Bangkok Reports

[Ats91]

I will be in Bangkok end of may for 24 hours only, staying on Sukhumvit 24. Wanted to know members recommendations for nearby places which are best bang for buck so to speak.

[PgReal]

Did you ask for a lineup and were denied? Or were you too shy / non-assertive to ask? Massage places that make you choose through iPad are already a red flag for me, the photos are almost always severely photoshopped. I'll call for a lineup instead, and if they refuse, I'll walk out. Unfortunately the mama-sans & owners in the popular areas of Bangkok know that farang tend to be pushovers when it comes to girl quality (particularly age & looks) so some will attempt to pawn their uglies off on you or try things they wouldn't with Asian clientele. Got to be assertive or at least learn to fake it.

Sounds like the staff mixed up Josh and the Asian guy, thinking he already had his lineup?!

[Larbmoo555]

A weird incident: an Asian gentleman was seated as I entered. After I paid suddenly I am rushed upstairs. As I head to the stairs I see that he is getting a line of girls. Whereas I was tucked in a room and assigned one. Kinda sucked. I determined to go with the flow though. Mai pen rai.

Did you ask for a lineup and were denied? Or were you too shy / non-assertive to ask? Massage places that make you choose through iPad are already a red flag for me, the photos are almost always severely photoshopped. I'll call for a lineup instead, and if they refuse, I'll walk out. Unfortunately the mama-sans & owners in the popular areas of Bangkok know that farang tend to be pushovers when it comes to girl quality (particularly age & looks) so some will attempt to pawn their uglies off on you or try things they wouldn't with Asian clientele. Got to be assertive or at least learn to fake it.

[HorseTrader]

I tend to ramble and get introspective. Fair warning.

Ok I've been in BKK 3-4 days. Here are my ups and downs as a first timer to Thailand.
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P. S. Forgive typos. I am not going to edit this whole thing.

Great report, thanks for writing!

[Nyezhov]

Made contact via the Jaumo dating app, I later found out that she also has a profile on thaifriendly! She is 18, and will be 19 in July. I offered her 2k for S/T and she readily agreed.

Did you check her ID?

[DeepThoughts7]

So I am just back from a short 3 day holiday in BKK...

They both knew I am from the sub continent because of my previous visits there yet they were asking me about my nationality. I tried dodging the question. I easily pass off as a Turk or Iranian but unfortunately my accent gives it away. The next morning another girl from Tulip who I visited in the past texts me asking me if I'm in BKK. She wasn't present this time when I was in the shop but she came to know of my visit. These women are all friends and gossip a lot!
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Hi, thank you for your detailed report. I wanted to politely and diplomatically ask a question. Does your background (if you are non-Thai / non-Caucasian) affect how, or if you are given service at a particular establishment?

I remember in a previous post / reply, one gentleman from India, mentioned he had no issues at massage parlors and had a wonderful time at La Belle. I want to highlight that I am in no way trying to start any type of flaming thread. Thank you.

[JoshAllen]

I tend to ramble and get introspective. Fair warning.

Ok I've been in BKK 3-4 days. Here are my ups and downs as a first timer to Thailand.

After 31 hrs of travel I arrived at 5 AM, wrapped up some online work, then went for a massage at Relax House Massage https://maps.app.goo.gl/9NtqjvUdn3rR5xzM8 x 2 hrs. Excellent massage, wouldn't have been against a happy ending but that vibe wasn't there so that was fine. Mostly wanted to relax after so much travel.

That evening I was feeling lazy, so I order a massage to my room from Tata Massage https://www.outcallbangkok.com/. I was texted a line up. My first choice was unexpectedly ill, so I just told send me someone petite and friendly. They suggested Jaidee and I said OK. I chose 90 min "full body massage (happy ending)" for 2600 baht. But when the girl arrived I knew wanted full service. She was mid 20's, on the petite side, in shape, be cups, face kinda cute. So FS was another 2000. OK fine. Sex was interesting. This was the first provider that has ever let me finger her pussy and ass to my heart's content, and seemed into that + DATY pussy and ass LOL. This the first time I was able to get down and dirty deep in a woman's business since my divorce, so a little deja vu there. Everything was pretty routine. Main negative was she was a little obsessed with the status of the condom (which she demanded prior to intercourse. For a one off random arrival to my room, she loosened up pretty well and overall I was quite satisfied. Not a super high value (gave 5000 total) but compared to ATL, ridiculously cheap.

Late in the evening I wandered endlessly, in awe at the veritable plethora of available street walkers peppered throughout Sukhumvit. The earthy African girls were getting in my head running serious interference on my Asian doll mongering plans. I discovered that hot lady boys grabbing at me strokes my ego despite my horror. And no mood lifting medication is ever necessary; just walk up and down the Nana Plaza street 3 times and you feel like a total, unstoppable Chad LOL.

In Nana Plaza I did not find a single place that didn't have girls that were plenty cute and fit for me at least. Yes, Billboard is next level but honestly this not my type. They are f-ing gorgeous but I am more a GND kind of guy. Got to say I didn't realize how unnerving it would be to have hot naked woman eye fucking me from stage. I almost had no idea what to do. That first night I just bought a drink at like 3 places, gave a fat tip a dancer in each place that I thought were hot, then yes, I high tailed it.

Anyways it's all well and good to read the forum (I have extensively) but there really is no way to substitute for experience. For me shyness is a big hurdle, even with a working girl LOL.

On day 2 I hit up Kokoro Massage, no reservation or specific girl in mind. Viewing the iPad there were 2 options I chose Apple and her pics seemed reasonably accurate. Mid 20's, natural Cs with some nice weight and hang to them, plenty of feminine curve in the hips and ass, a small bit of fat in the tummy. It's funny how once the girl is rubbing your balls, washing your ass, giving BBBJ and sliding her tits all over you, moaning in your ear, all the little imperfections seem to fade. Foreplay was a little brief for my tastes but overall a decent session for 2600 + 1000 tip. Nothing too extraordinary to report good or bad. I left very satisfied with the experience.

Later I wandered in and around the Soi Cowboy area. This time I went in to Baccarat, had a drink, kept staring and smiling off and on at this girl on staging being very flirty with me, then had her sit with me afterwards. I ended up buying her 2 drinks. For that I was able to enjoy what to me is my perfect 10 body (tiny, short, A or be cups, perfect little ass) with a fairly cute face bumping and grinding on me for maybe 20-30 minutes, grabbing my package endlessly, as I casually touched her tits, ass and pussy (no panties). I call that an extremely high value. That would require a serious output of cash in US. Anyways I'm a little torn about how it ended. She wanted me to take her to a short time hotel. I just had a funny feeling about her. A little emotionally unstable perhaps. I tried to negotiate what I wanted (DFK, BBFS) but she wasn't feeling it, and things sort of fizzled. Maybe I should have just gone with the flow. Or maybe my intuition was right. I moved on but enjoyed the experience.

I entered Shark and within 10 minutes had a bill 1000 Baht for my drink and 2 doubles for 2 girls I wasn't really interested in. 🙄 Frustrating because they were like octopi and just wouldn't release so I could pursue other interests. There was a girl on stage that looked like a TV star but with a Latina ass! #44. But I got a little rattled and annoyed. Just paid my bill and left. I need the right skills to shut down the ones I'm not interested in, and blockade their "oh! Hey this is my sister! Let's have her join us too!" moves.

All in all I am very impressed with the talent at the agogos in both locations. Yes there are plenty of meh girls, but plenty of options for my tastes. Only one place did I just walk out of because it was pretty bad (Rio). No I have not bar fined a girl yet.

Later in night more wandering, more arm grabs, where you go? I would not have bet it would happen, but a Kenyan girl tapped me on the shoulder and 3 minutes later we're in a tuk tuk to my place. Wasn't in my plans but she was just too hot to say no to. Perfect long slender body with a tasteful amount of extra booty. Probably the hottest woman I have ever had sex with. It was 4 AM. She wanted 3000, agreed to 2000, and I tipped 500. Agreed to kissing but not as GFE as I would have like. Regardless I railed her for quite a while in various positions and I think I wore her out. Covered BJ (after BBBJ for maybe 1 min) + CFS. Overall an excellent value probably best so far. BTW her name is Gift. I have contact info. She too seemed a little crazy. Despite her English she would make random comments that made no sense. Got kinda weird afterwards. But saw her the next night and we had a nice hug and chat.

Day 3 I tried out Thonglor One Massage https://maps.app.goo.gl/BS3zjxaytYZJaunQ6. Chose 90 minute gel massage for 2400. A weird incident: an Asian gentleman was seated as I entered. After I paid suddenly I am rushed upstairs. As I head to the stairs I see that he is getting a line of girls. Whereas I was tucked in a room and assigned one. Kinda sucked. I determined to go with the flow though. Mai pen rai. Can't recall my girls name. She was kinda OK, but slim but a little pooch. Slightly cute. Then we washed up and she gave me a decidedly unerotic massage. Lots of deep tissue work, fine but not getting me aroused LOL. I was wondering if it was a bust. Foreplay again pretty brief but she was very responsive during intercourse. Felt very GFE at the point with lots of holding and moaning and body responsiveness. Tipped her 1000.

BTW haven't gotten any legit DFK yet. And every women so far has been sort of obsessed with semen (as in keeping an eye out for it) and condoms. And no kissing at all with massage girls.

That night I was feeling old, tired, hot, and spent. I wandered around, saw a girl on a corner that was a doppelganger for a painfully lost ex-girlfriend. Basically that cute Chinese fair skinned girl you see at the mall with baggy jeans, chunky sneakers, cute face, shoulder length hair. I walked by and said hey, how are you. She smiled but didn't engage. Ooof. I had some weird feelings going on. Walked them off, did more people watching, scoping girls, called it a night.

Today was my first overall disappointment. Based on some reviews (from elsewhere) and it being a 3 minute walk from my place, I went to 10 Nuru Massage https://maps.app.goo.gl/jwPy63hK319kHZYw9. Supposedly a little pricier for girls that have that K-girl look. Chose from 7 options by iPad. Paid 3500 for 90 min nuru. Well, she was not the physique nor face of the girl in the pics. Very thick. A major turn off for me. In her favor, she had excellent BBBJ and rimming skills. She might have done it the whole time had I asked. During covered FS blood appeared. She wanted to continue, claiming she was just "hurt" from no sex in a while. Ummm. We went to more BBBJ then I ducked out. Just going to let it go and move on. Yes, I tipped her well. It's just a personal policy of mine. Keeps me humble I hope. It's not all about me, so to speak.

That brings me up to date. Oh yeah I dropped into Thermae at 930 ish tonight. Wow, whoever said there is low quality talent here, I am just very very confused. Had a smattering of smiles (I am 54, white, a little stocky, 6'2", average face). I felt tremendously shy. Like I was on stage. I do terrible at bars and clubs. There were some amazing looking women there. I really wonder though. Many had a high maintenance vibe (or I could be misreading). But there seemed to be some genuine, sweet ones too. I will hopefully work to courage to grab a kind mid 30's girl from there eventually. The 25 year old model types feel way out of my league.

A few observations:

These ladyboys fuck with your head. I start thinking. Well. Maybe? God she's so hot, right? It could be fun, right? Then finally I hit this threshold. No bro, it's a dude. Wtf.

Nana is really just the new Wonder of the World, nearly bringing me to tears with the beauty and magnificence of it all. I don't think there is anything like it anywhere else. Not even close.

After obsessing over Thai Friendly for months before I left, it feels terribly boring to just order room service when I can get out and see the woman, give a little hug, rub a butt, smell their sweat, scope options, hear the cat calls, etc ya know? I am all about the grit and hunt. So far I am fondest of the slutty little street girls.

P. S. Forgive typos. I am not going to edit this whole thing.

[Vicky Cooper]

So I am just back from a short 3 day holiday in BKK. Flight landed last Sunday early in the morning at Don Mueang airport at around 5 am. There was a long queue for passport control. Took almost 1. 5 hours to clear immigration and catch a taxi! Stayed on Sukhumvit road.

DAY 1.

In the evening I hit up the famous Tulip massage shop. Took a nice MILF type girl by the name of Joe-Joe. She told me she was around 38. Nice fair skinned and and a well toned body. Lovely face!

DAY 2.

In the afternoon I popped into Mango Massage and was shown the line up. None of the girls smiled at me except for one girl. A cute 20 something. So I chose her and it was a nice experience, very chatty and friendly. In the evening, I headed to P's Thai Massage for a foot massage and then was in a mood for a full body massage. To my surprise the lady did not drape me and was constantly teasing my privates when I flipped over. Got a nice HJ, showered and left. (they don't provide those disposable undies either) Its surprising P's Massage has signs every where in the shop that soliciting staff for extras will land you with a fine of 10 K Baht and contact with Thai police. Second time I got lucky at P's Massage. Last time I guess was last year in September. Not all masseuses working there take the initiative though.

DAY 3.

In the evening I went to Tulip's again and this time I chose 2 girls. Ying & Gop. Told them I want a lesbian Show. Read that Gop puts on a good les show here on the forum from past reports. Gop told me to watch closely and take lessons and proceded to finger the shit out of Ying's kitty while simulteanously licking her clit! She orgasmed hard! No idea if it was real or fake though! . Ying looks really nice once the clothes are off. She has a nice girl next door face and no tattoos. Must have been very pretty back in her heyday!

I asked Gop if in real life she prefers women over men and she told me that she only likes men and what goes on in the shop is just an act for the customer. She said she's 100% straight. They both knew I am from the sub continent because of my previous visits there yet they were asking me about my nationality. I tried dodging the question. I easily pass off as a Turk or Iranian but unfortunately my accent gives it away. The next morning another girl from Tulip who I visited in the past texts me asking me if I'm in BKK. She wasn't present this time when I was in the shop but she came to know of my visit. These women are all friends and gossip a lot!

The next day in the afternoon I packed up and headed for DMK airport. It was smooth. DMK has a nice cosy feel and old world charm compared to Suvarnabhumi. I prefer DMK now. Back home in India and its boring as hell!

[PgReal]

I made that terrible mistake myself. I delayed thinking that Thailand isn't going anywhere, that I'll be back soon enough. But weeks became months, and now months has become years. And my mind has turned to mush, and I'm going insane thinking about how I was this close to getting back to Thailand, and downing some sidegra and burying my dick in some hot Thai pussy. Instead I'm stuck in this fucking hell hole, wishing death upon myself. Regretting, ashamed at myself for missing the chance to go back to Thailand. Just jerking off to porn because I can't afford chicks here in this ridiculously expensive city. Just for one measly handjob from a shitty massage joint here in the shitty American north east, I coulda banged 3 hot babes in Bangkok. Christ on a stick!

DO NOT fucking delay. Don't be an idiot like me. Just fucking go. GO gawdamnit! Fucking go! By Lucifer's beard! Goooooooo!

6 days is not nearly enough time. With such a short window, don't bother with online chicks. Just have fun at the massage joints, the oilies and the soapies. Have some beer at Nana and Cowboy. Live your best life dude. Bangkok will change you forever.

I'll probably regret asking but. If you are so hell bent on Thailand being your paradise, what is the one main reason stopping you from upping sticks and start a new chapter in your life in Thailand then?

I hear you mainly complaining about the cost of living, cost of everything in the States, especially eggs, so one thing is for sure you couldn't be any worse off economically by emigrating?

[Captain Solo]

A huge facility for 300 girls with private room and guests.

[RamDavidson84]

I made that terrible mistake myself. I delayed thinking that Thailand isn't going anywhere, that I'll be back soon enough. But weeks became months, and now months has become years. And my mind has turned to mush, and I'm going insane thinking about how I was this close to getting back to Thailand, and downing some sidegra and burying my dick in some hot Thai pussy. Instead I'm stuck in this fucking hell hole, wishing death upon myself. Regretting, ashamed at myself for missing the chance to go back to Thailand. Just jerking off to porn because I can't afford chicks here in this ridiculously expensive city. Just for one measly handjob from a shitty massage joint here in the shitty American north east, I coulda banged 3 hot babes in Bangkok. Christ on a stick!

DO NOT fucking delay. Don't be an idiot like me. Just fucking go. GO gawdamnit! Fucking go! By Lucifer's beard! Goooooooo!

6 days is not nearly enough time. With such a short window, don't bother with online chicks. Just have fun at the massage joints, the oilies and the soapies. Have some beer at Nana and Cowboy. Live your best life dude. Bangkok will change you forever.

Amen brotha.

[Newton York]

I made that terrible mistake myself. I delayed thinking that Thailand isn't going anywhere, that I'll be back soon enough. But weeks became months, and now months has become years. And my mind has turned to mush, and I'm going insane thinking about how I was this close to getting back to Thailand, and downing some sidegra and burying my dick in some hot Thai pussy. Instead I'm stuck in this fucking hell hole, wishing death upon myself. Regretting, ashamed at myself for missing the chance to go back to Thailand. Just jerking off to porn because I can't afford chicks here in this ridiculously expensive city. Just for one measly handjob from a shitty massage joint here in the shitty American north east, I coulda banged 3 hot babes in Bangkok. Christ on a stick!

DO NOT fucking delay. Don't be an idiot like me. Just fucking go. GO gawdamnit! Fucking go! By Lucifer's beard! Goooooooo!

6 days is not nearly enough time. With such a short window, don't bother with online chicks. Just have fun at the massage joints, the oilies and the soapies. Have some beer at Nana and Cowboy. Live your best life dude. Bangkok will change you forever.

[Ranvir 226]

Friends,

I am planning for trip to Thailand from 18th May for 6 days. Please guide me whether it is right time to visit or I should delay. How to search for girls online? Websites like TF or reliable?

Thanks in advance.

You should never delay visit to Thailand. It all 365 days full blast. If you delay, your next visit also gets delayed and so on. Visit on first opprtunity. Enjoy.

[EverythingThai]

300 girls here tonight. Stage shows.

[CatBert55]

Alive and well. Red Fern Soi 7/1 = Eden Club.

The pricing on their site seems off. Double the price for an extra 30 m and 2 free refreshments?