Pattaya Reports

[ElMexicant]

I used to say go to the Bookow market food court at 5 pm. All the LK Metro gogo chicks would be there in their pajamas getting food before work. Most guys would not see them the same because in that setting they just look like the regular chicks that they are.

I call this food court the center of the Universe. 555.

[ElMexicant]

Thanks for your over-reactive Captain Save-a-Ho posts. You got my story deleted well after it was published. I spent three days writing the story.

It's okay. Just remember who your audience is with some exceptions. 555.

[BrxBenjamin]

This will be a strange request.

My wife and I are looking to explore and experiment.

Is there any place the Thailand seniors would recommend, where I can go with my wife to watch a good sex show or adult show?

Possibly a couples massage with extras for us both.

[EverythingThai]

Who would go to Pattaya just to spend time on a dating app? You can do that anywhere in the world. Why look at a monitor when you can walk out the door.

I guess because you can go on Thai friendly for five minutes and within 30 minutes have a girl at your doorstep ready to go at a fraction of the price that it would cost you back in your home country. I get what you were saying, but there are other guys that are quite happy to do this. I don't see the point of going outside of the bars, trying to convince girls that work at the bars to meet you after or before their shifts. A more productive idea would be to go to one of the walking street clubs where freelancers actually are in the bar and enjoying drinking with friends and having a good time and are also working as freelancers. This makes more sense as you are outside in Pattaya and enjoying life and enjoying a good time on your holiday, but at the same time, you can achieve your goal of hooking up with one of the girls without paying a barfine to a bar or buying lady drinks.

[Mr Enternational]

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[EverythingThai]

Thanks for your over-reactive Captain Save-a-Ho posts. You got my story deleted well after it was published. I spent three days writing the story.

Wow. The fact that you think I have the power to delete your posts here is astounding. Perhaps you should check with the mods and ask them why it was deleted. They will tell you why. But maybe perhaps it was because another poster accused you of rape? Could that be it? That post and mine were also deleted too. I went easy on you.

[Global00]

Faces Please. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Guys again there is nothing Wrong with going Cheap, it's what Pattaya is about.

But you are not getting good looking for that price range.

I am able to get pictures of girls body parts because I usually convince them I won't expose them. Thai girls are really serious about losing face even if they are prostitutes. And some of these girls have told me horror storied of the sexual violence and abuse they face from Thai guys and foreigners and I would rather not show their face (unless they explicitly said i can). I mainly used Thaifriendly, Tantan and other girl referrals to meet girls in pattaya. So, if you think majority of the women there are ugly, there is no way I'm going to convince you that they are not. Difference strokes for different folks.

To me, there is an abundance of beauty here but I'm not expecting girls to look like swimsuit models with a team of professional photographers and makeup artist who are heavily filtered or popular Instagram "models"with heavily modified pictures, face and body. But I have definitely met some cute girl next doors, Chinese-Arab-Euro dads Thai mom mixes, gorgeously dark skinned sensational bodies all the way to the white skinny spinners with braces types. But what I'm ultimately looking for is so great feeling pussy and I'm able to find that in abundance for chump change. I had a 26 year old ask for 5000 for ST and she was no better looking than girls I had sex with for much less. Another girl who asked for 8000 k for long time was in the same boat looks wise. And I'm sure guys pay it and that's their choice no knock on them if that's what quenches their desires.

[UglyAzzMan]

This is how to move. Been mongering here and Bangkok since December and there is so many women willing to do most if not all your desires with some chump change and not being an asshole. Most of the girls I met aren't mean at all. They usually defer to men.

I was in Pattaya this weekend and 1000-1500ST decent to good looking girls are everywhere and obtainable with ease. If you want to have sex five times a night, there are girls willing and able if you negotiate upfront. I would rather have sex with multiple girls in night. Case in point, the pictures attached represent my Friday night. And I didn't even leave my room all delivered to me. Being nice cost you nothing and can gain you a lot.

Faces Please. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Guys again there is nothing Wrong with going Cheap, it's what Pattaya is about.

But you are not getting good looking for that price range.

[Falcon 95]

There is no such thing as a booking on Soi 6. Even if the girl agrees to meet you later, if another punter comes in before you, you will be forgotten. Secondly I have no words to say about this punter's behavior. The way to get what you want from a bar girl is not this. Hey guys, if you want a bar girl to fuck you 4 times and want to fuck you 4 times, just do the complete opposite of what this guy did and you will get what you want.

Thanks for your over-reactive Captain Save-a-Ho posts. You got my story deleted well after it was published. I spent three days writing the story.

[Mr Enternational]

There are none. Plain and simple. Strolled into XS Agogo with just elephant pants, sleeveless T shirt, and flip flops. Girls and staff complimented my clothing choice.

It is kind of like when you go into a store to buy something. The salesperson always says what a great choice it is. I always tell them you say that about everything. Please point out something that would be a shitty choice. No salesperson has yet to point out anything shitty.

A wingman advised me years ago there was no need in dressing up for hookers. Some punters also want to get fancy hotel rooms for hookers. A wise BM pointed out yesterday:

No, girls don't care if you fuck them behind the dumpster or in the penthouse at Ritz Carlton, they care about money only.

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No hooker ever later bragged to her friends how dressed up the dude that paid her for sex or bought her a bunch of lady drinks was.

[Shikhar10]

Don't fall for that crap man, plenty of girls are faking the pain to get away without putting much work in the session.

Assuming she is not faking the pain, I do not want a rape on my conscience.

Assuming she is indeed faking the pain, my desire for sex will anyway be gone. I will keep thinking what if she is not faking it. I would prefer cutting my losses.

Does it suck? Yes. Time, LDs, BF and partial ST fee, all gone to waste. But I cannot just pound away into someone who is presenting themselves as uncomfortable.

[Pistons]

Got it here's a version that keeps it normal, witty, and lightly sarcastic, but still respectful:

Interesting perspective. Times definitely change though. What worked 40 years ago standing outside bars might not exactly be the gold standard today. Pattaya moves fast, new venues, new ways of meeting girls, and frankly a much more dynamic scene. Some of us are just keeping pace with how things actually work now and don't need to waste time like this when we have technology. But hey, always good to hear the classics too. So, when are you going to Pattaya?

Who would go to Pattaya just to spend time on a dating app? You can do that anywhere in the world. Why look at a monitor when you can walk out the door and be right at the action instantly? If you are scared of walking, maybe Pattaya is not for you. Why wait outside before or after the bar close or opens instead of randomly passing by at those times? Why believe Pattaya is moving fast when we just had a plandemic that literally reset everything for 4 years, and we are just now barely back to where it was? If anything, Pattaya has barely changed since the first time I was there. The new high rise on Beach road they are now building is the first new high rise for 20 years. Same same, but different. Names change, but Pattaya is still the same. Now 40 years, that's a lie and a troll post not worth paying attention to.

There are small differences however. The ladyboys have now moved to the side streets. They might not be as much in your face as they have been at some points in time unless you seek them out. The Indian influx is noticable, and is the other trend we see. I hope it won't change Pattaya to the worse like the Russian influx to some degree did. But we will see.

[Pistons]

88.8% of Soi 6 girls are not attractive. It really limits their Earning Potential.

88.8% of Walking Street are not attractive.

98.8% of beach road girls are not attractive.

Sure, but when you have 100 000 young women, 11.3% or so is still an awfull lot, even if I think the real figure is more like 8-10%, but it changes little, and depends just on how selective we are. Maybe it is over 11% after awhile. I think I got through 18 different girls in 3 weeks now, and I could have done another 40-50 if I only had the stamina. Not to mention if I had ventured to Joomtien or a bit more off the beaten tracks too, that number would be probably over 100 additional ones. New women arrive in Pattaya every week as well, so I'm sure you can find a new girl there every day for the rest of your life. Unless birth rates would plummet. As they unfortunately are I guess.

[EverythingThai]

Some folks take pride and call themselves an expert while merely regurgitating all the stuff that's been written here for more than 15 years. Some of us were standing out side at closing time at all sorts of bars starting 40 years ago. Common sense is not rocket science, unless you are trying to pump up your own reputation as a whatever.

Got it — here's a version that keeps it normal, witty, and lightly sarcastic, but still respectful:

Interesting perspective. Times definitely change though. What worked 40 years ago standing outside bars might not exactly be the gold standard today. Pattaya moves fast, new venues, new ways of meeting girls, and frankly a much more dynamic scene. Some of us are just keeping pace with how things actually work now and don't need to waste time like this when we have technology. But hey, always good to hear the classics too. So, when are you going to Pattaya?

[EverythingThai]

I fully agree with your sentiments ET. Just to set the record straight though, the cave man era ended around 10,000 BC, some 10,500 years before the Dark Ages, which roughly spanned the 5th to the 10th centuries. Ha ha. Sorry.

LOL. It's just an expression. LOL.

Touché.