Pattaya Reports

[Newton York]

Why is there all this talk about Indians in Pattaya? I might as well put my 2 cents in then, since it's Saturday, my life sucks and I got nothing better to do.

Not 2 years ago, when I had the joy of being in Bangkok, and I wrote a bunch of highly detailed reports on my experiences here (look it up), I saw something in Nana that really made me realize that perhaps our fellow hobbyists from the subcontinent aren't so liked in Thailand for reasons. And this was Bangkok mind you.

Are we all saying here and now, that our fellow hobbyists from the subcontinent are beloved in Pattaya and that every club is geared towards them now? I don't know bub. I'm doubtful of that. This is what I saw in Nana not 2 years ago. It was one of the clubs on the 2nd floor and every dude just walked in, but when a dude-of-subcontinent-origin tried to walk in, the bouncer stopped him. For no apparent reason, just stopped him and told him to split. I could be mistaken, but I think he was with 2 of his friends. So it was a small group.

And as I read up on this, it turns out it's a relatively common phenomenon. And that our brethren hobbyists carry with them a series of sad stereotypes. So, bearing all this in mind, how can then all the clubs in Pattaya be geared towards them? I find it hard to believe. But look, someday soon, I'll lose my job and the first thing I'll do is fly to Thailand. If I get to Pattaya and see for myself, I'll report on it here. Cause there seems to be a lot of conflicting info on this.

[TravelingMan3]

Some thoughts one recent post he recommendation of going to GC is a good one that's what I do. Only thing is the quality isn't great and for me there not good enough to do full service with. So I just get a BJ costing only 800 baht not a bad deal. LK Metro gogos get going after 2200 unlike there walking street counter parts get busy fairly early after opening. Also Queens usually has a decent crowd everyday but maybe Monday. Also remember it's going to pick right back up in town with Songkran coming up next month. While I hate the water throwing for a week there seems to be a good number of people who enjoy it and come for it so bars will do well then.

[Pistons]

I'm not an OG Vet or Super OG Vet. But I have some common sense. Too much focusing on the brown Crown Prince Snowman instead of the big picture. I guess in a way anybody can call themselves a "night club. " Some lights, music, and alcohol. But those who understand what NIGHT CLUBS are really about, know all the biggest and best ones are Indian on Walking Street. And if you add up the sq footage or sq meter. The Indian clubs combined dominate like 90% in area. They are HUGE like my BBD display on Beach Road. It looks like a dinosaur. But it's really mine. Look at these pics and past the Snowman Prince. If this just the outside of the Boss Club. Imagine inside. See what I mean? Now ask me when am I coming to Thailand? LOL.

Please stop taking what you are taking. There are 3 or 4 Indian oriented clubs out of 12 or so in total I'd label night clubs.

[Pistons]

Went to a Soi 6 bar. I saw a half attractive girl. She quickly went to eat.

What was leftover was God Awful. Nothing higher than a 2. Hahaha. Inclusive were two Uglies who had customer s. One of them was drinking a drink at a rate of one drink per 7 minutes.

It was slightly better about a week or so ago. But seems to go up and down every few days.

[EverythingThai]

I'm not an OG Vet or Super OG Vet. But I have some common sense. Too much focusing on the brown Crown Prince Snowman instead of the big picture. I guess in a way anybody can call themselves a "night club. " Some lights, music, and alcohol. But those who understand what NIGHT CLUBS are really about, know all the biggest and best ones are Indian on Walking Street. And if you add up the sq footage or sq meter. The Indian clubs combined dominate like 90% in area. They are HUGE like my BBD display on Beach Road. It looks like a dinosaur. But it's really mine. Look at these pics and past the Snowman Prince. If this just the outside of the Boss Club. Imagine inside. See what I mean? Now ask me when am I coming to Thailand? LOL.

So, when are you coming to Thailand?

[EverythingThai]

Took a buzz through LK Metro recently. I don’t know how these bars are surviving. I never see customers walking in and out. The Las Vegas gogo bar seemed desperate for customers. Only the large beer bar on the corner, the one that’s been there for years was poppin.

[EverythingThai]

I've spent a lot of time (and money) at this bar. On a recent visit, the night started out as usual: wild energy, tequila shots, girls going down on each other at my table and one of my regular girls joining me upstairs for the standard GFE / PSE session.

When I came back down to settle the bill, I noticed it had jumped up by 2,300 Baht. The cashier claimed the girl had ordered drinks for herself and two others before heading upstairs. I hadn't ordered them, and nothing was said at the time.

Most guys would blow up in this situation. I didn't. I calmly said to the cashier in Thai:

"I don't mind paying this, but I didn't order these drinks. If you really need me to pay, I will, but you probably won't see me again. ".

The bill was immediately corrected.

Advice: Don't argue over small amounts. Pay if you must, but walk away for good if the trust is broken. This place has lost a good customer who regularly spends 10,000- 15,000 Baht per night.

Even your regular haunts need to be watched. Check your bill often throughout the night. If you can't, pay as you go. Sometimes places get too comfortable and start taking regulars for granted. This goes for new places you try too.

[Turgid]

No offense mate but reading this gave me an aneurysm............

I think he's trying to be interesting but is having the opposite effect. For that type of writing I would advise him to read Vagabundo's posts in the Rio de Janeiro forum.

[EverythingThai]

I visited Pattaya 2 years back. Then, there were many pretty girls at the beach road available for max 1000 baht for ST. Now when I went back 6 months ago, I was disappointed to see most or the chicks were terrible looking. And the decent looking ones were charging 1500 or 2000ST. Has pattaya rates changed? In Bangkok. Outside nana plaza lots of options for straight 1000 baht ST. I was planning to go to pattaya again in June but thinking of skipping it due to poor quality of women plus high charges. Please advise.

Also- I observed there were many cheap free lancer options available in pattaya. Where you just pay for their cab, buy them a meal. And you get to screw them. I scored with 2 women like this.

Yes, Pattaya has definitely changed from six months ago. Back then, we were heading into the start of high season, and that's when the bars really started recruiting heavily—often a few weeks before the season kicks off. Many freelancers moved into bar work because the bars were booming and needed girls fast. On top of that, a lot of Laotian girls came in to work during high season too. Bars were willing to take the risk on them because business was strong, and they could afford to pay more "black money" to keep the cops off their backs.

But now that high season is pretty much finished, things are shifting. Bars are no longer taking chances on non-Thai girls since the money isn't flowing like it was, so a lot of those Laotian girls are back on the freelance scene. You'll find them on ThaiFriendly or out on Beach Road, hungry for cash and offering the usual 1,000–2,000 Baht just like the Thai freelancers.

It's also worth noting how far we've come—only two years ago we were just coming out of the COVID period. Back then, many bars were still closed or barely getting back on their feet. So, at that time, a lot of girls were working freelance. Now, Pattaya is thriving again with bars open all over the place. That's why you don't see as many girls hanging around at spots like the coconut bar—most are inside working in bars.

Right now is actually one of the best times to come to Pattaya. You've got a mix of leftover girls from high season, both Thai and Laotian, who are still here and eager to make money. ThaiFriendly is super active, and just this Tuesday night, Beach Road was packed with ladies.

Also, if you haven't already, try checking out the gents clubs. The value there is often much better than what you get at a go-go bar, and the prices are usually right in the same 1,000–2,000 Baht range you're already looking at. Definitely worth exploring if you want more for your money.

So, in summary, now there are a lot of freelancers offering their service in your price range and the quality now better in my opinion.

By the way, who wants to be last in there at 2 AM after the girl has been fucked 10 times already. Yes, it's a good strategy to meet ladies after their shifts in the bars, but keep in mind, she has already most likely be done a few times earlier that day. For the girls freelance or not, timing is also a big factor in the money the girls ask. If they need money at the end of the month. A bar girl will work freelance and a freelancer or a bar girl will often accept less.

[Shikhar10]

Brown Crown Prince was chowing down some grilled KYC chicken breast. Saw one of his Black Book freelancers sitting with some random dude. Don't recognize him, so probably weekend sex tourist of the TEMPORARY kind. I know she sees me. Who can miss this hansum Punjabi when he graces the public. Could say "Hi. " And burst his bubble in finding his dream Thai girl. Nope. The OG Vet move is to pretend and just eat my food. Instead I pulled a Super OG Vet move. I LINED her and said I wanted to fuck tomorrow for not the regular 1500, but a "Let Me Work Discount" of 1200. And I will sit here quiet as a Mickey Maus. While still sitting with him front and center, she phoned back, "Okay!" Is this blackmail? Nope. I brown male her ass! Super OG Vet move. I need to try this when I come to Thailand and meet Dora the Explorer. There is a CODE amongst the Super OG Vets of Pattaya with the girls and each other. The Prince says thank you for playing along. LOL.

No offense mate but reading this gave me an aneurysm.

Can we all collectively agree to write like a normal person when contributing to a Reports thread? WTF is up with all this "Brown Crown Prince", "brown male her ass", "Dora the Explorer", "Super OG Vet move", etc.

There is a Rants thread for you to go crazy in. Kindly spare us the headache with this nonsensical 8th grade style of writing. It contributes nothing to the forum.

[UglyAzzMan]

Went to a Soi 6 bar. I saw a half attractive girl. She quickly went to eat.

What was leftover was God Awful. Nothing higher than a 2. Hahaha. Inclusive were two Uglies who had customer s. One of them was drinking a drink at a rate of one drink per 7 minutes.

[UglyAzzMan]

90%? Try 33% and I'm with you, but 90% and you must be living in an indian bubble.

15% is the Real number.

[UglyAzzMan]

Hey guys,

This has happened to me twice in Thailand and I'm not sure why. So basically I would have a girl over, we would both shower, and I'd help clean her ass to make sure it's clean.

Then while fucking doggy there's such a big stench of shit. And it's not like the girl shat on the bed, nor a fart because its a sustained stench.

It's really confusing me why their ass stinking even after shower. Have you run into this? How did you resolve?

This has never happened before so it's surprising me.

Washing the outer Anus is one thing. You need a pressure wash of the Interior if you want no Smell. Hahaha.

[ElMexicant]

Shark Club. Saw another girl. Model in white lingerie, short haired, almost perfect natural boobs. Butterflies tatted running up on her rib cage. Recognized her from during COVID days. We have a history. She remembered! Smiled at the Punjabi Prince.

Guy next to me thought the smile was for him. He looked blushed. Clearly signs of simpleton. Brown Crown Prince stirred up a conversation with him and built up his courage to buy Miss Butterflies a lady drink. He called waitress over and did. Then when she got off stage, sat in between us, and chit chat with me 90% of the time and 10% for the stranger. Poor sap. LOLz.

Mama San from What's Up came over and asked me if I wanted to BF. I said not my girl. LOLz. She looked disappointed. Remember it's 220 for Hennessy written in Sharpie by the Punjabi Prince. Only OG Vets and Super OG Vets can validate this. It's so easy that Dora the Explorer could do it. But poor Dora can't. LOLz.

[Explorer8939]

Brown Crown Prince was chowing down some grilled KYC chicken breast. Saw one of his Black Book freelancers sitting with some random dude. Don't recognize him, so probably weekend sex tourist of the TEMPORARY kind. I know she sees me. Who can miss this hansum Punjabi when he graces the public. Could say "Hi. " And burst his bubble in finding his dream Thai girl. Nope. The OG Vet move is to pretend and just eat my food. Instead I pulled a Super OG Vet move. I LINED her and said I wanted to fuck tomorrow for not the regular 1500, but a "Let Me Work Discount" of 1200. And I will sit here quiet as a Mickey Maus. While still sitting with him front and center, she phoned back, "Okay!" Is this blackmail? Nope. I brown male her ass! Super OG Vet move. I need to try this when I come to Thailand and meet Dora the Explorer. There is a CODE amongst the Super OG Vets of Pattaya with the girls and each other. The Prince says thank you for playing along. LOL.

So, when are you coming to Thailand?