Sao Paulo Reports

**TattooedTuna** · 03-18-25 01:10

Originally Posted by Combo [View Original Post]

5 days is not enough to do justice to either one of them. Going to Brasil for just 5 days seems ridiculous (unless you live in Argentina or Uruguay). I hope he can at least sleep on the flights each way.

I know, but this is the best I can do for nowtoo much weighing me down at the moment. At least I'll get a taste of Brazil so I can plan a longer, more prepared trip next time. Luckily, I scored in & out redeye biz class tickets with my miles, so I should be able to catch some rest on the way! Can't wait.

**TattooedTuna** · 03-18-25 00:59

Thanks for all the warm responses, gents! I'll be saving Rio for another time. Super pumped for this trip—it's been a while since my last one to China in July 2024. I'll be posting updates as I go. My plan is to bring $1,000 in cash, withdraw more if needed, and use my credit card as much as possible unless there's a fee. Any input is greatly appreciated!

**KCK12** · 03-18-25 00:55

Does anyone know if it's possible for a foreigner to get the cartao fidelidade for the Metro in SP without having CPF. My hotel is in Guarulhos which is way too far to take cheap Ubers. I would like to take the metro. They sell separate tickets but I want a card for future visits.

**Combo** · 03-18-25 00:17

Originally Posted by AxelHeyst [View Original Post]

I am with Steve on this one. RJ has a lot of good things going for it, but 5 days is just not enough time to do justice to both towns. There is too much to see and do. In fact, 5 days is not enough time to cover SP. It is a big city with lots of places / bordellos / girls, & restaurants to check out. You are only going to get a taste in 5 days. So, stick to your original plan and be happy. Don't over think it. Just have a great time and if you like Brazilian girls, and I am sure you will, then come on back for a 2nd, 3rd & 4th helping. And next time you can start where you left off.

5 days is not enough to do justice to either one of them. Going to Brasil for just 5 days seems ridiculous (unless you live in Argentina or Uruguay). I hope he can at least sleep on the flights each way.

**Tochka** · 03-17-25 22:41

Originally Posted by AxelHeyst [View Original Post]

All good points Tochka. But here is something else to consider and that is the total travel time from your SP hotel to your RJ hotel which is between 4 or 4 1/2 hours counting flight time as well as Uber time from and to your hotel, airport wait time & hotel check-in / check-out time. In addition, add another 4 1/2 hours for the return flight to SP. In my opinion, this is too much wasted time for short visits to Brazil. It just does not work for me.

And here is a tip on what one can do if you have 2 weeks or more to spend in Brazil and want to do both towns: book a multi-city international flight trip instead of an international round trip. For example, an American Airlines "multi-city" flight from MIA to GRU // GIG to MIA costs no more than the AA round trip from MIA to GRU. Just do not include the domestic CGH to SDU flight in your multi-city itinerary because if you do AA will charge you a couple hundred bucks for it. Book domestic air travel separately as you suggest and fly the CGH. SDU route.

You make an excellent point. Guys travelling you definitely should consider these important Pro tips Axel is providing.

The way I count travel time from So Paulo to Rio or Rio to So Paulo is blowjob to blowjob travel time. At 1 pm I get a deep sloppy BJ in Clinica Prime from Nadia or Karen (both are cum swallowers) after the leche pops at 1. 55 pm. I grab an Uber for a 10-15 min ride to CGH. QR code and check-in by phone, so go directly to security and boarding gate. Less busy time early afternoon. The flight leaves at 3 pm, and my group boards at 2. 30 pm. Take off at 3 pm, and land at SDU at 3. 55 pm. Taxi on runway 10 min, doors open. Crap got to take a stupid bus to the terminal. At 4. 15 p or 4. 30 pm SDU head directly to Uber pickup. Wow, nice views in Rio. Uber X from SDU to Centro about 15 to 20 minutes. Walk to building 155 with Dudas Spa, Bel Prazer, Darkroom different spas in Centro before they close. Grab 2500 at Bradesco.

Schedule Pepe or Alexis for 5 pm by 5. 10 pm both of them are continuing from Karen & Nadai deep massage blowjob, with a CIM shared by both. Around 7 pm uber to Monte Carlo, bangaway with threesome until midnight or shift to Soloraium or Carribean / NY. Take two MC garotas or hot soloario garotas to Panda motel in Botafogo presidential suite for all night sex fueled swim, marola, orgy, drinking & party. Wake up 0800 am, uber from.

Panda to SDU arrive by 0830 am, gonstraight to security on second floor SDU, board 0930 am flight SDU to CGH. At 11 am wassap message clinicas to setup noon or 1 pm threesomes.

**TattooedTuna** · 03-17-25 18:05

Thanks for the warm replies, gents! I've decided to put a pin on the Rio round trip for now and just go with the flow—weather and all. I'm really excited for this trip, and I'll be sharing my updates as I go. It feels like forever since my last monger trip to China in July 2024, so I'm definitely looking forward to it.

For money, I'm thinking of taking $1,000 in cash with me and withdrawing more from ATMs as I need it. I'll also try to use my credit card as much as possible, unless there's a fee, of course. Can't wait to share how it all goes!

**The Cane** · 03-17-25 16:22

Originally Posted by Steve9696 [View Original Post]

You are totally doing it like I do. Stay out till the wee hours and sleep till noon like you did on summer break in college! Make total use of the night which is the best time.

Last time in Rio I finished with my last girl at 6:10 AM and walked right into the breakfast buffet! This is how to roll.

Actually Steve, I always thought you would be a great wingman. We like to go to the same kinds of places to monger, but we don't like the same kinds of girls. So, we wouldn't be perving on and wanting to fuck the same ones. You would be leaving the "pastey" brancas to me LMAO!

**Steve 9696** · 03-17-25 15:55

Originally Posted by TheCane [View Original Post]

Unfortunately, I won't be visiting any clinicas this trip. I had every intention to, but it just won't work out. I'm mainly a night owl monger, which means that I'm often out until the wee hours of the morning. And I'm finding that I just don't have the energy to run around to the clinicas in the daytime. And I've found that my sleeping pattern has changed. I can't seem to get any rest except between 8 am and Noon. I get up, throw some clothes on and have lunch. Then go do any errands like getting money or picking something up from the drugstore. Then I relax and sleep some more in the afternoon before heading out for the next night's fun! I'm really not a big clinica fan anyway. I don't like picking from a lineup or a tablet. For me social interaction with the girls is crucial for having the most fun, and the nightclub scene offers that. The best thing about the clinicas is the low price, but I have a budget that allows me to monger exclusively and comfortably within the "night league". And so it is.

You are totally doing it like I do. Stay out till the wee hours and sleep till noon like you did on summer break in college! Make total use of the night which is the best time.

Last time in Rio I finished with my last girl at 6:10 AM and walked right into the breakfast buffet! This is how to roll.

**Axel Heyst** · 03-17-25 15:27

Originally Posted by Tochka [View Original Post]

Someone ask about costs to fly from Sao Paulo (GRU or CGH) to Rio (GIG or SDU) or Rio to So Paulo.

I booked one way ticket from CGH to SDU Sao Paulo to Rio for $75 usd if booked couple of weeks in advance. The flight is less than one hour wheels up to wheels down. There are flights leaving every fifteen or twenty minutes on this direct route and its return.

Use Google Flights to find a good price point between these four airports.

All good points Tochka. But here is something else to consider and that is the total travel time from your SP hotel to your RJ hotel which is between 4 or 4 1/2 hours counting flight time as wells as uber time from and to your hotel, airport wait time & hotel check in / check out time. In addition, add another 4 1/2 hours for the return flight to SP. IMHO this is too much wasted time for short visits to Brazil. It just does not work for me.

And here is a tip on what one can do if you have 2 weeks or more to spend in Brazil and want to do both towns: book a multi city international flight trip instead of an international round trip. For example, an American Airlines "multi city" flight from MIA to GRU // GIG to MIA costs no more than the AA round trip from MIA to GRU. Just do not include the domestic CGH to SDU flight in your multi city itinerary because if you do AA will charge you a couple hundred bucks for it. Book domestic air travel separately as you suggest and fly the CGH. SDU route.

**The Cane** · 03-17-25 13:06

Unfortunately, I won't be visiting any clinicas this trip. I had every intention to, but it just won't work out. I'm mainly a night owl monger, which means that I'm often out until the wee hours of the morning. And I'm finding that I just don't have the energy to run around to the clinicas in the daytime. And I've found that my sleeping pattern has changed. I can't seem to get any rest except between 8 am and Noon. I get up, throw some clothes on and have lunch. Then go do any errands like getting money or picking something up from the drugstore. Then I relax and sleep some more in the afternoon before heading out for the next night's fun! I'm really not a big clinica fan anyway. I don't like picking from a lineup or a tablet. For me social interaction with the girls is crucial for having the most fun, and the nightclub scene offers that. The best thing about the clinicas is the low price, but I have a budget that allows me to monger exclusively and comfortably within the "night league". And so it is.

**Axel Heyst** · 03-17-25 02:59

I am with Steve on this one. RJ has a lot of good things going for it, but 5 days is just not enough time to do justice to both towns. There is too much to see and do. In fact, 5 days is not enough time to cover SP. It is a big city with lots of places / bordellos / girls, & restaurants to check out. You are only going to get a taste in 5 days. So, stick to your original plan and be happy. Don't over think it. Just have a great time and if you like Brazilian girls, and I am sure you will, then come on back for a 2nd, 3rd & 4th helping. And next time you can start where you left off.

Originally Posted by TattooedTuna [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

I'll be landing in GRU on March 21 and flying out on March 26. This is my first time in Brazil, and I'm debating whether I should stay in Sao Paulo the whole trip or squeeze in a quick round trip to Rio.

I'm open to just going all-in on Sao Paulo if it's got everything I need, but I don't want to regret skipping Rio if it's a must-see. What do you guys think? Or Save Rio for Next Time?

**Steve 9696** · 03-17-25 01:58

Originally Posted by TattooedTuna [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

I'll be landing in GRU on March 21 and flying out on March 26. This is my first time in Brazil, and I'm debating whether I should stay in Sao Paulo the whole trip or squeeze in a quick round trip to Rio.

I'm open to just going all-in on Sao Paulo if it's got everything I need, but I don't want to regret skipping Rio if it's a must-see. What do you guys think? Or Save Rio for Next Time?

That's not a ton of time. If the trip is primarily about girls and you have money then definitely don't leave SP. No point hassling w air travel for an inferior girls buffet. (No debate). But if you want to experience some of the beauty of Brazil then def get some Rio time. SP is indistinguishable from any large city. Rio is a spectacle with Sugar Loaf and Christ the Redeemer etc. So if tourism matters then do both.

**Questner** · 03-17-25 01:01

Originally Posted by TattooedTuna [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

I'll be landing in GRU on March 21 and flying out on March 26. This is my first time in Brazil, and I'm debating whether I should stay in Sao Paulo the whole trip or squeeze in a quick round trip to Rio.

I'm open to just going all-in on Sao Paulo if it's got everything I need, but I don't want to regret skipping Rio if it's a must-see. What do you guys think? Or Save Rio for Next Time?

You can count nights and days separately. Rio is the most beautiful natural city of the South America. I would suggest don't leave GRU upon landing and fly into Rio for 2 nights. Spend day time in Rio for tourism. This way you do the nights of 21st and 22nd in Rio. Fly back on Sunday 23rd to Sampa. Your nights in Sampa will be 23 and 24 of March.

**Tochka** · 03-17-25 00:40

Originally Posted by TattooedTuna [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

I'll be landing in GRU on March 21 and flying out on March 26. This is my first time in Brazil, and I'm debating whether I should stay in Sao Paulo the whole trip or squeeze in a quick round trip to Rio.

I'm open to just going all-in on Sao Paulo if it's got everything I need, but I don't want to regret skipping Rio if it's a must-see. What do you guys think? Or Save Rio for Next Time?

Checkout the São Paulo hotel forum on places in Moema.

Someone ask about costs to fly from Sao Paulo (GRU or CGH) to Rio (GIG or SDU) or Rio to São Paulo.

I booked one way ticket from CGH to SDU Sao Paulo to Rio for $75 usd if booked couple of weeks in advance. The flight is less than one hour wheels up to wheels down. There are flights leaving every fifteen or twenty minutes on this direct route and its return.

Use Google Flights to find a good price point between these four airports. I book at least two weeks in advance to get the $75 usd or less deal. Most convenient from Moema to Centro is CGH to SDU. Pay extra for the option to change the same day flight time. Unexpectedly two curvy bunda, bleached blonde garotas, are on on their knees slurping away keeping me happy in Panda motel (Rio) or Colonial Palace (São Paulo) we are drinking whiskey, smoking marola, seu Jorge & Filipe Rey on blue tooth speaker, for a couple of hours. Dann going to miss the flight as these two blonde vixens ain't letting up any time soon.

Screw it, bring up the app —boom change the flight to a later departure time —bingo change to another later one. Until last flight out. One time going Rio to São Paulo I was in centro, at Dudas with a fresh newbie. Changed the flight six fucking times, and Panda motel in botofoga changed three times because she was a nonstop sex machine from Monte Carlo.

The same route jumps to $200 usd one way buying within one week or less. The Same route becomes very expensive for last minute booking. Some guy here report to pay nearly $700 usd. Shit for that amount hire a blablacar. Between cities São Paulo and Rio or vice versa it about $100 reais to 200 reais per person, take your favorite Garota along for the ride. The GND types almost never have dinerho to travel. The top tier scandalo garotas can afford to fly back and forth whenever they want no omnibus or blablacar for them.

Now all the above is the easy part.

Using the friggin airlines mobile app to book the ticket is stupid difficult. I stick with brasilian airlines with apps easier to navigate to book and pay for flights. Sometimes flights are canceled or delayed because the incoming one is delayed, chuva in São Paulo. Use a local phone number to receive airline updates, and messages. Not all of the domestic airport and airline staff speak english, when you have some issues with them it can be a hassle to resolve without Portuguese conversation or finding a bilingual staff. Sometimes wish they would wear a pin on the label to indicate bilingual speaking airline counter staff.