Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[EverythingThai]

Even if everyhting you say is true, you ares till a liar and a plagiarist.

You ever notice how some sages only speak from the shadows, preferably from a fan-cooled room in a low-rent corner of Cambodia, where roosters double as alarm clocks and WiFi is paid by the hour?

Enter Ben Newton.

He doesn't live in Thailand. He doesn't need to. His spirit hovers above Thermae every quarter, descending briefly in a blaze of cut-rate conquest and fried chicken. Then, poof, back to the slums, where he resumes his role as Forum Gatekeeper, correcting the boots-on-the-ground while sipping instant coffee and planning the next pilgrimage to the Land of Smiles (on layaway).

Is he trolling? Guiding? Rewriting ISG canon one outdated rate at a time?

Hard to say. But if you hear the screech of a tricycle, the hum of a broken fan, and a rant about "mongers paying too much," chances are Ben Newton's keyboard just lit up.

The legend lives, every 90 days, give or take a promo fare. Ha ha.

Disclaimer: This post is based on actual events, but names, locations, and details have been changed. Any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental.

[EverythingThai]

Hey Twat. Send me a DM after you finish your post so I can reply before yours get released from the moderation jail you are in. That way I can save time. I don't have all day you know.

[Mr Enternational]

I have met up with quite a few people from ISG from the notorious Giotto (mas has its own forum here) to quite some other prolific posters (MPLurker, Pita123) some true veterans like OTH, people here are from all colors of life.

My first time going to Thailand and I was in the Bangkok forum asking questions. OTH was the first (and last) person on the site to tell me Read The Fucking Forum. These days guys take offense for being told that. Back then you just shut the hell up and started reading.

[Mr Enternational]

But Giotto resort real nice place on Soi 33, good food and nice rooms. I had time to drop my stuff off head across to Nana Plaza, with an hour or so left on the clock before closing if I strike out I head to the Nana Hotel disco main level " Was it called Angels " then it was a great FL pick up place.

G's place was expensive too. Made me get right back down to Soi 4 where I belonged! Right with the Nana car park and Angels freelance chicks since I was staying in Nana Hotel.

[EverythingThai]

Let me get this straight Tomorrowland tickets now come with a backstage pass to every girl in Bangkok? That's rich. Look, this isn't a music festival fantasy thread. It's ISG. We trade in real, on-the-ground intel, not fairy dust and QR code seduction tactics.

So unless you're holding a receipt for results that matter, as in, actual bang-for-baht logistics, maybe let's keep the delusions in the tent. This forum runs on realistic info, not glow stick dreams.

I hate to quote the delusional freak but it's so ridiculous, he deserves to be called out.

So if some of your don't know, this is now a confirmed thing. I am 1000% sure anybody who will have tickets, especially VIP or tent packages, will be able to pretty much fuck any girl in Bangkok without rejection. Thailand is the first Asean country to be able to host this global event. If you don't know what Tomorrowland is, then ignore this. The girls will spot out fraudsters real quick. Learn to love Sia and Dua Lipa. Normally, I don't like to share insider tips, but these tickets resale well over their face value always. Buy early and hold onto them late. I've done this before where I flash my receipt confirmation and QR codes for the event and "promise" to take GG Bar girls with the golden pussy to the events. Strippers like to play and hustle, but some of us are oooh so much better at it than them. Revelations.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3_EFWkP2RU (Video was a month old. It is now confirmed. 555).

"Punjabi Refund" has outdone himself this time. I wonder if he realizes that all of his content isn't worth more than a 10 Baht Pattaya Baht bus ride. This fucking idiot needs to retire before Brahma, Vishnu, Shiva, Durga, Lakshmi, Saraswati, Krishna, Rama, Vishnu, and Ganesha snap their fingers and make this fucking loser disappear. Maybe they will just Biatch slap him into reality. Ha ha

Oh, so I wonder when he is coming to Thailand.


Next, Fuck off, the Dr Twat and maybe Better Call Marlo will come running to this idiots defense. It just shows how they are all just as delusional as him. Especially, the DR Twat who knows absolutely nothing about Thailand.

[NicFrenchy]

If a certain someone wants to talk about "OG Vets" these two along with Fernando Alonso and Goats are the real ones. Not some call center scammer. I remember the forum in the days of Jackson. We had meet ups and everyone was really cool. I even hosted a meet up at T-Ded 99 about 10 years ago. It was great meeting many of the guys. Alas those days are over. These guys today on ISG don't have any understanding of the "Bro code".

As usual, you understand exactly how things work ET, and I'm just back to half-mongering after a decade or "regular girls". I missed the meet, that would have been a great idea.

Also, wow did not know Jackson was gone, I was wondering. I was trying to reach out as I'm now "moderated" on the forum (that's new to me LOL).

Good to see some real ISG'ers are still standing.

[NicFrenchy]

Glad you are still alive! I remember those days well but never in Bangkok spend time with any of you at least I don't think I did. But Giotto resort real nice place on Soi 33, good food and nice rooms.

Good to e-see you also my man. Those were the days weren't they (I'm going to sound like an old fart). Giotto this bugger, his place was real heaven for mongers, he did so much for beginners, you could just go to his place, the man would spend time guiding you. I miss that place.

[ElMexicant]

My one and only chosen client at the private gym is a 73 year old woman with stage 4 cancer who is having a chunk of her leg removed because of a tumor. All the trainers, gym people, especially the girls with their camel toes exposed, who work out here notice that. Mister Two Times (because I am the only person they know who can chess press twice their body weight, but actually 2.20 X) is a Saint they say. But it's part of my style of hunting these girls I meet here. So who am I needing to impress on ISG? I am perfectly okay with myself when I fall asleep at night doing what I do.

[SubCmdr]

If a certain someone wants to talk about "OG Vets" these two along with Fernando Alonso and Goats are the real ones. Not some call center scammer. I remember the forum in the days of Jackson. We had meet ups and everyone was really cool. I even hosted a meet up at T-Ded 99 about 10 years ago. It was great meeting many of the guys. Alas those days are over. These guys today on ISG don't have any understanding of the "Bro code". If they see someone having fun and spending money, they get jealous and attack them as a member of the price police. Then when the member they attack fights back, they spend hours searching online trying to match a photo up with one of the members reports so they can identify them and attack him further. The forum is not the same as before. Before it was a community of like minded individuals and now it's just a place full of toxicity and meaningless and unrealistic reports that have no use for anyone reading them. Punjabi Refund, the DR Twat and Fuck off contribute absolutely nothing to ISG, while others use ISG as their personal therapy session. When some of us call them out, they just continue their BS. Alas.

Bro, it is not ISG. It is much of the Society, the Country and the people in my country of origin. It is very different there. Than when I grew up. And yes there was a Bro Code. In many different areas of male association in groups. You cannot turn back the clock. Moderation is NOT going to change personalities. When individuals are posting who admittedly have not only by there own admission NOT visited Thailand, but go on to state that have no intention of visiting Thailand and that they prefer Latinas and Latin Culture, then why is he posting in the Thailand Threads. Answer: To troll others because he has unfinished business with those who will say that they think Pattaya is better than Sosua.

When you have mother fucks whose last ten posts are in the RANTS threads and about me. Who are accusing individuals of homosexual acts. Who are calling others by racial epithets. Who have something to say about the price and appearance of the prostitute everyone else hires, but post prices or photos of none of the prostitutes he hires, well that is just waste. For me that is why the User Blogs are so important as a concentrated repository of information specific to the topic. Yet, you still have mother fucks that don't know shit about the subject matter entering the User Blogs to settle personal vendettas. Thankfully the ADMINISTRATOR put that shit exactly where it belonged (Deleted.)

I will close out that I am guilty of personal attacks also. Right here. Right here in the RANTS thread. This is the space to air our grievances against each other. I am most surprised at the lies others tell in order to make their points when they know the actual facts on the ground. Like the MOTHER FUCK that says there are no freelancers in Pattaya and the the individuals who run the entertainment venues are pimps. Say I am bar fining girls all the time but changes the quote of the actual post I made. FUCK HIM and his Dominican Prostitute he has wifed up. Stay in your lane MOTHER FUCK. You want credibility, stop posting about Thailand until you visit. Is that clear enough for you?

[EverythingThai]

Really?

I have met up with quite a few people from ISG from the notorious Giotto (mas has its own forum here) to quite some other prolific posters (MPLurker, Pita123) some true veterans like OTH, people here are from all colors of life. Bus driver in the US, Security guard from France, lawyers one was an airline pilot. But we all had something in common, we loved sex and shared quite a few experiences. Even went mongering together. Never, ever had a problem, issue or anything. Why? Because there is a Bro-code here and we all understand it.

If a certain someone wants to talk about "OG Vets" these two along with Fernando Alonso and Goats are the real ones. Not some call center scammer. I remember the forum in the days of Jackson. We had meet ups and everyone was really cool. I even hosted a meet up at T-Ded 99 about 10 years ago. It was great meeting many of the guys. Alas those days are over. These guys today on ISG don't have any understanding of the "Bro code". If they see someone having fun and spending money, they get jealous and attack them as a member of the price police. Then when the member they attack fights back, they spend hours searching online trying to match a photo up with one of the members reports so they can identify them and attack him further. The forum is not the same as before. Before it was a community of like minded individuals and now its just a place full of toxicity and meaningless and unrealistic reports that have no use for anyone reading them. Punjabi Refund, the DR Twat and Fuck off contribute absolutely nothing to ISG, while others use ISG as their personal therapy session. When some of us call them out, they just continue their BS. Alas.

[SubCmdr]

"Sideline" is the term used by my Thai friends for such a lady. I would use the same term too.

Prostitute

Noun: prostitute; plural noun: prostitutes.

a person, in particular a woman, who engages in sexual activity for payment

Similar: sex worker, call girl, courtesan, model, escort, masseuse, grande horizontale, fille de joie, pro, working girl, tom, woman on the game, renter, hooker, hustler, tart, streetwalker, woman of the streets, lady of the night, scarlet woman, chippy, moll, cocotte, strumpet, harlot, trollop, wanton, woman of ill repute, lady of pleasure, Cyprian, doxy, trull, wench.

Verb: prostitute; 3rd person present: prostitutes; past tense: prostituted; past participle: prostituted; gerund or present participle: prostituting.

Offer (someone) for sexual activity in exchange for payment.

"although she was paid $15 to join a man at his table, she never prostituted herself".

Now

Why a girl is prostituting herself, how frequently, her day job, her relational status does not matter to me. Only the price that she is asking for her social sexual services and her appearance matter to me. To each their own. Your time; Your dick; Your money; Your call! Damn right. I don't care what you think of my saying. But from even a half a world a way and if you have never visited Thailand it should be clear to you Joakie. When are you coming to Thailand?

There are many freelancers in Thailand

From my experience, short time on Soi 6 ranges from 1000 Baht to 2000 Baht plus the cost of the room. As for beach road, [be]I have no experience[/be], but I've read on the forum that it's around 1000 baht, some claim they've been able to pay 800 Baht and even as low as 500 Baht.

My [BE]actual[/BE] experiences on [BE]Beach Road differ[/BE].

There are there tiers of fees the girls ask for 1000 THB, 1500 THB, 2000 THB. During my time on [be]Beach Road[/be] I have never found a girl willing to take 800 THB for Short Time. Never! If you are really looking for a bargain stick with Thai Friendly 500 - 800 THB can be found there on occasion and remember this is low season right now.

Now it has been more than a quick minute since I hired a Prostitute off of Beach Road.

For those who have never visited Thailand before these are called Freelancers Joakie are you paying attention from half way around the world?

If you RTFF you will learn about any number of hotels that will provide you with short time rooms from 250 - 800 THB.

All individuals actually looking for information should be able to distinguish between the posters full of [BE]male bovine excrement[/BE] and the ones actually providing usable intelligence. But alas this is the internet and the internet allows individuals who have never been to Thailand (Joakie comes to mind) yet they are able to post in the same forums as people like me who have been posted up in Pattaya for a while, providing useable intelligence on venues and pricing of girls prostituting themselves here in Pattaya.

Who said: The idea is to nut? Begs the question, if that is the object, why des girlyl men up in dis ***** getting their panties all up in a knot over terminology.

[LittleBigMan]

Really?

I have met up with quite a few people from ISG from the notorious Giotto (mas has its own forum here) to quite some other prolific posters (MPLurker, Pita123) some true veterans like OTH, people here are from all colors of life. Bus driver in the US, Security guard from France, lawyers one was an airline pilot. But we all had something in common, we loved sex and shared quite a few experiences. Even went mongering together. Never, ever had a problem, issue or anything. Why? Because there is a Bro-code here and we all understand it.

Glad you are still alive! I remember those days well but never in Bangkok spend time with any of you at least I don't think I did. But Giotto resort real nice place on Soi 33, good food and nice rooms.

I use to spend a day or two in Bangkok when arriving then I came in about Midnight using Northwest which is Delta now. I had time to drop my stuff off head across to Nana Plaza, with an hour or so left on the clock before closing if I strike out I head to the Nana Hotel disco main level " Was it called Angels " then it was a great FL pick up place. There was also Annie's just down the Soi.

[SubCmdr]

Really?

I have met up with quite a few people from ISG from the notorious Giotto (mas has its own forum here) to quite some other prolific posters (MPLurker, Pita123) some true veterans like OTH, people here are from all colors of life. Bus driver in the US, Security guard from France, lawyers one was an airline pilot. But we all had something in common, we loved sex and shared quite a few experiences. Even went mongering together. Never, ever had a problem, issue or anything. Why? Because there is a Bro-code here and we all understand it.

Because real recognize real.

Those full of male bovine excrement spew it while beating on their keyboard. Hiding. Never visiting Thailand.

My range is $350 : free: to made money off the girls to add to my stack. 555. Pimping ain't dead.

I thought PIMPin was illegal in Thailand.

You Sir, are a way underappreciated poster here.
I usually get a laugh and often a usable a quote from your brief, sometimes enigmatic, but always biting comments on the conventional wisdom pedlars that populate ISG."WW3 going on underneath the wardrobe"! Is a classic example! A keeper!A nice change from the cheap AI aggregated banal posts about getting laid in a brothel, that man has managed to figure out since the Sumerians. (And in Pattaya even longer! LOL) and the ad infinitem "intel" from his bum buddy, "your dick, your money, bla, bla bla. The Everything Captain Obvious reprint above has all the goodly do-rights, except don't forget to call your Mom on Mother's day!LOL.

When are you coming to Thailand Oakie?

The Defense Rests!

[ElMexicant]

ET has come a long way since the 40 drinks Soi 6 incident. Hahahaha.

He is growing and learning. I think it's time to let off the gas. But all of us had to go through this as a rite of passage. He may get promoted to "vet" status soon.

[Explorer8939]

Is it true that it never rains in Thailand? Cause it's always raining in my shitty life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcHagvoC7l8

Best version of this song ever, sung by 2 hot Japanese babes. Nice!

Rain today in Pattaya.

But given the mass throwing of water, the rain is a minor issue.