Hong Kong Club Reports

[Nothing24]

I see her a couple more times over the coming weeks. Same result. She's young, cute, and basically my type, so finally I ask her if she is free any day so we can potentially do something outside the club. She says "sure" and is recommending places we could go, which I interpret as another good sign. When we finish for the night, I indicate that I am going to text her next week to make arrangements. As we part ways, she say to me "you are going to text me, right?" and I say "yeah".

So the next week I am texting her and the deal is almost sealed when she drops this, "You are going to pay me to go out with you, right?" Damn, so close. I try to be as nice as possible. I tell her that, yes, I was going to make it worth her while, but asking so directly makes it feel transactional and that I'm not looking for just an Escort. The says that she needs to work and that she's not looking for a boyfriend for the time being. The moment being ruined, I say, "oh well maybe another time. ".

So basically she's off the table for now. Though I will concede that she may just be inexperienced and not understand how the long game works. She is pretty fun for the short game, though, so I may still go with her at the club now and then.

This reminded me of an HK girl I met not too long ago. First day we met we hit it off right away. Complete GFE and reasonably priced. Ran into her the following week, I had recently just popped with someone else, so I told her I was on my way out but would invite her for a couple drinks if she would like and she said sure. Thought this would put a damp on things but she was being very affectionate and making out with me the entire time. She asks when are we going to see each other OTC. I told her anytime she would like and she said ok but said I better come prepared because she supposedly likes to fuck for hours. Of course everything sounded great and everything but then she hit me with "it's going to cost you though". Total mood killer. I know it's going to cost me, it's pointless to say that, dummy. I was obviously going to compensate you. Then I started thinking well how much is this chick expecting? 300, 500, 1000? It was such a turn off I didn't even ask her how much. I just played it cool and finished up our drinks and told her I would catch her around next time.

The best girls never bring up money and are typically happy with whatever you give them as long as youre fair and treat them well. A lesson this girl will have to learn on her own.

Since I have plenty of other chicas in my rotation, I haven't been with that same girl since. I'll get around to seeing her again at some point, just not in a hurry to do so.

[Sol12]

So the next week I am texting her and the deal is almost sealed when she drops this, "You are going to pay me to go out with you, right?" Damn, so close. I try to be as nice as possible. I tell her that, yes, I was going to make it worth her while, but asking so directly makes it feel transactional and that I'm not looking for just an Escort. The says that she needs to work and that she's not looking for a boyfriend for the time being. The moment being ruined, I say, "oh well maybe another time. ".

So basically she's off the table for now. Though I will concede that she may just be inexperienced and not understand how the long game works. She is pretty fun for the short game, though, so I may still go with her at the club now and then.

I don't get what she did wrong. Unless the two of you hadn't mentioned anything about spending the night together she just wanted to make sure you didn't think her time and sex was free. Or she just wanted to clarify you wanted.

I would say that guys try to take advantage of girls more than the girls do of guys. IMO. Since I'm not sure of every conversation you had with her and what was exactly said I would imagine that you never made it clear to her that you would compensate her for sex and since your the man you need to make sure she knows the situation and what you want.

[HK Monger]

I will say this about Hong Kong. The best girls, whether looks or performance wise, hardly ever show up for work. They'll go 1 week per month or every other month at most. Why? Because they accumulate their own clientele to see away from the club at their own leisure and not put up with all the HK BS. All they need is a handful of guys who will see them on a consistent basis and they easily make way more with that alone than if they would show up for work at the club every day. And one of those handful of guys usually end up being their sugar daddy to the point that they don't even need to see anybody else unless they want to. Whenever they return to work for that 1 week or so, its because they lose a guy or two in their rotation for whatever reason, and they need new guys to take their place.

The girls you see there on a consistent basis week in and week out for the most part are not the GFE / PSE types, because if they were, they wouldn't have to be showing up for work so often. They would have already easily built up a following to keep them from working so much.

When I go I'm either scouting the newest hottest prospects or looking for familiar faces that haven't been around in a while. The ones who are always typically there are practically invisible to me.

Yep. There are definitely short game girls (girls you might want to take to the room but not see outside the club) and long game girls (girls you might want to see outside the club and have a longer term "relationship" with.).

The girls that are constantly working tend to be more short game girls. Why this is could be any of the following:

1) They are not that attractive.

2) They don't give giood service.

3) Thier personality doesn't allow them to connect with clients.

4) They actually aren't interested in men, in general, so its tougher for them to do the long game.

5) They don't live in Tijuana, but stay in the hotel during their visits and go back. This makes the logistics more difficult.

6) They have an actual boyfriend somewhere, which makes the logistics more difficult.

7) Or lastly, for whatever reason, they just kind of dumb or like working in the clubs better.

Long game girls:

1) Are attractive to most men.

2) Don't like working in the club and avoid it whenever possible.

3) Give good service.

4) Have higher social intelligence, which allows them to make friends with men easily, ultimately leading to these other types of arrangements mentioned by Nothing.

The girls who are "always" there are definitely not good prospect for the long game. Thus, if you want that, you do need to hunt for "new prospects". The newer the better, becuase you want to get in before she builds up too much of a clientele and gets jaded.

Long game is much harder to achieve than short game, for obvious reasons. For me personally, the stars have to kind of align for it to happen. This is because to take a girl out of the club, In addition to her being an attractive, cool girl that I like being with and with whom there is good sexual chemestry, I need to feel that she is also attracted to me and wants to be there. I don't like the idea of just hiring an escort to go places or being some girl's "sugar daddy". I'm not saying that money won't be involved. It will (this is Mexico after all), but she still has to have an interest in me beyond money, or it won't work.

I don't mind helping these girls out financially if they deserve it. In fact, I find this to be a necessary component of a healthy relationship with a female. Why? Because women have the sexual power. Men need to exert financial power to create balance. You may think you are somehow winning by landing a girl who is hot and doesn't need you financially. But the reality is you will have no leverage in the relationship. The girl will totally dictate the terms of the relationship, which is unacceptable to me. To have leverage, you basically have to pay, there is no way around it. Another reality of Mexico is that these women have basically no skills other than getting money from men. If you don't give them money, they will need to minimize their time with you and find some guys that will, not neccessarily because they don't like you, but because they need to survive.

Another obstacle to the long game is finding a girl who works with your budget. Another reason why it's important that they like spending time with you because then you can usually get a pretty good deal. You don't want a girl who is constantly breaking your bank. In addition, I view any money I give them as a gift. They can't ask for it directly or up front. If they are not accepting of what I give then that ends it.

So I recently asked a girl to do something outside the club. This girl is kind of a regular at HK so I was already treading on thin ice. However, she is pretty young, so I though maybe it was worth a shot. Even though I have seen her working there for a while, I never went with her to the room until recently, primarily because I couldn't read her personality. She seemed friendly but a little standoffish with other clients, so I was hesitant.

One day she sat down right beside me, and we started talking. She's all like, "you're the hottest guy in here", and "I tell my friends that your my 'boyfriend'" and some other over the top stuff like that, and I'm like, OK maybe she's trying to butter me up. But then we start kissing and she's all over me. We are literally making out in the club for hours and she's instigating most of it. So I'm thinking, "she acts different with me than I've seen her act with other clients so maybe she DOES like me. " So we go to the room and she gives me girlfriend sex (which is pretty standard for me). I pay her the standard rate plus a tip (She didn't ask for any money, BTW). I get her number. Everything was great.

I see her a couple more times over the coming weeks. Same result. She's young, cute, and basically my type, so finally I ask her if she is free any day so we can potentially do something outside the club. She says "sure" and is recommending places we could go, which I interpret as another good sign. When we finish for the night, I indicate that I am going to text her next week to make arrangements. As we part ways, she say to me "you are going to text me, right?" and I say "yeah".

So the next week I am texting her and the deal is almost sealed when she drops this, "You are going to pay me to go out with you, right?" Damn, so close. I try to be as nice as possible. I tell her that, yes, I was going to make it worth her while, but asking so directly makes it feel transactional and that I'm not looking for just an Escort. The says that she needs to work and that she's not looking for a boyfriend for the time being. The moment being ruined, I say, "oh well maybe another time. ".

So basically she's off the table for now. Though I will concede that she may just be inexperienced and not understand how the long game works. She is pretty fun for the short game, though, so I may still go with her at the club now and then.

[Nothing24]

I will say this about Hong Kong. The best girls, whether looks or performance wise, hardly ever show up for work. They'll go 1 week per month or every other month at most. Why? Because they accumulate their own clientele to see away from the club at their own leisure and not put up with all the HK BS. All they need is a handful of guys who will see them on a consistent basis and they easily make way more with that alone than if they would show up for work at the club every day. And one of those handful of guys usually end up being their sugar daddy to the point that they don't even need to see anybody else unless they want to. Whenever they return to work for that 1 week or so, its because they lose a guy or two in their rotation for whatever reason, and they need new ones to take their place.

The girls you see there on a consistent basis week in and week out for the most part are not the GFE / PSE types, because if they were, they wouldn't have to be showing up for work so often. They would have already easily built up a following to keep them from working so much.

When I go I'm either scouting the newest hottest prospects or hoping to bump into familiar faces that haven't been around in a while. The ones who are always typically there are practically invisible to me.

[Bearsi]

I was going to say something similar. That's about the experience you are going to have as a first timer. Especially if you are going for volume fucking, meaning fucking as many girls as you can in the shortest time possible. It's like they can smell a newbie and the sharks start circling. It's a lot different if you are a regular and can take your time and be more selective. Also, it makes a difference if they know you are coming back next weekgives you a lot more clout.

A couple points here from the original post.

"My main complaints like the rest of Tijuana clubs in general is the all cash aspect. I hate having to take out ones or break down my bills to smaller bills. Plus the fucking tipping is out of fucking control. Everyone in these clubs want a fucking tip. I was about to pull down my pants and let them suck my tip towards the end if they wanted it so bad. "

If you are not from a tipping culture I guess it can be a little off-putting. Just say no if you don't want tip to the girls. As for the waiters, they make their money on tips, so it is conventional to give them a tip if you order drinks. You don't have to tip them for any other reason, though. As for the cash aspect, maybe it lacks convenience and requires more planning ahead, but I don't mind it because at least cash is anonymous. I don't really want a record of what I am doing down there. Also, I would never want the club to control the money flow for the girls services.

"We headed upstairs and had to use the ATM. $15 fee to get my money out."

Personally, I always bring the amount of money I need for the night with me to avoid using the ATM. You always are going to be hit with some predatory fee if you use an ATM on the premises.

"I must have talked to 6-8 girls and all but two would (n't)?? Give me a BBBJ. It was insane. All had the same line saying that the club wouldn't allow it and they were looking out for their health. "

This is BS. The club doesn't care at all what you do in the room. The girls are like independent contractors in that respect.

"The place is too fucking loud as well. You can barely talk to a girl and once you do you have to pay for her drink to do so. In SP / Rio they have quieter places you can chat a girl with and just hang out"

As Nothing mentioned, the vibe is a little more chill Sun-Wed, with your best deals probably being Mon or Tuesday. Of course, HK will likely still have top talent those days but Chicago and Tropical will be slower.

"Another thing I didn't like was that the girls could keep their phones and half of them would be on it at all times. This is another aspect that Brazil gets right. Girls can't have their phones while out. Keeps them engaged. "

This might not be a bed Idea. This is especially true in Chavelas where it's like cell phone city. However, some of the girls look so board in there even with their phones, I would hate to see what they looked like without them!


A couple tips for first timers.

1) Don't say you are from wherever you are from. Just tell them you live in LA or SD. Makes it seem like you have the potential to come back soon.

2) Don't ask a lot of newb questions. This can be tough one, but if you are asking questions about the club like you've never been there before this a tell for the girls.

3) Don't throw your money around wildly. Regulars don't do this. Making it rain and busting out tips for for every girl that comes by is a newb maneuver. It's also guaranteed to get the sharks circling and also you are going to have about 10 pushy waiters at you table.

4) Hold off negotiating the price/services as long as you can. I know some people disagree with this but I feel like once you have looked them into doing X Y and Z for $120 or so you may have brought the price down slightly but you are surely on the road to a more mechanical session. And if you don't negotiate, you are under no obligation to pay more than the standard rate, which is like 100-120.

TIPPING.

I'm from the USA so I understand tipping cultured and its fucking BS.

Importing that shit to mexico is like importing LA girl mindset to the girls.

Like who wants that? Shit should be contained and not spreading.

And I mean every motherfucker wanted a tip. The doorguy, the waiters, the security guys, the guys at the hotel, the girls, etc.

Its like their little kids begging for money and it's offputting.

In Brazil they don't have this stupid tipping culture but I do tip some people like the DJ at scan to put my music or some waiters when they help a brother out with a girl or some extra stuff.

So I'm not opposed to it but it's stupid you want a tip for doing your job like you're not getting paid.

ATM.

Yea I should have brought more money.

Atms in the usa at strip clubs would be about the same. Even in SP more or less.

Its just annoying it wasnt like 10 $ or less.

BBBJ.

Yea I know this was bullshit. I called them out every single time but it's like a pre scripted thing for 90% of the girls I talked to.

It was crazy it was that high.

Like I said I've been to a few places around the world but never met so many girls in a row saying the exact same shit.

Its like they don't go to the clinic or something to get tested like you're supposed to.

I told them I get tested frequently and they looked at me like I was the insane one and not the other way around.

It was actually kinda nasty to think some of these girls don't get tested on a regualr basis.

In SP most clubs requires the girls to bring a test results every 2-3 weeks.

Idk if HK has a similar policy but I doubt it since most girls said they didn't want to pay for something like that all the time.

NOISE.

Just to preface I'm 29 and not 69.

I'm used to clubs and loud ish places but this aspect was just super annoying.

No matter what club you went it was always blasting some shitty rap / mexican music turned up to 100 all the time or have a loud ass live band near.

The only place that was sort of quite was the top level in HK but I doubt most girls would want to walk all the way up there just to talk for a bit.

I don't blame them either.

SP clubs have like resturant area where you can dine and they have like light jazz music or keep the volume to like 40% so you can have a nice talk with a girl over some dinner and drinks.

They also have smoking areas that are quite too.

Most have club areas where music is loud but contained if you want that too.

Overall they got their shit together and the mexican clubs are just a mess of a place.

PHONES.

This should be policy so girls have to give a shit.

They are working and so they need to act like it.

If they get bored they can work at KFC or McDonalds.

Since I'm paying for the girls drink when I talk to them I better have their full fucking attention.

OVERALL.

Not my kind of place.

There are other places like montreal that I feel are better for my liking and needs.

DR perhaps?

I just know I will never go back to Tijuana since it lacks so many things that make it a real relaxing spot.

Feels like a Reno to Sao paulo's Las Vegas.

[Bearsi]

All this talk of Scandallo and I still haven't seen any pics or videos of the girls there? Even in the SP forum.

Never brought up scandallo but you can go to the sao paulo forum and people post some pics of girls from there.

They have a strict no photos or video policy so hard to get a image of the inside.

During covid a reporter went inside and busted them about the amount of people going in and out so they clamped down hard recently.

If you PM some members they will most likely send you some pics and videos of the girls they had for sure.

[Bearsi]

Thank you for a terrific & detailed post. Thanks also for reminding us that the quality of our experiences & memories is why it's worth traveling there. The time to get to Sao / Rio is the reason it is still paradise. The quick sessions at hktj are like Mcdonalds Vs. A full course 5-star meal. (with only a few memorable exceptions).

I never compared scandallo to Tijuana.

SP means Sao paulo.

I did directly compared it to casarao in SP which is like the cheapest and club like place in SP that has a similar structure to HK and the other clubs in Tijuana.

But to add to that you can have quick sessions in the clinicas in moema in SP, there are like 5 within walking distance and pay like $40-80 to fuck a girl who looks a whole lot better than most girls in HK.

You can just sit, get a free drink and see the line up and decide to go with a girl or head to another clinica.

No pressure and you can easily get the girls number after to meet at your place for $100 or something like that easy.

Seeking also has some girls for cheap or just want to fuck.

Okcupid / tinder is big.

Online girls are also very good and if you have a connection you can get a discount.

They are also much more sexually passionate with BBBJ and most girls are down to take photos / videos while the mexican girls were very skittish.

So even the quick session "mcdonalds" in SP are much better than Tijuana.

[Bearsi]

I know you said you don't plan on going back but on the off chance that you do, I strongly suggest going earlier in the week instead of Thursday through Saturday. For us who are there on a regular basis, we will all pretty much say those are the worst days to go. Too many dudes around hogging up all the top tier talent.

Also, you said your preference is South American girls, which Chicago has plenty of if you go late at night. No Brazilians but several Colombians and Venezuelans. All curvy gals and most seem to be open to anal if thats your thing.

Thanks for taking the time to write your report but just sounded like you didn't know how to pick them. Maybe you just dealt with what you felt you were given though. Theres definitely hot girls around in HK, Tropical and Chicago who provide GFE/PSE service. But I'm local so I have more time to put in the footwork and weed them out, to be fair. Just my 2 cents.

I don't really have time to go during Monday-Wednesday and if I have that time off I'd rather go south.

I went during the daytime as well to the clubs and less guys and some girls who only work during the day but the main issue is that I don't find many of them attractive to pluck down some thousands of pesos for them or their time.

I lean towards brazilians girls more than colombians / venezualans because they are more genetically different. Col / ven girls are pretty typical brown skin, brown eyes and black hair while brazilians can be true redheads (my fav) blondes, Japanese, Indigenous, black with blue, green or grey eyes and have more european dna from Italy, Germany or Portugal than you'd find anywhere else in central or south america.

Granted maybe I did pick some duds but at the same time I did talk to over 10+ girls in total in my 4 days in Tijuana and they were just fucking boring for the most part except for the last girl but I got her number after to meet again before I left and got nothing so even she wasn't that amazing.

It really is the attractiveness and attitude of the girls that is the main issue overall.

Not much to do in Tijuana as well.

That's just my opinion and if you're near the border I guess it can be fine but for me a whole trip is too much legwork for girls I wouldn't even give a second look back here in miami.

[HK Monger]

I know you said you don't plan on going back but on the off chance that you do, I strongly suggest going earlier in the week instead of Thursday through Saturday. For us who are there on a regular basis, we will all pretty much say those are the worst days to go. Too many dudes around hogging up all the top tier talent.

Also, you said your preference is South American girls, which Chicago has plenty of if you go late at night. No Brazilians but several Colombians and Venezuelans. All curvy gals and most seem to be open to anal if thats your thing.

Thanks for taking the time to write your report but just sounded like you didn't know how to pick them. Maybe you just dealt with what you felt you were given though. Theres definitely hot girls around in HK, Tropical and Chicago who provide GFE/PSE service. But I'm local so I have more time to put in the footwork and weed them out, to be fair. Just my 2 cents.

I was going to say something similar. That's about the experience you are going to have as a first timer. Especially if you are going for volume fucking, meaning fucking as many girls as you can in the shortest time possible. It's like they can smell a newbie and the sharks start circling. It's a lot different if you are a regular and can take your time and be more selective. Also, it makes a difference if they know you are coming back next weekgives you a lot more clout.

A couple points here from the original post.

"My main complaints like the rest of Tijuana clubs in general is the all cash aspect. I hate having to take out ones or break down my bills to smaller bills. Plus the fucking tipping is out of fucking control. Everyone in these clubs want a fucking tip. I was about to pull down my pants and let them suck my tip towards the end if they wanted it so bad. "

If you are not from a tipping culture I guess it can be a little off-putting. Just say no if you don't want tip to the girls. As for the waiters, they make their money on tips, so it is conventional to give them a tip if you order drinks. You don't have to tip them for any other reason, though. As for the cash aspect, maybe it lacks convenience and requires more planning ahead, but I don't mind it because at least cash is anonymous. I don't really want a record of what I am doing down there. Also, I would never want the club to control the money flow for the girls services.

"We headed upstairs and had to use the ATM. $15 fee to get my money out."

Personally, I always bring the amount of money I need for the night with me to avoid using the ATM. You always are going to be hit with some predatory fee if you use an ATM on the premises.

"I must have talked to 6-8 girls and all but two would (n't)?? Give me a BBBJ. It was insane. All had the same line saying that the club wouldn't allow it and they were looking out for their health. "

This is BS. The club doesn't care at all what you do in the room. The girls are like independent contractors in that respect.

"The place is too fucking loud as well. You can barely talk to a girl and once you do you have to pay for her drink to do so. In SP / Rio they have quieter places you can chat a girl with and just hang out"

As Nothing mentioned, the vibe is a little more chill Sun-Wed, with your best deals probably being Mon or Tuesday. Of course, HK will likely still have top talent those days but Chicago and Tropical will be slower.

"Another thing I didn't like was that the girls could keep their phones and half of them would be on it at all times. This is another aspect that Brazil gets right. Girls can't have their phones while out. Keeps them engaged. "

This might not be a bed Idea. This is especially true in Chavelas where it's like cell phone city. However, some of the girls look so board in there even with their phones, I would hate to see what they looked like without them!


A couple tips for first timers.

1) Don't say you are from wherever you are from. Just tell them you live in LA or SD. Makes it seem like you have the potential to come back soon.

2) Don't ask a lot of newb questions. This can be tough one, but if you are asking questions about the club like you've never been there before this a tell for the girls.

3) Don't throw your money around wildly. Regulars don't do this. Making it rain and busting out tips for for every girl that comes by is a newb maneuver. It's also guaranteed to get the sharks circling and also you are going to have about 10 pushy waiters at you table.

4) Hold off negotiating the price/services as long as you can. I know some people disagree with this but I feel like once you have looked them into doing X Y and Z for $120 or so you may have brought the price down slightly but you are surely on the road to a more mechanical session. And if you don't negotiate, you are under no obligation to pay more than the standard rate, which is like 100-120.

[Aviator400]

I know you said you don't plan on going back but on the off chance that you do, I strongly suggest going earlier in the week instead of Thursday through Saturday. For us who are there on a regular basis, we will all pretty much say those are the worst days to go. Too many dudes around hogging up all the top tier talent.

Also, you said your preference is South American girls, which Chicago has plenty of if you go late at night. No Brazilians but several Colombians and Venezuelans. All curvy gals and most seem to be open to anal if thats your thing.

Thanks for taking the time to write your report but just sounded like you didn't know how to pick them. Maybe you just dealt with what you felt you were given though. Theres definitely hot girls around in HK, Tropical and Chicago who provide GFE/PSE service. But I'm local so I have more time to put in the footwork and weed them out, to be fair. Just my 2 cents.

This is a thoughtful response and the advice is accurate. Weekends are a zoo and a poor choice for a first time Tijuana experience. Been to many places around the world and some of my best experiences are from Tijuana.

[Enter The V]

I want to start off with saying I went to Tijuana for the first time and did my research and tried to keep an open mind but I do prefer south american girls / european to central american girls.

SP is my favorite place and so it comes from that perspective.

First time in Tijuana and like I told the border official entering back to the states, my last time.

I've been to other places like Berlin, Barcelona, Montreal, GT City, SP / Rio and I have to rank Tijuana as the lowest just behind GT City.

Flew to san diego from the east coast Thursday morning. Took an uber to the border but if you know the lay of the land you can take the trolley down there and save a few bucks. Was $40 uber from SAN to the border.

All this talk of Scandallo and I still haven't seen any pics or videos of the girls there? Even in the SP forum.

[DonCarlos1234]

I I guess if you want a quick fuck and you like the average look of Mexican girls but if you want something better I would just go to Brazil where the options are just next level and more sophisticated with tons more options and a more elegant system of doing business

Thank you for a terrific & detailed post. Thanks also for reminding us that the quality of our experiences & memories is why it's worth traveling there. The time to get to Sao / Rio is the reason it is still paradise. The quick sessions at hktj are like Mcdonalds Vs. A full course 5-star meal. (with only a few memorable exceptions).

[Nothing24]

I want to start off with saying I went to Tijuana for the first time and did my research and tried to keep an open mind but I do prefer south american girls / european to central american girls.

SP is my favorite place and so it comes from that perspective.

I know you said you don't plan on going back but on the off chance that you do, I strongly suggest going earlier in the week instead of Thursday through Saturday. For us who are there on a regular basis, we will all pretty much say those are the worst days to go. Too many dudes around hogging up all the top tier talent.

Also, you said your preference is South American girls, which Chicago has plenty of if you go late at night. No Brazilians but several Colombians and Venezuelans. All curvy gals and most seem to be open to anal if thats your thing.

Thanks for taking the time to write your report but just sounded like you didn't know how to pick them. Maybe you just dealt with what you felt you were given though. There’s definitely hot girls around in HK, Tropical and Chicago who provide GFE/PSE service. But I'm local so I have more time to put in the footwork and weed them out, to be fair. Just my 2 cents.

[Bearsi]

I want to start off with saying I went to Tijuana for the first time and did my research and tried to keep an open mind but I do prefer south american girls / european to central american girls.

SP is my favorite place and so it comes from that perspective.

First time in Tijuana and like I told the border official entering back to the states, my last time.

I've been to other places like Berlin, Barcelona, Montreal, GT City, SP / Rio and I have to rank Tijuana as the lowest just behind GT City.

Flew to san diego from the east coast Thursday morning. Took an uber to the border but if you know the lay of the land you can take the trolley down there and save a few bucks. Was $40 uber from SAN to the border.

Trolley would be like $3.

Crossed the border pretty easily and fast.

Took a taxi from there to my hotel.

Stayed in grand one plaza hotel. Was pretty nice and had big rooms and girls can come in freely. Has a nice rooftop bar and lounge area. No pool.

Called a girl over from good girls named mesi.

Looked good on pics. She arrived a bit late but I took a nap from my flight so all good. She was just a bit more big from her pics. A few more stretched marks but overall it was her.

She was a bit awkward and it started off a bit slow. I think she blew me with a condom or maybe not, can't remember but it was pretty bad regardless since I can't remember.

Used my condoms and the damn thing broke. I wondered why it felt better LOL.

Went to change it and it was just an ok session. She couldn't really get into doggystyle position for some reason. It was like she was new but I doubt that.

$125.

My wingman from Cali showed up after and we got some food and headed to the clubs.

TROPICAL

Pretty nice. Has three floors. Pretty decent amount of girls. Has a soap area on the first floor, second floor has like a live band / bar area and third floor has a stripper pole area.

No cover and the girls here seemed the most chill.

Took a girl here on a Friday night and seemed like it was going to go ok.

Went to the room for $120 and $40 for the room.

After a quick shower she said she wanted to do a CBJ since she wanted to keep her health in check and then proceeded to poke a hole into two baby wipes to put around my dick.

I immediately called it off and told her I'm leaving and not paying because this was absurd.

That was the only time I tried that club and left for good.

CHICAGO CLUB

Only one floor but pretty spacious.

Walked around and it was the least populated from the three clubs.

Smoking area on the side.

Had a hot tub where girls would do a little show and there was like 2 or 3 stripper poles.

Didn't really see anything I liked.

Talked to one girl.

Said she was new to the place.

Only worked a week but she wanted 200 for 1 HR or 150 for half.

Tried to negotiate but she only went down $10.

Left for Hong Kong but decided to come back real quick after I left HK late and she was still there.

Didn't seem anyone else took her offer so decided to give her another shot.

No go and tried to get her number but she said she didn't give it out until a guy goes up first.

She then asked if I was just going to keep wasting her time to go with the other 0 guys who were interested in her LOL.

This place was also a dud.

Last but not least.

HONG KONG

Went to this place all three nights I was there (Thursday-Saturday).

The most promising but this place is a vibe killer and is just so close to being great.

My main complaints like the rest of Tijuana clubs in general is the all cash aspect. I hate having to take out ones or break down my bills to smaller bills. Plus the fucking tipping is out of fucking control.

Everyone in these clubs want a fucking tip.

I was about to pull down my pants and let them suck my tip towards the end if they wanted it so bad.

I don't understand why they can't just make you a tab or have a bracelet or something like that like they do in SP or Rio and pay your tab when you leave with a card or cash with a discount.

The place is too fucking loud as well. You can barely talk to a girl and once you do you have to pay for her drink to do so. In SP / Rio they have quieter places you can chat a girl with and just hang out.

I must have talked to 6-8 girls and all but two would give me a BBBJ. It was insane. They all had the same line saying that the club wouldn't allow it and they were looking out for their health.

I gave them a tip and told them then don't fuck random guys for money for a living.

First girl was a neat looking redhead (fake but whatever) green eyes and decent body. Her head game was like 30 seconds of sucking and then putting a condom on.

The sex was like a routine she does with pre determined intervals. She was a bit thin so she said I couldn't really man handle her or slap her ass. It was like fucking a sex robot with 5 minute intervals for each positions. No passion, just mechanical.

2nd girl was a bit better but was CBJ.

MILF with black hair, short and kinda white. Started off pretty strong but then her period blood came out and just stopped the whole thing.

Took a quick shower and see if it kept going but it didn't so that was weird. She then proceeded to put her fingers around the base of the condom to keep it in place the whole time and I kept telling her that she was scratching my balls with her long fake fingernails. I had to physically move her hand away a few times until she got the message that I was ready to leave if she didn't stop.

Finished up and it was the most decent so far in HK even with all the BS.

$100.

3rd girl was fun.

Black hair, pale and much younger. Looked italian.

Talked a bit and flipped a coin for 120 or 140.

I won at 120. We headed upstairs and had to use the ATM. $15 fee to get my money out.

Her head game was the best out of all the girls in Tijuana but really is the standard anywhere else tbh.

No fuss and all fun. Had a nice time and overall was the best girl I had there. If more girls were like this then I would be pretty good with the trip but this was the last girl for the trip.

HK girls think they are hot shit but its like being the biggest fish in a pond. Attitude here is pretty wack.

Another thing I didn't like was that the girls could keep their phones and half of them would be on it at all times. This is another aspect that Brazil gets right. Girls can't have their phones while out. Keeps them engaged.

Customer service is pretty shit too. I ask the door guy at HK a question and he just shouted at my friend and I too keep moving like he was in a damn hurry. Then he wanted a tip when we came back later LOL.

Called another girl from mustaj or something like that named fatima.

Came on time.

Had to get her from the lobby.

She looked pretty cute but was def too shy for this. Maybe she was new?

Felt like the most awkward virgin sex with one of the most horrendous handjob / blowjob I ever had. It was so odd it's hard to explain.

Went to doggy and she had a smell that hit my nose that made me lose my arousal. She went to take a shower after she entered the room so idk how she smelled. Finished up fast after that.

$125.

Tried seeking and saw one girl. She was a white ish looking girl. Dyed redhead, 5 ft.

She was very new and was the first guy she met.

She was very shy about the whole thing so went to the rooftop bar and had a drink first. She wanted $200 but told her $100 was the max and she said that was ok.

Got to the room and we went at it after a quick shower.

BJ was quick. She liked to kiss and grind. Put on a condom and went to pound town. Mixing it up with some kisses and hard fucks. Was the most passionate.

Had a great time and ended up giving her $135. She was happy and that was that.

Headed back to the border and that took like 35 mins.

Trolley to SAN was easy. $3.

Overall Tijuana was just not it.

I would gladly fly an extra 4 hrs and pay like $25-50 more for a hotter girl (for my taste) with better passionate fucking and customer service in Brazil.

I would compared these clubs to casarao in SP. Casarao is like $10 to enter with a drink and $6 without. Monday nights they have free bbq. Girls can be had for like $50 hh to like $90 HR.

Overnight would be like $120-200.

Theres a good mix of girls from scandallo (high end club) and random newbies that want to make a quick buck. So you will find pros next to GND.

People at the door are always friendly and helpful. There are quite places to have a convo. And the girls have much better body figures.

HK does have a policy that if a girl gets too fat or big then she can't enter anymore.

But the real tragedy is that most of the girls had flat asses. Some girls had some real fake BBLs but very few had a nice shapely ass. Most girls in Tijuana and even HK would look better if they all just went to the gym a few times a week and lost like 10 pounds. Brazilian genetics are something else because even the petite GNDs I like had nice asses no matter if they were short or skinny or went to the gym at all. Plus you have a great mix of redhead, blondes, japanese and black girls. Seeking is also really good over there.

To me it's not worth the hassle to go to the west coast and cross a border and deal with bills for a mediocre experience. it has all the worst aspects of an american strip club and all of the crudeness meixco is known for. It's ok I guess if you want a quick fuck and you like the average look of mexican girls but if you want something better I would just go to Brazil where the options are just next level and more sophisticated with tons more options and a more elegant system of doing business

[Hadez]

I have noticed a lot of cocaine in Rosarito and Tijuana since July 2024. It is in the bathrooms at Rosarito clubs and I have seen multiple girls buying it from waiters in Zona clubs.

The police action in Tijuana has gotten very aggressive. They even come into the Zona Norte now. The 90s and early 2000s were bad before the clean up but I have never seen anything like what I have seen so far in 2025.

In the cab ride from the border there was a police check point on the way to HK. They stopped the cab and searched our bags. This police officer seemed normal, not on drugs. We had no drugs so we were allowed to go after the search. This was Feb 2025 ish.

Right next to HK two police officers definately on cocaine stopped me while walking. I was drunk but had no drugs on me. They emptied the money from my monger wallet. Later I noticed they kept $50. This was also 2025.

I was stopped next to parking structure by the ally on other side of block from HK not far from Chicago. Again complete search, money taken out of container. This time I kept track and kept all my money. These two were also on cocaine.

Was driving in Zona and got stopped. Two more police on cocaine. Searched everything. I did not have drugs so got away no money taken.

I have been stopped in my car near zona before. It has been some years. Never before have I seen police stopped people inside the Zona. Must be the cocaine giving new revenue making ideas.

Do not have drugs in Tijuana. This includes weed. You will definately lose money and may go to jail.