Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[Oakie]

Oakie shows the level of his ignorance of Thailand every time he speaks about it.

The above post was actually made in the Sosua Reports Thread (imagine that). The mother fuck is over there putting out misinformation because Sosua does not rank in the top five locations worldwide for International Trickin. He posted this pure unadulterated male bovine excrement that is a fantasy in his own mind since he has NEVER even visited Pattaya.

How things actually work in Pattaya

My last sexual encounter, I picked my girl, I negotiated with my girl. My girl sucked and fucked me. I paid her directly. I have never paid a PIMP or MAMASAN ever to hire a prostitute. Each and every time I have hired a prostitute I have paid the prostitute directly. Let me repeat that for the dumb ass gringos / farangs posting among us that have never been to Thailand yet worshiped by others like WetAlloverhimself and Coolie Low.

What about all those bar fines you claim you pay?

Visa?

LOL.

[PgReal]

Really mate!? With a sub 200 post count. Care to explain?

I presume the two of you are bum chums? As in a relationship together, that's you and everything bollox. It's a serious question due to observing your 'love in's' in his self moderated sections of the forum. I. e. The parts where if you disagree with any of his opinions or fact check him on any of the crap he writes, he just deletes the post.

[SubCmdr]

I always thought that that concept was a myth! You boys actually be packin?

ROTFLMAO!

I sometimes wonder whether those petite, adult, Asian service providers actually suffer gynecological damage, over time, from us relatively-well-endowed Westerners? Their own men are, on average, 1-2" shorter, lighter in weight, and probably finish quicker. Modern air travel has 'jumped-the-queue' over the sexual dynamics of normal evolution!

You old, ugly, fat, poorly dress Farangs lose whatever advantage over Thai Men when it comes to length with dem pot bellies I see most of ya'll mother fucks walking around with in dis *****.

How you like me now?

[SubCmdr]

I haven't come from nowhere, quite long in the tooth around these parts matey!

Really mate!? With a sub 200 post count. Care to explain?

[Trevor2522]

She deserves more pounding this time, just to shut the guys who cried for her up.

I sometimes wonder whether those petite, adult, Asian service providers actually suffer gynecological damage, over time, from us relatively-well-endowed Westerners? Their own men are, on average, 1-2" shorter, lighter in weight, and probably finish quicker. Modern air travel has 'jumped-the-queue' over the sexual dynamics of normal evolution!

[EverythingThai]

No such problems using TF in Bangkok. Bigger place so more girls to choose from, always plenty available 24/7 and if traffic is bad most hop on the back of a bike anyway. Don't create imaginary hurdles that don't actually exist!

I disagree with you. I've lived in Thailand for 15 years. I've used Thai friendly probably more than you ever will and ever have. I've mongered in both places. I experienced the challenges that I have explained in my post in Bangkok on a weekly basis. Sometimes I have to contact 10 girls before one will come over. And if they do come over, it won't be for at least two hours or more. However, in Pattaya, when I use Thai friendly, I can have the first girl I chat with in my condo within 30 minutes nine times out of ten. 90% of the time they're ready to go and meet immediately. For example, let's take a girl who works in the office in Bangkok during the day and does some freelancing on the side during the evenings and weekends, as this is more common in Bangkok. In this situation, I always need to wait for her to finish work, go home take a shower and then find her way over to my condo. There are way less girls working on TF freelancing full time in Bangkok compared to Pattaya. In Pattaya, most of the girls using Thai friendly to work, are doing it full-time. This means that they're ready to go at a moments notice. So, there are no imaginary hurdles here. These are facts based on my experience and many others. Thanks for coming out though. Your contribution in my user blog is much appreciated and I welcome your contribution. Therefore, I have no reason to delete any of your posts as long as you keep any of our differences in the rant section.. thanks again

[ElMexicant]

Started to work out in a small private gym. Coco was just full of dirty. Day 1 not so crowded. Slowly the girls started to arrive more and more. By Day 5 noticed way more girls at the same time I came to work out. Ratio 12:3 girls favor. Makes my workout so much pleasing for the eyes. Next step. Add to Big Black Book.

[ElMexicant]

I haven't come from nowhere, quite long in the tooth around these parts matey! But you need to go and tell your fantasy AI fuckbuddy to read you back your posts before hitting the upload button, because to quote you. "Last time you ever get a reply from me you dumb fuck." You should practice what you breach.

Very easy to get a rise out of you I have to say.

Tell him again how clueless he is. This is what happens when a single poster argues with EVERYBODY and EVERYTHING. Doesn't know who is who anymore. But we all know HIM. Anonymity done got lost. Besides, Punjabi Prince doesn't use the s to replace z in words. 555.

[ElMexicant]

Wish you good luck bro.

She deserves more pounding this time, just to shut the guys who cried for her up.

Simply stated, the simpletons and Simpsons.

[ElMexicant]

Didn't like the description he posted much myself, but it's disappointing to see how trigger happy the current mods have become. Before it was mostly just the juvenile posts consisting of people shouting at each others, and nothing more, that got deleted. Now it seems posts with guys experiences, where part of the experience is what I'd consider bad behaviour on the guy's part, are also deleted.

The most important reports and newest intel will always be amongst an inner circle on ISG or any other forum. The rest is just recycled and regurgitated like the Human Centipede. You were quite close to the inner circle when you offered to buy a fellow on here a drink if he was still in BKK. They will find you, not the other way around. 555.

[LocalExplorer]

I get the reasoning on this but I don't agree with it.

I think both MrEnternational and EverythingThai are right, in a way. The girls use what you wear and your self-care as a proxy for how much money you have. And how much you are willing to spend on them. That's why it *does* count! If you're assessed to be a likely high spender, you can even get some extras for free, as an investment (for example for the long game). Only really badly groomed men (aka gross) will be penalized. If they stink, are dirty, have really old clothes. It can be unpleasant but also a red flag for possible diseases, in a subconscious way. Same thing for obnoxious and rude men.

[Yogi8584]

What? Could it be true? An Indian club in Pattaya with no customers and ugly girls. Not luxurious Ha ha.

Anyways, all joking aside, I have been to some of these Indian clubs. Most of them are quite good and if you go at the right time, there are some hot chicks there. But posts like this just make us look at a more realistic PATTAYA. Experiences coming from real people on the ground in country who know what they are talking about like you. So everyone who reads certain posts about experiences in PATTAYA should take some posts with a grain of salt and believe posts like the above from PISTON as they are more realistic.

Was in Pattaya in March, went the Boss Indian club and Jalwa. Really hot girls in Boss. Didn't stay too long, they a have a 2 tier system, lots of VIP table and areas. Right from the entrance, hot girls are led straight to VIP areas. Not my scene as I'm a lone traveller, could afford the minimum prices of VIP if I was in a group.

I enjoy Indian music so went to Tony's club next to Panda and enjoyed myself. Staff friendlier, ok girls, not that great but the funny thing is that the Indians guys like fat girls so I was in luck with the skinny girls. Not stuck up, just had a really good night drinking and dancing, took a lovely size 6 doll back to the hotel.

[Nyezhov]

Oh Fuck Off, you adorable little unpaid intern in the mailroom of life, let's make this simple enough for even you to understand:

Dictating notes into an app isn't plagiarism, it's called being efficient, something you know nothing about while you're still busy manually chiseling your insults into stone tablets. If every secretary typing an email from their boss's notes is a "plagiarist," then your brain is a museum piece, ancient, dusty, and absolutely useless.

You call me a liar, a troll, and a plagiarist because that's all you've got left after getting steamrolled post after post. What's next, chief? Going to accuse Siri of writing Shakespeare? Maybe fight a fax machine for "copying" too?

Now do what you do best: sit down and shut up.

And if you still can't handle it, you know exactly where you can go, back to the Cambodian slum you call relevance. Ya there it is. Just as you said I would say. The truth hurts doesn't it. The sad part of this little tail is you know it to be true. Only the bottom of the barrel make Cambodia their home.

Oh by the way, I found one of your you tube videos. How are you enjoying your fan room? You must be Ben Newton. All the signs lead me to believe this is you.

https://youtu.be/ojkdqvE9uag?si=fexsxCxVyvv_u8FR

Anyways, anytime you want to meet for a beer in Thermae or T-Ded 99, let me know. The owner has been wanting to meet you. He wants to meet the best friend of the owner of Thermae to talk business. If you don't want to do that, then ask your little bum buddy "Punjabi Refund" where Soi 6 is in Pattaya and we can meet at Boofies. Then you can see what your little scitso friend is on about every single week.

Even if everyhting you say is true, you ares till a liar and a plagiarist.

[SubCmdr]

Oakie shows the level of his ignorance of Thailand every time he speaks about it.

A brothel is where the bulk of the prostitutes are provided by commercial suppliers, pimps, like those endless bars in Pattaya, with their owners, mamasan pimps, minimum drinks, bar fines, where you don't need any game, just money!

Talk about "training wheels" for grown men! More like a kiddie version of Disneyworld, where you get to buy a ticket to line up for sloppy seconds, thirds, and god knows what else. You pay the pimps there. Here you go one on one with a chica, talk is free, and.

Sometimes I think it's the lack of Lady Boys in Sosua that turns them off of Sosua, but who knows?

The above post was actually made in the Sosua Reports Thread (imagine that). The mother fuck is over there putting out misinformation because Sosua does not rank in the top five locations worldwide for International Trickin. He posted this pure unadulterated male bovine excrement that is a fantasy in his own mind since he has NEVER even visited Pattaya.

How things actually work in Pattaya

My last sexual encounter, I picked my girl, I negotiated with my girl. My girl sucked and fucked me. I paid her directly. I have never paid a PIMP or MAMASAN ever to hire a prostitute. Each and every time I have hired a prostitute I have paid the prostitute directly. Let me repeat that for the dumb ass gringos / farangs posting among us that have never been to Thailand yet worshiped by others like WetAlloverhimself and Coolie Low.

Each and EVERY TIME I have hired a prostitute I have paid the prostitute directly!

[Paolo99]

Part 3, of my trilogy, the finale that all of you are eagerly awaiting, is in its pre-production stage. I cannot start writing it yet because I have yet to fuck her again. But don't worry. It will happen whether you guys like it or not. I just need to convince the girl to jump in my bed again. And yes, I'm going back to the scene of crime. But was there ever a crime?

Wish you good luck bro.

She deserves more pounding this time, just to shut the guys who cried for her up.