Rants, Stupid Shit and Coronavirus in Thailand

[SubCmdr]

I am waiting for a certain someone to post something that proves he knows everything. Hell I will settle for a post that shows he knows anything!

Really? I can't believe this nonsense now.

Why not? You post most of it!

Let's talk about the ol' "you get what you pay for" argument in the mongering game.

In most cases, it holds true. The hottest girls, they're going to cost more. Whether that's a higher barfine, more lady drinks, or just a flat-out higher ST / LT rate, it's part of the deal.

Why? Because supply and demand is still undefeated. The girl who knows she's a firm 9 or 10 in this market (and yes, some of them do know) is going to expect more than the girl who's just going through the motions for rent money.

But here's the twist, not everyone agrees on what a 10 is.

One man's 10 is another man's 2.

As the saying goes, trash to one is treasure to another. Some guys are laser-focused on service and don't care if she looks like she just rolled out of a bus from Buriram, if she's sweet, skilled, and doesn't cause drama, that's a win for them. And to be fair, there's nothing wrong with that if you know what you like.

Me personally? I'm not one of those guys. Looks matter to me. Not always supermodel level, but if I'm paying, I want to at least feel the illusion for a few hours. So yeah, I expect to pay more for what I consider "quality. " and for other things I want, such as BBFS, a no holds barred threesome where the girls make out, lick each others pussies, and fuck me inside and out, no talk of switching condoms or even condoms at all. That's a real threesome worth paying for.

Now all that aside, when I say be realistic, I'm not talking about finding miracles. I'm talking about the norm.

Beach Road? You know what the usual range is.

Soi 6? Same.

Gents clubs, Thai Friendly, BJ bars, all have their lanes and price brackets. You can score cheap once in a while, sure, but most of the time, there's a reason it's cheap.

So when I hear guys saying it's realistic to get a decent girl for 1000 LT? Come on now. That's not the norm. That's either luck, charity, or creative storytelling. Even if you are the best negotiator in the world, it wont matter. If you pay under market, there is a reason and it wont be something that occurs often. Otherwise, the market would be lower.

In the end, know what you're looking for, know what you're willing to pay, and just don't gaslight the next guy trying to figure this scene out.

Who is gaslighting whom?

[SubCmdr]

Ooh yeah we can. That island of hispanola not only competed with other countries but it won atleast a couple times in being the top #1 monger destination back in day. Monger Gents 15-20 yrs ago were in straight up dead heated arguments on which was the top destination for men Brazil or DR.

Here we have a Sosua Booster that has never been to Thailand.

Maybe for people who have never left the Western Hemisphere. Neither country could ever hold a candle to Thailand, then or now.

Here we have someone who has been to both places and knows what time it is.

No point in me going to Thailand if I don't find Thai chics attractive.

But you visit Thailand everyday via ISG. Why is that?

I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!

Here we have a mother fuck that posts in Thailand nearly everyday. Thinks he knows Thailand. Has Fan Boys. Thinks you don't have to speak Spanish in the Dominican Republic. Why is that? Because he cannot speak it himself.

ROTFLMAO!

[EverythingThai]

Really? I can't believe this nonsense now.

[SubCmdr]

EihTooms is kicking so much knowledge into the eye hole of des mother fucks day be blind up in this *****.

Not at all. If the only girls I could find willing to have BBFSCIP with me even on a first session among the hundreds if not thousands of Thai girls who have done that with me were ugly, I never would have retired in Thailand 13 years ago.

But that doesn't mean I can ignore the reality that it is going to be a much greater challenge to swing that with the best lookers and therefore likely most popular girls in a venue than the 2nd and 3rd Tier lookers in the place. That is the term I have used. And that doesn't mean the 2nd and 3rd Tier lookers are ugly. Not if there are at least 5 Tiers overall. LOL.

However, surely you aren't suggesting that getting BBFSCIP without discussion or negotiation from the top 10% or so best lookers in any venue in Thailand is as easy, reliable, routine, hassle-free and low cost as ordering a pizza and actually getting a pizza at any and every Domino's Pizza shop in town, as some here appear to suggest, are you?

[Nyezhov]

How do you know this? Have you ever been to Thailand?

Oakie, since you have never been to Thailand, how should you be taken?

You claim to not be a racist yet you support them, give them aid and comfort like a Judas.

Hey Oakie tell us about the darkey in question will ya bro?

Oakie has fallen and he cannot get up. Stay down!

I'm in your head too aren't I Short Eyes?

[SubCmdr]

AI Aggregated cut and paste list of banal, platitudinous, hackneyed Do's and Don'ts that have been circulating on ISG since the VietNam War

How do you know this? Have you ever been to Thailand?

so he should be taken with a grain of salt

Oakie, since you have never been to Thailand, how should you be taken?

I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!

You claim to not be a racist yet you support them, give them aid and comfort like a Judas.

Hello Mr Oakie the darkey in question here, did he leave the Dr fast and unexpectedly? I'm starting to see a pattern.

Hey Oakie tell us about the darkey in question will ya bro?

I'm not interested in visiting Thailand, never was!

Oakie has fallen and he cannot get up. Stay down!

[Oakie]

Disclaimer

Before you get your panties in a knot, and to save time, let me stipulate that my references to Soy 6, and VietNam War / ISG were figures of speech, to make a greater point.

(Which will obviously go waaaay over the head of the self appointed fact checkers furiously at work in front of their screens as we speak! LOL).

[Nyezhov]

Yep, I agree..

Look at that three in a row, I am just living in this poor little plagiarists head LOL. Hey how about some of your old trip reports LOL.

[Oakie]

Posted by EverythinThai in DR Rants yesterday, referring to another ISG poster Nyezhov. He himself is no stranger to posting in foreign Forums.

If anyone in the Thai threads wants to know more about this dumb fuck that started posting in the DR section, he himself has summed things up quite nicely about himself. It's nice to have such high self esteem like this dumb fuck isn't it.

Now, back to your regular scheduled programming. Sub, Mr E. And the DR Twat, back to you three.

If anyone in the DR threads wants to know more about this dumb fuck Mr. EverythingThai that started posting in the DR section, he himself has summed things up quite nicely about himself. Read his hate filled shit here, or on the Thai Rants page. It's nice to have such high self esteem like this dumb fuck isn't it. LOL.

We have a petty vindictive self deluded authoritarian, who publishes on the Thai Forum an unsolicited "ISG Weekly News: The Circus Never Disappoints". wherein he-hate-lists the latest batch of our monger brothers, and their detailed transgressions for daring to question his divine wisdom on everything Thai, and telling him to Fuck Off! He spends a lot of time composing poems and ditty's, as tribute to his hated fellow posters. He has no real life, just his phony mamasan pimp pals on Soy 6, and his AI Printing Shop setup here.

He's a a tricky one, though, and can turn on a dime. On the one hand, if you show him respect and deference, he will share with you his AI Aggregated cut and paste list of banal, platitudinous, hackneyed Do's and Don'ts that have been circulating on ISG since the VietNam War, long before this newbie came along to tag his name to them! He's a regular Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde!

If that's not a narcissistic internet whakko for you, his "friend", "we do business together". Works from the same list, makes up the other half of the deluded Thai Tag team Twin Twats. We'll leave the second guy out of it, because he's admitted to mental problems, so he should be taken with a grain of salt, and I won't add to his problems, by arguing with him! Time to move on. I just wish him well!

Back to your regular scheduled programming!

[EverythingThai]

Glad I'm in your head you phoney little *****.

I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was.

Yep, I agree..

[EverythingThai]

That was my report. It was meant to assist travelers. Not as fodder to be picked apart by some poor local know it all.

"Dumb fuck" getting into trouble in his own hood. Even the other slum dwellers hate him.

I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was.

Again proving to everyone that this is the case. Ha ha.

[EverythingThai]

I save for trips to BKK.

Good for you. Save up those monthly old age pensions.

I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was.

You've got that right.

[Nyezhov]

Once upon a humid Tuesday in Phnom Penh, in a sweltering one-room rental above a broken-down KTV, lived a man known across several forums, only by "Dumb Fuck. "

The fan in his room spun with the enthusiasm of a dying insect, barely moving the hot, soupy air. His mattress was on the floor, no sheets, just sweat stains shaped like regret. The walls were adorned with faded posters of bar girls from 2007, long gone or long upgraded. Empty Angkor cans were stacked like monuments to disappointment.

"Dumb Fuck" spent his days perched on a stolen plastic chair, one hand scrolling mongering forums, the other wiping fried chicken grease on his boxers. He claimed he once got a blowjob on a boat in Sihanoukville, but eyewitnesses say he tripped over the gangplank and got laughed at by a tuk tuk driver.

Every night he went on the hunt, armed with nothing but a 10-year-old Samsung and an overinflated sense of charm. He would enter bars like a rejected extra from The Hangover 3, thinking his $20 budget and sweaty tank top gave him top-tier VIP status. He would do the same in his imagination when thinking about his make believe nights out at Thermae cafe in Bangkok..

Glad I'm in your head you phoney little *****.

[EverythingThai]

Once upon a humid Tuesday in Phnom Penh, in a sweltering one-room rental above a broken-down KTV, lived a man known across several forums, only by "Dumb Fuck. "

The fan in his room spun with the enthusiasm of a dying insect, barely moving the hot, soupy air. His mattress was on the floor, no sheets, just sweat stains shaped like regret. The walls were adorned with faded posters of bar girls from 2007, long gone or long upgraded. Empty Angkor cans were stacked like monuments to disappointment.

"Dumb Fuck" spent his days perched on a stolen plastic chair, one hand scrolling mongering forums, the other wiping fried chicken grease on his boxers. He claimed he once got a blowjob on a boat in Sihanoukville, but eyewitnesses say he tripped over the gangplank and got laughed at by a tuk tuk driver.

Every night he went on the hunt, armed with nothing but a 10-year-old Samsung and an overinflated sense of charm. He would enter bars like a rejected extra from The Hangover 3, thinking his $20 budget and sweaty tank top gave him top-tier VIP status. He would do the same in his imagination when thinking about his make believe nights out at Thermae cafe in Bangkok.

But disaster followed him like a karaoke echo in an empty room.

In Sharky Bar, he tried to kiss a girl mid-sentence. She dodged and poured her soda on his lap.

In a KTV joint, he misread the menu and ordered two hours of karaoke instead of a girl. He sang "My Heart Will Go On" alone, twice.

Once, in desperation, he followed a freelancer to her room, only to realize too late it was her brother's. They both left with his wallet.

Each fail became more legendary. He was the guy who tipped in loose Thai baht, argued that 500 riel should be enough for a short-time, and swore that "the real girls" were only pretending to hate him. He posted about ladyboys on ISG more than 100 times, as it was his secret obsession.

But the real kicker? He ran five fake accounts on ISG, defending himself in the third person.

But everyone knew. Everyone always knew.

One night, staring into the flickering light of his dying phone, surrounded by chicken bones, unread messages, and the smell of old sweat, "Dumb Fuck" looked into his cracked mirror. His eyes were red. His soul was heavy.

He sighed, leaned back in his plastic chair that creaked in protest, and muttered to himself:

I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was.

Ben Newton sits beneath the fan, arguing with his own aliases, unaware the only person he's fooling is "Dumb Fuck. ". Ha ha

[EverythingThai]

A realistic report that's a great job that lacks details.

You do. That's all you talk about. Perhaps because it gives you the only opportunity you have to not make stuff up like you do with your so-called trip reports and advice.

I may be the stupidest mother fucker that ever was.

I'm in full agreement on this. Perhaps it is the only thing the two of us will ever agree on ha ha.