Pattaya Reports

[Turgid]

I knew a bargirl who had an old customer (83) who came to her bar every day for 10 hours, and bought her drinks all day. She couldn't tolerate him, but the customer complained to the manager if she wouldn't sit with him.....

He's buying drinks for her for 10 hours every day and she does not want to just sit with him? These girls can really be mean sometimes.

[ElMexicant]

How to get discounts from girls.

BeeBee typically asks for 1500ST. But when you have that something special about you. It's easy to play games with these girls. I just message during the afternoon. Tell her I spent my daily ATM limit drinking and all I have left is 820 baht. Pretend to be drunk (off Coke Zero) at 5 pm-ish. And whallah, she accepts the 820, thinking I am easy pickings for some quick cash. Instead, I bang her hard for 45 minutes. Make sure my wallet only has 820 and hide the rest of the cash. This works like 50% if the time with me and repeats, sometimes new ones too. Punjabi Prince playing his games again. Way too easy to spot out the money hungry and sex addicts. LOL.

But then again, I compare this to Sidney Sweeney trying to pay 820 baht to bang some Punjab. It's nice to be one of the desirables and just not a international trick. Had once a Middle Eastern looking girl offer me 1000 baht to fuck. I said "no. " Punjabi Prince problems?

Dont hate the playaz, hate the gamez.

End of the month. I have a special page in my Big Black Book of girls who are sex addicts, nam kang addicts, and just plain dumb like the previous post. She needs money for upcoming rent and enjoy the act of fucking itself, especially with a hansum Punjab lover boy. Anyways, messaged me for a meet in her room for some fun. 500 baht past midnight all inclusive OG Super Vet special. All else and all other times, she asks for 1500. Must be nice to come to Pattaya and get bargains like this. How I wish I was in Thailand instead of living rent free in somebody's head. But of course, only takes 2 minutes to write them up. Though they be like 6 in a row, under so many different accounts. That's when you know you've made your mark on his butt and renamed him Tobias like in Oz. LOL.

[Werqweq]

First time report. Thanks to ElMexicant and my other Indian brothers, but why it didn't work for me, I'm not sure. Here it goes. "How I survived Pattaya on a prayer."

About 15 minutes in, she asked, "You want happy ending, habby ending?

I gave her the universal nod of a broke monger and whispered, "How much?

She said, "Up to you."

Big mistake.

I offered 300. She laughed. I added a bag of Lay's and a Coke Zero. She shrugged. Deal.

Can you pm me the contact info for that girl please, and do you think she will accept less pricey brands of chips too? I can help with contacts if you're ever in Kabul.

Thanks.

[PunjabiPrince]

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EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

[Explorer8939]

Being a sexy and savvy Punjab, I have to take advantage of all that is available. If you are a regular or a superstar OG Vet like me, you know Pin Up and XS offer free drinks for reviews. These clubs get so happy when I am able to grace my VIP presence AND leave them a review. Maybe I need to write one for T-Dead with my black Nike shirt and church shoes eating some pani puri. My opinion is IMPORTANT to them. Unless, this is another stolen pic off the internet. Funny nobody can seem to find the source even with Google Image Search. Anybody recognize that gold tile backsplash? I know I do. Oh how I wish I get to come to Thailand one day soon. When? Dunno. LOL.

Not so many Google reviews for Pin Up.

You need to come to Thailand so you can write a review and get a free drink.

[LittleBigMan]

I think he still does own Windmill. Last time I saw him was a couple of years ago. I was messing with the cashier at Windmill and went to surprise her at work. When I was trying to pull on Windmill's door. He came out from the Windmill across and said they were in the midst of doing renovations and to come into that one. That happened to be the side the chicked worked in anyway. I told him that we are still waiting for him to open Lone Star again.

Nice to know, I remember Lone Star, price for a good baby back ribs dinner 179, in the end 375 hard to see making a profit paying the type of rent at that location along with the yearly key money. Not sure but at one time he owned ran next door fish and chip " jolly fair " sold a number of times final sale eating the new owners were a Thai couple who I knew ran illegal number etc. Purchase price 250,000 rent was 50,000 baht they not a clue as to how to run such a business. I didn't have the heart to tell them how many times it has been sold. Last owner Brit I had a disagreement as to how to make french fries they were oily and limp said that is how they supposed to be made. Luckily he found new owners who were more inept than him since he cooked the books. They do overpaid for a business already run to the ground.

Even before COVID hit it was close to closing after 6 month. Sadly COVID killed lots of cheap hole in the wall places to eat after rent and location were on the rise killed off what remain like the place " Surprise " I told the owners why Sukhumvit said rent price, I had suggested a hole in the wall location nearby rent higher but he would be able to keep his clientele. As you know he didn't last long on Sukhumvit.

[Explorer8939]

I was doom scrolling and just kinda zoning in and out of my weekend nights of fear before having to go back to the office Monday and I came across the most interesting thing about Pattaya.

Did you guys know about the: Pattaya Flying Club?

It's the phenomenon of farangs that throw themselves off condos (hence the flying) to end their lives in the most spectacular way. Apparently, the past 2 years there have been quite a number of jumpers:

https://www.nationthailand.com/blogs...neral/40038653

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand...o-their-deaths

I mean, obviously some of these cases, they might have been pushed, or thrown over, but still. The point is that there seems to be a number of foreigners that go to Thailand to die. Digging in deeper to all this, I found a reddit thread where people spoke about one of my fav movies ever, Leaving Las Vegas, where Nic Cage ostensibly does this. He's given up on fighting his demons and his depression and his addictions and just wants to go out with a bang. Maybe that's what some of these jumpers are doing. I mean, if you got to go, why not go with a bang?

Granted, a lot of it has to do with the farangs running out of money because apparently their Thai girlfriends or wives wipe them clean financially. But that can't be true, just can't be true. Cause if it was true then why do more and more farang dudes show up to shack up with Thai chicks then? That's the very definition of insanity ain't it? Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result.

Also, idiot backpackers, am I right? https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand..._recirculation.

I knew a bargirl who had an old customer (83) who came to her bar every day for 10 hours, and bought her drinks all day. She couldn't tolerate him, but the customer complained to the manager if she wouldn't sit with him.

One day, the customer's money ran out, and he went out to the balcony to jump. A neighbor saw him, the police arrived, and they put him *somewhere*.

One rule for Farangs in Thailand: never be worth more to your Thai girlfriend / wife dead than alive.

[RamDavidson84]

I was doom scrolling and just kinda zoning in and out of my weekend nights of fear before having to go back to the office Monday and I came across the most interesting thing about Pattaya.

Did you guys know about the: Pattaya Flying Club?

It's the phenomenon of farangs that throw themselves off condos (hence the flying) to end their lives in the most spectacular way. Apparently, the past 2 years there have been quite a number of jumpers:

https://www.nationthailand.com/blogs...neral/40038653

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand...o-their-deaths

I mean, obviously some of these cases, they might have been pushed, or thrown over, but still. The point is that there seems to be a number of foreigners that go to Thailand to die. Digging in deeper to all this, I found a reddit thread where people spoke about one of my fav movies ever, Leaving Las Vegas, where Nic Cage ostensibly does this. He's given up on fighting his demons and his depression and his addictions and just wants to go out with a bang. Maybe that's what some of these jumpers are doing. I mean, if you got to go, why not go with a bang?

Granted, a lot of it has to do with the farangs running out of money because apparently their Thai girlfriends or wives wipe them clean financially. But that can't be true, just can't be true. Cause if it was true then why do more and more farang dudes show up to shack up with Thai chicks then? That's the very definition of insanity ain't it? Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result.

Also, idiot backpackers, am I right? https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand..._recirculation.

In this day and age, if your at the end of your fighting days, does banging working girls until you drop dead get you into Valhalla?

[Oterri]

I haven't been in several years. What are the prices currently like? Bar and street?

Freelancers on BR ask for 1000 per shot, more if you are not Brad Pitt LOL.

Only one quoted 1200 and one had the audacity to ask for 1500 but she was quite pretty. Otherwise 1000 was standard, no tip paid and they were very happy.

[Newton York]

I was doom scrolling and just kinda zoning in and out of my weekend nights of fear before having to go back to the office Monday and I came across the most interesting thing about Pattaya.

Did you guys know about the: Pattaya Flying Club?

It's the phenomenon of farangs that throw themselves off condos (hence the flying) to end their lives in the most spectacular way. Apparently, the past 2 years there have been quite a number of jumpers:

https://www.nationthailand.com/blogs...neral/40038653

https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand...o-their-deaths

I mean, obviously some of these cases, they might have been pushed, or thrown over, but still. The point is that there seems to be a number of foreigners that go to Thailand to die. Digging in deeper to all this, I found a reddit thread where people spoke about one of my fav movies ever, Leaving Las Vegas, where Nic Cage ostensibly does this. He's given up on fighting his demons and his depression and his addictions and just wants to go out with a bang. Maybe that's what some of these jumpers are doing. I mean, if you got to go, why not go with a bang?

Granted, a lot of it has to do with the farangs running out of money because apparently their Thai girlfriends or wives wipe them clean financially. But that can't be true, just can't be true. Cause if it was true then why do more and more farang dudes show up to shack up with Thai chicks then? That's the very definition of insanity ain't it? Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result.

Also, idiot backpackers, am I right? https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand..._recirculation.

[UglyAzzMan]

Baccarat last night. Girls were uninspiring.

Is the Special on Walk Street before 9,pm a thing of the past. I'm not getting the 55 cola price anymore.

Baccarat Cola last night was 95 baht at845 pm.

[Mr Enternational]

There was an Aussie who own restaurant called Lone Star on Soi Lengee who use to own told Windmill originally had his hand in a number of clubs on LK, prior to COVID I use to see him come and go but after COVID not.

I think he still does own Windmill. Last time I saw him was a couple of years ago. I was messing with the cashier at Windmill and went to surprise her at work. When I was trying to pull on Windmill's door. He came out from the Windmill across and said they were in the midst of doing renovations and to come into that one. That happened to be the side the chicked worked in anyway. I told him that we are still waiting for him to open Lone Star again.

[Werqweq]

What a worthless post this was. Its filler, pillow material like this that brings this thread down. No one likes fiction, its painful to read. Where are the girls in pattaya? This poster states "anywhere and everywhere". This post should have been flagged as unnecessary and uninformative.

Sometimes you need to have followed the forums for a while for some posts to make sense or understand the humour.

[UglyAzzMan]

Quite the Commotion on Soi 6 at 7. 20 pm Sunday night.

A moo daeng type girl was chasing a BBC towards Beach Road. The little Hippo was wearing a police type outfit and so we're her Pals.

She chased in Barefoot do was mega Angry. Anyone know what the BBC did.

I'm thinking not that big of a deal as Security was not on it. Hahaha.

[LittleBigMan]

A few months back I can't remember the banner which covers the front of Shark prior to the opening.

This group owns the following, Skyfall, Lighthouse, Bliss or now Kaboom, Chicks, Farenhelt, Palace, not sure 79?

Prior to COVID l, there was an GoGo, called Panda location same as XS, they had a booth in the middle of club VIP, as far as I know there was no membership, I see these at 79, Shark, Chicks, can't remember where I saw a sign said reserved 10,000 baht?

There is also a group of guys that own / invest a bunch of clubs together LK, Destiny, Paradise, Catch Me location. There was an Aussie who own restaurant called Lone Star on Soi Lengee who use to own told Windmill originally had his hand in a number of clubs on LK, prior to COVID I use to see him come and go but after COVID not.