Madagascar

[Heydost]

Have to admit I needed to look it up having never heard of the place. By the looks of it it's a tiny place in the middle of nowhere that takes 12-15 hours on absolute shit transport to get to. I hope there are indeed beauties there, because I can't for the life of me think of any other reason to go! Have fun.

We are talking about Antsakaviro, the neighbourhood in Tana, next to Ankadivato right?

Is there some town called Antsakaviro as well?

Anyway if it's in Tana I'd like to know near which hotel or street the massage is.

[Heydost]

I have been to La Diva Massage in Antsakaviro last week.

That was superb, got a very very nice Massage, the girls are Beauty.

Was a very nice experience, will go again.

I'm here and I would like to visit. I'm pretty well around Antsakaviro because my first hotel was near there.

I don't know the place, can you name a landmark like a hotel or street nearby please?

Thanks.

[Heydost]

You already sort of already have all my other info so let me add some about the streets of Tana.

After dark you might encounter some very hot street girls on crossing / start of the road going down back to town in front of LE Manson / Restaurant Casa Blue. They're not always there like L'avenue de l'Indépendance but starting at dark, 6 pm to 11 pm maybe you might get very lucky.

L'avenue de l'Indépendance from Glacier until Soarano Train station on both sides of the road. Loads of girls, some young and beautiful.

The whole block around Sole Hotel there's many girls in the dark though never the most beautiful ones. Then again they might beat some of the girls in Glacier not that I didn't find the girl of my dreams several times over there.

As for street food I never see BBQ legs like Kampala and Lusaka to a lesser extend. Dar and Nairobi has them fried. The only thing I like to eat on the streets are ansjovis baguettes. They never made me sick though maybe it's better to score a baguette in Super you. Pain paté starting at 2 k.

Fruits:

The Lychee season was awesome. 5 k for a kilo but is now over.

Big pineapples for 5 k have been plenty for 6 months now.

Passion Fruit 4 k per kilo.

Kaki fruits season is now, they've been plenty for over a month now. They can be as low as 1 k for 4 pieces.

Guave Pears never eat them but want to.

Atemoya I had for the first time here, very good! 3 k for a big one so a little expensive.

Others: Banana, Coconuts, Advocado, Jackfruit, Water Mellons and all kinds of sugar mellons.

Also they sell all kinds of disgusting fruits like Soursop and Baobap fruit, not to mention Breadfruit.

You can buy fruits from the street as long as they're still whole. I don't buy pealed jackfruit, passion fruit bottles or water melon slices.

I can truly say the sushi I had was disgusting and so far all the pizza was bad. Lusaka is better for dinner dates, so is Harare.

I walk around city center until about 00 h00 and feel safe, no problems. 10 k for a short cab ride with your girl!

Taxi Moto guide:

Maybe 7 k up to 2 km.

10 k up to 3 km.

15 k up to 5 km.

20 k can go a long way.

Yeah that's expensive. Dar and Kampala are only 0. 25 USD per km. This is even more than Nairobi.

[Heydost]

Hello,

I'm planning on visiting Tana and Nosy be in June.

Do you have any recommendations of massage salons that would offer a wide array of spinner girls (I like them slim, 18-25 yo), even better if you're able to call and have them come to your airbnb. And their prices??

And. Be: ooh I forgot, since I only creampie, only recommendations from places ok with the practice: no condom attitude.

Feel free to pm too if you have some good contacts.

I agree with the others that massage parlours are not really necessary. For the first time in Africa there's more babes on hand than I have cash on Tinder, Glacier, Taxi Be, Manson and the streets.

These I know:

Soft Hands Massage. Near Manson, alley before Belvedere Hotel. Isoraka.

On the road towards Ivato Airport:

4 Charm Spa & Massage / Charm' Spa. Same alley as Flora Hotel.

Another 2 massage parlours in the two alleys after Orchid Hotel heading towards the airport. You'll see the signs by the road next to the alleys. Forgot their names.

Also there is VIP SPA CLUB in Ivandry but it's very expensive. Lot of girls on staff though.

I think Soft Hands has room starting at 60.000 a an hour, Charm Spa 50.000 a and the one's near Orchid 30.000 a. They all have someone on staff I wanted.

You have to negotiate the girls on top of the price for the room. I suppose you can have a blast coming straight from the airport but it's not best buy.

Have fun!

[Heydost]

Don't come to Madagascar at all. Even better. Right now a cyclone passed the south west coast of Madagascar. Wrecked the whole coast line. Hit TulAR hard. Parts of TulAR look like Venice now. Under water. No power. No Internet. In Mangily the beach was ravaged by high waves. Most beach restaurants are destroyed. 1000's of households are destroyed and under water. After that expect Cholera and Typhoid outbreaks. Another cyclone hit almost simultaneously Reunion and Mauritius. Air traffic is halted. Expect disruptions.

Bienvenue a Madagascar.

La Buse.

I have been in Tana for 6 months now. There's nothing going on here for a tourist in a budget hotel. The usual power outs, other than that all has been fine.

Maybe skip the coast but don't hesitate to come to Tana all year long!

Other than that. The whole city 3 million of Antananarivo has NO piped in drinking water since 6 months. Typhoid and Cholera are everywhere. Ask me. I came down with Typhoid fivre. No fun.

La Buse.

I once read you caught malaria in Dar as well. But I didn't catch malaria during my 5 month stay in Dar. I've been in West Africa / Mada for almost 3 years and never caught malaria.

I haven't had Typhoid or Cholera these past months in Tana. I haven't had fever at all though I did experience some minor flew symptoms twice for a day a two. I squeeze in the crowded bus regular and have my tongue up everyone throat.

I had some food poisoning in Nairobi from raw bacon from the supermarket, never from street food. I think I might have caught cholera in Lusaka, I was sick for two days, not as bad as the bacon from Nairobi though.

I appreciate the info and warnings but I'd like to insist that Tana is safe to visit for everyone in good health.

[Pokeris]

Have to admit I needed to look it up having never heard of the place. By the looks of it it's a tiny place in the middle of nowhere that takes 12-15 hours on absolute shit transport to get to. I hope there are indeed beauties there, because I can't for the life of me think of any other reason to go! Have fun.

Seems you mixed up something Antsakaviro is a area at tana not need go here 12-15 hours. But anyway his post is useless as La diva massage can't said anything if its not show on google maps or he didint give any directions how to find it or mention the prices for girls and so on. Its same as looking for a needle in a haystack.

[Neddy69]

Have to admit I needed to look it up having never heard of the place. By the looks of it it's a tiny place in the middle of nowhere that takes 12-15 hours on absolute shit transport to get to. I hope there are indeed beauties there, because I can't for the life of me think of any other reason to go! Have fun.

I think he meant Antsakaviro which is a Fokontany of Antananarivo. Actually quite close to Faravohitra.

On the subject of conditions in TuléAR, I figure things are back to normal from what my contacts tell me.

La Buse.

Sometimes there's more than one place with the same name. Like there's three Dar es Salaams. One in Tanzania one in Stone Town and one in Nosy Be.

[SouthEaster]

Have to admit I needed to look it up having never heard of the place. By the looks of it it's a tiny place in the middle of nowhere that takes 12-15 hours on absolute shit transport to get to. I hope there are indeed beauties there, because I can't for the life of me think of any other reason to go! Have fun.

[Neddy69]

That's nice (for you!) but what does it have to do with Neddy's post from 2 months ago? I am pretty sure this is not a new Taxi Be in Tulear, considering it's never had one. I would rather someone in Tulear, right fucking now, could give us an update on the state of the town.

You have to excuse him. He has no clue. Nosy Be is more than 1000 Kms away from TuléAR. Geography can be a *****.

La Buse.

[AttilaTheHun]

That's nice (for you!) but what does it have to do with Neddy's post from 2 months ago? I am pretty sure this is not a new Taxi Be in Tulear, considering it's never had one. I would rather someone in Tulear, right fucking now, could give us an update on the state of the town.

I just posted the link. It's in Nosy Be by Passive Nomads a YouTuber who lives there with his Malagasy wife.

[Idumbam]

I have been to La Diva Massage in Antsakaviro last week.

That was superb, got a very very nice Massage, the girls are Beauty.

Was a very nice experience, will go again.

[SouthEaster]

That's nice (for you!) but what does it have to do with Neddy's post from 2 months ago? I am pretty sure this is not a new Taxi Be in Tulear, considering it's never had one. I would rather someone in Tulear, right fucking now, could give us an update on the state of the town.

[AttilaTheHun]

Don't come to Madagascar at all. Even better. Right now a cyclone passed the south west coast of Madagascar. Wrecked the whole coast line. Hit TulAR hard. Parts of TulAR look like Venice now. Under water. No power. No Internet. In Mangily the beach was ravaged by high waves. Most beach restaurants are destroyed. 1000's of households are destroyed and under water. After that expect Cholera and Typhoid outbreaks. Another cyclone hit almost simultaneously Reunion and Mauritius. Air traffic is halted. Expect disruptions.

Bienvenue a Madagascar.

La Buse.

https://youtu.be/z95wEIiLzJM?si=DKeO2P8DAcA0SZ_2

[Jazzy Daddy]

Have watched a few short videos about this place but still unsure what exactly it is. It seems it's only open on Sundays. Is it just a beach side bar or simply a pick up joint? Is there live music and does it serve food? Is it worth a visit?

Locals come from all over to have too much fun on Sunday nights. Decent sized dance floor, great dj music, girls having fun drinking and dancing and looking. The vibe is like Help in Rio during its' heyday.

[Tartuffe]

Have watched a few short videos about this place but still unsure what exactly it is. It seems it's only open on Sundays. Is it just a beach side bar or simply a pick up joint? Is there live music and does it serve food? Is it worth a visit?