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First visit to Havana any recommendations and safety
Hi, I'm visiting Havana for the first time. I heard from someone that there are a lot of beautiful young ladies. [Deleted by Admin]. So my question is, how do I know I'm hooking up with a 18+ lady? Do they have IDs? I assume the IDs are fake if they need to be approved at a club or whatnot. I also heard a lot of them hang out on the streets and solicit that way but again, Age of Consent vs Age of Majority. Replies here welcomed or PM me. Greatly appreciated and I'm really excited to visit!
Oh, and do Cubans speak any English whatsoever or would me learning Spanish be a wise decision to connect with them better? I was recently in Medellin and no one speaks any English. I assume Cuba is the same.
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Thanks again!
Cheers mate. You have helped me close the deal.
I was wondering whether to make a trip to Panama again as the relative travel distance-price-quality-safety equation was pretty high. I will now make a stop in Havana.
 Originally Posted by CiscoMech
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Yea don't waste your time with apps or online dating in Cuba. That's the American way of dating. You got to think most of the girls in Cuba are not on any dating sites for you to find. .......Just go for a walk down San raf or just walk around town, go to a bar or night club or art expo and your jaw will drop at some of the talent you see. You will think they are out of your league but it is the opposite way around. Most of them are there looking to win the lottery and meet someone like you. Just introduce yourself, tell them where you're from and ask if they want to spend time with you. They'll make it their mission make themselves unforgettable.
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Waste of time
 Originally Posted by RawDeal
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Thanks a lot for your comprehensive response. Appreciate your help.
One more question re: Badoo. Is this the best way to meet ladies? I prefer good looking, well proportioned / in shape bodies. Badoo seems to be having a significant number of not-so-appealing ladies. Not sure if I am doing anything wrong.
Yea don't waste your time with apps or online dating in Cuba. That's the American way of dating. You got to think most of the girls in Cuba are not on any dating sites for you to find. They literally only recently were even allowed to have phones and most girls aren't fortunate to have a phone. The diamonds you see on the street likely live in rural areas and come to the city to find a rich tourist. The girl you're talking to now on dating apps will likely not have reliable internets or means to come see you when you arrive. So putting your eggs in that basket is just a waste of time tbh because you will likely end up disappointed waiting around thinking you been stood up when chica just don't have minutes on her phone and is back in the Bush. Just go for a walk down San raf or just walk around town, go to a bar or night club or art expo and your jaw will drop at some of the talent you see. You will think they are out of your league but it is the opposite way around. Most of them are there looking to win the lottery and meet someone like you. Just introduce yourself, tell them where you're from and ask if they want to spend time with you. They'll make it their mission make themselves unforgettable.
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Muchos gracias
Thanks a lot for your comprehensive response. Appreciate your help.
One more question re: Badoo. Is this the best way to meet ladies? I prefer good looking, well proportioned / in shape bodies. Badoo seems to be having a significant number of not-so-appealing ladies. Not sure if I am doing anything wrong.
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The way I search Airbnb in Cuba or anywhere I travel really is by using the map feature. ...... That way if you run out of money you won't starve. Because believe me once the money runs out the fun is over. Which is why I wouldn't recommend trips over 3-4 days unless you're a veteran.
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 Originally Posted by CiscoMech
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The way I search Airbnb in Cuba or anywhere I travel really is by using the map feature. Zoom in on the area you want to stay. I recommend zooming in close on el capitolio because the closer you are to el capitolio the better. You will be able to walk to malecon, San raf, most tourist spots, etc. Make sure you filter your results to only include entire houses / apartments with A / see, kitchen and WiFi and offer self check-in with or without building staff. This should ensure you get a private spot without anyone babysitting you too much. If you want to be really in the mix then zoom in on San raf instead and search spots closest to there with the same criteria. Really you can sit in any bar or restaurant and once people realize you're a tourist they will gravitate towards you. Some attention wanted and some unwanted. If you see something you like anywhere just go say hola. If you don't speak much Spanish just say that. Save your WhatsApp QR code as a screenshot so you can have the chica add you and message you later for meetup, or if they don't have phone then you will have to close the deal then and there. Invite them to the casa for drinks. Stock your fridge with sodas and cervesas and whatever food / snacks you need. That way if you run out of money you won't starve. Because believe me once the money runs out the fun is over. Which is why I wouldn't recommend trips over 3-4 days unless you're a veteran.
I personally plan to hit this place up at least 4 times a year. Already have my next 3 trips booked. I set a budget of $1,500 max for all my trips. $500-$600 for airfare roundtrip. Nothing over 9 hrs total so that I leave in the morning and in HAV by afternoon. Make sure your Airbnb arranges taxi pickup from airport especially if you don't know how to get to your casa.
Don't cheap out on Airbnb because you get what you pay for. I always spring for the $100 per night or so spots because they come with all the amenities I like ac, fridge, kitchen, WiFi, sometimes even hot water. So I budget $400-$500 for that.
The last is I budget $500 for entertainment and food. I set $200 of that aside to change to pesos (that's like 80,000 pesos these days on the black market) so I can buy food and groceries I want so I can eat out one or two times during my trip, but I bring enough food that I atleast can cook what I like if food is scarce. Also bring some treats / supplies to give to the locals as well (that should validate your 'support of the Cuban people' mission and satiate your morality LOL).
Break down the $300 entertainment budget to $50 per company. Some might say that's too much but again don't cheap out on company. You want to be highly selective about who you spend your time and resources on. Don't bring sand to the beach and remember your the prize so find the type of natural super model beauty that you would pay $200-$500 for a lazy fuck except in Cuba she will fuck and suck you like the king that you are. I keep it at $100 per day for company because I like to split the company up into day company and night company that way I can shoot for 2 pops each time. Basically getting $25 CPN (cost per nut). Then spend the day recovering the sperm count so you can go for the night round, have chica stay the night if you want and pop again in the morning.
That's how I did my last trip and it had me considering crossing off all my other mongering travel spots. The only reason I still consider going to Sosua is because they have the beach close by and the casino. So I always feel like a pirate when I roll through. I try to hit at least 6 supermodel status in Cuba at $50 usd each. Because in America I would be lucky to even find anything even close to that level of talent and they want $200-$800. So after I hit my 6 I basically broke even $1600 which is a total ROI of my expenses.
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 Originally Posted by RawDeal
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Hello. I have a few questions re: Airbnb's. I am looking to make a reservation and would appreciate if anyone can help me here. I am a single traveler looking for a whole place for myself, not into the street scene at all. I prefer visiting bars / restaurants where one can 'see-before-one-buys'.
1. I am looking at listing's between Hotel Nacional - Av Paseo - Closer to the sea. Is this the right area to seek accommodation for bars / restaurants with ladies in a reasonable distance?
2. Is there any way to identify in the listing if the owner is OK with me bringing someone back? Most of the listing's I have seen in the Malecon / Vedado area state family accommodations etc. Not sure if there is term or the way a listing is written that holds the clue?
Highly appreciate any guidance any one can share.
Thanks!
The way I search Airbnb in Cuba or anywhere I travel really is by using the map feature. Zoom in on the area you want to stay. I recommend zooming in close on el capitolio because the closer you are to el capitolio the better. You will be able to walk to malecon, San raf, most tourist spots, etc. Make sure you filter your results to only include entire houses / apartments with A / see, kitchen and WiFi and offer self check-in with or without building staff. This should ensure you get a private spot without anyone babysitting you too much. If you want to be really in the mix then zoom in on San raf instead and search spots closest to there with the same criteria. Really you can sit in any bar or restaurant and once people realize you're a tourist they will gravitate towards you. Some attention wanted and some unwanted. If you see something you like anywhere just go say hola. If you don't speak much Spanish just say that. Save your WhatsApp QR code as a screenshot so you can have the chica add you and message you later for meetup, or if they don't have phone then you will have to close the deal then and there. Invite them to the casa for drinks. Stock your fridge with sodas and cervesas and whatever food / snacks you need. That way if you run out of money you won't starve. Because believe me once the money runs out the fun is over. Which is why I wouldn't recommend trips over 3-4 days unless you're a veteran.
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Question. AirBnB
Hello. I have a few questions re: Airbnb's. I am looking to make a reservation and would appreciate if anyone can help me here. I am a single traveler looking for a whole place for myself, not into the street scene at all. I prefer visiting bars / restaurants where one can 'see-before-one-buys'.
1. I am looking at listing's between Hotel Nacional - Av Paseo - Closer to the sea. Is this the right area to seek accommodation for bars / restaurants with ladies in a reasonable distance?
2. Is there any way to identify in the listing if the owner is OK with me bringing someone back? Most of the listing's I have seen in the Malecon / Vedado area state family accommodations etc. Not sure if there is term or the way a listing is written that holds the clue?
Highly appreciate any guidance any one can share.
Thanks!
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 Originally Posted by Kokoss1
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Hi Nice comments and I agree Cuba is Cuba!
However have you been there lately ifso how is the atmosphere facing food shortages, electricty and mongering now?.
I've only visited Cuba one time so far and that was early January. From what I could see there weren't many tourists. I believe there has been a decline in tourism lately for them, less cruise ships etc. That decrease coupled with the increasing value of the USD vs the CUP means more demand for the USD / foreign currency- which is monger paradise. It's definitely a buyers market all you need to bring is your USD and your confidence. Open your mouth and say what you want because everything is for sale. The food shortages and electricity issues have plagued Cuba for decades and I can't really say if it has gotten better or worse.
Be par for the course there.
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Hi Nice comments and I agree Cuba is Cuba!
However have you been there lately ifso how is the atmosphere facing food shortages, electricty and mongering now?
Thanks.
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Rio for me was an entire day of sitting on a plane just to get there so I was already not in a good mood. Then when I get there it was like always some major soccer game going on. Soccer was like a religion over there non stop. It was like the only thing people would talk or care about. The problem I have though is that the girls there see so much traffic that they fuck you lazy like most working girls do that do it 9-5. Same problem I have with sosua and all the other mongering destinations I been. The girls and the locals try to squeeze you for every dime you have while providing minimum work or effort. Cuba the girls fuck you like you're the golden goose that they want all to themself.
I dunno about yall but I like feeling like the golden goose sometimes just for a couple days then back to the matrix LOL.
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 Originally Posted by AmericanPi
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Mexico. The big cities. But the water there is also undrinkable if you're a gringo.
I have never had a problem with water because bottled purified water is readily available in most places. I even cook with it. Guys need to be smart about what they are doing.
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Matrix
 Originally Posted by BigZozoIntl
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Yea I rank Rio second. Worst was Sosua (don't plan on ever going back. One and done). Medellin in between. But yea I felt like a chick who was tired of her man hounding her for sex. It got to a point that it was getting annoying! I swear to God LOL. Yes I was getting annoyed of her constantly being all over me. She was possessed!
Rio for me was an entire day of sitting on a plane just to get there so I was already not in a good mood. Then when I get there it was like always some major soccer game going on. Soccer was like a religion over there non stop. It was like the only thing people would talk or care about. The problem I have though is that the girls there see so much traffic that they fuck you lazy like most working girls do that do it 9-5. Same problem I have with sosua and all the other mongering destinations I been. The girls and the locals try to squeeze you for every dime you have while providing minimum work or effort. Cuba the girls fuck you like you're the golden goose that they want all to themself.
I dunno about yall but I like feeling like the golden goose sometimes just for a couple days then back to the matrix LOL.
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 Originally Posted by CiscoMech
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For real I can 100% say this. So far this year I been to Rio, Sosua, Havana, and Medellin. I can tell you Cuba was the only place that I still get flashbacks from. That girl rode me like she was tryna knock the Mario coins out my ass. I don't even give af about Brazil or Columbia anymore. They not even worth the long plane ride.
Yea I rank Rio second. Worst was Sosua (don't plan on ever going back. One and done). Medellin in between. But yea I felt like a chick who was tired of her man hounding her for sex. It got to a point that it was getting annoying! I swear to God LOL. Yes I was getting annoyed of her constantly being all over me. She was possessed!
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 Originally Posted by AmericanPi
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If you're that fragile, it's better you don't go. It's not for the delicate and I'm being serious. You need to be comfortable with discomfort.
Don't get me wrong. There are many normal travelers that go to Cuba and have a good time. Especially Canadian travelers and you can find somewhat comfort / luxury. But I do overall agree that you will eventually one way or the other run into discomfort. Especially if you are expecting a Mexico, Colombia or DR. The airbnb I had was fly as hell and had good modern amenities but outside was a bit rough. But I gained a strong immunity traveling to different developing countries and I've seen WORSE than Havana. Talking Cap Haitien, Haiti and Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. But overall agreed.
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 Originally Posted by MongerHunger
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This is great advice and I always brings some of my favs with me and also let the chicas cook and let them take extras home. Sadly many of the men won't get this as they come from places where masculinity is looked down upon and the agenda is to feminize men and make it normal for them to change their gender. Some of these guys don't even know how to boil water let alone try to cook something.
The girls will definitely raid your fridge before they leave LOL. I just keep sodas and cervesas for them. But As sexy as it is to watch a woman in the kitchen cooking for me I prefer to always do my own cooking. To me I think it shows the girl that if her sex game ain't right then she don't really have much to add to your life:-the. I was born in Jamaican and didn't move to America till I was like 8 or 9. They teach jamaican boys at a young age that if you can't cook and look after yourself then you are worthless. We learn that true masculinity is not needing a woman for anything but sex. I would dare anyone to go to Jamaica and say the men there are not masculine. If anything we probably toxically masculine LOL.
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Mexico
 Originally Posted by AmericanPi
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Mexico. The big cities. But the water there is also undrinkable if you're a gringo. But the food is first rate and safe in the nice restaurants in big cities. Of course you'll pay like 4 x what Cuba is but it's still cheap by American standards.
For better or worse, Cuba is just stuck firmly in the third world. Mexico is by many accounts a first world country.
Been to tijuana Zona Norte a few times as well and the food is definitely first world quality. Which makes sense since we import so much of our food from there. Just buy bottled water for cheap anywhere you travel. I never been to Europe because I can't stand a long plane ride. My 3 favorite destinations for proximity and ease of mongering would be Mexico, DR, Cuba. I would add Medellin, but only as honorable mention due to distance and danger factor. I prefer to travel to places that have that X factor as well. In my experience so far:
DR has the best beaches / seafood (when you want to actually walk from your casa to the beach).
Cuba has the best sex (the girls fuck raw and primal and will do there best to give you the best fuck of your life. If you see an attractive woman on the street all you have to talk to her).
Mexico has the best food culture (tacos, fast food, anything you want. Your favorite American restaurant probably has Mexican cooks working in the back).
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