Bangkok Reports

[UglyAzzMan]

Coincidence that I too started my Thai trip with wood bar though on 3/25.

Went like 7 ish. Had couple of drinks before heading there.

Moment I reached there were 25 ladies outside. I went in and holy fuck everyone came in for the lineup.

I found all of them to be below par and not a single stunner. However I felt bad and instead of skipping decided to choose a younger looking chick with glasses. Her name was Aimee (I think).

I did enquired about 36 number on their website. They told me she is gone for the day but will come tomorrow and took my phone number.

BJ process was exactly what has defined. They take you upstairs then cleanup. I also got a beer so was drinking while she cleaned and then gave a nice blowjob.

I would rate BJ a good 8/10.

It took me 5-10 minutes to come. I wanted to try for experience but I won't be going there again. Below average girls.

Had my dinner and ended up with 2 glass of wine over couple of scotch and beer.

Decided I cannot drink more.

I still had time to kill and I wanted a stunner. First went to soi cowboy and took a stroll and boy they do try to lure you in.

Decided to go back to thermae as my hotel is 4 min walk from there.

Now lot of people have mentioned how thermae is oriented more towards Asian customers and others and westerners gets a cold shoulder.

I am neither Asian nor westerner but I am brown guy from states. I was also dressed in shorts and t shirts.

So 90% of women will be in you irrespective of your skin. I was greeted and pursues by lot of women.

However 10% women ignored me and most of these were 20 year olds. One in particularly just said NO and. Answered everything as No.

I spend good 30 minutes there and talked with few. Finally picked one. 3 k st. I didn't bargained.

We walked holding hands. Which in itself was an experience.

I am staying in a nice hotel, so we went to room, gave her beer and she took shower and had a good time.

She said she will give CBJ. I said ok since I didn't clarified.

But I fucked her hard. Very hard as I was drunk and it took me quiet some time (20 plus minute) to cum.

Now she was 35 but I would have preferred someone younger and a stunner. I have also downloaded and bought premium for TF. Looking for 20 year olds. Many inbound and outbound happening but most likely will try one from TF for one of the afternoon ones.

Right now I want some stunner. So planning to go to soapies.

Regards,

Crater77.

Want stunner but ended up with 35 year old. Him being Brown.

It's all in the Details Fellas.

[Crater77]

Coincidence that I too started my Thai trip with wood bar though on 3/25.

Went like 7 ish. Had couple of drinks before heading there.

Moment I reached there were 25 ladies outside. I went in and holy fuck everyone came in for the lineup.

I found all of them to be below par and not a single stunner. However I felt bad and instead of skipping decided to choose a younger looking chick with glasses. Her name was Aimee (I think).

I did enquired about 36 number on their website. They told me she is gone for the day but will come tomorrow and took my phone number.

BJ process was exactly what has defined. They take you upstairs then cleanup. I also got a beer so was drinking while she cleaned and then gave a nice blowjob.

I would rate BJ a good 8/10.

It took me 5-10 minutes to come. I wanted to try for experience but I won't be going there again. Below average girls.

Had my dinner and ended up with 2 glass of wine over couple of scotch and beer.

Decided I cannot drink more.

I still had time to kill and I wanted a stunner. First went to soi cowboy and took a stroll and boy they do try to lure you in.

Decided to go back to thermae as my hotel is 4 min walk from there.

Now lot of people have mentioned how thermae is oriented more towards Asian customers and others and westerners gets a cold shoulder.

I am neither Asian nor westerner but I am brown guy from states. I was also dressed in shorts and t shirts.

So 90% of women will be in you irrespective of your skin. I was greeted and pursues by lot of women.

However 10% women ignored me and most of these were 20 year olds. One in particularly just said NO and. Answered everything as No.

I spend good 30 minutes there and talked with few. Finally picked one. 3 k st. I didn't bargained.

We walked holding hands. Which in itself was an experience.

I am staying in a nice hotel, so we went to room, gave her beer and she took shower and had a good time.

She said she will give CBJ. I said ok since I didn't clarified.

But I fucked her hard. Very hard as I was drunk and it took me quiet some time (20 plus minute) to cum.

Now she was 35 but I would have preferred someone younger and a stunner. I have also downloaded and bought premium for TF. Looking for 20 year olds. Many inbound and outbound happening but most likely will try one from TF for one of the afternoon ones.

Right now I want some stunner. So planning to go to soapies.

Regards,

Crater77.

[Steve 9696]

100% agree with Seth below. The Wood Bar ladies are past their prime yes. But some still attractive. Waaaay better than the hags at Kasalong say. And their BJ skills are on point. You will def have one of the best BJs of your life. Just close your eyes and enjoy!

[SethMacfarlane]

I arrive to my hotel around 5 pm, I didn't really do much research on my location, just looked on agoda for a reasonable place ($50 USD / night), walking distance to Nana Plaza. Upon arrival, I realized my hotel is on soi 7/1, which worked out great. Anyway, I check in, shower and hit Dr BJ / Woodbar, as it was just steps from my hotel. I wasn't too impressed with some of the ladies that were outside but still went in. The host greets me, tells me to sit down on, he calls the line up out, about 25 ladies come in. Two different levels, ladies in red were 1000 THB and the ones in white were 800 THB. I was honestly expecting some real dogs according to what people have mentioned here, but these ladies weren't terrible. They were all early 30's to late 40's, some chubby, some small, I'the say all had kids. I go with a red dress girl. She was early 30's, about 5 ft tall, maybe 85-90 pds, nice big fake see or the cups, wore glasses. She said her name was Mawn? Like dawn but with a M at the beginning. She takes me upstairs, washes me up, she gargles mouthwash, then we get to it. I've mongered various places, but her service was honestly the best I ever had. I last about 10 minutes and bust in her mouth. I had to just lay on the seat for a minute to get myself together, one of the best nuts I had in a while. I get up, she washes us both up. I get her name and when she works (everyday she says, evenings). I forgot to mention, I paid the manager after my selection. Next, I head a soi or 2 down. I get a manicure, pedicure, foot / shoulder / head massage, and a beer for about 1000 THB. Then, I head over to Nana, get a seat at the hooters, a few drinks, and chat up Meow for a few hours. Beautiful little spinner (all the girls were smoking). Around 11 pm I head into Nana and like an idiot I go with the first bargirl that gets my attention. She takes me into what I believe was called bunny or bunny2. I ordered way to many beers and girl / staff drinks / bucket of balls. Spent about 17 k, it was fun, but won't be doing that again. I didn't bar fine a girl. I want to kick myself for doing that, I could've had three ladies from the bar. Anywho, the bar fines were 1 k for the bar and 4 k for the girl (short time, 2 hrs). Now the bargirl that sat me was cute, but obvs a little older, and had a little mommy belly, I definitely would fuck if the rate was better. Now the girls on stage ranged from ok to hooters girl hot. They were spinners, under 25, tight little asses, no plastic, and no mommy damage. I'the love to try them all. They were definitely a couple girls that you could tell were new to the game that I considered. They weren't the best dancers, their makeup and outfitters needed improvement, they shied away from eye contact, didn't smile, etc. Ultimately, I decided against it because I don't really want to teach a girl how to suck my dick or fuck, plus my bill was retarded already. I was about to leave the bar around 2 am but the mamasan and girl I was with bought me a couple more beers. I ended up out of there around 330 am, walking to my place I get snagged by a massage girl, I say fuck it, and take her. She was older, like a 5, but I really like the griminess of fucking street meat. She gave me a lame massage, turns me over, she sucks and fucks me till I nut. I pay 2 k, hit soi 7/1 for some takeout, and I was in bed by 6 am. My first day was a blast but I got a month here, going to have to slow my roll a bit.

[Larbmoo555]

Has anyone barfined a girl from Nana Plaza recently and can post the ST price they paid?? Specifically interested in Geisha & Billboard. I saw someone on another forum said he just got quoted 5 k ST + 1 k BF for Billboard, which would be a price increase up from 4 k ST. I also had a girl quote me 5 K at Lollipop a few days ago but I didn't clarify if she meant 4 k ST + 1 k BF or not because I had no intention of taking her out. I had assumed she meant 4 K ST + 1 K BF but the comment about Billboard got me thinking. In the absence of any recent experience, I'll go myself this weekend.

[Goatscrot]

FWIW here are my thoughts.

Tulip is the 'legend', pretty much ANYTHING goes there and as many fellow punters will confirm it has a reputation for a reason. The girls vary from awful to decent (you won't find any stunners there) but you will get exceptional PSE service from pretty much all of them; however the real downside is the place is very shabby with crap decor & small rooms, but you aren't going there for the rooms so does it really matter? It's def worth a visit of you're brave enough.

Snow White & Cherry have now combined, not as PSE as Tulip (nowhere is) but they will also pretty much do anything. Girls tend to be slightly better looking than Tulip but not all of them do everything (I. E. Anal) so best ask the Mammasan what you want & she will ensure all OK. Rooms are definitely cleaner & nicer than Tulip & if you get the right girl the service is 99% of Tulips (IMHO).

Bamboo to me is the most underrated of the lot & I really don't know why? Clean rooms, nice atmosphere and some of the girls are pretty good looking IMHO. As long as you know what you want and explain in detail to the Mammasan then you will get what you are after. I've been multiple times (if you can't tell) and have never been disappointed. Bamboo is a tad more expensive than the others but it's peanuts for USD / GBP / AUD tourists so what does it matter?

Cheers & good luck.

BTW, the SW and Cherry have separated. Peach is part of the Cherry empire. SW and Sky are the same owner.

[Nyezhov]

I'm planning on heading to BKK next month in April for a short 3-4 day getaway after the songkran festival. I plan on staying in the DMK airport area given there are so many nice hotels at a very reasonable price compared to the ones on Sukhumvit road. A quick scan reveals hotels like 12 day residence and 7 days premium all under 5000 THB for 3-4 nights total.

Are there any good mongering establishments in the DMK neighbourhood within walking distance? Also on the look out for some legit massage shops that provide foot massages as they are my nightly favourite before going to bed. I plan on taking grab every evening to sukhumvit road to forage for punani and then again back to my hotel in the DMK area. I wonder how much would a single one way trip cost and and hopefully it would burn a hole in my wallet.

I wouldn't stay out there but whatever floats your boat. Its boring, poor and industrial.

That being said, take the Redline from DMK to Bang Sue Central, then the MRT to Suk. Both should cost less than 100. Takes about 45 minutes Outbound meter about 300 in a cab. Download Grab.

[Nyezhov]

I had a quick in and out so to speak on Saturday night starting at 11.

I had one already set up, so it was just scouting.

Soi Nana. African hookers on the corner where the store closes up, a whole line up of them, ugly and pungent. I did see one mobile who was actually attractive, a young one too. The Schoolgirl on the corner of the Nana entrance was in her usual spot, heavily negotiating with an older white guy, hope he doesn't Overpay.

Cross the street were the usual nasty deaf girls, all the real "hotties" are down near the Hotels across from Lady Boy corner and Kitty corner to the Novatel, some are older Viets, there was nothing young and attractive. There was one short haired Blonde MILF and a younger fake blonde, looked to be Arab / Turk / Iran style, with a slinky body but a face that required a Burkha. There were two Burkha babes out too, and the African corner on the Landmark was packed. In fact, the crowds down on that end were huge.

I ran into Bunnys, horrible, Twister had tons of tattoo girls, Raninbow 5 had a real nice selection, unfortunately I was in a hurry. The whole Plaza was packed. To my Indian brethren: deoderant please. The plane ride back to Cambodia was like being on a Delhi train.

I was shocked at Thermae it was like a whole new lineup (probably a lot were busy) and only two or three gilrs that even caught my eye. Mostly chinese there based on language.

My "date" no longer works at Thermae but its still paying off LOL.

[OxygenFresh]

Looking to join forces with fellow mongers for visits to Pimp and T-Ded 99. I confess I can't speak Thai, so I will probably not be of much help with translations LOL. Nevertheless, as the say, more the merrier. So please feel free to DM if you are here and would like to join forces as well. TIA.

[OxygenFresh]

Visiting BKK after 4 years. All the previous 5 visits were before I discovered this wonderful platform. Thank you for this trove of knowledge and wisdom LOL.

Went to Doki Doki massage earlier today. Had good memories from my last visit, so decided to repeat. It has gone completely downhill. I visited around 1:30 in the afternoon. The place was deserted and I was the apparently the first customer of the day, or at least that's what the lady on reception told me. She showed me pictures of 3 women who were available, but I asked for a lineup. All 3 were nothing like their pictures, all atleast above 35, and at best, rank no more than 4 on a scale of 10. Since I was there for nostalgia sake, I decided to go ahead, hoping that the performance will live up to my past experience. Chose the leanest one from the 3 for an hour and paid 3 K. Her name was Sonya, if memory serves me right.

Inside the room, it was a familiar ambiance, large room, clean bed, and a large bathing area with an air mat. She asked me to lie down on the mattress, and started with a decent soapy massage which lasted for about 15 minutes. So far so good, at least in the performance. But then, things went south. She prepared the nuru gel, and poured all over me, and started rubbing it with hands. I remember they used their tongue all over the body, right from your toes up till the ears. This lady just licked my back for 2 minutes and asked me to flip. There was no rimming, no toe sucking, and no balls licking. When I asked for them, she said she has never done that! I told her she was in the wrong profession in that case.

The horror continued when she pulled out a condom and started putting it on. I asked about the blowjob, and she said she has braces and she will suck me with a condom! When I resisted, she started licking my balls gently with her tongue and within 2 minutes, again went to the condom. I lost all hope by then, asked her to wash off the gel and end the session. She offered me a massage for the rest of the hour, but I politely declined. She then cleared me up, I got ready and came out in about 30 minutes.

Never going back to Doki Doki again. Will try Aries next, and hope will be able to recover from the utter disappointment.

Will provide by 2 cents on the places I visit and women I meet through the day. Ciao!

[Fargler]

Went to BKK48 for a bbj. Mamsan brought out 4 girls. Two or three I recognized from the website. Pictures were quite accurate!

I chose Kitty. Not who I would have chosen from the website, but she had the right energy in the line-up. Others were better looking, but seemed a little bored or tired. I'm a believer in letting the girl choose you.

Pay 1300 baht and up to the room we go.

She showered me, then pulled down her top and got to work. Not an exemplary effort, but got the job done. I say not exemplary because she would not allow CIM. Otherwise OK, and I would like to try some of the other girls. But I would not repeat unless the next girl allows CIM.

Fargler.

[Goatscrot]

FWIW here are my thoughts.

Tulip is the 'legend', pretty much ANYTHING goes there and as many fellow punters will confirm it has a reputation for a reason. The girls vary from awful to decent (you won't find any stunners there) but you will get exceptional PSE service from pretty much all of them; however the real downside is the place is very shabby with crap decor & small rooms, but you aren't going there for the rooms so does it really matter? It's def worth a visit of you're brave enough.

Snow White & Cherry have now combined, not as PSE as Tulip (nowhere is) but they will also pretty much do anything. Girls tend to be slightly better looking than Tulip but not all of them do everything (I. E. Anal) so best ask the Mammasan what you want & she will ensure all OK. Rooms are definitely cleaner & nicer than Tulip & if you get the right girl the service is 99% of Tulips (IMHO).

Bamboo to me is the most underrated of the lot & I really don't know why? Clean rooms, nice atmosphere and some of the girls are pretty good looking IMHO. As long as you know what you want and explain in detail to the Mammasan then you will get what you are after. I've been multiple times (if you can't tell) and have never been disappointed. Bamboo is a tad more expensive than the others but it's peanuts for USD / GBP / AUD tourists so what does it matter?

Cheers & good luck.

SW just added a 500 Baht A+ charge.

[WithNailAndI]

FWIW here are my thoughts.

Tulip is the 'legend', pretty much ANYTHING goes there and as many fellow punters will confirm it has a reputation for a reason. The girls vary from awful to decent (you won't find any stunners there) but you will get exceptional PSE service from pretty much all of them; however the real downside is the place is very shabby with crap decor & small rooms, but you aren't going there for the rooms so does it really matter? It's def worth a visit of you're brave enough.

Snow White & Cherry have now combined, not as PSE as Tulip (nowhere is) but they will also pretty much do anything. Girls tend to be slightly better looking than Tulip but not all of them do everything (I. E. Anal) so best ask the Mammasan what you want & she will ensure all OK. Rooms are definitely cleaner & nicer than Tulip & if you get the right girl the service is 99% of Tulips (IMHO).

Bamboo to me is the most underrated of the lot & I really don't know why? Clean rooms, nice atmosphere and some of the girls are pretty good looking IMHO. As long as you know what you want and explain in detail to the Mammasan then you will get what you are after. I've been multiple times (if you can't tell) and have never been disappointed. Bamboo is a tad more expensive than the others but it's peanuts for USD / GBP / AUD tourists so what does it matter?

Cheers & good luck.

With my limited experience, IMO, PSE is available in only three to four massage parlours in Bangkok, they are.

A. Tulip b. Snowwhite c . Cherry d. Bamboo.

I request more experinced brothers to further add up on this list.

[SethMacfarlane]

FIWFANS and see, 2 Telegram groups with 42 K and 52 K members respectively, have been sending their ads to me daily with availabilities of various girls.

Did not see the girls I know; their Line chat ID were STOP or went unanswered.

I can't read Thai. Sign in Telegram and check these groups. The bros may be able to access their services.

Can you share the telegram link, headed to BKK in a few days.

[HorseTrader]

I'm planning on heading to BKK next month in April for a short 3-4 day getaway after the songkran festival. I plan on staying in the DMK airport area given there are so many nice hotels at a very reasonable price compared to the ones on Sukhumvit road. A quick scan reveals hotels like 12 day residence and 7 days premium all under 5000 THB for 3-4 nights total.

Are there any good mongering establishments in the DMK neighbourhood within walking distance? Also on the look out for some legit massage shops that provide foot massages as they are my nightly favourite before going to bed. I plan on taking grab every evening to sukhumvit road to forage for punani and then again back to my hotel in the DMK area. I wonder how much would a single one way trip cost and and hopefully it would burn a hole in my wallet.

This morning I took a taxi on that route and it was 500 baht and 45 minutes. That 45 minutes can get up to a couple hours in times of bad traffic, I’ve experienced that. Based on 500 baht for taxi, perhaps 300 for Grab.

The overall concept does not seem good to me. Too much wasted time in transportation