Pattaya Reports

[Trevor2522]

To those depressed about the talent on Soi Sucks. I am one of them. Exotica had 3 I'd put in the Superior Category, 2,000-2,500.

In this day and age, proprietors should put girls' profiles online, including children, height, age and price. This would generate more income too because the punters could go direct, not needing to fend off the street dross.

[Trevor2522]

That's surprising. I've found girls in Colombia often want to charge extra even for BBBJ.

I dislike Colombianas. They will not go bareback unless they know you and you can convince them of vasectomy. Zero femininity compared to SE Asians. And most are single mothers with slack internals.

[Trevor2522]

Caution! If you are unable to CLIMB into the back of these trucks easily. Be careful when getting out. The PAX and driver will Rush you. And you need to do a 360 turn and whip around and pay the Driver 10 Baht.

Register your mobile phone number, selfie and payment card with Grab. About 5 different vehicle rates are offered, depending on wait time and size. Forget the song-tiaows / Thai Jeepneys: dangerous boarding / departing amongst moving traffic, and jerky rides. Grab/Bolt/Uber are the best things to happen to the taxi trade since horse-drawn Hansom Cabs.

[Werqweq]

Are you applying for a job at the NIH under Kennedy? You are supremely qualified for that.

As a newish BBFS-er, posts like that make me worry BBFS-ing can lead to cognitive impairments further down the road.

[NRandom940]

Picking up hookers from street sounds like a low level mongering but not in Pattaya. Here it seems to be just the best value / price option. Out of a hundred girls it is always possible to find 2-3 cuties.

I've walked Beach Road before only during the day time. Is it completely different at night? Are the girls there just obviously waiting to be picked up? During the day, I would assume most women there are tourists, but I could be wrong. I've always been against street girls anywhere, but I think you're right that Pattaya is an exception.

[Chinzano]

The first pic is the girl who sucked my dick yesterday during "massage" in the massage parlor. She also came to my place next day to fuck for 3 k baht (about $80).

Unlike most Thai girls, she is 27 year old And speaks good English. She said she is half Japanese and half Thai.

The second pic is a 20 year old Thai girl that I picked from Beach Road (there are hundreds and hundreds of girls there) and paid only 1500 bht $40.

She doesn't speak English but is a bit more enthusiastic and definitely no worse than the massage girl that I mentioned earlier, but twice cheaper.

Massage parlors and bar girls are usually more expensive than freelances. So, I am done with massage girls. Picking up hookers from street sounds like a low level mongering but not in Pattaya. Here it seems to be just the best value / price option. Out of a hundred girls it is always possible to find 2-3 cuties.

[JjBee62]

Yes. Blue Isuzu or Toyota Trucks will Honk non stop at you. They come by all the time. Caution! If you are unable to CLIMB into the back of these trucks easily. Be careful when getting out. The PAX and driver will Rush you. And you need to do a 360 turn and whip around and pay the Driver 10 Baht. Us fat guys will recognize the potential to Twist your ankle or pop your knees while being squished in like Cattle when those baht busses are full and they slam the brakes and expect you to walk out and pay within 4 seconds like an athlete. The locals didn't like my Fat ass pushing the Stop button at Soi 6 - and bracing myself to get out - but just know, if you have a hard time walking. It is a mild Step Down from that Baht But truck to the pavement!

Note: Yes I am fat and working on that issue. But I would NOT recommend climbing in and out of Baht Busses if you have leg issues (or mobility issues!) . Just Order a Bolt! - just my opinion!

Thank you. I'm recovering from a foot injury / surgery. I get around fine, but long distances are rough. Normally 5-10 miles per day is no problem, but right now things start to hurt after 15 or 20 minutes.

[Explorer8939]

But come on, this is BS!

Before it was walking street now its soi 6. Soi 6 was known for giving great value for money. Now its beginning to look like walking street with lots of koreans buying drinks for the girls. Seems like what we can call diminishing returns for your expensive trip there. What is the reason for going there if it just keep getting worse and worse?! There is no economical reason to go there for ST any longer. Sit down with a calculator and se what it costs you per girl you have.

You spend $1000 to fly to Thailand, but worry about a price increase for Short Time of 500 baht.

[SouthEaster]

You will notice he never said what he pays. This guy goes all over the place, pays well over the top, in particular for BBFS so it is no surprise he made this comment. I would wager in most cases he has the same issue as you but doesn't mention paying extra because it's all the same to him.

[GentileBear]

, can the baht buses be found on the main streets? I'm arriving on Sunday and can't walk too much at the moment. .

Yes. Blue Isuzu or Toyota Trucks will Honk non stop at you. They come by all the time. Caution! If you are unable to CLIMB into the back of these trucks easily. Be careful when getting out. The PAX and driver will Rush you. And you need to do a 360 turn and whip around and pay the Driver 10 Baht. Us fat guys will recognize the potential to Twist your ankle or pop your knees while being squished in like Cattle when those baht busses are full and they slam the brakes and expect you to walk out and pay within 4 seconds like an athlete. The locals didn't like my Fat ass pushing the Stop button at Soi 6 - and bracing myself to get out - but just know, if you have a hard time walking. It is a mild Step Down from that Baht But truck to the pavement!

Note: Yes I am fat and working on that issue. But I would NOT recommend climbing in and out of Baht Busses if you have leg issues (or mobility issues!) . Just Order a Bolt! - just my opinion!

[NRandom940]

I go fuck in Colombia every 3 months and girls are so sexy, young, fuck all bareback

That's surprising. I've found girls in Colombia often want to charge extra even for BBBJ.

[Master Monger]

I admire your obsessive dedication. 1 million data points is literally a lifetime of devotion to the task, 30 years or more of continuous effort. Chances are, anyone wanting to debate you will forget all about the debate long before you get your results published.

Since I'm here and I'm being lazy, can the baht buses be found on the main streets? I'm arriving on Sunday and can't walk too much at the moment. If anyone wants to have a beer drop me a pm.

Rent a bike for 75 baht a day.

[Gilolo]

I totally agree. Before Covid, it was easy to fuck girls for 1000 bahts and for 1500 bareback! And girls were quite good looking! But now girls look seriousely ugly, and yes drinks start to be mucho more expensive that before! And now price start at 1500 with ugly girls so now better to find girls online or directly in the streets and go speak with them directly.

Now go less in thailand and I go fuck in Colombia every 3 months and girls are so sexy, young, fuck all bareback and are mucho more less expensive than in thailand!

But come on, this is BS!

Before it was walking street now its soi 6. Soi 6 was known for giving great value for money. Now its beginning to look like walking street with lots of koreans buying drinks for the girls. Seems like what we can call diminishing returns for your expensive trip there. What is the reason for going there if it just keep getting worse and worse?! There is no economical reason to go there for ST any longer. Sit down with a calculator and se what it costs you per girl you have.

[KrumeLurer]

Soi 6 has been changed by the influx of East Asians, who come to buy drinks for the ladies.

But Soi 6 is a small part of Pattaya. Try Soi Pothole.

But come on, this is BS!

Before it was walking street now its soi 6. Soi 6 was known for giving great value for money. Now its beginning to look like walking street with lots of koreans buying drinks for the girls. Seems like what we can call diminishing returns for your expensive trip there. What is the reason for going there if it just keep getting worse and worse?! There is no economical reason to go there for ST any longer. Sit down with a calculator and se what it costs you per girl you have.

[UglyAzzMan]

To those depressed about the talent on Soi Sucks. I am one of them.

Exotica had 3 I'd put in the Superior Category, 2,000-2,500.