Pattaya Reports

[Shikhar10]

Brown Crown Prince was chowing down some grilled KYC chicken breast. Saw one of his Black Book freelancers sitting with some random dude. Don't recognize him, so probably weekend sex tourist of the TEMPORARY kind. I know she sees me. Who can miss this hansum Punjabi when he graces the public. Could say "Hi. " And burst his bubble in finding his dream Thai girl. Nope. The OG Vet move is to pretend and just eat my food. Instead I pulled a Super OG Vet move. I LINED her and said I wanted to fuck tomorrow for not the regular 1500, but a "Let Me Work Discount" of 1200. And I will sit here quiet as a Mickey Maus. While still sitting with him front and center, she phoned back, "Okay!" Is this blackmail? Nope. I brown male her ass! Super OG Vet move. I need to try this when I come to Thailand and meet Dora the Explorer. There is a CODE amongst the Super OG Vets of Pattaya with the girls and each other. The Prince says thank you for playing along. LOL.

No offense mate but reading this gave me an aneurysm.

Can we all collectively agree to write like a normal person when contributing to a Reports thread? WTF is up with all this "Brown Crown Prince", "brown male her ass", "Dora the Explorer", "Super OG Vet move", etc.

There is a Rants thread for you to go crazy in. Kindly spare us the headache with this nonsensical 8th grade style of writing. It contributes nothing to the forum.

[UglyAzzMan]

Went to a Soi 6 bar. I saw a half attractive girl. She quickly went to eat.

What was leftover was God Awful. Nothing higher than a 2. Hahaha. Inclusive were two Uglies who had customer s. One of them was drinking a drink at a rate of one drink per 7 minutes.

[UglyAzzMan]

90%? Try 33% and I'm with you, but 90% and you must be living in an indian bubble.

15% is the Real number.

[UglyAzzMan]

Hey guys,

This has happened to me twice in Thailand and I'm not sure why. So basically I would have a girl over, we would both shower, and I'd help clean her ass to make sure it's clean.

Then while fucking doggy there's such a big stench of shit. And it's not like the girl shat on the bed, nor a fart because its a sustained stench.

It's really confusing me why their ass stinking even after shower. Have you run into this? How did you resolve?

This has never happened before so it's surprising me.

Washing the outer Anus is one thing. You need a pressure wash of the Interior if you want no Smell. Hahaha.

[ElMexicant]

Shark Club. Saw another girl. Model in white lingerie, short haired, almost perfect natural boobs. Butterflies tatted running up on her rib cage. Recognized her from during COVID days. We have a history. She remembered! Smiled at the Punjabi Prince.

Guy next to me thought the smile was for him. He looked blushed. Clearly signs of simpleton. Brown Crown Prince stirred up a conversation with him and built up his courage to buy Miss Butterflies a lady drink. He called waitress over and did. Then when she got off stage, sat in between us, and chit chat with me 90% of the time and 10% for the stranger. Poor sap. LOLz.

Mama San from What's Up came over and asked me if I wanted to BF. I said not my girl. LOLz. She looked disappointed. Remember it's 220 for Hennessy written in Sharpie by the Punjabi Prince. Only OG Vets and Super OG Vets can validate this. It's so easy that Dora the Explorer could do it. But poor Dora can't. LOLz.

[Explorer8939]

Brown Crown Prince was chowing down some grilled KYC chicken breast. Saw one of his Black Book freelancers sitting with some random dude. Don't recognize him, so probably weekend sex tourist of the TEMPORARY kind. I know she sees me. Who can miss this hansum Punjabi when he graces the public. Could say "Hi. " And burst his bubble in finding his dream Thai girl. Nope. The OG Vet move is to pretend and just eat my food. Instead I pulled a Super OG Vet move. I LINED her and said I wanted to fuck tomorrow for not the regular 1500, but a "Let Me Work Discount" of 1200. And I will sit here quiet as a Mickey Maus. While still sitting with him front and center, she phoned back, "Okay!" Is this blackmail? Nope. I brown male her ass! Super OG Vet move. I need to try this when I come to Thailand and meet Dora the Explorer. There is a CODE amongst the Super OG Vets of Pattaya with the girls and each other. The Prince says thank you for playing along. LOL.

So, when are you coming to Thailand?

[MohdirFan82]

The places you mentioned above going rate for bar fine is 400 to 900 , I picked up girls numrous time from bars and never paid more than 2000 Bath.

My last trip I picked up very gorgoes girl, I did noticed mamasan started to interfere and I did not care, she dident wanted to let her go cause she was much hotter then other girls and demanded 900 bar fine and girl asked 2500. I still took the deal and had great love making session.

Quickly, I've been away from Pattaya for a long time now. Yesterday went to Night Town, which is near LK Metro on Soi Buakao. Just went in, no reason to see how it works. All the gals in the place actually work there (I was hoping for FLs, but no luck). Bought a gal an LD (250 baht) and asked her how this place works. BFs are 800 baht and gals demand 4000 baht and up. Honestly, I was shocked that anyone pays these type prices, but then again, I am king cheap charlie. The gal walked wandered away, and I just paid the LD and left.

[Popper1]

Quickly, I've been away from Pattaya for a long time now. Yesterday went to Night Town, which is near LK Metro on Soi Buakao. Just went in, no reason to see how it works. All the gals in the place actually work there (I was hoping for FLs, but no luck). Bought a gal an LD (250 baht) and asked her how this place works. BFs are 800 baht and gals demand 4000 baht and up. Honestly, I was shocked that anyone pays these type prices, but then again, I am king cheap charlie. The gal walked wandered away, and I just paid the LD and left.

[Koryu]

Hey guys,

This has happened to me twice in Thailand and I'm not sure why. So basically I would have a girl over, we would both shower, and I'd help clean her ass to make sure it's clean.

Then while fucking doggy there's such a big stench of shit. And it's not like the girl shat on the bed, nor a fart because its a sustained stench.

It's really confusing me why their ass stinking even after shower. Have you run into this? How did you resolve?

This has never happened before so it's surprising me.

[Pistons]

Sounds like the OP might have an agenda. Nothing adds up in his first hand account. Came back to beach road and then had a fight? Why not fight in the room?

The other thing amusing is nearly everyone on here considers ladyboys to be the lowest of the low for not being honest. And yet according to OP, get into a fight with Brown and LBs are saints whose words are gospel. Come on.

Well my post got deleted. Who knows why?

Also the Indian men did admit to the story. They just disagreed on how long they had spent.

[Pistons]

Indians have the biggest spending power now. If you go to Walking Street you will see 90% of the night clubs are geared to Indians. Indians have pushed their way in dominating the scene. Shit, the other night I walked into Shark Club alone with no problem. Got bored at took out my Sharpie to change all the bar mats pricing on Hennessy to 220. Because that's what we willing to pay to ball off that Henney. That's Punjab power on display.

Look at the GIANT LED display wall for Boss Club. How amazing is that as a tribute to us Punjabs. Basically, when they made the old Pier Club into an Indian one. It was game over for every other nationality. All the hot girls are now flocking to the new Indian clubs on Walking Street. The are more luxurious than crap like Ibar, Lucifer, 808, etc. That means brown Crown Prince Snowman too is flocking there too. Surprisingly, Walking Street has now allowed more "man" clubs to be built towards the front. But that's not my sexpertise. Those who are interesting in the dong clubs have to reach out to the Everything guy for more information. The new Russian places like Monro is pretty fun too. Got a nice HJ for a couple of drinks from a thin blondie who adores the BBD.

90%? Try 33% and I'm with you, but 90% and you must be living in an indian bubble.

[Pistons]

Why did you ask so many girls their price? Surely if you liked one you took them? Or you get kicks from embarrassing yourself picking up the skanks from coconut bar?

One didn't have a phone, and I couldn't right there and then. 3 of them I did go with. Two I kept for reserve for the next day when I did go with One of them. The last one is onfortunately occupied by some korean dude for at least a week:

[UglyAzzMan]

We have another member claiming beach road girls equivalent to Walking Street Agogo girls.

It's true if you talking about ugly girl s who work at Palace or Pin ups.

Top Walkin g St girls are attractive and are not going going for 1,000.

[SaturnDays]

I do wear my gold chain on my neck all the time.

I never knew this kind of problem can happen with LB.

After that I stopped wearing chain while in pattaya to be in safer side.

The girls I met in Pattya also warned me to be careful with LB.

Why walk with a gold chain?

[Cusland]

You can get freelancers for 1000 bath. Out of the 8 girls I asked on the street yesterday about price, 2 of them said no (1 was just because she was waiting for a guy picking her up there and didn't want to be seen with someone else), 2 said 2000,2 said 1500 and 2 said 1000 bath. Was there any difference in quality from these girls or any top girl at the XS / Chick / PinUp / Opium group at walking street, or anyone at the entire soi6? Nope. Especially since I didn't go across the street at beach road at all (as quality there can be a bit harder to come by), though one was on the city side. Most walking street girls are low quality. I didn't find more girls my type at walking street than at soi 6 either. It is all random. The walking street girls increase their prices because they have to work untill 4 and thus have a harder time leaving early to freelance, although one of the 1000 bath girls were actually a gogo girl from walking street who had a special deal to leave at 01:00 to freelance. Top Soi 6 girls almost all freelance.

Why did you ask so many girls their price? Surely if you liked one you took them? Or you get kicks from embarrassing yourself picking up the skanks from coconut bar?