Sao Paulo Reports

[Kazeu]

What tyrese1 experienced at Scandallo is disconcerting. I've never heard of anything like that happening anywhere in any country. Wondering what other people think. Is this a normal ocurrence? Or just a one off?

Wednesday, 3/19.

Decided on this night to get a bottle + table at Scandallo. The place was even more packed than yesterday with dozens of girls walking past the red couch every few minutes. I invited a few girls over to my table to drink (big mistake) and chatted them up. We were all dancing and a few other guys asked if they could join in. I was fine with that because there was no way I'the be taking all of these girls to the room anyways. The waiter moved our party to the table on the side with the couches. There were 8 girls drinking with all of us but I had my eyes on 2 of them. I asked one of them how much and she said are $2000 again (LOL wtf) so I tried to negotiate her down to are $1500 and she didn't budge at all. This is where things started to get ugly. I told her to leave and she said she wanted a tip. I gave her are $50 bill and told her it was nice meeting her. She looked at me and said "baby, it's not enough. " Huh? She then said she wanted are $1000 for her and her friend spending time at my table. I said no but she refused to leave. I told one of the security guards the situation and he said to pay or else they would kick me out. What the actual fuck. I thought tipping culture wasn't that big in Brazil. Why would I give you almost $200 USD in tips just for you partying with me? The security guard said I had 5 minutes to give her the money. I just said whatever and gave them are $1000. The other girls wanted tips too but security escorted them from my table, thankfully. I had never had this happen to me before, I was disgusted by the whole situation. I went down to the reception to explain the whole situation but they said there's nothing they could do. I just paid for the are $300 consumption + bottle and got the fuck out of there.

[The Cane]

You would never have any issue with a taxi driver if they take you where you ask.

Kickbacks happen (worldwide) when they redirect you somewhere else. Scandallo doesn't need a shady practice like this.

And when you call a taxi from Uber it's an Uber transaction. They have to be on their best behavior if they want to keep that gig.

You are def overthinking things and have nothing to worry about.

I used Uber Black a lot during my last trip and it worked great. Reliable and inexpensive. I also used taxis as well with no problems and even had a taxi driver in Sampa who I put on retainer. Again willing to share his contact info by PM with anyone interested in a reliable, honest, English-speaking taxi driver in Sao Paulo.

[Steve 9696]

Thanks Steve (again!) - so you've had no issues going to Scandello etc via taxi, then having issues with the club because the taxi driver goes in asking for his cut?

You would never have any issue with a taxi driver if they take you where you ask.

Kickbacks happen (worldwide) when they redirect you somewhere else. Scandallo doesn't need a shady practice like this.

And when you call a taxi from Uber it's an Uber transaction. They have to be on their best behavior if they want to keep that gig.

You are def overthinking things and have nothing to worry about.

[The Cane]

For my next trip, I'm probably just going to stick to Casarao and check out some other small boates. There are too many scams at Scandallo and the vibe just isn't there. Don't get me wrong, the girls are very hot and I would love to fuck them but I won't disrespect myself by paying more than the going rate. Definitely going to focus on learning more Portuguese and plan to come back sometime around November, maybe during Formula 1 weekend who knows. I am open to any tips / tricks you guys might have for my next trip. I definitely will be back, there's no question. Can't go out like that.

Man it's painful to read how you guys are royally fucking up and coming to the wrong conclusions. Nothing resembling a "scam" has ever happened to me at Scandallo, and I never paid a tute there a "demand tip" just because she asked for one (rare for them to ask too). And for security to be on their side? Something isn't adding up and passing the smell test here. I have not read about so many rookie fuck ups in such a short period of time since I don't know when, including trying to tip someone with $3 USD (slaps forehead). How incredibly uninformed! Anyway "scam" def is not a word I would use to describe the atmosphere at Scandallo. I don't know what it was you were doing wrong, but it was something. I've been around the world and back and know Scandallo is no place to be avoided. If one has the coin then one needs to go. Because it's the baddest puta palace on the planet!

[The Cane]

I guess the girls stay home on Sunday. If you are not picky then theres enough for you to have snatch something up. I am here for two and half weeks so I took a lost for a better gain today. Interesting observation. You don't need to dress up when you come to sao paulo. It's a very casual dress environment. The music sucks be prepared for that. All you need is the willingness to pay $90 or more and you are an instant star with the ladies. Since I am a boss theres more questions. Sunday options besides casarao? Does casarao pick back up on Monday?

They don't ask questions. They take charge.

[Tyrese1]

Quoted me are $2000.

Sorry, I just realized the formatting for the quotes isn't right. For the numbers, it should be like "are $2000" or "2000 reais" just FYI.

[Blakman]

I guess the girls stay home on Sunday. If you are not picky then theres enough for you to have snatch something up. I am here for two and half weeks so I took a lost for a better gain today. Interesting observation. You don't need to dress up when you come to sao paulo. It's a very casual dress environment. The music sucks be prepared for that. All you need is the willingness to pay $90 or more and you are an instant star with the ladies. Since I am a boss theres more questions. Sunday options besides casarao? Does casarao pick back up on Monday?

[Tyrese1]

I just got back recently from São Paulo and my first ever trip to Brazil. It was not a good trip. I definitely made some mistakes but now I know what I need to work on so that my next trip to SP is even better.

Tuesday, 3/18.

Before this day, I just spent the first few days sight seeing and checking out all the tourist spots. The food was really good too, definitely better than Colombian food that's for sure. I noticed that the people in Brazil will greet you more often than other countries I've been to. A simple "bom DIA" or "boa tarde" was heard multiple times a day. That would never happen in the States or even in Mexico. On Tuesday, I get to Scandallo at 6 pm to make sure I beat the $100 cover few after 7. I saw about 30-40 girls and the club wasn't open yet, just the restaurant and a small section of the outdoor patio. I go to the bar to order a cocktail and just chill for a bit, scope out the talent. I learned quickly that the girls aren't allowed to use their phones while working, which was refreshing to see. However, many of them were just standing around the bar / restaurant waiting for guys to approach them. I guess this may be different in Brazil but the strip clubs I've been to in Mexico and Colombia the girls pounce on you as soon as you walk in. It's whatever though. I finish my drink then order dinner. Got some fish with rice and salad, and it was very good. While I was eating, a slim brunette approached me and asked if I wanted her company. Had a cute face but I politely declined. I asked the waiter what time does the club open and he replied usually at 9-10 pm so I was chilling for a bit. Another girl approached me few minutes later asking if she could sit down. She had blonde hair and a nice big booty, I said yes please do. She spoke near perfect English and told me she had been working at Scandallo for 2 years now. About 20 minutes pass and she is asking me to go to the room. Quoted me are $2000. I wasn't expecting that high of a quote because we were definitely vibing and having a good time. Oh well, onto the next. I go to the club and notice it is starting to get packed. Kept walking and saw where the outdoor patio was located. It was packed over there so I did a quick lap to scope out the talent. I get the hype of this place now, so many beautiful women and you can fuck almost any of them whenever you want. I was a little hesitant to approach because I don't speak Portuguese at all, maybe like 50 words / phrases max. I chatted up a few girls outside with the help of my handy friend, Goog Trans. A lot of these girls were pushing me to go up to the room so fast that I was kind of turned off by it. They also quoted me are $2000 and one even said are $3000 lmao gtfo out of here. Isn't the best part of Scandallo supposed to be just chilling with a girl for 2-3 hours then fucking them after? I sensed that a few of these girls were sharks just trying to suck your money quick and move onto the next. I understand why because these girls don't make any money from drinks. Anyways, it was around 11 pm and I decided to call it early and head out to Casarao. Got there at around 1 am and the bar was packed. Some girls looked like they could work at Scandallo. I approached this brunette with a big booty that kept eye fucking me. We chatted for a bit and she told me are $400 for an hour. I was shocked because I thought she would say like are $1000 or something like that. She was one of the baddest girls at the bar too. Off we went. Great BBBJ and she let me finish in her mouth. I go home after that because I was tired.

Wednesday, 3/19.

Decided on this night to get a bottle + table at Scandallo. The place was even more packed than yesterday with dozens of girls walking past the red couch every few minutes. I invited a few girls over to my table to drink (big mistake) and chatted them up. We were all dancing and a few other guys asked if they could join in. I was fine with that because there was no way I'the be taking all of these girls to the room anyways. The waiter moved our party to the table on the side with the couches. There were 8 girls drinking with all of us but I had my eyes on 2 of them. I asked one of them how much and she said are $2000 again (LOL wtf) so I tried to negotiate her down to are $1500 and she didn't budge at all. This is where things started to get ugly. I told her to leave and she said she wanted a tip. I gave her are $50 bill and told her it was nice meeting her. She looked at me and said "baby, it's not enough. " Huh? She then said she wanted are $1000 for her and her friend spending time at my table. I said no but she refused to leave. I told one of the security guards the situation and he said to pay or else they would kick me out. What the actual fuck. I thought tipping culture wasn't that big in Brazil. Why would I give you almost $200 USD in tips just for you partying with me? The security guard said I had 5 minutes to give her the money. I just said whatever and gave them are $1000. The other girls wanted tips too but security escorted them from my table, thankfully. I had never had this happen to me before, I was disgusted by the whole situation. I went down to the reception to explain the whole situation but they said there's nothing they could do. I just paid for the are $300 consumption + bottle and got the fuck out of there. Went to Casarao and had a few nice sessions, are $500 each for an hour. I could have negotiated down to are $350 but I just wanted to fuck and get all this stress out of my system. After I was done, I went home around 4 am.

Thursday, 3/20.

After seeing what happened last night, I told myself I was only going to entertain girls that I wanted to take up to the room. My 3rd day at Scandallo and I still haven't fucked at this point. I get there again before 7 pm and saw a nice big booty girl sitting at the bar. Chatted her up for a bit, she told me it was only her 2nd day working here. Instead of asking her how much, I just told her are $1000 and let's go to the room. She said yes and off we went. She took my dick like a champ and even let me do anal for a few minutes at the end. I got her WhatsApp / Insta after to keep in touch and then went back down to the club. I saw the girls that asked me for a tip last night, we made brief eye contact, and they even tried to smile at me LOL I didn't smile back obviously. Fucking scummy bitches. Met a few girls throughout the night but something I realized is that a lot of these girls will treat you badly if they notice you are a tourist. They don't pay attention to what you're saying, they will ask you to buy them drinks every 10-20 minutes, etc. I guess the treatment is better when you speak fluent Portuguese but this part turned me off so much that I was thinking about just giving up and going home. Then, I saw this half Polish and half Brazilian girl walking by the arcade room. I stopped her and she had the biggest smile on her face. We ended up talking at the outdoor patio for a good 2 hours, she didn't ask for any drinks, and we were making out a lot. She quoted me are $1500 and when I countered with are $1000, she just got up and left LOL. Absolutely insane that you can have great chemistry one minute but then it all goes to shit once you lowball these girls even slightly lmao. I thought the going rate at Scandallo was are $1000-are $1200.am I doing something wrong? I don't think I am. I left the club at 1 am to go to Casarao one last time. I could not walk in there, it was jam packed wall to wall. I decided to go downstairs to check out the other bar + lounge area. Lots of girls to choose from. I ended up taking this black chick that looked like Rihanna with her hair. She quoted me are $700/ hour and wouldn't budge. I said ok that's fine but you let me cum on your face and swallow all of it. She happily obliged. My flight was early Friday morning so I went back at 3 am to pack for tomorrow.

For my next trip, I'm probably just going to stick to Casarao and check out some other small boates. There are too many scams at Scandallo and the vibe just isn't there. Don't get me wrong, the girls are very hot and I would love to fuck them but I won't disrespect myself by paying more than the going rate. Definitely going to focus on learning more Portuguese and plan to come back sometime around November, maybe during Formula 1 weekend who knows. I am open to any tips / tricks you guys might have for my next trip. I definitely will be back, there's no question. Can't go out like that.

[SamaRiding]

I didn't have brazillian currency but she had a credit card machine. I went through the process but was nervous using my credit card?

I'm sure you noticed by now that US dollars are not commonly used in Brazil. Most guys withdraw Reals from bank ATMs which is very safe and gets close to market exchange rates. Boates usually allow you to charge the girl cost with an extra charge of 10%. Money issues have discussed numerous times on this forum, which you can search for.

[JB238]

Uber is easiest. Just call it. It's cheap. But pro tip. In the Uber app you can call a a taxi. Do this when traffic is heavy. The taxis can use the bus lane which saves a huge amount of time when traffic is bad.

Thanks Steve (again!) - so you've had no issues going to Scandello etc via taxi, then having issues with the club because the taxi driver goes in asking for his cut?

[The Cane]

Yesterday I visited Yankin. That place was not for me so I passed on it. Said fuck it let me go back to Tangara. 2nd time around wasn't feeling it so I passed on it also. Probably will not return. But it was great welcome experience. Return to apartment and hit up casarao about 12 am. That place has lots of hot girls without the outrageous price tag. There was a girl I declined previous day cause she said covered blow job. But I wanted to see her phat ass and perfect natural tits. So I went up to her and said 500 brl okay to covered blow job. She was so happy. This signals to me these girls will accept 400 brl 1 HR on a regular. Well most I think til proven wrong. She was from rio. What's also a revelation to me some of the girls wear the same outfit. I was like is that cool or not cool. I didn't have Brazilian currency but she had a credit card machine. I went through the process but was nervous using my credit card. Please respond with assurance or alert. Anyways she was so nice and pleasant. We did a sexy shower together. The other girls was just separate shower. We kissed, and even with a condom the blowjob was damn good. She was really okay with me ramming her throat. I felt she would do the sucking dick forever but I didn't want to run out of time. So I had her ride on top. It was a very good ride. My first Brazilian ride. Then I f*cked doggy. She had surgery marks Above booty. Not sure why cause ass was very natural. She kept saying I am a gud girl but your bad *****. Then we switch to missionary.

I have been going to Brazil for nearly a couple of decades and never had a CBJ. Don't accept a CBJ in Brazil! No need to. And you ask too many questions. Everything you ever needed to know for a trip has already been written. Stop asking so many questions and just do it!

[Steve 9696]

I just read this on a Sao Paulo escort guide website:

"Do not go to any Strip Club or Brothel with a taxi as they charge you min entry fee with no drink. The clubs have to pay TAXI DRIVERS high commission".

I was planning on taking Uber everywhere when I'm there. I'm guessing Uber drivers are fine, but may have issues with normal / local taxis?

Anyone had any issues with this?

Uber is easiest. Just call it. It's cheap. But pro tip. In the Uber app you can call a a taxi. Do this when traffic is heavy. The taxis can use the bus lane which saves a huge amount of time when traffic is bad.

[DonMoscow]

Clinicas. Yankin and Tangara are better with english speaking attendant.

Prime. Went once and had my 200 (along with 700) reals stolen.

Can you share the names of the attendants that spoke English? And What's the name of the one that stole your money?

[Blakman]

Yesterday I visited Yankin. That place was not for me so I passed on it. Said fuck it let me go back to Tangara. 2nd time around wasn't feeling it so I passed on it also. Probably will not return. But it was great welcome experience. Return to apartment and hit up casarao about 12 am. That place has lots of hot girls without the outrageous price tag. There was a girl I declined previous day cause she said covered blow job. But I wanted to see her phat ass and perfect natural tits. So I went up to her and said 500 brl okay to covered blow job. She was so happy. This signals to me these girls will accept 400 brl 1 HR on a regular. Well most I think til proven wrong. She was from rio. What's also a revelation to me some of the girls wear the same outfit. I was like is that cool or not cool. I didn't have brazillian currency but she had a credit card machine. I went through the process but was nervous using my credit card. Please respond with assurance or alert. Anyways she was so nice and pleasant. We did a sexy shower together. The other girls was just separate shower. We kissed, and even with a condom the blowjob was damn good. She was really okay with me ramming her throat. I felt she would do the sucking dick forever but I didn't want to run out of time. So I had her ride on top. It was a very good ride. My first Brazilian ride. Then I f*cked doggy. She had surgery marks Above booty. Not sure why cause ass was very natural. She kept saying I am a gud girl but your bad *****. Then we switch to missionary. I looked in her eyes and she started talking Portuguese and that sent my through the roof and I nutted. Each Brazilian girl have made me nut naturally. Well First didn't but because I wanted to give her a facial.

Questions: Girl from scandallo and girl from tangara ask me if I wanted to go to hot bar. Swinger club. I decline only because I wasn't sure about the price tag going in and also if there's a price tag for the girl going with me. Like what's in it for the girl to ask me to go.

Scandallo? There was a couple girls that look like they could be men. Are they transgender women in scandallo?

[JB238]

I just read this on a Sao Paulo escort guide website:

"Do not go to any Strip Club or Brothel with a taxi as they charge you min entry fee with no drink. The clubs have to pay TAXI DRIVERS high commission".

I was planning on taking Uber everywhere when I'm there. I'm guessing Uber drivers are fine, but may have issues with normal / local taxis?

Anyone had any issues with this?