, offer to continue the party for 500 or 600 all night, music, plus good quality maraola maconha.

Uber them all directly to Panda motel in Botafogo so no fvcking excuses about going home to see the crianas, get. Large suite with the pool. Party fueled orgy all night. Order whiskey, drinks. Spring for the exotic sexy lingere on the menu. I cannot keep an eye on three or four garotas in the apartment. So prefer motels. For me sem camisinha only for deepthroat BJs. Everything else covered. I show them all of my negative test with recent lab dates, encourages the cum swallowers.

[Tochka]

True, and you can get tier 1 terma girls for 500 pernoite. You just need to get a lot of numbers, and offer them all 500 pernoite sem camisinha (show tests), and sometimes they even bring 3 other terma girls for 4 on 1 orgy where each gets paid 400 and they dominate the pool at your condo. Been there, done that.

This is solid advice. It works many times with Monte Carlos, Solarium, 4 x4 , New York / Carribean termas garotas & their hottie lesbie girlfriend. Termas close at 1 am or midnight, offer to continue the party for 500 or 600 all night, music, plus good quality maraola maconha.

Uber them all directly to Panda motel in Botafogo so no fvcking excuses about going home to see the crianas, get. Large suite with the pool. Party fueled orgy all night. Order whiskey, drinks. Spring for the exotic sexy lingere on the menu. I cannot keep an eye on three or four garotas in the apartment. So prefer motels. For me sem camisinha only for deepthroat BJs. Everything else covered. I show them all of my negative test with recent lab dates, encourages the cum swallowers.

In morning find myself self covered with tits, bundas, legs, arms. G-strings and cheiro de sex. A few times was refreshingly awaken by an early morning, double elevator blowjob, both slobbering away very quietly, muffled sounds so as to not awaken the other two garotas, order cafe de mañana to share, re-energized go one more round, pay all garotas in cash no pix, pay all of them same amount because I want to keep the peace to sleep for another hour. Uber to SDU, hop one hour flight to CGH. Repeat same with scandallo garotas.

[Vagabundo1]

Furthermore, Senor The Cane, my intent in referencing you is only to defend myself, as one of the principles of muay thai is to only use muay thai for self defense. Since we are discussing a beer / tequila summit (I should only consume tequila fresh off the kunts of these two dancers who are hot af), then my intent is not only peace, but also to compliment you on your extensive contributions. Vagabundo like Saint Augustine, author of City of God, the template for Cidade de Deus, is not perfect, and has many faults among them a bad temper, but being self aware, he can correct them in the interest of self improvement and betterment of our part of the world.

As Vagabundo writes this he is expecting a girl in the sala de espera for pernoite in a hotel with hidro, Sheik Hotel, 250 r is cost, entry to room possible at 17 h, where he has done many programs with Nina DePonca, Anne Amari, Noemie Michelle Obama Bilas, and which is the location referenced in many porta dos fundos comedy videos like Hetero Jesus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2mccgB3XIk

Logistics is always a challenge. As I have written, Amateurs study sex, professionals study logistics. If the long term monger gets are $500 a day from his government as a Retired Lieutenant Commander Swiss Navy, and he is paying are $200 at a apartment in Barra / Recreio, then he has $300 r on average a day to fuck, daily, which a man with a penis should do in Rio de Janeiro, each day, every day, preferably 19 or 20 year old bare pussy. So a pernoite covers two days, so a pernoite at a hotel with hidro that costs are $250 for the hotel, and are $400 BRL for the girl makes sense, just barely for the first few times because it comes in the are $1000 BRL budget for 2 days.

Better would be to get her back to Barra, but things are more expensive there.

On the other hand, if you're just in town for a week or two, then this doesn't really apply. You go into tier 1 termas once a month to get numbers, and get the girls back to the apartment after making a market -- ie, "500 pernoite sem camisinha tenho isame de sange, sou limpio" for like 5 girls. 2 will say yes, eventually.

So, these are my great thoughts, waiting on a friend, as Mick says.

Every Thursday night of pole dance, perola Negra. Highly recommended. Better than elisa sanches. This is where I recommend the Cane and Vagabundo meet for*a*beer*summit.

https://www.instagram.com/perolanegraclub/

To paraphrase lost in translation, I don't drink tequila often, but when I do, it is off of the kunts of brazilian women dancers!

[Vagabundo1]

True, and you can get tier 1 terma girls for 500 pernoite. You just need to get a lot of numbers, and offer them all 500 pernoite sem camisinha (show tests), and sometimes they even bring 3 other terma girls for 4 on 1 orgy where each gets paid 400 and they dominate the pool at your condo. Been there, done that.

I have no clue why you posted this question in this thread. If 300 reals a session is your desired budget, then you need to stick to the prives spas, and trash termas. That's below what it will cost you at the tier 1 termas. Plus you also need to calculate in entrance fees. As he will gladly tell anyone who will listen, the prives and the way to get by cheap at around 300 reals or less is Vagabundo's expertise. Watch LOL!

[The Cane]

Hello gents,

I'm heading to Rio this Friday and working on my itinerary to make the most of my 8-day trip.

A little background on my experienceI've been in the mongering for six years, spending about half that time in various USA States and the other half abroad in Mexico and Dubai. Rio has been at the top of my list for a while now, and it's finally time to make it happen!

So far, I have Perola Negra planned for Saturday night and 4 x4 on my list. I'll be staying in Barra.

I'm looking for recommendations on the best experiences, particularly regarding the most freaky yet clean broads. From my research, it seems top-tier options go for around 500 BRL, but I'm aiming to keep it at or under 300 BRL per session. Also for a night cap how do I get girls back to my hotel for after hours fun.

Would appreciate any insights or tips to maximize my time. And if any fellow mongers want to grab a bite just hit me up!

Thanks in advance, gents!

I have no clue why you posted this question in this thread. If 300 reals a session is your desired budget, then you need to stick to the prives spas, and trash termas. That's below what it will cost you at the tier 1 termas. Plus you also need to calculate in entrance fees. As he will gladly tell anyone who will listen, the prives and the way to get by cheap at around 300 reals or less is Vagabundo's expertise. Watch LOL!

[WorldTravler98]

Hello gents,

I'm heading to Rio this Friday and working on my itinerary to make the most of my 8-day trip.

A little background on my experience—I've been in the mongering for six years, spending about half that time in various USA States and the other half abroad in Mexico and Dubai. Rio has been at the top of my list for a while now, and it's finally time to make it happen!

So far, I have Perola Negra planned for Saturday night and 4 x4 on my list. I'll be staying in Barra.

I'm looking for recommendations on the best experiences, particularly regarding the most freaky yet clean broads. From my research, it seems top-tier options go for around 500 BRL, but I'm aiming to keep it at or under 300 BRL per session. Also for a night cap how do I get girls back to my hotel for after hours fun.

Would appreciate any insights or tips to maximize my time. And if any fellow mongers want to grab a bite just hit me up!

Thanks in advance, gents!

[Vagabundo1]

Every Thursday night of pole dance, perola Negra. Highly recommended. Better than elisa sanches. This is where I recommend the Cane and Vagabundo meet for*a*beer*summit.

https://www.instagram.com/perolanegraclub/

To paraphrase lost in translation, I don't drink tequila often, but when I do, it is off of the kunts of brazilian women dancers!

[The Cane]

I'll never ruin the market for you. We don't go for the same kind of women. So cream pie away and pay them as little as you please!

[Vagabundo1]

My colleague The Cane, there is only one way to settle this. It is with a Elisa Sanches Swing Party.

I believe that also Ukraine, Gaza, and Taiwan peace can also be negotiated at the same event, at Paris Cafe, Saturday nights, starts at 01 h Sunday, the comedy routine of DJ Vagabundo Felipe Ret Bengala.

Look, I know we are all sensitive people. Vote Republican. Elon Musk for President.

Not everyone sees having bareback sex as a goal to be achieved. I like BBBJs but have zero interest in doing bareback anal with a tute. And although I have done bareback in the pussy it's rare, rare, rare for me to do that. To each his own. Enjoy life living in Rio as you will. I could have retired to anywhere in the world I wanted to. I chose to do that in my home country of the United States and to keep traveling the world. I do plan to put Perola Negra into my rotation when I'm in Rio (at least once a year going forward). If Elisa Sanches is there, then I would like to know if she remembers me getting up in her pink butt hole? And if you're there too then perhaps that would be time for a "beer summit". Take a chill pill bro. Relax. It's better for your blood pressure. We all realize that you know a lot about the Rio scene. We just wish you would stop bashing other people who like to monger in ways that maybe you don't. That's just not necessary. There's enough for everyone to proceed as they please. Do your thing. But let others do theirs as well without all the acrimony. There's more than one way to monger.

[Vagabundo1]

I am fine with a peace pipe at Perola Negra, though technically, officially, ganja is not allowed there as the smoking area outside where I snapped Elisa Sanches pics was closed.

By the time a girl, like Ana Zawaadi Foxx gets to Perola Negra with the 350 r / 40 min pricing, it is too high for Vagabundo, who was fucking Ana Zawaadi foxxx for 400 pernoite creampieing her negra buceta and even her cuzinha bareback in his barra apartment under the flag of zohan, of our forbears in deuteronomy. I will pay the 350 r /40 minute at Perola if the kunt says she will give it bare, which does happen, but normally a ana zawaaadi foxxx who was giving it bare pernoite 400 r when she was at vila mimosa for a few nights in 2020 or 2021 will get her cost per fuck per minute anchored by perola pricing, and then, you asshole idiot rich world mongers who are eyes glued to your iphones like 15 year old fucking female high school tik tock bitches trying to make the most of your 9 days in rio on the back of all of vagabundo's numbers and the places he brought you to in centro and vila mimosa are going to FUCK UP THE PRICING of the local mongers, just like you don't or should not share the contact of that 100 r per day sweet apartment in copa a few blocks from the beach that you got from the porteiro for being able to talk rio de janeiro portoguese and not get your idiot ass kicked out of the 150 USD per night apartment in Leblon so you have to move under duress to the 350 USD per night hotel room in Leblon where you are fucking up the pricing of vagabundo's kunts by paying them too much, literally, not figuratively, but literally on the road to perola negra, and once the girl gets to perola negra, then it is over, the vagabundo traders of the world who have been working the market, making a market with kira noir for 18 months, with Cat for 2 years, with Nia Nacci 4 at a secret terma where the fucking idiot gringo mongers would never go, now you fucked it up. You got your ass kicked out of an Airbnb (fuck airbnb, by the way) because some of the girls (not kira noir) dress the wrong way; the doormen though asked for the whatsapp of cat because you had her stacked up outside your apartment. I mean, hey, good to see you at darkroom, we were going to grab a bite afterwards, but no, blow off vagabundo for a meal and uber because you have to race back to your 150 USD per night leblon apartment which you get yourself kicked from by not figuring out how to schmooze in portoguese. Hey, the old vagabundo could have dealt with that issue because he gets along well with doorman, having been well lets just say a security guy in various organizations.

Getting Gringo'ed is the term, and it applies in many ways.

1. Gringos getting ripped off by locals because they don't speak any porto. Take for example, idiot gringo getting kicked out of a Leblon Airbnb for a tatoo on the leg of a guest. There are ways to fight that, easily, like who's the realtor, what's his cresci (realtor) registration, send that to the consular services at the embassy, send a screenshot of the conversation with the embassy to the owner, you don't want this kind of problem? Yes, I am saying that in English, and you understand me motherfucker because my consulate will call the police, and my consulate will name you, by name, then you will have a sujo nome, a dirty name, so why don't you just back the fuck off. Vagabundo has done this, more or less, on a 365 day lease which he pushed out to 400,410 days. I mean, realtor gave me the keys 410 days ago, I was paying 200 r a night, now paying 100 r a night because deposit is being used on last 3 months (it is not really a sunk cost), because I found all the legal processos against the proprietor owner who has various legal issues with his property which I screenshotted, sent to my consulate, and showed him and his agent the last time I paid the utiliites on a 85 square meter 2 bedroom property with a balcony overlooking (barely), the atlantic at posto 12, recreio. Because Vagabundo is a asshole, and you don't want the consulate, where I am a member of the clan that protects the consulate calling the local police, which they will because I know the chief of consular affairs. I know the guy who approves visas, I know that guy is of a certain race, I know how he immigrated to my country, because I have a photographic memory, except when I have been drinking which is why I am replacing alcohol with muay thai dopamine. The point is, if idiot wingman slows down and gets a coffee and uber with vagabundo on the day he gets kicked out of airbnb leblon at 150 USD a day, he doesn't get kicked out because vagabundo texts a lawyer, the consulate, and the realtor regulator in 10 minutes, and the owner backs the fuck off, just as the recreio owner has backed the fuck off. Not to mention that vagabundo's stable of kunts includes nina deponca who cleans, cooks, and takes creampies in her asshole, her pussy, and even goes to swing clubs at paris cafe on Saturday nights and sucks off and swallows the loads of vagabundo's friends, which has happened. Vagabundo in his own way has become like that dude in the tarantino movie who shows up after the two hitmen shoot the fucking kid in the face accidentally, which is really piss poor weapons safety and would never occur in his majesty's own SWISS NAVY infantry, but it might have been worth having vagabundo around, but Noooo, really, all rich world idiot monger wants is the numbers of vagabundo's best girls, the locations, a quick tour, take all the leads, which in the case of vagabundo are not just 10% leads, but 100% closed, working accounts, lubed up kunts. So yea, sperto is right, don't share the numbers of those good non airbnb apartments, and don't share the numbers of the good kunts. There is no appreciation, no consideration, and it never helps it only hurts my game. Lesson learned again for like the 10th time.

2. Girls getting gringoed by being overpaid. Let's just take Kira Noir, who I really like, who treats me well, and vice versa, but after I refer her to idiot wingman, she's like, oh, your friend treats me well (meaning he overpays me) to which I say, having made a proper market, like a stock market market maker, which I was as an upstairs trader, baby, you've been partying with the stones, referring to when mick jagger told a few hookers who had been fucking the stones all night that they had been partying with the stones, and there is always another kunt. But noooooo, idiot monger is going to make vagabundo look like a bad, cheap client, and probably lose her, as ana zawaadi foxxx has been lost to vagabundo because she got gringoed by being taken to perola negra as a house girl.

I think that's a great idea. Senhor Vagabundo and Cane smoking a ceremonial pipe with Sr Vagabundos special tobacco. Then Sr Vagabundo will show Cane the gems of VM. We will habe a rebirth of Cane when he discovers the secrets of anal pleasure in VM.

[Vagabundo1]

The good era that came with covid has ended with not just The Cane, but in my impression, way too many rich world tourists screwing up the market, again.

I am seeing girls that I refer to other mongers get all screwed up in their pricing expectations by idiot mongers who overpay as a matter of course, who come into town for a week or 9 days and they are taking girls from the darkside casas, centro prives, and just screwing up the pricing. It's just ridiculous. I for one am not interested in screwing up my own market.

I think that's a great idea. Senhor Vagabundo and Cane smoking a ceremonial pipe with Sr Vagabundos special tobacco. Then Sr Vagabundo will show Cane the gems of VM. We will habe a rebirth of Cane when he discovers the secrets of anal pleasure in VM.

[The Cane]

I get 4 x 4 girls for 500 pernoite while the idiots are paying that for an hour and proclaiming themselves geniuses.

I never claimed to be a genius about it. Only to be satisfied haha! If I lived in Rio like you I most assuredly would play the game differently. But I don't. So this is how I do!

[Sperto]

I think that's a great idea. Senhor Vagabundo and Cane smoking a ceremonial pipe with Sr Vagabundos special tobacco. Then Sr Vagabundo will show Cane the gems of VM. We will habe a rebirth of Cane when he discovers the secrets of anal pleasure in VM.

[Vagabundo1]

Yeah good point.

Following sperto jimmyboy nounce gets better girls from Centro prives and off the normal path casas.

I had a guy in town last night who got better sex for 130 r in VM than the 1200 r he paid in solarium.

I get 4 x 4 girls for 500 pernoite while the idiots are paying that for an hour and proclaiming themselves geniuses.

Give him a slack and don't piss on his parade. Seven years outside Brazil is a long time and in no time he's back home. I guess I missed his reports as I have my ignore list.