Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[Zam007]

Snow white was on my radar as lot of seniors suggested it.

They shared the lineup on line which is same as their website.

Went and checked the lineup and asked for Audi and Anna. They looked pretty in pics but seems pics are like at least 5-7 years old.

I didn't liked anyone else. Jenny was not there So I left.

Now I decided to walk to mango. Went there and it seems that entire street have ladies from different MP's.

Lineup was much better than snow white. Choose kaisyo. She was wearing a 2 piece exposing her boobs and gave an amazing smile.

Service was amazing. I had paid 2900 for 2 shots. Started with shower, BBBJ and fucked her in all positions and came in missionary.

Then she started the massage and in 30 minutes made johnny hard again. I repeated the whole process again.

Post session shower and cleanup.

I went in that lane again and ADDICT has the best lineup and a mamasan that is super helpful and easy to talk to. More on this later.

I need to head out to nana.

Adios!!

What time of the day was it when you visited Addict.

The last few years, I didn't see anyone attractive.

[Newton York]

Since it's an adult content, they have to mark it 18+ and it can still be monetized, but they would only allow the ads of those who are okay to monetize for such videos. It's not as profitable, but if most of the views are coming from Rich countries, he will be okay.

Plus he maybe getting some commission.

In the long run, I am sure he will make exclusive contents for his paid audience.

I agree, the nature of the video has youtube labelling it as 18+, but it seems so arbitrary sometimes. I guess that's the way it is with the algorithm. That's my dream though, to one day make it back to Bangkok, and have me a youtube channel like that.

[SiamMan]

Plantsmoke here. Cube you have to pick out the girl from an ipad and then pay. I thought places / systems like this should be boycotted? Cube is on soi 22.

Soi 23: don't walk straight up the street. If you get up to Tai-Pan hotel you have gone too far. These massage parlors on this street seem therapeutic.

What you need to do is take the jag to the right. Kokoro is this way.

Soi 22: I did not see any good ladies here. Cherry was not very good. Its probably a good idea to go inside as not all the ladies sit outside.

Soi 24: on this street you take the first jag to the left. Maybe 8-10 masssager parlors here.

Can somebody please fill-out this post for soi 33, pretty lady near thonglolr, bamboo on soi 8 please. If I saw info like this it would have made 3 hours of walking around into 1 hour last night.

Just to correct some misinformation here about Soi 23. Maybe the massage places before the Tai Pan hotel are therapeutic, but keep on going and you will find loads of massage parlors all along the Soi on the right hand side.

[Paolo99]

Soi 24: on this street you take the first jag to the left. Maybe 8-10 masssager parlors here.

Can somebody please fill-out this post for soi 33, pretty lady near thonglolr, bamboo on soi 8 please. If I saw info like this it would have made 3 hours of walking around into 1 hour last night.

Soi 33 is full of shit. I just saved you 1 hour.

Soi 24/1: just turn right, enter the soi and voila, you're arrived.

[UncleSam2040]

Hi. I am looking for recommendations to try Soapy massage. I came across BkkVice which provides soapy massage. Anyone tried this place? Would you recommend it? Or any other place I should try? Thanks.

[Plant Smoke]

Plantsmoke here. Cube you have to pick out the girl from an ipad and then pay. I thought places / systems like this should be boycotted? Cube is on soi 22.

Soi 23: don't walk straight up the street. If you get up to Tai-Pan hotel you have gone too far. These massage parlors on this street seem therapeutic.

What you need to do is take the jag to the right. Kokoro is this way.

Soi 22: I did not see any good ladies here. Cherry was not very good. Its probably a good idea to go inside as not all the ladies sit outside.

Soi 24: on this street you take the first jag to the left. Maybe 8-10 masssager parlors here.

Can somebody please fill-out this post for soi 33, pretty lady near thonglolr, bamboo on soi 8 please. If I saw info like this it would have made 3 hours of walking around into 1 hour last night.

[Krasinski]

Since it's an adult content, they have to mark it 18+ and it can still be monetized, but they would only allow the ads of those who are okay to monetize for such videos. It's not as profitable, but if most of the views are coming from Rich countries, he will be okay.

Plus he maybe getting some commission.

In the long run, I am sure he will make exclusive contents for his paid audience.

I have been to Bangkok 4 times.

In my experience massage parlours have been the best in terms of pleasure and service followed by freelancers and beer bars.

One thing I observed is the hottest and sexiest girls in lineup, for example Luna in doki doki, their service quality is not consistent, it depends on their mood, they can show you time of your life or disappointment you badly.

But a below average girl (if she seems acceptable to you) will give her best efforts in service and will do whatever request you make.

So we should make a small compromise in the looks and choose wisely as in my opinion quality of service is far more important than looks.

Happy to hear contradictions or suggestions.

Happy mongering everyone!

[Crater77]

Snow white was on my radar as lot of seniors suggested it.

They shared the lineup on line which is same as their website.

Went and checked the lineup and asked for Audi and Anna. They looked pretty in pics but seems pics are like at least 5-7 years old.

I didn't liked anyone else. Jenny was not there So I left.

Now I decided to walk to mango. Went there and it seems that entire street have ladies from different MP's.

Lineup was much better than snow white. Choose kaisyo. She was wearing a 2 piece exposing her boobs and gave an amazing smile.

Service was amazing. I had paid 2900 for 2 shots. Started with shower, BBBJ and fucked her in all positions and came in missionary.

Then she started the massage and in 30 minutes made johnny hard again. I repeated the whole process again.

Post session shower and cleanup.

I went in that lane again and ADDICT has the best lineup and a mamasan that is super helpful and easy to talk to. More on this later.

I need to head out to nana.

Adios!!

[Zam007]

My biggest catch of the trip came from Seeking though. Will write a full report on that in the relevant section after I overcome the hangover of an amazing all-nighter with her. Ciao.

I am curious about your Seeking Experience in BKK.

I hope you update in Bangkok Thread.

I found a few girls from seeking in TF too, who quoted half of what they quoted in Seeking.

[Zam007]

I don't understand how this youtube video is making money when you got to sign in just to view it, there's nothing that naughty going on, but without ad money, how does it all work? It's gotten 50 k view in a month, so it's doing great numbers, but the youtube algorithm is so weird ain't it fellas? I've seen videos where chicks are essentially nude, trying out bikinis, etc. But an innocent video like this and you got to sign in? Do better youtube!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ByrTcJFQ4E

Either way, I thank the makers of this video, they provide a great service to us all. If by some miracle, I can ever get back to Thailand, I'm going to the Cube!

Since it's an adult content, they have to mark it 18+ and it can still be monetized, but they would only allow the ads of those who are okay to monetize for such videos. It's not as profitable, but if most of the views are coming from Rich countries, he will be okay.

Plus he maybe getting some commission.

In the long run, I am sure he will make exclusive contents for his paid audience.

[Zam007]

Visiting BKK after 4 years. All the previous 5 visits were before I discovered this wonderful platform. Thank you for this trove of knowledge and wisdom LOL.

Went to Doki Doki massage earlier today. Had good memories from my last visit, so decided to repeat. It has gone completely downhill. I visited around 1:30 in the afternoon. The place was deserted and I was the apparently the first customer of the day, or at least that's what the lady on reception told me. She showed me pictures of 3 women who were available, but I asked for a lineup. All 3 were nothing like their pictures, all atleast above 35, and at best, rank no more than 4 on a scale of 10. Since I was there for nostalgia sake, I decided to go ahead, hoping that the performance will live up to my past experience. Chose the leanest one from the 3 for an hour and paid 3 K. Her name was Sonya, if memory serves me right.

Inside the room, it was a familiar ambiance, large room, clean bed, and a large bathing area with an air mat. She asked me to lie down on the mattress, and started with a decent soapy massage which lasted for about 15 minutes. So far so good, at least in the performance. But then, things went south. She prepared the nuru gel, and poured all over me, and started rubbing it with hands. I remember they used their tongue all over the body, right from your toes up till the ears. This lady just licked my back for 2 minutes and asked me to flip. There was no rimming, no toe sucking, and no balls licking. When I asked for them, she said she has never done that! I told her she was in the wrong profession in that case.

The horror continued when she pulled out a condom and started putting it on. I asked about the blowjob, and she said she has braces and she will suck me with a condom! When I resisted, she started licking my balls gently with her tongue and within 2 minutes, again went to the condom. I lost all hope by then, asked her to wash off the gel and end the session. She offered me a massage for the rest of the hour, but I politely declined. She then cleared me up, I got ready and came out in about 30 minutes.

Never going back to Doki Doki again. Will try Aries next, and hope will be able to recover from the utter disappointment.

Will provide by 2 cents on the places I visit and women I meet through the day. Ciao!

Doki Doki has been on a down hill after they renovated.

I took the famous girl victoria last year and her services where nowhere as good as it was reported.

[Tresleches]

Had a few days in Bangkok and decided to check out one of the BJ bars. I had heard of them in Tokyo but since they weren't gaijen friendly I had never actually gotten to try it before. Looked around and saw a few places. I had walked through some of the areas to see what the line ups were. I checked out Lolitas on soi 8 and literally around the corner next to the hotel is Kasalong. Both have BJ's for $700 but the lines ups didn't really do it for me. Kasalong seemed to have a little bit older and Lolitas had some of the women out front, all wearing uniforms. I had decided on going with 7th heaven. It's right off of soi 33, just walk down and take the first alley on the right and its down on the end on the right.

Actually a super easy set up. You walk up to the front and the mamasan gives you an Ipad that you swipe on to find the woman you want. The good thing about 7th heaven were all the women were younger and more put together which explains the $1300 price compared to the others. The $1300 is good for 40 minutes and they're upfront that if you're drunk / stoned / ect and can't finish it still ends at the 40 minutes. The signs around also clearly state "No Sex". After going through the Ipad I had decided to choose Soda. 22 years old, about 5'3 and 100 lbs. Cute as a button wearing a modified nurses outfit if I had to take a guess. Could have been sailor moon for all I know. Lot more costumes here than I'm used to in other places.

She took me up to the room and cleaned the little solider off in the sink and had me lay on the bed. She took her top off and got to work. She did a pretty good job for the first ten minutes or so but then the more hand, less head started. She said it was because of my size which I'm sure they tell everyone to get away with being lazy. I told her I wouldn't get off that way so she went back to sucking more enthusiastically until completion about 5 minutes later. All and all I'd give it a 3. 5/5. Interesting experience to try for trying sake but for the cost it's just better to hit up one of the massage shops or SW. Even on TF I had a girl come over for the same price.

[Newton York]

Have not been but there are several video reviews on YouTube. They seem to have sought out vloggers as part of their launch marketing.

I don't understand how this youtube video is making money when you got to sign in just to view it, there's nothing that naughty going on, but without ad money, how does it all work? It's gotten 50 k view in a month, so it's doing great numbers, but the youtube algorithm is so weird ain't it fellas? I've seen videos where chicks are essentially nude, trying out bikinis, etc. But an innocent video like this and you got to sign in? Do better youtube!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ByrTcJFQ4E

Either way, I thank the makers of this video, they provide a great service to us all. If by some miracle, I can ever get back to Thailand, I'm going to the Cube!

[Etaoin2003]

This is opposite Marriott Marquis in Soi 22, where I am staying. Any seniors visited here before and can provide their feedback? TIA.

Have not been but there are several video reviews on YouTube. They seem to have sought out vloggers as part of their launch marketing.

[OxygenFresh]

Your visit to Doki Doki does sound awful. Did you complain to reception? Or even ask for a refund?

I look forward to hearing how your visit to Aries goes.

I don't complain as a visitor. I just told them it was not as good as I expected and moved out. Other than that, it's their place and their responsibility. Cheers!