Medellin Reports

[Turgid]

I'd be more concerned about the neighborhood you have to enter to get to and then to leave their apartment. So, a big no. I prefer my own controlled environment.

Not all the girls live in suspect neighborhoods. However, when, for any reason, I have to enter a barrio that looks possibly problematic, I generally take a taxi/uber to and fro during daylight hours, which is when I visit. Nothing wrong with gents having different styles.

[Knowledge]

I agree it's all about the girl and her choice of attire. If she isn't able or willing to tone it down and cover up then you should find another girl or stick to bedroom activities with her. I personally find it entertaining to watch the reactions of business owners and other customers when an unsuspecting punter rolls into an upscale place with a downscale pro. They don't generally enjoy it. Places like El Botanico and its sister restaurants, mostly around Provenza (La Cruda, Criminal, Burdo, Oni, etc.), are very tolerant because their formula is party places that also serve food. No one bats an eye when punters pull up with roadkill. The places like oci. Mde, La Provincia, and Cafe LE Gris are less welcoming.

Any of them, it's Poblado. 50% of all couples in the restaurants are a dude with a prepaga girl. Otherwise, they would most likely not be eating in Poblado. Ok, I'm obviously exagerating percentages, but as long as you ain't taking in a street urchin, the girls will dress appropriately for a restaurant date and many who don't are smart enough to bring a jacket they can wear to go into any fancy place.

[Mr Enternational]

I am sure the dumped women say it is all the man's fault. It seems like it is genetic programming after having a kid for women to look at men like an ATM and sperm donor and if they do not knock that belief off, then their man is going to leave them. The difference in Colombia and the USA is the women do not often have a legal system to go cry to and claim victim status for $. If the men were such losers, why would other women take then in?

Couldn't that be said about your own girlfriend? Or is that different because she is your girlfriend? If her ex was such a loser, then how did he ever get another girlfriend? Or has he not had another in the past 16 years? We are all humans and different things float our boats as individuals.

[Elvis 2008]

It is not hard for them to provide. From what the women tell me, the guy leaves her for another chick and makes a new family with her who he has no problem providing for. He forgets about the kid he made in the previous relationship leaving the kid and and the previous lady to fin for themselves.

I am sure the dumped women say it is all the man's fault. It seems like it is genetic programming after having a kid for women to look at men like an ATM and sperm donor and if they do not knock that belief off, then their man is going to leave them. The difference in Colombia and the USA is the women do not often have a legal system to go cry to and claim victim status for $. If the men were such losers, why would other women take then in?

I actually respect the few women who say that after having children they overindulged their children and neglected their man.

As for why Colombian women are interested in foreign men, money IMO is #1. The much less common one, but it does happen, is because the Colombian women are so tried of the antics of Colombian men.

[DiscoverFL]

I have felt perfectly safe going to the apartment of chicas who advertise online. It strikes me that they would be less inclined to drug a client at their place. Has anyone heard of a guy being scoped at the girl's residence?

I'd be more concerned about the neighborhood you have to enter to get to and then to leave their apartment. So, a big no. I prefer my own controlled environment.

[DiscoverFL]

Hey guys anyone have a nice restaurant recommendation in the Poblado area where I can take a working girl and they won't frown upon it or it will be less obvious?

Any of them, it's Poblado. 50% of all couples in the restaurants are a dude with a prepaga girl. Otherwise, they would most likely not be eating in Poblado. Ok, I'm obviously exagerating percentages, but as long as you ain't taking in a street urchin, the girls will dress appropriately for a restaurant date and many who don't are smart enough to bring a jacket they can wear to go into any fancy place.

[Nounce]

Hey guys anyone have a nice restaurant recommendation in the Poblado area where I can take a working girl and they won't frown upon it or it will be less obvious?

If the girl does not know where to go, then she may not dress appropriately. It maybe more productive to order Rappi to your place.

[Nounce]

Get to the room, shower, get on the bed and the complaining begins. I told her, you agreed to the rules, stop bitching. ... It was fantastic.

Always enjoy reading your report. The girl is testing your boundary and you see two different versions of her. Sometimes nice does not work. LOL.

[Nomars777]

Thanks, yeah, I do love Botero, my friend however wasn't feeling it at all. Little too grungy for him.

But Botero can offer exceptional value if you can find a girl that meets your standards, which on this last trip was VERY few chicas, sadly.

Last summer, much much better selection in Botero.

You beat me by $5 K. Banged Vennie Michelle for 30 minutes at Aiffe for total of $70 K.

Great report.

[Mr Enternational]

What I've realized is if you message a girl you should start off every convo with "Cuantos anos tienes?" Because many profiles do not have age listed which is not good.

Well you better make sure to put a tilde over the "and", or else you have just asked how many assholes she has.

[MikeBayArea]

Alright, so another great trip to Medellin, this time for "Semana Santa" yes, Holy week, from Palm Sunday through day after Easter Sunday, what a TERRIBLE time to go, right? No boys, it was alllllrrriiighhhhhtttt! .

Every single day there was plenty to choose from in Lleras and on Calle 10, even if it was down from peak times when I visited last summer.

So, that said, here we go:

Saturday - 4/12 - BOTERO VERY POOR QUALITY SELECTION. Not at all what it was last summer. Out of 100-200 girls milling about Botero, the side street down by the church, the main drag behind the church and back around, seriously only 6-10 were above a 5. Maybe. One what I would consider an 8 and she got scooped up immediately. I ended up with a cute, but plain somewhere in the 6-7 range in Botero - 20 yo Venezolana "Jay" - pequea con cicatriz en las nalgas. First one I saw that was reasonably cute. Crazy life story of the last year. Poor girl had done the route from Venezuela to Colombia all the way through Central America, rode "La Bestia" through Mexico with her small child, got to just across from Eagle Pass, TX when her coyote (smuggler) got scared when he saw lights after they got across the river, ditched the group, who then walked through town until they found a Gringo who asked them if they needed him to call immigration. They all said yes, got taken to the holding center, then released and immediately deported. Ended up coming from Venezuela to Colombia to make some money and try to recoup what she'd dropped on the trip north. Oh and at some point, she stopped to take a piss by the border fence, got one of her ass cheeks hooked on the razor wire and has a thick scar to show for it! What a story...

Got to say. You are a machine man. All of these 1 hour, 90 minute, and 2 hour sessions, back to back. Are you taking vitamins? How old are you? Jeez, man, I'm in awe. And obviously the girls are happy because they are all letting you go raw back in the room, meaning they are into it. Well done! Wow.

[Astro Man]

Hey guys anyone have a nice restaurant recommendation in the Poblado area where I can take a working girl and they won't frown upon it or it will be less obvious?

[Turgid]

...... gave great service for the grand total of $65 k including the room fee. Craziness. Full 30 minutes......

You beat me by $5 K. Banged Vennie Michelle for 30 minutes at Aiffe for total of $70 K.

Great report.

[MikeBayArea]

I'm not sure what changed, but suddenly I'm starting to hit on all these FB girls. It's like they can smell my arrival date. They are responding and agreeing to terms. I think what it was, is I finally came across the right girl with a good open list, and those are the ones that have been responding. It's a numbers game.

Honestly, you just need two names to get started. Go into the facebook search type in Valentina, then select "people" then select "city" and set the city you are in. Apparently, you're not allowed to be named Valentina and not be hot and in scantily clad outfits.

Next repeat the same process with the name Veronica. Not quite as much action as Valentina but pretty close.

This will get your lists going.

What I've realized is if you message a girl you should start off every convo with "Cuantos anos tienes?" Because many profiles do not have age listed which is not good.

[MikeBayArea]

Alright, so another great trip to Medellin, this time for "Semana Santa" yes, Holy week, from Palm Sunday through day after Easter Sunday, what a TERRIBLE time to go, right? No boys, it was alllllrrriiighhhhhtttt! .

Every single day there was plenty to choose from in Lleras and on Calle 10, even if it was down from peak times when I visited last summer.

So, that said, here we go:

Saturday - 4/12 - BOTERO VERY POOR QUALITY SELECTION. Not at all what it was last summer. Out of 100-200 girls milling about Botero, the side street down by the church, the main drag behind the church and back around, seriously only 6-10 were above a 5. Maybe. One what I would consider an 8 and she got scooped up immediately. I ended up with a cute, but plain somewhere in the 6-7 range in Botero - 20 yo Venezolana "Jay" - pequea con cicatriz en las nalgas. First one I saw that was reasonably cute. Crazy life story of the last year. Poor girl had done the route from Venezuela to Colombia all the way through Central America, rode "La Bestia" through Mexico with her small child, got to just across from Eagle Pass, TX when her coyote (smuggler) got scared when he saw lights after they got across the river, ditched the group, who then walked through town until they found a Gringo who asked them if they needed him to call immigration. They all said yes, got taken to the holding center, then released and immediately deported. Ended up coming from Venezuela to Colombia to make some money and try to recoup what she'd dropped on the trip north. Oh and at some point, she stopped to take a piss by the border fence, got one of her ass cheeks hooked on the razor wire and has a thick scar to show for it! What a story.

Wow. Great report. You give hope that perhaps prices are as inflated as others have stated. Couple questions: Are you a grigo? Also, you must be fluent in Spanish with all the deep connections you formed, right? Lastly, you seemed very experienced with Medellin.