Pattaya Reports

[Pistons]

88.8% of Soi 6 girls are not attractive. It really limits their Earning Potential.

88.8% of Walking Street are not attractive.

98.8% of beach road girls are not attractive.

Sure, but when you have 100 000 young women, 11.3% or so is still an awfull lot, even if I think the real figure is more like 8-10%, but it changes little, and depends just on how selective we are. Maybe it is over 11% after awhile. I think I got through 18 different girls in 3 weeks now, and I could have done another 40-50 if I only had the stamina. Not to mention if I had ventured to Joomtien or a bit more off the beaten tracks too, that number would be probably over 100 additional ones. New women arrive in Pattaya every week as well, so I'm sure you can find a new girl there every day for the rest of your life. Unless birth rates would plummet. As they unfortunately are I guess.

[EverythingThai]

Some folks take pride and call themselves an expert while merely regurgitating all the stuff that's been written here for more than 15 years. Some of us were standing out side at closing time at all sorts of bars starting 40 years ago. Common sense is not rocket science, unless you are trying to pump up your own reputation as a whatever.

Got it — here's a version that keeps it normal, witty, and lightly sarcastic, but still respectful:

Interesting perspective. Times definitely change though. What worked 40 years ago standing outside bars might not exactly be the gold standard today. Pattaya moves fast, new venues, new ways of meeting girls, and frankly a much more dynamic scene. Some of us are just keeping pace with how things actually work now and don't need to waste time like this when we have technology. But hey, always good to hear the classics too. So, when are you going to Pattaya?

[EverythingThai]

I fully agree with your sentiments ET. Just to set the record straight though, the cave man era ended around 10,000 BC, some 10,500 years before the Dark Ages, which roughly spanned the 5th to the 10th centuries. Ha ha. Sorry.

LOL. It's just an expression. LOL.

Touché.

[EverythingThai]

This is how to move. Been mongering here and Bangkok since December and there is so many women willing to do most if not all your desires with some chump change and not being an asshole. Most of the girls I met aren't mean at all. They usually defer to men.

I was in Pattaya this weekend and 1000-1500ST decent to good looking girls are everywhere and obtainable with ease. If you want to have sex five times a night, there are girls willing and able if you negotiate upfront. I would rather have sex with multiple girls in night. Case in point, the pictures attached represent my Friday night. And I didn't even leave my room all delivered to me. Being nice cost you nothing and can gain you a lot.

Nice. It's great that you were willing to post this for the other guys to realize that this is all it takes.

[Global00]

Don't treat the girls like pieces of meat. They're people working a job. Telling a girl she can't eat after you barfine her? Over 150 Baht? Seriously? If that 150 Baht hurts your wallet, you might be in the wrong hobby, champ.

Build a connection. Being "jai dee" (kind-hearted) doesn't mean simping out and buying her a condo. It means treating her with basic decency. A little charm goes a long way here, you'll be amazed at how much better the service gets when the girl actually wants to be with you.

For fully transactional encounters such as a quick ST, be clear upfront. Lay it out without being rude. No surprises, no drama.

Final point: have some damn common sense. Don't believe every fantasy post you read about 19-year-old supermodels offering 500 Baht specials and falling in love. Pattaya has something for everyone, whether you're budget hunting or living large. Be smart, be respectful, and you'll walk away with way better stories than the clowns who end up arguing with bar staff at 2 am.

Pattaya's still a playground if you know how to play.

This is how to move. Been mongering here and Bangkok since December and there is so many women willing to do most if not all your desires with some chump change and not being an asshole. Most of the girls I met aren't mean at all. They usually defer to men.

I was in Pattaya this weekend and 1000-1500ST decent to good looking girls are everywhere and obtainable with ease. If you want to have sex five times a night, there are girls willing and able if you negotiate upfront. I would rather have sex with multiple girls in night. Case in point, the pictures attached represent my Friday night. And I didn't even leave my room all delivered to me. Being nice cost you nothing and can gain you a lot.

[Explorer8939]

I sometimes get a request from a lady to buy her friend a drink because the friend has no customers. I always decline.

I firmly believe in bar Darwinism. If a lady can't get customers, she shouldn't be working in a bar. One or two drinks from me isn't going to help her. Better for her to find a new line of work.

[ElMexicant]

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[Paolo99]

Just so you know, it is men like you who make me feel sorry for sex workers.

Did you not stop when she started screaming in pain aka did you rape her? Your report implies you did not stop but let us give you the benefit of the doubt.

Don't fall for that crap man, plenty of girls are faking the pain to get away without putting much work in the session.

[Huntsman]

First, respect the girls. If a girl seems uncomfortable or the vibe isn't there, cut your losses. A small partial payment and a polite exit is way better than forcing a miserable session. Move on, find a girl you click with, they're everywhere if you're not acting like an idiot caveman from the dark ages.

I fully agree with your sentiments ET. Just to set the record straight though, the cave man era ended around 10,000 BC, some 10,500 years before the Dark Ages, which roughly spanned the 5th to the 10th centuries. Ha ha. Sorry.

[EverythingThai]

What is the moral of the story? Do not fuck the girl four times in one night if you ever want to fuck her again. She will hate you for it.

This is wrong advice for punters in Pattaya. Let the girl eat, stop if she is in pain, uncomfortable and clearly not happy, don't argue with bar staff and and if you were a complete imbecile, don't go back to the scene of the crime and try again. That’s just asking for a problem.

Here are some things to consider.

It's amazing this still needs to be said in 2025, but here we are. If you're coming to Pattaya to monger, a little basic street smarts and respect will get you way further than acting like an absolute idiot.

First, respect the girls. If a girl seems uncomfortable or the vibe isn't there, cut your losses. A small partial payment and a polite exit is way better than forcing a miserable session. Move on, find a girl you click with, they're everywhere if you're not acting like an idiot caveman from the dark ages.

Don't treat the girls like pieces of meat. They're people working a job. Telling a girl she can't eat after you barfine her? Over 150 Baht? Seriously? If that 150 Baht hurts your wallet, you might be in the wrong hobby, champ.

Build a connection. Being "jai dee" (kind-hearted) doesn't mean simping out and buying her a condo. It means treating her with basic decency. A little charm goes a long way here, you'll be amazed at how much better the service gets when the girl actually wants to be with you.

For fully transactional encounters such as a quick ST, be clear upfront. Lay it out without being rude. No surprises, no drama.

Final point: have some damn common sense. Don't believe every fantasy post you read about 19-year-old supermodels offering 500 Baht specials and falling in love. Pattaya has something for everyone, whether you're budget hunting or living large. Be smart, be respectful, and you'll walk away with way better stories than the clowns who end up arguing with bar staff at 2 am.

Pattaya's still a playground if you know how to play.

[Shikhar10]

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[EverythingThai]

Thank. I'm one of the realistic posters. We stand strong.

You and I don't agree on a lot, but we both know what is realistic and what isn't and today, it's gone completely mad in the Pattaya section.

There are none. Plain and simple. Strolled into XS Agogo with just elephant pants, sleeveless T shirt, and flip flops. Girls and staff complimented my clothing choice. Awesome new design for Coca Cola cans made especially for ONLY Thailand at that club. Yum!

Not realistic. Do not take this advice. I can't believe it even made it's way onto the forum.

Shark Club. Saw another girl. Model in white lingerie, short haired, almost perfect natural boobs. Butterflies tatted running up on her rib cage. Recognized her from during COVID days. We have a history. She remembered! Smiled at the Punjabi Prince.

Guy next to me thought the smile was for him. He looked blushed. Clearly signs of simpleton. Brown Crown Prince stirred up a conversation with him and built up his courage to buy Miss Butterflies a lady drink. He called waitress over and did. Then when she got off stage, sat in between us, and chit chat with me 90% of the time and 10% for the stranger. Poor sap. LOLz.

Mama San from What's Up came over and asked me if I wanted to BF. I said not my girl. LOLz. She looked disappointed. Remember it's 220 for Hennessy written in Sharpie by the Punjabi Prince. Only OG Vets and Super OG Vets can validate this. It's so easy that Dora the Explorer could do it. But poor Dora can't. LOLz.

And this? Just a complete waste of time to even read. Dont ever do this in Pattaya. I cant believe this made it on the forum as well.

PART 1.

It is in the afternoon. I'm in Soi 6 where I meet an attractive girl. I do not remember the name of the bar. But it is one of the Nightwish bars. It might have been Where Angels Play or Playgirls. I tell the girl that I will return at 9 pm to barfine her longtime. She agrees. Before leaving, I also tell the girl to eat her dinner before 9 pm. I hate it when the girl says she is hungry when we are in my room at midnight. At 9 pm, I return to the bar on Soi 6. Unfortunately, I see her sitting down with a young and handsome guy. I tell the mamasan that I came to barfine the girl and points towards her. The mamasan says, "Cannot. Already have customer. " I tell the mamasan that I have a booking for 9 pm. Again she says, "Cannot. Already have customer. " Then I yell at the mamasan for wasting my time and money and she yells back at me in Thai. I don't care. In Pattaya, I'm an asshole. You have to be if you want to survive in Sin City.

Never do this in Pattaya or you may find yourself getting the ever living shit kicked out of you by soi 6 security. We have seen it time and time again. Don't listen to this punter either.

PART 2.

At around 5 am, the girl wakes up and goes to the bathroom to brush her teeth. Why is she brushing her teeth at 5 am? When she's done, she returns to the bed. So I also go to the bathroom and brush my teeth also. When I return to the bed, I start French kissing her because she asked for it. She does not resist. Resistance is futile. I put on a condom and try to get on top of her. This time, she beats me to it and she gets on top of me. While I do not like this position, it gives me a great chance to play with her natural and perky breasts. After a few minutes, I get on top of her and start pounding away. Again, she screams in apparent pain. And yet again, I cannot come and my dick goes limp. We fall asleep for the nth time.

It is around 9 am. The girl gets up and is standing on the side of the bed. Maybe she wants to leave? I tell her boom boom. I expect her to say no. But she complies and starts sucking on my dick. I put on a condom and again try to enter her missionary style. This time, she says that it hurts and she wants me to fuck her from behind. As I try to enter her from behind, my dick goes limp again. Yes, my dick is really kaput and I really have erectile dysfunction. It is the end of the road. Time for her to go home.

I sit her down on the bed and ask her. Did you enjoy our time together? She says she didn't like me fucking her four times. She also says that she doesn't like kissing customers. Baby, I'm not your customer. I'm your "new boyfriend" now. And baby, it's not work if you enjoy it. I notice that there is a red stain on the bed sheet on her side of the bed. I ask her. Do you have menstruation? She says her menstruation will start tomorrow. But to me, it looks like that it already has started. I give her 4,000 Baht and she leaves.

About five days later, I return to Red Point bar to barfine the girl again. This time, she flat-out refuses and looks really angry. It is obvious to me that she hates me now. I ask her do you still have menstruation. She says yes. But I do not believe her. To me, it looked like that she was actively looking for customers, just not me.

What is the moral of the story? Do not fuck the girl four times in one night if you ever want to fuck her again. She will hate you for it.

And whatever you do. On top of his not wanting this poor girl to eat, don't ever behave like this and then stupidly go back and ask her to go with you again. This guy is lucky 10 girls didn't get together and jump on him. 10 pairs of high hells kicking you won't feel very pleasant.

I agree. Most of the girls I saw at walking street and the beach road area were below par. My budget for st is 1000 /- where in pattaya can I good looking babes?

I want to do MMF threesome in pattaya. How do I find a guy join me?

Then there is this guy wanting 1000 Baht ST on walking street from quality girls working in go go barS. This is not realistic and do not read this as being even remotely possible. He also wants a a threesome.

For this punter, what he needs to understand is what he thinks is quality could be sheer ugliness to another punter. What he also needs to understand is that Pattaya is not the twilight zone. I would recommend he goes to a gents club or use Thai Friendly. Then he can window shop until his hearts content and get what he wants in his price range.

[SubCmdr]

Some folks take pride and call themselves an expert while merely regurgitating all the stuff that's been written here for more than 15 years. Some of us were standing out side at closing time at all sorts of bars starting 40 years ago. Common sense is not rocket science, unless you are trying to pump up your own reputation as a whatever.

I and the others would appreciate it if you would name who you think are the experts on Pattaya that are posting here. A list provided by you so we can examine their posts directly would be extremely helpful.

Thank you in advance!

[EverythingThai]

PART 1.

It is in the afternoon. I'm in Soi 6 where I meet an attractive girl. I do not remember the name of the bar. But it is one of the Nightwish bars. It might have been Where Angels Play or Playgirls. I tell the girl that I will return at 9 pm to barfine her longtime. She agrees. Before leaving, I also tell the girl to eat her dinner before 9 pm. I hate it when the girl says she is hungry when we are in my room at midnight.

At 9 pm, I return to the bar on Soi 6. Unfortunately, I see her sitting down with a young and handsome guy. I tell the mamasan that I came to barfine the girl and points towards her. The mamasan says, "Cannot. Already have customer. " I tell the mamasan that I have a booking for 9 pm. Again she says, "Cannot. Already have customer. " Then I yell at the mamasan for wasting my time and money and she yells back at me in Thai. I don't care. In Pattaya, I'm an asshole. You have to be if you want to survive in Sin City.

In fury, I leave the Nightwish bar and start pacing up and down Soi 6. I'm in front of Red Point Bar when I see a girl smiling at me. I approach her and get straight to the point. I ask her longtime ok? She says yes. I ask her how much for her. She says 5,000 Baht. Then, I tell her it's 1,000 Baht for the bar and 4,000 Baht for you. Then, she says, "Yes, 4,000 Baht. Sorry. " Did the girl just try to overcharge me? Ok, I'm going to fuck you four times tonight for trying to overcharge me. Maybe I made a mistake saying 4,000 Baht. Anyway, I pay the bar 1,000 Baht and then we take a Bolt taxi to LK Metro where we enter Top Gun Agogo, my favorite agogo. It's a great agogo to acquire more depression, if you ain't depressed enough. I wouldn't recommend going there every day. But sometimes, I stay for hours over one drink and they never kick me out or pressure me to spend money on lady drinks. At Top Gun Agogo, they have two dancers that are totally naked on the stage. I can tell that my Red Point girl is very uncomfortable with what she is seeing on the stage. While, it is not my intention to test her, I know right then that she is not going to make me happy tonight.

At the hotel. Round 1. Nothing special. Actually, either my dick is kaput or I have erectile dysfunction. I cannot come and I go limp after five minutes. The time is a little after midnight. The girl goes to the bathroom to pee and when she comes out, she says, "I'm hungry. " WTF! It's all the Nightwish girl's fault for ditching me for the young and handsome guy. Anyway, I tell the girl I have no food. Then, she says she can order Grab Food on her phone. She finds a menu item and shows it to me. It is 125 Baht including delivery. I suppose she showed it to me because she expects me to pay for it. But girl, your hunger is your problem, not my problem. I am an asshole. I barfined you to fuck you. I didn't barfine you to feed you. While I do not want to pay for her food, I just say ok to her because I do not wish to argue over 125 Baht. Over an hour later after 1 am, the food arrives but the delivery driver cannot come up to the room because the hotel clerk won't allow it. So I have to get dressed and go downstairs to receive her food from the driver.

I let the girl eat in peace. When she is done, she lies down on the bed in order to sleep. Girl, don't you dare think that I'm going to allow you to sleep after paying for your 125 Baht food. I put on a condom and get on top of her and start fucking her furiously. The girl starts screaming in apparent pain. Once again, I cannot come and my dick goes limp after a short while. Eventually, we both fall asleep.

To be continued.

There is no such thing as a booking on Soi 6. Even if the girl agrees to meet you later, if another punter comes in before you, you will be forgotten. Secondly I have no words to say about this punter's behavior. The way to get what you want from a bar girl is not this. Hey guys, if you want a bar girl to fuck you 4 times and want to fuck you 4 times, just do the complete opposite of what this guy did and you will get what you want.

[Mr Enternational]

Really? I was one of the first people on this forum to deploy the tactics he mentionned: being outside a gogo before or after working hours about 15 years ago.

I used to say go to the Bookow market food court at 5 pm. All the LK Metro gogo chicks would be there in their pajamas getting food before work. Most guys would not see them the same because in that setting they just look like the regular chicks that they are.