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[SubCmdr]

And as for the beer girls, do they really go sleep with guys all the time? I thought they were just there to sell beer. How many of you have had luck with the beer girls?

I will give you two words that will lead you to success: Bar Fine.

ROTFLMAO!

[SubCmdr]

Thailands tourism tax to be introduced during upcoming high season

The tourism tax of 300 baht (S$11.80) a person will come into force for foreign tourists by the end of 2025, Thailands Tourism and Sports Minister Sorawong Thienthong said on Feb 27.

He expects the tourism tax scheme to come into effect during Thailands high season later in the year, provided the scheme is endorsed via publication in the Royal Gazette in March.

Details of the scheme are not clear for now, he said, adding that the ministry is working on linking data to the Thailand Digital Arrival Card (TDAC) to facilitate tax collection. The TDAC will come into force on May 1.

https://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se...ng-high-season

Mother fucks going to get taxed just for showing up.

ROTFLMAO!

[Allover]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U71-Ac8RfZg

Sure, he doesn't show that he fucks them in the end, it's a lot of implied stuff, but how does he manage to get so many chicks, especially with a camera in their face. And how is it no one notices the camera? Is it cause he's Korean? Thai chicks love them Koreans don't they? Lucky bastards.

And as for the beer girls, do they really go sleep with guys all the time? I thought they were just there to sell beer. How many of you have had luck with the beer girls?

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

[NicFrenchy]

And as for the beer girls, do they really go sleep with guys all the time? I thought they were just there to sell beer. How many of you have had luck with the beer girls?

Beer girls are hit on by just about EVERY guy on EVERY table they serve, they are masters at their craft, which is making you feel like you're the only customer in the world, that you're special and will never say NO to your face. I'd bet you a dollar to a doughnut that the guy had to wait alone at the McDonald, she had to go home because her "Mother, brother, father. " didn't feel well.

As for any "luck", yes, I did a while back. With a heineken girl, they did a party at a conference in a hotel we were staying at, and she was tipsy and tired at the end of the night, ended up in my room. Didn't do anything that night (wasn't really planning to) and let her sleep on the bed, but the next morning, she wanted to "thank me". These girls can be very picky, but sometimes they want to have fun also.

[Newton York]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U71-Ac8RfZg

Sure, he doesn't show that he fucks them in the end, it's a lot of implied stuff, but how does he manage to get so many chicks, especially with a camera in their face. And how is it no one notices the camera? Is it cause he's Korean? Thai chicks love them Koreans don't they? Lucky bastards.

And as for the beer girls, do they really go sleep with guys all the time? I thought they were just there to sell beer. How many of you have had luck with the beer girls?

[Lcale1982]

Long time ago I posted about getting SIM at 7-11 upon arrival BKK. The package was about 200-350 unlimited 5 G for a month. Hate to say it, but now their packages match the tourists packages offered at the airport stalls. 400 for 8 days was the cheapest at 7-11. They caught up to the game. That's what I get for sharing intel. Market got ruined just the same when guys starting sharing videos of Figueroa girls. So anybody want to share intel on their hot Thai girls that go for cheap? 555.

I always go to Fortune Town and get a month unlimited like 500 last year iirc. But wondering if they do esim too now that I got a new phone.

[ElMexicant]

Long time ago I posted about getting SIM at 7-11 upon arrival BKK. The package was about 200-350 unlimited 5 G for a month. Hate to say it, but now their packages match the tourists packages offered at the airport stalls. 400 for 8 days was the cheapest at 7-11. They caught up to the game. That's what I get for sharing intel. Market got ruined just the same when guys starting sharing videos of Figueroa girls. So anybody want to share intel on their hot Thai girls that go for cheap? 555.

[Shikhar10]

Mongering with an ingrown hair

The conflicting advice has me a little confused but I appreciate it.

Concealers will not work for nuru massage.

I do not like dim lighting during sex and it anyway will not work. The skin is too pink / red there to not be noticed during a blowjob.

Bandaid for massages and concealer for other sessions look like the best options.

[Newton York]

I have an ingrown pube about an inch above my dick. Of course it had to happen right around when I am flying to Thailand. Fuck my life.

The scab fell off recently. It does not look nice. I was thinking of slapping a waterproof bandaid on it before heading for massages / bars.

Is the bandaid going to scare the chicks? I can already imagine the worried looks on their faces wondering what kind of disease I am carrying.

Any suggestions for what to do?

How about preemptively informing the lady before massage / barfining? It will be an odd conversation and many might refuse but it could avoid no / subpar service later.

Oh and again, fuck my life.

They're not going to understand what that is though, even if you try to explain it to them, they'll just think you're lying. Just try to get into a situation where you can turn off the lights completely.

[NicFrenchy]

Any suggestions for what to do?

No girl will care about your Band-aid. As long as you pay, are clean, they'll be fine.

They may ask you just by curiosity. Maybe have a text in Thai explaining "In-growth hair". But they won't care.

[EihTooms]

Mongering with an ingrown pubic hair
I have an ingrown pube about an inch above my dick. Of course it had to happen right around when I am flying to Thailand. Fuck my life.

The scab fell off recently. It does not look nice. I was thinking of slapping a waterproof bandaid on it before heading for massages / bars.

Is the bandaid going to scare the chicks? I can already imagine the worried looks on their faces wondering what kind of disease I am carrying.

Any suggestions for what to do?

How about preemptively informing the lady before massage / barfining? It will be an odd conversation and many might refuse but it could avoid no / subpar service later.

Oh and again, fuck my life.

If the scab has fallen off and what remains is a red spot or something like that on the surface of your skin, go to the make-up section of a drug store and buy a "Concealer". It is a liquid make-up that usually comes in a lipstick type of container and is applied with a brush attached to the inside of the cap. Buy one that roughly matches the color of your skin in the area of the blemish. Or you might want to go slightly lighter than that if the combination of "red spot" and the color of the Concealer you choose will likely blend to arrive at roughly the same color as the skin in that area.

They are cheap so buy a couple of different shades and experiment at home.

Apply one tiny dab on the spot, tap it with your finger tip to blend it in with the surrounding area and it might completely disappear to anything but a very close and purposeful inspection in a well-lighted room.

This is the make-up the ladies use to make their naturally splotchy and irregular facial skin color look smooth and even. They are sometimes covering / hiding or "Concealing" major blemishes that we have no idea are there until it is all washed off and the lights fully back on.

The stick / bottles are small and skinny enough to keep in your pocket to reapply another dab as needed in the bathroom before a session begins.

It is not water-proof so you might want to wave off the invitation to shower with the lady before the bed games begin. Unless the lighting is very low in that bathroom.

I used to get the occasional ingrown hair above my penis too. That was back when I tried to leave the hair in that area somewhat short and only fully shaved everything below that area, immediately around the base of my dick and all of my scrotum area. But in the past couple of years I have gone ahead and shaved all of that area above my dick, using an electric razor to do it.

Since I have gone fully shaved and smooth above, below and all around I have not experienced any ingrown hairs or small, isolated rash from pokey short hairs anywhere in the area.

However, the kind of hair we grow, curly vs straighter, thick vs thin and so on works against one solution fitting all cases.

Try the Concealer make-up solution and see if that works for you until it heals enough for any remaining red spot to disappear on its own.

[Explorer8939]

I got a feeling this is more than a blip. Even with the covid crash, the market recovered within 2 months to all time highs. This time around, I think we're in it for the long haul, with the added bonus of a multi-year long recession to boot. There goes my brokerage account. I'm so deep in the red, I might as well join the Pattaya Flying Club, but I can't afford to fly to Thailand! Ha! Christ on a stick, my life sucks.

But why would Pattaya get quiet because of a protracted stock market crash? Most farang expat types live off of sources of income that's not entirely stock market based as far as I know, at least that's what they brag about. Some fucking bar they own with their Thai chick. Some piece of real estate they have back in their home country. Or dividends from their REITS. *sigh* You guys living the good life in Thailand, you got no clue how lucky you are. You're blessed, and not by some shitty god either. By Lucifer Himself. Blessed Be His Kind Presence, and pray that he'll take my soul in exchange for riches. Riches baby!

Farang expats are a tiny percent of the ladies' book of business. Most expats have a live in Thai lady, so they don't spend a lot of money at bars. Those that do live in the Darkside, or away from central Pattaya.

Expats can live off Social Security, so the downturn won't affect them that much.

But the Farang tourists disappear during recessions. That leaves the ladies with East and South Asian customers.

[SubCmdr]

Anyone checked the price of Thai Gold lately? Sell: 51150 Lost my shirt? Only because it's the Songkran Festival.

ROFLMAO!

[Shikhar10]

I have an ingrown pube about an inch above my dick. Of course it had to happen right around when I am flying to Thailand. Fuck my life.

The scab fell off recently. It does not look nice. I was thinking of slapping a waterproof bandaid on it before heading for massages / bars.

Is the bandaid going to scare the chicks? I can already imagine the worried looks on their faces wondering what kind of disease I am carrying.

Any suggestions for what to do?

How about preemptively informing the lady before massage / barfining? It will be an odd conversation and many might refuse but it could avoid no / subpar service later.

Oh and again, fuck my life.

[Newton York]

Hopefully, the current stock market downturn is a blip, and things will get back to normal soon.

If not, Pattaya will get very quiet this summer.

Not even our SubCmdr is talking about his stock market winnings lately. And I shudder to think of the day traders in Pattaya.

I got a feeling this is more than a blip. Even with the covid crash, the market recovered within 2 months to all time highs. This time around, I think we're in it for the long haul, with the added bonus of a multi-year long recession to boot. There goes my brokerage account. I'm so deep in the red, I might as well join the Pattaya Flying Club, but I can't afford to fly to Thailand! Ha! Christ on a stick, my life sucks.

But why would Pattaya get quiet because of a protracted stock market crash? Most farang expat types live off of sources of income that's not entirely stock market based as far as I know, at least that's what they brag about. Some fucking bar they own with their Thai chick. Some piece of real estate they have back in their home country. Or dividends from their REITS. *sigh* You guys living the good life in Thailand, you got no clue how lucky you are. You're blessed, and not by some shitty god either. By Lucifer Himself. Blessed Be His Kind Presence, and pray that he'll take my soul in exchange for riches. Riches baby!