Pattaya Reports

[EverythingThai]

Thank. I'm one of the realistic posters. We stand strong.

You and I don't agree on a lot, but we both know what is realistic and what isn't and today, it's gone completely mad in the Pattaya section.

There are none. Plain and simple. Strolled into XS Agogo with just elephant pants, sleeveless T shirt, and flip flops. Girls and staff complimented my clothing choice. Awesome new design for Coca Cola cans made especially for ONLY Thailand at that club. Yum!

Not realistic. Do not take this advice. I can't believe it even made it's way onto the forum.

Shark Club. Saw another girl. Model in white lingerie, short haired, almost perfect natural boobs. Butterflies tatted running up on her rib cage. Recognized her from during COVID days. We have a history. She remembered! Smiled at the Punjabi Prince.

Guy next to me thought the smile was for him. He looked blushed. Clearly signs of simpleton. Brown Crown Prince stirred up a conversation with him and built up his courage to buy Miss Butterflies a lady drink. He called waitress over and did. Then when she got off stage, sat in between us, and chit chat with me 90% of the time and 10% for the stranger. Poor sap. LOLz.

Mama San from What's Up came over and asked me if I wanted to BF. I said not my girl. LOLz. She looked disappointed. Remember it's 220 for Hennessy written in Sharpie by the Punjabi Prince. Only OG Vets and Super OG Vets can validate this. It's so easy that Dora the Explorer could do it. But poor Dora can't. LOLz.

And this? Just a complete waste of time to even read. Dont ever do this in Pattaya. I cant believe this made it on the forum as well.

PART 1.

It is in the afternoon. I'm in Soi 6 where I meet an attractive girl. I do not remember the name of the bar. But it is one of the Nightwish bars. It might have been Where Angels Play or Playgirls. I tell the girl that I will return at 9 pm to barfine her longtime. She agrees. Before leaving, I also tell the girl to eat her dinner before 9 pm. I hate it when the girl says she is hungry when we are in my room at midnight. At 9 pm, I return to the bar on Soi 6. Unfortunately, I see her sitting down with a young and handsome guy. I tell the mamasan that I came to barfine the girl and points towards her. The mamasan says, "Cannot. Already have customer. " I tell the mamasan that I have a booking for 9 pm. Again she says, "Cannot. Already have customer. " Then I yell at the mamasan for wasting my time and money and she yells back at me in Thai. I don't care. In Pattaya, I'm an asshole. You have to be if you want to survive in Sin City.

Never do this in Pattaya or you may find yourself getting the ever living shit kicked out of you by soi 6 security. We have seen it time and time again. Don't listen to this punter either.

PART 2.

At around 5 am, the girl wakes up and goes to the bathroom to brush her teeth. Why is she brushing her teeth at 5 am? When she's done, she returns to the bed. So I also go to the bathroom and brush my teeth also. When I return to the bed, I start French kissing her because she asked for it. She does not resist. Resistance is futile. I put on a condom and try to get on top of her. This time, she beats me to it and she gets on top of me. While I do not like this position, it gives me a great chance to play with her natural and perky breasts. After a few minutes, I get on top of her and start pounding away. Again, she screams in apparent pain. And yet again, I cannot come and my dick goes limp. We fall asleep for the nth time.

It is around 9 am. The girl gets up and is standing on the side of the bed. Maybe she wants to leave? I tell her boom boom. I expect her to say no. But she complies and starts sucking on my dick. I put on a condom and again try to enter her missionary style. This time, she says that it hurts and she wants me to fuck her from behind. As I try to enter her from behind, my dick goes limp again. Yes, my dick is really kaput and I really have erectile dysfunction. It is the end of the road. Time for her to go home.

I sit her down on the bed and ask her. Did you enjoy our time together? She says she didn't like me fucking her four times. She also says that she doesn't like kissing customers. Baby, I'm not your customer. I'm your "new boyfriend" now. And baby, it's not work if you enjoy it. I notice that there is a red stain on the bed sheet on her side of the bed. I ask her. Do you have menstruation? She says her menstruation will start tomorrow. But to me, it looks like that it already has started. I give her 4,000 Baht and she leaves.

About five days later, I return to Red Point bar to barfine the girl again. This time, she flat-out refuses and looks really angry. It is obvious to me that she hates me now. I ask her do you still have menstruation. She says yes. But I do not believe her. To me, it looked like that she was actively looking for customers, just not me.

What is the moral of the story? Do not fuck the girl four times in one night if you ever want to fuck her again. She will hate you for it.

And whatever you do. On top of his not wanting this poor girl to eat, don't ever behave like this and then stupidly go back and ask her to go with you again. This guy is lucky 10 girls didn't get together and jump on him. 10 pairs of high hells kicking you won't feel very pleasant.

I agree. Most of the girls I saw at walking street and the beach road area were below par. My budget for st is 1000 /- where in pattaya can I good looking babes?

I want to do MMF threesome in pattaya. How do I find a guy join me?

Then there is this guy wanting 1000 Baht ST on walking street from quality girls working in go go barS. This is not realistic and do not read this as being even remotely possible. He also wants a a threesome.

For this punter, what he needs to understand is what he thinks is quality could be sheer ugliness to another punter. What he also needs to understand is that Pattaya is not the twilight zone. I would recommend he goes to a gents club or use Thai Friendly. Then he can window shop until his hearts content and get what he wants in his price range.

[SubCmdr]

Some folks take pride and call themselves an expert while merely regurgitating all the stuff that's been written here for more than 15 years. Some of us were standing out side at closing time at all sorts of bars starting 40 years ago. Common sense is not rocket science, unless you are trying to pump up your own reputation as a whatever.

I and the others would appreciate it if you would name who you think are the experts on Pattaya that are posting here. A list provided by you so we can examine their posts directly would be extremely helpful.

Thank you in advance!

[EverythingThai]

PART 1.

It is in the afternoon. I'm in Soi 6 where I meet an attractive girl. I do not remember the name of the bar. But it is one of the Nightwish bars. It might have been Where Angels Play or Playgirls. I tell the girl that I will return at 9 pm to barfine her longtime. She agrees. Before leaving, I also tell the girl to eat her dinner before 9 pm. I hate it when the girl says she is hungry when we are in my room at midnight.

At 9 pm, I return to the bar on Soi 6. Unfortunately, I see her sitting down with a young and handsome guy. I tell the mamasan that I came to barfine the girl and points towards her. The mamasan says, "Cannot. Already have customer. " I tell the mamasan that I have a booking for 9 pm. Again she says, "Cannot. Already have customer. " Then I yell at the mamasan for wasting my time and money and she yells back at me in Thai. I don't care. In Pattaya, I'm an asshole. You have to be if you want to survive in Sin City.

In fury, I leave the Nightwish bar and start pacing up and down Soi 6. I'm in front of Red Point Bar when I see a girl smiling at me. I approach her and get straight to the point. I ask her longtime ok? She says yes. I ask her how much for her. She says 5,000 Baht. Then, I tell her it's 1,000 Baht for the bar and 4,000 Baht for you. Then, she says, "Yes, 4,000 Baht. Sorry. " Did the girl just try to overcharge me? Ok, I'm going to fuck you four times tonight for trying to overcharge me. Maybe I made a mistake saying 4,000 Baht. Anyway, I pay the bar 1,000 Baht and then we take a Bolt taxi to LK Metro where we enter Top Gun Agogo, my favorite agogo. It's a great agogo to acquire more depression, if you ain't depressed enough. I wouldn't recommend going there every day. But sometimes, I stay for hours over one drink and they never kick me out or pressure me to spend money on lady drinks. At Top Gun Agogo, they have two dancers that are totally naked on the stage. I can tell that my Red Point girl is very uncomfortable with what she is seeing on the stage. While, it is not my intention to test her, I know right then that she is not going to make me happy tonight.

At the hotel. Round 1. Nothing special. Actually, either my dick is kaput or I have erectile dysfunction. I cannot come and I go limp after five minutes. The time is a little after midnight. The girl goes to the bathroom to pee and when she comes out, she says, "I'm hungry. " WTF! It's all the Nightwish girl's fault for ditching me for the young and handsome guy. Anyway, I tell the girl I have no food. Then, she says she can order Grab Food on her phone. She finds a menu item and shows it to me. It is 125 Baht including delivery. I suppose she showed it to me because she expects me to pay for it. But girl, your hunger is your problem, not my problem. I am an asshole. I barfined you to fuck you. I didn't barfine you to feed you. While I do not want to pay for her food, I just say ok to her because I do not wish to argue over 125 Baht. Over an hour later after 1 am, the food arrives but the delivery driver cannot come up to the room because the hotel clerk won't allow it. So I have to get dressed and go downstairs to receive her food from the driver.

I let the girl eat in peace. When she is done, she lies down on the bed in order to sleep. Girl, don't you dare think that I'm going to allow you to sleep after paying for your 125 Baht food. I put on a condom and get on top of her and start fucking her furiously. The girl starts screaming in apparent pain. Once again, I cannot come and my dick goes limp after a short while. Eventually, we both fall asleep.

To be continued.

There is no such thing as a booking on Soi 6. Even if the girl agrees to meet you later, if another punter comes in before you, you will be forgotten. Secondly I have no words to say about this punter's behavior. The way to get what you want from a bar girl is not this. Hey guys, if you want a bar girl to fuck you 4 times and want to fuck you 4 times, just do the complete opposite of what this guy did and you will get what you want.

[Mr Enternational]

Really? I was one of the first people on this forum to deploy the tactics he mentionned: being outside a gogo before or after working hours about 15 years ago.

I used to say go to the Bookow market food court at 5 pm. All the LK Metro gogo chicks would be there in their pajamas getting food before work. Most guys would not see them the same because in that setting they just look like the regular chicks that they are.

[Gloryjack]

I agree. Most of the girls I saw at walking street and the beach road area were below par. My budget for st is 1000 /- where in pattaya can I good looking babes?

88.8% of Soi 6 girls are not attractive. It really limits their Earning Potential.

88.8% of Walking Street are not attractive.

98.8% of beach road girls are not attractive.

[UglyAzzMan]

What? Could it be true? An Indian club in Pattaya with no customers and ugly girls. Not luxurious Ha ha.

Anyways, all joking aside, I have been to some of these Indian clubs. Most of them are quite good and if you go at the right time, there are some hot chicks there. But posts like this just make us look at a more realistic PATTAYA. Experiences coming from real people on the ground in country who know what they are talking about like you. So everyone who reads certain posts about experiences in PATTAYA should take some posts with a grain of salt and believe posts like the above from PISTON as they are more realistic.

Thank. I'm one of the realistic posters. We stand strong.

[UglyAzzMan]

Smart girls who work in gogo's also freelance. Dumb girls follow the rules of the gogo bars who treat them like a pimp treats his slaves.

My take is that you free the girl by screwing over the gogo. I'm not a fan of the pimping labeled as gogo bars. They add nothing. Better just have a second soi 6. Soi 6 girls can also make more money than gogo girls since soi 6 is more relaxed and girls end their shift earlier.

88.8% of Soi 6 girls are not attractive. It really limits their Earning Potential.

88.8% of Walking Street are not attractive.

98.8% of beach road girls are not attractive.

[Mr Enternational]

Burger King prices same on WS as RGP.

If you go to the Burger King on Sukhumvit, you will see a dramatic drop in prices from Beach Rd and Walking Street.

[Nyezhov]

Really? I was one of the first people on this forum to deploy the tactics he mentionned: being outside a gogo before or after working hours about 15 years ago. You really think this is new to me? Give me a break. I was just lazy and had too many other leads to bother doing that on this occasion here.

Some folks take pride and call themselves an expert while merely regurgitating all the stuff that's been written here for more than 15 years. Some of us were standing out side at closing time at all sorts of bars starting 40 years ago. Common sense is not rocket science, unless you are trying to pump up your own reputation as a whatever.

[EverythingThai]

Really? I was one of the first people on this forum to deploy the tactics he mentionned: being outside a gogo before or after working hours about 15 years ago. You really think this is new to me? Give me a break. I was just lazy and had too many other leads to bother doing that on this occasion here.

If you want to stand outside a bar before and after it opens and closes, all the power to you. However, who wants to waste time doing that. If you don't want to give business to the bars in Pattaya, it's very simple, don't go. There are plenty of options to find girls who are freelancers.

Smart girls who work in gogo's also freelance. Dumb girls follow the rules of the gogo bars who treat them like a pimp treats his slaves.

My take is that you free the girl by screwing over the gogo. I'm not a fan of the pimping labeled as gogo bars. They add nothing. Better just have a second soi 6. Soi 6 girls can also make more money than gogo girls since soi 6 is more relaxed and girls end their shift earlier.

Did I not say the same thing? You can and will most likely find some of the same bar girls freelancing after their shifts at the bar or freelancing on Thai Friendly in between contracts. What I'm saying is there is not need to troll outside of bars to find them. In my opinion that is just not realistic anymore when we have technology such as TF, Line, Facebook, Tinder and so on.

[Pistons]

Smart girls who work in gogo's also freelance. Dumb girls follow the rules of the gogo bars who treat them like a pimp treats his slaves.

My take is that you free the girl by screwing over the gogo. I'm not a fan of the pimping labeled as gogo bars. They add nothing. Better just have a second soi 6. Soi 6 girls can also make more money than gogo girls since soi 6 is more relaxed and girls end their shift earlier.

[EverythingThai]

Not very luxury. Free entry to those Indian night clubs on WS. I walked in and out of 3 or 4 of them. Both vert underwhelming especially in the girls department. Mainly just hard leftovers. Read 2's and 3's out of 10. Maybe one of them were full also, otherwise alot of empty tables. At least 2 of them were really big though, and fancy new interior.

What? Could it be true? An Indian club in Pattaya with no customers and ugly girls. Not luxurious Ha ha.

Anyways, all joking aside, I have been to some of these Indian clubs. Most of them are quite good and if you go at the right time, there are some hot chicks there. But posts like this just make us look at a more realistic PATTAYA. Experiences coming from real people on the ground in country who know what they are talking about like you. So everyone who reads certain posts about experiences in PATTAYA should take some posts with a grain of salt and believe posts like the above from PISTON as they are more realistic.

[EverythingThai]

Yeah, should have done that. I did try my best to lure her to a ST outside of working ours, but it didn't work during work hours at least.

Maybe that experience should enlighten you regarding the poster's advice you have commented on. It is not realistic to think that a girl working in a go go bar will purposely try to discourage customers to not pay for the services in the bar such as lady drinks and bar fines. They would not even have a job in a Pattaya club if they consistently did this. If you don't want to buy lady drinks and pay bar fines, then find girls on Thai Friendly, go to a walking street club like Republic or insomnia, go to beach road, and so on. Thais where the girl would be if she wanted to hook up with punters who dont go to bars right ?

For more affordable options in Pattaya bars, go to gents clubs and beer bars. The prices for everything are much more reasonable. Why? Because they don't have huge overheads as walking street is geared for tourists who mostly don't care about prices. If you want to debate this, so be it. But you won't win. Why? Because many of these clubs stay open so they must be making money. Meaning customers pay. Example, Pin Up and XS.

So, in the end, the advice given by the OP is not realistic advice for anyone to follow. Dont waste your time trolling outside bars to talk to the girls coming to work. Your time will be better spent by contacting real FLs. If you go to a club on walking street such as insomnia, you might see that same girl there or even on Thai Friendly. Then you will know she is game for meeting you outside the club. These girls often stop working bars and become freelancers part time before they go back to working another 10 day contract. Thats when you should spend time trying to talk with them to meet them. Not trolling outside bars and go-gos when they are there to work

[EverythingThai]

It's a good way down Jomtien, what will you do if you want to leave and go to Central Pattaya?

Call a bolt like everyone else does who lives in Jomtien or drive your rented scooter.

Are the owners going to ensure a good supply of good looking girls on-site 24 hours a day?

I guess you think not even though you have not been there. The best way to find out is to book or wait for someone to post a review after their stay. But you have no idea so you should not be so negative. It's better not to make assumptions. Also beauty is in the eye of the beholder. This group owns camel toe. Whenever I have been in there it has been packed with punters. However, I would not touch any of the girls in there with another punter's dick let alone my own. Why is it so busy?

Is the promised van service going to to available whenever you want to go where you want?

With Bolt being so readily available, who cares. I'm sure it won't be 24 hours. The fact that it is available for a certain schedule everyday is already a good thing.

Will girls travel all the way here if you try to hook up?

I think the answer is obviously "yes". There are thousands of expats and tourists living in Jomtien and they are consistently getting girls to go to their places from bars and girls as FLs also go to their places. This comment is coming from someone who may not have been to Pattaya I think. If they have been, I can't imagine why they think Jomtien is in the middle of nowhere and nobody goes there.

Why would I stay here a minimum of 14 days?

The answer to this is easy. The rates are very good compared to hotels and air b and b with the added convenience of having a gents club on site open 24 hours and daily drink packages for 750 Baht for all you can drink. No issues with not being guest friendly and so on. Of course short term tourist is not the target customer for this place, but the minimum 14 days stay is only temporary. Eventually it will be bright down to daily after it’s opened. The fact that it’s almost fully booked for the next few weeks leads me to remove there are many tourists who come for more than a day or two that will be wanting to stay here.

IMHO if you have not experienced a place, you can't give a review of it until you have been there yourself or read many other negative reviews. I myself will give it try for 2 weeks. Then I will post a real review. In the meantime, I hope I have contributed some more realistic opinions.

[Downandup]

What is this I'm seeing about a full on brothel gentlemen's club FKK style resort type hotel kinda place in Pattaya?

Count me out, when I first saw this I was thinking how could this work in Pattaya, it's not like those private resorts in the Dominican Republic that fly in East European escorts for a long weekend. This "resort" should have opened last Wednesday, I wonder if everything is ready. It's the same group that runs gentsclub.com and have started buying up gents clubs in Darkside, Pattaya, Pratumnack and Jomtien.

It's a good way down Jomtien, what will you do if you want to leave and go to Central Pattaya?

Are the owners going to ensure a good supply of good looking girls on-site 24 hours a day?

Is the promised van service going to to available whenever you want to go where you want?

Will girls travel all the way here if you try to hook up?

Why would I stay here a minimum of 14 days?