Pattaya Reports

[SubCmdr]

Some folks take pride and call themselves an expert while merely regurgitating all the stuff that's been written here for more than 15 years. Some of us were standing out side at closing time at all sorts of bars starting 40 years ago. Common sense is not rocket science, unless you are trying to pump up your own reputation as a whatever.

I and the others would appreciate it if you would name who you think are the experts on Pattaya that are posting here. A list provided by you so we can examine their posts directly would be extremely helpful.

Thank you in advance!

[EverythingThai]

PART 1.

It is in the afternoon. I'm in Soi 6 where I meet an attractive girl. I do not remember the name of the bar. But it is one of the Nightwish bars. It might have been Where Angels Play or Playgirls. I tell the girl that I will return at 9 pm to barfine her longtime. She agrees. Before leaving, I also tell the girl to eat her dinner before 9 pm. I hate it when the girl says she is hungry when we are in my room at midnight.

At 9 pm, I return to the bar on Soi 6. Unfortunately, I see her sitting down with a young and handsome guy. I tell the mamasan that I came to barfine the girl and points towards her. The mamasan says, "Cannot. Already have customer. " I tell the mamasan that I have a booking for 9 pm. Again she says, "Cannot. Already have customer. " Then I yell at the mamasan for wasting my time and money and she yells back at me in Thai. I don't care. In Pattaya, I'm an asshole. You have to be if you want to survive in Sin City.

In fury, I leave the Nightwish bar and start pacing up and down Soi 6. I'm in front of Red Point Bar when I see a girl smiling at me. I approach her and get straight to the point. I ask her longtime ok? She says yes. I ask her how much for her. She says 5,000 Baht. Then, I tell her it's 1,000 Baht for the bar and 4,000 Baht for you. Then, she says, "Yes, 4,000 Baht. Sorry. " Did the girl just try to overcharge me? Ok, I'm going to fuck you four times tonight for trying to overcharge me. Maybe I made a mistake saying 4,000 Baht. Anyway, I pay the bar 1,000 Baht and then we take a Bolt taxi to LK Metro where we enter Top Gun Agogo, my favorite agogo. It's a great agogo to acquire more depression, if you ain't depressed enough. I wouldn't recommend going there every day. But sometimes, I stay for hours over one drink and they never kick me out or pressure me to spend money on lady drinks. At Top Gun Agogo, they have two dancers that are totally naked on the stage. I can tell that my Red Point girl is very uncomfortable with what she is seeing on the stage. While, it is not my intention to test her, I know right then that she is not going to make me happy tonight.

At the hotel. Round 1. Nothing special. Actually, either my dick is kaput or I have erectile dysfunction. I cannot come and I go limp after five minutes. The time is a little after midnight. The girl goes to the bathroom to pee and when she comes out, she says, "I'm hungry. " WTF! It's all the Nightwish girl's fault for ditching me for the young and handsome guy. Anyway, I tell the girl I have no food. Then, she says she can order Grab Food on her phone. She finds a menu item and shows it to me. It is 125 Baht including delivery. I suppose she showed it to me because she expects me to pay for it. But girl, your hunger is your problem, not my problem. I am an asshole. I barfined you to fuck you. I didn't barfine you to feed you. While I do not want to pay for her food, I just say ok to her because I do not wish to argue over 125 Baht. Over an hour later after 1 am, the food arrives but the delivery driver cannot come up to the room because the hotel clerk won't allow it. So I have to get dressed and go downstairs to receive her food from the driver.

I let the girl eat in peace. When she is done, she lies down on the bed in order to sleep. Girl, don't you dare think that I'm going to allow you to sleep after paying for your 125 Baht food. I put on a condom and get on top of her and start fucking her furiously. The girl starts screaming in apparent pain. Once again, I cannot come and my dick goes limp after a short while. Eventually, we both fall asleep.

To be continued.

There is no such thing as a booking on Soi 6. Even if the girl agrees to meet you later, if another punter comes in before you, you will be forgotten. Secondly I have no words to say about this punter's behavior. The way to get what you want from a bar girl is not this. Hey guys, if you want a bar girl to fuck you 4 times and want to fuck you 4 times, just do the complete opposite of what this guy did and you will get what you want.

[Mr Enternational]

Really? I was one of the first people on this forum to deploy the tactics he mentionned: being outside a gogo before or after working hours about 15 years ago.

I used to say go to the Bookow market food court at 5 pm. All the LK Metro gogo chicks would be there in their pajamas getting food before work. Most guys would not see them the same because in that setting they just look like the regular chicks that they are.

[Gloryjack]

I agree. Most of the girls I saw at walking street and the beach road area were below par. My budget for st is 1000 /- where in pattaya can I good looking babes?

88.8% of Soi 6 girls are not attractive. It really limits their Earning Potential.

88.8% of Walking Street are not attractive.

98.8% of beach road girls are not attractive.

[UglyAzzMan]

What? Could it be true? An Indian club in Pattaya with no customers and ugly girls. Not luxurious Ha ha.

Anyways, all joking aside, I have been to some of these Indian clubs. Most of them are quite good and if you go at the right time, there are some hot chicks there. But posts like this just make us look at a more realistic PATTAYA. Experiences coming from real people on the ground in country who know what they are talking about like you. So everyone who reads certain posts about experiences in PATTAYA should take some posts with a grain of salt and believe posts like the above from PISTON as they are more realistic.

Thank. I'm one of the realistic posters. We stand strong.

[UglyAzzMan]

Smart girls who work in gogo's also freelance. Dumb girls follow the rules of the gogo bars who treat them like a pimp treats his slaves.

My take is that you free the girl by screwing over the gogo. I'm not a fan of the pimping labeled as gogo bars. They add nothing. Better just have a second soi 6. Soi 6 girls can also make more money than gogo girls since soi 6 is more relaxed and girls end their shift earlier.

88.8% of Soi 6 girls are not attractive. It really limits their Earning Potential.

88.8% of Walking Street are not attractive.

98.8% of beach road girls are not attractive.

[Mr Enternational]

Burger King prices same on WS as RGP.

If you go to the Burger King on Sukhumvit, you will see a dramatic drop in prices from Beach Rd and Walking Street.

[Nyezhov]

Really? I was one of the first people on this forum to deploy the tactics he mentionned: being outside a gogo before or after working hours about 15 years ago. You really think this is new to me? Give me a break. I was just lazy and had too many other leads to bother doing that on this occasion here.

Some folks take pride and call themselves an expert while merely regurgitating all the stuff that's been written here for more than 15 years. Some of us were standing out side at closing time at all sorts of bars starting 40 years ago. Common sense is not rocket science, unless you are trying to pump up your own reputation as a whatever.

[EverythingThai]

Really? I was one of the first people on this forum to deploy the tactics he mentionned: being outside a gogo before or after working hours about 15 years ago. You really think this is new to me? Give me a break. I was just lazy and had too many other leads to bother doing that on this occasion here.

If you want to stand outside a bar before and after it opens and closes, all the power to you. However, who wants to waste time doing that. If you don't want to give business to the bars in Pattaya, it's very simple, don't go. There are plenty of options to find girls who are freelancers.

Smart girls who work in gogo's also freelance. Dumb girls follow the rules of the gogo bars who treat them like a pimp treats his slaves.

My take is that you free the girl by screwing over the gogo. I'm not a fan of the pimping labeled as gogo bars. They add nothing. Better just have a second soi 6. Soi 6 girls can also make more money than gogo girls since soi 6 is more relaxed and girls end their shift earlier.

Did I not say the same thing? You can and will most likely find some of the same bar girls freelancing after their shifts at the bar or freelancing on Thai Friendly in between contracts. What I'm saying is there is not need to troll outside of bars to find them. In my opinion that is just not realistic anymore when we have technology such as TF, Line, Facebook, Tinder and so on.

[Pistons]

Smart girls who work in gogo's also freelance. Dumb girls follow the rules of the gogo bars who treat them like a pimp treats his slaves.

My take is that you free the girl by screwing over the gogo. I'm not a fan of the pimping labeled as gogo bars. They add nothing. Better just have a second soi 6. Soi 6 girls can also make more money than gogo girls since soi 6 is more relaxed and girls end their shift earlier.

[EverythingThai]

Not very luxury. Free entry to those Indian night clubs on WS. I walked in and out of 3 or 4 of them. Both vert underwhelming especially in the girls department. Mainly just hard leftovers. Read 2's and 3's out of 10. Maybe one of them were full also, otherwise alot of empty tables. At least 2 of them were really big though, and fancy new interior.

What? Could it be true? An Indian club in Pattaya with no customers and ugly girls. Not luxurious Ha ha.

Anyways, all joking aside, I have been to some of these Indian clubs. Most of them are quite good and if you go at the right time, there are some hot chicks there. But posts like this just make us look at a more realistic PATTAYA. Experiences coming from real people on the ground in country who know what they are talking about like you. So everyone who reads certain posts about experiences in PATTAYA should take some posts with a grain of salt and believe posts like the above from PISTON as they are more realistic.

[EverythingThai]

Yeah, should have done that. I did try my best to lure her to a ST outside of working ours, but it didn't work during work hours at least.

Maybe that experience should enlighten you regarding the poster's advice you have commented on. It is not realistic to think that a girl working in a go go bar will purposely try to discourage customers to not pay for the services in the bar such as lady drinks and bar fines. They would not even have a job in a Pattaya club if they consistently did this. If you don't want to buy lady drinks and pay bar fines, then find girls on Thai Friendly, go to a walking street club like Republic or insomnia, go to beach road, and so on. Thais where the girl would be if she wanted to hook up with punters who dont go to bars right ?

For more affordable options in Pattaya bars, go to gents clubs and beer bars. The prices for everything are much more reasonable. Why? Because they don't have huge overheads as walking street is geared for tourists who mostly don't care about prices. If you want to debate this, so be it. But you won't win. Why? Because many of these clubs stay open so they must be making money. Meaning customers pay. Example, Pin Up and XS.

So, in the end, the advice given by the OP is not realistic advice for anyone to follow. Dont waste your time trolling outside bars to talk to the girls coming to work. Your time will be better spent by contacting real FLs. If you go to a club on walking street such as insomnia, you might see that same girl there or even on Thai Friendly. Then you will know she is game for meeting you outside the club. These girls often stop working bars and become freelancers part time before they go back to working another 10 day contract. Thats when you should spend time trying to talk with them to meet them. Not trolling outside bars and go-gos when they are there to work

[EverythingThai]

It's a good way down Jomtien, what will you do if you want to leave and go to Central Pattaya?

Call a bolt like everyone else does who lives in Jomtien or drive your rented scooter.

Are the owners going to ensure a good supply of good looking girls on-site 24 hours a day?

I guess you think not even though you have not been there. The best way to find out is to book or wait for someone to post a review after their stay. But you have no idea so you should not be so negative. It's better not to make assumptions. Also beauty is in the eye of the beholder. This group owns camel toe. Whenever I have been in there it has been packed with punters. However, I would not touch any of the girls in there with another punter's dick let alone my own. Why is it so busy?

Is the promised van service going to to available whenever you want to go where you want?

With Bolt being so readily available, who cares. I'm sure it won't be 24 hours. The fact that it is available for a certain schedule everyday is already a good thing.

Will girls travel all the way here if you try to hook up?

I think the answer is obviously "yes". There are thousands of expats and tourists living in Jomtien and they are consistently getting girls to go to their places from bars and girls as FLs also go to their places. This comment is coming from someone who may not have been to Pattaya I think. If they have been, I can't imagine why they think Jomtien is in the middle of nowhere and nobody goes there.

Why would I stay here a minimum of 14 days?

The answer to this is easy. The rates are very good compared to hotels and air b and b with the added convenience of having a gents club on site open 24 hours and daily drink packages for 750 Baht for all you can drink. No issues with not being guest friendly and so on. Of course short term tourist is not the target customer for this place, but the minimum 14 days stay is only temporary. Eventually it will be bright down to daily after it’s opened. The fact that it’s almost fully booked for the next few weeks leads me to remove there are many tourists who come for more than a day or two that will be wanting to stay here.

IMHO if you have not experienced a place, you can't give a review of it until you have been there yourself or read many other negative reviews. I myself will give it try for 2 weeks. Then I will post a real review. In the meantime, I hope I have contributed some more realistic opinions.

[Downandup]

What is this I'm seeing about a full on brothel gentlemen's club FKK style resort type hotel kinda place in Pattaya?

Count me out, when I first saw this I was thinking how could this work in Pattaya, it's not like those private resorts in the Dominican Republic that fly in East European escorts for a long weekend. This "resort" should have opened last Wednesday, I wonder if everything is ready. It's the same group that runs gentsclub.com and have started buying up gents clubs in Darkside, Pattaya, Pratumnack and Jomtien.

It's a good way down Jomtien, what will you do if you want to leave and go to Central Pattaya?

Are the owners going to ensure a good supply of good looking girls on-site 24 hours a day?

Is the promised van service going to to available whenever you want to go where you want?

Will girls travel all the way here if you try to hook up?

Why would I stay here a minimum of 14 days?

[Newton York]

What is this I'm seeing about a full on brothel gentlemen's club FKK style resort type hotel kinda place in Pattaya?! HOLY SHIT! Count me in! But wait a minute. I had some good times in the FKK's but will it work in a Thai environment? The worst thing about hobbying in Thailand, and let's be honest here fellas, are the other hobbyists. Are we saying that hobbyists will all be staying in said resort jockeying for the attention of whatever chicks are available like a DR Blackbeards sex resort type situation?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HlkWVqrbog

If it was more like the now long gone Campo Alegre in Curacao, that would be better, cause each chick had their own room. Granted, if the chicks here will be walking around mingling, like in an FKK, then maybe. I don't know fellas, I got mixed feelings about this.

The whole point is anonymity. You know there's going to be some freaks that are going to want to whip out their cell phones and record everything they see, including other hobbyists. That won't be so cool. It'll be like those youtube videos shot inside Thermae.

But still, this whole concept, being executed in Thailand, well, that's quite intriguing indeed. I've watched a few youtube videos already on this place, since it just opened, and it seems kinda not good. And really occupied by sad, decrepit, fat, loser, super old farang types. I think most of the chicks here will probably be of the less attractive type. I doubt there's going to be that many Thai stunners in this setup. I don't give this place much hope. The more I learn about it, the more I think it'll probably fail.

They have to try to attract a higher end type of clientele. Think more like the Pimp in Bangkok, and less like a dive bar attracting cheap fat fuck Charlie's flying in from Ireland for one last hurrah, one last Guinness before they have their heart attack. Ha!