Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

**EverythingThai** · 03-22-25 19:11

Originally Posted by SubCmdr [View Original Post]

Are there the people so old, ugly and fat that even ugly Thai girls don't want to take their money?

Are these the same people that go to Kineere for the free food, get to the front of the buffet line and pile the plate up with food so the people at the end of the line don't have any?

Are these the same people that talk the most mess but seem to actual post the least amount about actually having sex with girls in Thailand?

Apparently, yes. Ha ha.

**SubCmdr** · 03-22-25 17:00

Originally Posted by EverythingThai [View Original Post]

So here are the full details: Yes, there is a fast lane for seniors at Suvarnabhumi Airport, but it's not officially published and not guaranteed. Here's how it works, simply:
If you're 70 years old or above, immigration officers will usually let you use the priority / fast-track lane. Sometimes even 60+ can get through if you ask nicely. You don't need to book anything just ask airport staff or immigration officers if there's a senior fast lane. If you look visibly older or walk slowly, they often just wave you into the fast lane. If you request a wheelchair, you'll automatically go through the fast track. So: no official sign, but yes, seniors can usually get fast-tracked just by asking.

Are there the people so old, ugly and fat that even ugly Thai girls don't want to take their money?

Are these the same people that go to Kineere for the free food, get to the front of the buffet line and pile the plate up with food so the people at the end of the line don't have any?

Are these the same people that talk the most mess but seem to actual post the least amount about actually having sex with girls in Thailand?

**EverythingThai** · 03-22-25 15:48

The only thing more fake than that Top Gun poster is your pocket-sized Frosty doing photo ops like he's on a Pattaya press tour. We get it, “Refund” your snowman's seen more action than you have. So, when are you actually coming to Thailand? About your little lunch special: No snowman, no receipt, no Punjabi prince doing jazz hands just another photo ripped from someone else's lunch. You're not in Pattaya, Refund, you're in Photoshop.
So, when are you coming to Thailand ?

**EverythingThai** · 03-22-25 15:43

Originally Posted by Oakie [View Original Post]

LOL.

Nah, just having fun widja!

Hoping I could trigger you into another inspirational poetic opus about me.

I mean, nobody on ISG ever took the time to write "An Ode to Oakie". Before. (over on the DR Forum).

I was quite flattered!

With a little work it could be up there with Keats!

"While thou art pouring forth thy soul abroad
In such an ecstasy!
Still wouldst thou sing, and I have ears in vain
To thy high requiem become a sod".

- Keats, Ode to a Nightingale.

LOL.

Ah I remember that post. But, it never said Oakie. Why don't you quote the full post. I posted that for the DR Twat. Are you that said individual?

**Nyezhov** · 03-22-25 15:10

Originally Posted by EverythingThai [View Original Post]

Still dodging the very invitation he sarcastically gave. I accepted. He ghosted. What happened, Chief? Got to save for another six months of banana shakes in Poipet before coming back to the Kingdom? Keep typing,Thermae won't clean itself.

OverpayThai LOL LOL.

**Oakie** · 03-22-25 08:24

Originally Posted by EverythingThai [View Original Post]

Back on his soapbox with another hall-of-fame word salad, the Twat delivered a masterclass in projectionaccusing others of addiction, attention-seeking, and irrelevance, all while writing five paragraphs no one asked for. It's like watching a guy shadowbox in a mirror, convinced he's fighting off the haters, when really he's just battling his own reflection.

LOL.

Nah, just having fun widja!

Hoping I could trigger you into another inspirational poetic opus about me.

I mean, nobody on ISG ever took the time to write "An Ode to Oakie". Before. (over on the DR Forum).

I was quite flattered!

Oh Where, Oh Where Has Our Little Twat Gone?.

(A DR lullaby for the washed-up and forgotten.)

Oh where, oh where has our little Twat gone?

Oh where, oh where can he be?

He swore up and down he don't care 'about Thai.

Yet he stalks every post just to see.

Oh why, oh why does he count all our words?

Oh why, oh why does he care?

He lurks in the shadows, refreshing the page.

Like a loser with time to spare.

Oh how, oh how does he still have the nerve?

Oh how, oh how is he blind?

Still typing away in his DR cave.

While life leaves him behind.

Oh what, oh what is he doing today?

Oh what, oh what could it be?

Still bragging 'about hookers from decades ago.

While nobody listens for free.

Oh when, oh when will he finally leave?

Oh when, oh when will he quit?

He swears he moves on, yet he's always right here.

Throwing his same old fit.

- Everything Thai

With a little work it could be up there with Keats!

"While thou art pouring forth thy soul abroad
In such an ecstasy!
Still wouldst thou sing, and I have ears in vain
To thy high requiem become a sod".

- Keats, Ode to a Nightingale.

LOL.

**Philip Marlow** · 03-22-25 06:00

Oops, I did it again.

**EverythingThai** · 03-22-25 05:06

Oh look, who is back again swooping in five minutes after I post like he's on a retainer to stalk me. "They come in all types"? What is this, a Godox manual or your lonely inner monologue during a Lightroom meltdown? You've got the flash trigger, now try pulling the trigger on a thought that isn't painfully dull.

**EverythingThai** · 03-22-25 04:57

As you can see, the self-declared Prince of Pattaya has been on a full-blown posting rampage—photo dumps, street food tales, and more made-up conquests than anyone asked for. All in a desperate attempt to prove he's in Pattaya. Hate to break it to you, chief, but it's all just a fugazi. Smoke, mirrors, and Google image searches.

This delusional diplomat of discount dickings spun a tale so full of holes it might as well have been written on a napkin at Mixue. In an Oscar-worthy performance, Punjabi Refund claimed he spotted one of his "Black Book freelancers" cozying up to a weekend tourist. His move? Whisper-snipe her with a LINE message offering a 1200 baht "Let Me Work Discount" while pretending to ignore her like a "Super OG Vet. ".

Let's be real. This story has more red flags than a Soi 6 pool tournament. First of all, that girl was never his. Second, if anyone's getting blackmailed, it's us—by having to read this bargain-bin spy thriller.

Nice try, Refund. But just like your presence in Pattaya—this one's a fugazi.

**Philip Marlow** · 03-22-25 04:53

But whatever the type, certain people are always affected by them.

**EverythingThai** · 03-22-25 04:49

Back on his soapbox with another hall-of-fame word salad, the Twat delivered a masterclass in projection—accusing others of addiction, attention-seeking, and irrelevance, all while writing five paragraphs no one asked for. It's like watching a guy shadowbox in a mirror, convinced he's fighting off the haters, when really he's just battling his own reflection.

**EverythingThai** · 03-22-25 04:36

Still dodging the very invitation he sarcastically gave. I accepted. He ghosted. What happened, Chief? Got to save for another six months of banana shakes in Poipet before coming back to the Kingdom? Keep typing,Thermae won't clean itself.

**SubCmdr** · 03-21-25 23:12

Apologies as this is two different lies.

Originally Posted by Allover [View Original Post]

You also may be unaware that Oakie is a well respected poster in the DR forums.

Oakie is not a well respect poster anywhere on ISG.

Originally Posted by Allover [View Original Post]

He came here, pissed in Stub's mouth, jizzed on his face.

But this person claims he is not a homosexual.

ROTFLMAO!

**SubCmdr** · 03-21-25 23:08

Originally Posted by Allover [View Original Post]

My girl is different

This is exactly what Allover wrote!

His explanation has a defect. He says it relates to bar girls.

1. he did not say that in his statement. 2. he assumes that I am in a relationship with a girl and that she is a bar girl.

It shows what a true ugly, punk ass ***** he truly is as he continues to lie, drag his little flame war all over the other threads in the Thailand Threads, and spend the large majority of his time writing about THE CMDR instead of sharing information on having sex with girls.

**Allover** · 03-21-25 20:24

I am still wondering why this is a lie and why the expression would be used. The only girl that I met that even looked the same as an another girl I knew were identical twins. Yet their personalities were as different as night and day.

All girls are different!

I welcome input from my fellow ISG brothers on this subject. Stub.

OG Vets and Super OG Vets are familiar with this phrase. Newcomers are not, so here is some info for your eyeholes. 'My girl is different" relates to naive newcomers like Stub who feel their bargirl is different from the rest ie she really likes the farang and it is not just about money. She would never leave him or see other men while he is away. OG Vets know this is bullshit, all of the bargirls are about the money. When Stub is forced to leave Thailand (because he mistakenly thought his Visa was good for 90 days) his gik would become available to the rest of us and probably at a lower price. But yeah he thinks "my girl is different."