Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EverythingThai]

I think it's pretty obvious Thai girls will settle for any farang, especially the old and ugly. I'm a living example of this, but anybody with half a brain and working eyes can see, especially in Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket, the cavalcade of decrepit, bald, fat, ugly, half dead looking Danny Devito types with youngish Thai chicks by their side. It's as plain as day. I'm sure you all see it, I bet some of yous here are those very same Danny Devito types. I know I am.

What Thai chicks want from a farang is simple. Cash money. And super old, decrepit, fucking fat fucks that look like Tony Soprano are the type that offers cash money to these Thai chicks. Don't think for one second it has anything to do with your 'glowing' personality. Ha!

Now, when it comes to the younger, vile influencer, digital nomad idiot types. Well, that's a different story. They can pull local chicks in the clubs without needing the cash money, but how many of us are young anymore? We're here, cause we need to pay for sex, if you can get it for free, what are you doing here chief?

So Interstella. When you coming back to post again?

[Newton York]

I think it's pretty obvious Thai girls will settle for any farang, especially the old and ugly. I'm a living example of this, but anybody with half a brain and working eyes can see, especially in Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket, the cavalcade of decrepit, bald, fat, ugly, half dead looking Danny Devito types with youngish Thai chicks by their side. It's as plain as day. I'm sure you all see it, I bet some of yous here are those very same Danny Devito types. I know I am.

What Thai chicks want from a farang is simple. Cash money. And super old, decrepit, fucking fat fucks that look like Tony Soprano are the type that offers cash money to these Thai chicks. Don't think for one second it has anything to do with your 'glowing' personality. Ha!

Now, when it comes to the younger, vile influencer, digital nomad idiot types. Well, that's a different story. They can pull local chicks in the clubs without needing the cash money, but how many of us are young anymore? We're here, cause we need to pay for sex, if you can get it for free, what are you doing here chief?

[EverythingThai]

Are there the people so old, ugly and fat that even ugly Thai girls don't want to take their money?

Are these the same people that go to Kineere for the free food, get to the front of the buffet line and pile the plate up with food so the people at the end of the line don't have any?

Are these the same people that talk the most mess but seem to actual post the least amount about actually having sex with girls in Thailand?

Apparently, yes. Ha ha.

[SubCmdr]

So here are the full details: Yes, there is a fast lane for seniors at Suvarnabhumi Airport, but it's not officially published and not guaranteed. Here's how it works, simply:
If you're 70 years old or above, immigration officers will usually let you use the priority / fast-track lane. Sometimes even 60+ can get through if you ask nicely. You don't need to book anything just ask airport staff or immigration officers if there's a senior fast lane. If you look visibly older or walk slowly, they often just wave you into the fast lane. If you request a wheelchair, you'll automatically go through the fast track. So: no official sign, but yes, seniors can usually get fast-tracked just by asking.

Are there the people so old, ugly and fat that even ugly Thai girls don't want to take their money?

Are these the same people that go to Kineere for the free food, get to the front of the buffet line and pile the plate up with food so the people at the end of the line don't have any?

Are these the same people that talk the most mess but seem to actual post the least amount about actually having sex with girls in Thailand?

[EverythingThai]

The only thing more fake than that Top Gun poster is your pocket-sized Frosty doing photo ops like he's on a Pattaya press tour. We get it, “Refund” your snowman's seen more action than you have. So, when are you actually coming to Thailand? About your little lunch special: No snowman, no receipt, no Punjabi prince doing jazz hands just another photo ripped from someone else's lunch. You're not in Pattaya, Refund, you're in Photoshop.
So, when are you coming to Thailand ?

[EverythingThai]

LOL.

Nah, just having fun widja!

Hoping I could trigger you into another inspirational poetic opus about me.

I mean, nobody on ISG ever took the time to write "An Ode to Oakie". Before. (over on the DR Forum).

I was quite flattered!

With a little work it could be up there with Keats!

"While thou art pouring forth thy soul abroad
In such an ecstasy!
Still wouldst thou sing, and I have ears in vain
To thy high requiem become a sod".

- Keats, Ode to a Nightingale.

LOL.

Ah I remember that post. But, it never said Oakie. Why don't you quote the full post. I posted that for the DR Twat. Are you that said individual?

[Nyezhov]

Still dodging the very invitation he sarcastically gave. I accepted. He ghosted. What happened, Chief? Got to save for another six months of banana shakes in Poipet before coming back to the Kingdom? Keep typing,Thermae won't clean itself.

OverpayThai LOL LOL.

[Oakie]

Back on his soapbox with another hall-of-fame word salad, the Twat delivered a masterclass in projectionaccusing others of addiction, attention-seeking, and irrelevance, all while writing five paragraphs no one asked for. It's like watching a guy shadowbox in a mirror, convinced he's fighting off the haters, when really he's just battling his own reflection.

LOL.

Nah, just having fun widja!

Hoping I could trigger you into another inspirational poetic opus about me.

I mean, nobody on ISG ever took the time to write "An Ode to Oakie". Before. (over on the DR Forum).

I was quite flattered!

Oh Where, Oh Where Has Our Little Twat Gone?.

(A DR lullaby for the washed-up and forgotten.)

Oh where, oh where has our little Twat gone?

Oh where, oh where can he be?

He swore up and down he don't care 'about Thai.

Yet he stalks every post just to see.

Oh why, oh why does he count all our words?

Oh why, oh why does he care?

He lurks in the shadows, refreshing the page.

Like a loser with time to spare.

Oh how, oh how does he still have the nerve?

Oh how, oh how is he blind?

Still typing away in his DR cave.

While life leaves him behind.

Oh what, oh what is he doing today?

Oh what, oh what could it be?

Still bragging 'about hookers from decades ago.

While nobody listens for free.

Oh when, oh when will he finally leave?

Oh when, oh when will he quit?

He swears he moves on, yet he's always right here.

Throwing his same old fit.

- Everything Thai

With a little work it could be up there with Keats!

"While thou art pouring forth thy soul abroad
In such an ecstasy!
Still wouldst thou sing, and I have ears in vain
To thy high requiem become a sod".

- Keats, Ode to a Nightingale.

LOL.

[Philip Marlow]

Oops, I did it again.

[EverythingThai]

Oh look, who is back again swooping in five minutes after I post like he's on a retainer to stalk me. "They come in all types"? What is this, a Godox manual or your lonely inner monologue during a Lightroom meltdown? You've got the flash trigger, now try pulling the trigger on a thought that isn't painfully dull.

[EverythingThai]

As you can see, the self-declared Prince of Pattaya has been on a full-blown posting rampage—photo dumps, street food tales, and more made-up conquests than anyone asked for. All in a desperate attempt to prove he's in Pattaya. Hate to break it to you, chief, but it's all just a fugazi. Smoke, mirrors, and Google image searches.

This delusional diplomat of discount dickings spun a tale so full of holes it might as well have been written on a napkin at Mixue. In an Oscar-worthy performance, Punjabi Refund claimed he spotted one of his "Black Book freelancers" cozying up to a weekend tourist. His move? Whisper-snipe her with a LINE message offering a 1200 baht "Let Me Work Discount" while pretending to ignore her like a "Super OG Vet. ".

Let's be real. This story has more red flags than a Soi 6 pool tournament. First of all, that girl was never his. Second, if anyone's getting blackmailed, it's us—by having to read this bargain-bin spy thriller.

Nice try, Refund. But just like your presence in Pattaya—this one's a fugazi.

[Philip Marlow]

But whatever the type, certain people are always affected by them.

[EverythingThai]

Back on his soapbox with another hall-of-fame word salad, the Twat delivered a masterclass in projection—accusing others of addiction, attention-seeking, and irrelevance, all while writing five paragraphs no one asked for. It's like watching a guy shadowbox in a mirror, convinced he's fighting off the haters, when really he's just battling his own reflection.

[EverythingThai]

Still dodging the very invitation he sarcastically gave. I accepted. He ghosted. What happened, Chief? Got to save for another six months of banana shakes in Poipet before coming back to the Kingdom? Keep typing,Thermae won't clean itself.

[SubCmdr]

Apologies as this is two different lies.

You also may be unaware that Oakie is a well respected poster in the DR forums.

Oakie is not a well respect poster anywhere on ISG.

He came here, pissed in Stub's mouth, jizzed on his face.

But this person claims he is not a homosexual.

ROTFLMAO!