Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[UglyAzzMan]

All Pattaya girls are just pussy to you. You fuck short, fat, and ugly girls and brag about how cheap they are. Fucking a thousand girls does not make a man happy. Look at you. You spend most of your free time in this forum. You always sound so cranky and are very quick to put people down. Sandy won't open her fine legs for crude men like you and she certainly isn't going to open her legs for 1,000 Baht. It's not that easy like you always claim it is. They may be prostitutes. But many of them, especially the beautiful ones, do not think like one. You fuck Sandy for 1,000 Baht. Then, I will bow down to you and call you the messiah.

Another guy calling out Mr E on pricing. His prices only get gets you the Bottom 15%. Kind of like the DUD.

Again nothing wrong with that unless you are equating them to Hot Girls. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Avarice has a Fresh off the Farm Hottie. 19 years old. Not Stunner but very Good Looking.

If she lost 5 pounds meThinks she could be quite an Earner. And her skin shade was one less Dark Shade.

[SubCmdr]

My handle is Subcmdr. But you can keep calling me whatever you like. Because that is the type of person who is a confederate son who lives in a Cambodian Slum.

You a free to discuss whatever you like. When you actually have any proof of anything you are saying about me, that is when you can talk about the lies of other people. Until then:

If you mad I'm on top, then wish me gone
If you mad I'm on the road, then wish me home
And if you mad that I'm right, punk wish me wrong
But after your three wishes - BLOW IT OUT YA ASS!

Oh and a special message to mess boy: we're changing your name to Short Eyes. Shall we discuss why you fled, fled, like fleeing, international flight, from Richmond Virginia to the Dominican Republic?

Ask Oakie about it.

Hello Mr Oakie the darkey in question here, did he leave the Dr fast and unexpectedly? I'm starting to see a pattern.

He knows everything there is to know about me. But he does not know a damn thing about Thailand. Why?

I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!

No dude I have never been to the Dominican republic.

So you like Oakie post in places you have never been before.

Page after page after page of your and your niggas bullshit.

He will of course call me a "racist" for daring to post this in his little section of life, perhaps the title should no longer be Rants and Raves but rather, Screams From the Lawn Jockey.
How do you like me now boy? Oh boss I just likes you just fine boss thank you boss.

Page after page after page of your and your niggas bullshit.

The silly little colored boy from Virginia looks like he's losing it too, he's arguing with himself over his own dick.

Page after page after page of your and your niggas bullshit.

[Paolo99]

Part 5.

I tell Sandy to wait for me tomorrow. I will pay her barfine and take her to my hotel. You guys already know what happens when I bring a girl back to my hotel. She is going to get the big "Quattro" treatment from me. Sandy promises to wait for me.

The next day, I return to Sexy in the City. However, I cannot find Sandy. I ask the mamasan. She says that Sandy went AWOL. So Sandy works one day at Sexy, doesn't like what she sees, and decides to not show up. I text Sandy but I get no reply. This girl is an enigma. Never tell the girl to wait for you. It never works. I give minus one point to Sandy for being unreliable.

I respectfully disagree with that statement.

I can remember of at least 5 different girls working in different bars on soi 6, who have been very loyal to me in my last trips in Pattaya.

All of them waited me when I told I'll come back such day, some even stopped milking the guy they were with to come straight to me.

Another time I was at the other end of the stick. I was drinking and getting to know a girl I just met 20 minutes earlier when I see her texting to someone on her phone "wait a moment". I didn't realise she was texting a dude who just came and sat alone at one of the empty tables in the bar. Between 5 to 10 minutes later she tells me she has to go with that guy because he is her repeat customer. I was ok with that as I already fucked another girl minutes before meeting her and I told her I'll come back for her the next day and I'll take her upstairs, to which she agreed, and the next day she was there when I came and was very happy that I really came back.

But I've been very honest with these girls, each time I say I'll come, I really do it. And I've been very straight with each of them from the first encounter, bringing them upstairs and showing them how much I liked them. All of them knew I was not coming to waist their time or potentially make them miss an opportunity with another guy.

Five months pass by and I am in Pattaya again. The month is March, a whole year after I first met Sandy in March of last year. I text Sandy and tell her I am in Pattaya. The way she responds will tell me if she is interested or not. After three hours, she replies with a simple, "Ok". So she is not interested.

Of course she is not interrested. Why would she be? After all these encounters you never really made the move to fuck her.

[SubCmdr]

No. Sandy is a hooker. What is wrong with sending a message asking if she is available to service you instead of saying I am in town and waiting for her to show interest? She is interested in money and it appears you are interested in her attention. Cut to the chase instead of waiting for a prostitute to fawn over you.

I don't think your advice takes into account the need to engage in Self Delusion that some International Tricks need in order to enhance their International Trickin experiences.

I have read in these threads that some guys enjoy the idea that they are fucking someone's wife or girlfriend. That calling a prostitute by another name makes her different. That thinking they are different than all the other International Tricks fucking her. That some sort of Bro Code needs to be upheld. The biggest delusion I have read:

When Japanese and Korean guys are present, the rest of us have problems competing with them too.

[Gloryjack]

Or even 2 guys one girl.

You mean you and 2 other guys, but one dressed like a woman. Same way you go about it with any other sex worker I presume.

[Nyezhov]

Who the fuck really knows who these clowns are. Who the fuck cares.

You do. That's all you talk about. Perhaps because it gives you the only opportunity you have to not make stuff up like you do with your so-called trip reports and advice.

[Nyezhov]

You are the stupidest Mother Fucker there ever was. He is claiming to be MonkeyPaw. All you idiots with Multiple profiles. Who can keep track of your shit. The lot of you are completely fucked! Having conversations with yourselves even.

I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was, but I'm not a plagiarist or fabulist like you Mr overpay, busy copying other people's trip reports while sucking on some big black dick.

[Mr Enternational]

I text Sandy and tell her I am in Pattaya. The way she responds will tell me if she is interested or not. After three hours, she replies with a simple, "Ok". So she is not interested. She probably doesn't remember me again. I do not get to see Sandy this time nor do I ever see her again. Sandy is a wild filly that cannot be tamed.

No. Sandy is a hooker. What is wrong with sending a message asking if she is available to service you instead of saying I am in town and waiting for her to show interest? She is interested in money and it appears you are interested in her attention. Cut to the chase instead of waiting for a prostitute to fawn over you.

[EverythingThai]

Is that UglyAzzMan or ElMexicant?

We know it's not Nyezhov!

ROTFLMAO!

Who the fuck really knows who these clowns are. Who the fuck cares.

[SubCmdr]

Saw the video and it seems the hotel is 100% in the wrong here, charged the guest twice and the guy clearly lost his composure. I think it's because they went to make it clear the day before they did not want to be charged again. Hotel staff, being stubborn as they usually are, didn't do anything to bring a solution.

Another day in Thai Hotel reception life.

For the sake of argument, let say that the Guest was right Was that the best way to handle it? Why not ask for the manager on duty? Push it all the way up the the General Manager?

I was once overcharged in one of my favorite restaurants. I ate there once a week. I explained the overcharge to my server twice. She refused to correct the mistake. I paid. I have never eaten another meal there.

[EverythingThai]

MonkeyPaw was great. That's when this forum was fun instead of being taken over by mental patients like Mess Boy and his catamite Overpaid Thai. I had the privilege of meeting MonkeyPaw once in person and he was hysterically funny.

Oh and a special message to mess boy: we're changing your name to Short Eyes. Shall we discuss why you fled, fled, like fleeing, international flight, from Richmond Virginia to the Dominican Republic?

You are the stupidest Mother Fucker there ever was. He is claiming to be MonkeyPaw. All you idiots with Multiple profiles. Who can keep track of your shit. The lot of you are completely fucked! Having conversations with yourselves even.

[SubCmdr]

Is this why some people from a certain part of the world get a bad rep? Look, I've been done dirty by hotel front desk people too, but this guy has really lost his shit. Maybe he's high on shrooms or something. It's really kinda weird.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThailandTou..._thai_workers/

This is going viral, I'm sure it's huge in Bangkok itself now. I tell ya folks, it's not going to go down well for the certain people from a particular part of the world and the reputation they have. Not saying they're all bad, but just sayin.

Is that UglyAzzMan or ElMexicant?

We know it's not Nyezhov!

ROTFLMAO!

[NicFrenchy]

Is this why some people from a certain part of the world get a bad rep? Look, I've been done dirty by hotel front desk people too, but this guy has really lost his shit. Maybe he's high on shrooms or something. It's really kinda weird.

Saw the video and it seems the hotel is 100% in the wrong here, charged the guest twice and the guy clearly lost his composure. I think it's because they went to make it clear the day before they did not want to be charged again. Hotel staff, being stubborn as they usually are, didn't do anything to bring a solution.

Another day in Thai Hotel reception life.

[Newton York]

Is this why some people from a certain part of the world get a bad rep? Look, I've been done dirty by hotel front desk people too, but this guy has really lost his shit. Maybe he's high on shrooms or something. It's really kinda weird.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThailandTou..._thai_workers/

This is going viral, I'm sure it's huge in Bangkok itself now. I tell ya folks, it's not going to go down well for the certain people from a particular part of the world and the reputation they have. Not saying they're all bad, but just sayin.

[Nyezhov]

Anybody remember ending to the movie the Usual Suspects? The look on the over-confident detective's face when he realized Verbal Kint was Keyser Soze all along is priceless. I learned it from the BEST of the BEST. My favorite quote from the ISG LEGEND himself. 2 for 1?

And how funny is that the guy who lived rent free in your head without paying rent, never existed at all. Just a friendly reminder to those who think they know EVERYTHING. It's sucks, that moment when you realize, you actually didn't know shit. Thank you for the laughs. It's Easter Sunday, the Day of the Resurrection. He has Risen.

MonkeyPaw was great. That's when this forum was fun instead of being taken over by mental patients like Mess Boy and his catamite Overpaid Thai. I had the privilege of meeting MonkeyPaw once in person and he was hysterically funny.

Oh and a special message to mess boy: we're changing your name to Short Eyes. Shall we discuss why you fled, fled, like fleeing, international flight, from Richmond Virginia to the Dominican Republic?