Pattaya Reports

[JjBee62]

In an effort to be somewhat thorough, I took a walk through Soi 6 and Walking Street last night, before returning to Soi Boomerang.

I've seen a few reports claiming only fat, ugly and old girls can be found on Soi 6. At 7:30 last night there appeared to be all shapes and sizes available. At a guess the ratio was about 40 to 1. In my opinion just about anyone could have found several girls to their standards. I don't know about prices, I wasn't there to play, merely to gather an impression. Frankly, the sheer volume of desperation was a complete turn-off to me. Hitting Beach Road felt like an escape. However, if being swarmed by girls, along with a few with suspiciously deep voices, is your thing, this is definitely the place.

After grabbing some food I hopped on a baht bus for Walking Street. Except for the spot where 2 discos are trying to drown each other out, the atmosphere is much better. Between 8:30 and 9:30 it wasn't too crowded. Had a beer and some more food to watch the people. Considered hitting one of the go gos, but wasn't much feeling it. The area was much more to my liking than Soi 6.

Last trip for the night was a return to Soi Boomerang. I wanted to compare a few other clubs. First stop was Pink Baby. 10 pm and I was the only customer. On the plus side, if short, thin, cute and under 30 is your style, it might be worth a visit. No pressure while I was there. Spent 110 b for a coke and split.

Last stop was Playgirlz. Inside was fairly nice. They keep the stage loaded with girls, sometimes all topless. They also have a nice choreographed stage show. No nudity, but entertaining. They had several who ranked pretty high on my meter, but there doesn't seem to be anything going on, other than some light groping and kissing. I didn't see any sign that there's more action available. My coke was 100 b and lady drinks were 250 b. They push the lady drinks hard. HARD. It's an almost constant pressure. I don't mind buying drinks, but at that price just having someone rubbing my thigh isn't enough. Eye candy was good. , but that's about it.

Still have a few more nights left. Not sure what to explore next.

[JjBee62]

At least that's where I think I was. Walked through shortly after 8 pm Tuesday and it was starting to get busy. After scouting the area, stopped in Club Fate. Maybe 12-15 girls inside, mostly nothing special to look at. Vibe was laid back, neighborhood bar full of regulars feel. Zero pressure. 50 b for a coke. No idea on lady drink cost.

Left there and went to Heaven Above. Place was pretty crowded, probably 2 girls for every guy. Other than a few guys looking sad, most had a girl sitting with them, hands on. I quickly had a super spinner sitting with me. Face wasn't much, but her body and attitude were good, with good English skills. Later I grabbed another tiny girl and we had fun for awhile. Lady drinks were 165 b and I bought 5, plus my 85 b coke. The second girl was a bit more reserved, except for her attacks on my crotch. Enjoyed the 2 girl tag team crotch wrestling.

After an hour the subject of going upstairs came up. 550 b for the room, 2000 b for each girl. There was no friction when I told them I was only taking 1. First girl, small natural tits with a little sag, rest of her body was good, with maybe 2 lbs more than the second. Second girl had a well done boob job, not too big, pretty face and excellent body. She seemed a bit hungrier so I took her.

Upstairs rooms are big and clean with full bathroom and shower. The only thing it was lacking was a condom, something I was also without. After a 2 second pause she asked if I would pull out before cumming, no problem. Mutual shower and off to bed. Did my thing and apparently did it well enough, BBFS without any artificial lube after DATY. Multiple positions with plenty of DFK, she made it feel like a GFE thing. Left my donation on her stomach. Lots of laying back and cuddling, relaxing. A second round was offered but I didn't think I could pull it off.

Back to the shower for a quick cleanup and out the door. I'm assuming I could have gotten her down to 1500 b, but it wasn't worth the effort to me. Overall I was pleased with the club. Good atmosphere and enough lookers for me.

Big concentration of gents clubs in a small area, probably worth checking out.

[SubCmdr]

Only 1500 baht?! You should pay no more than that.

I pay what I want

The venues I use in Pattaya to hire prostitutes I pay 1000 - 2000 for short time.

I was on 2nd Road today. There is a massage place that says NEURO on the wall outside. There were three stunners sitting outside. I mean smoking. So much so I changed my direction of travel in order to investigate. 3000 for one hour. Was told they massage EVERYTHING. Out of my price range. I fuck three ugly girls over a three hour period for what these pretty girls are asking for just 1 hour.

But if I make a good trade. And I want to treat myself. I am going to check that place out.

The Cmdr knows quality!

[JjBee62]

Spent too much time walking around yesterday and overdid it. Decided to stick close to base and check out LK Metro and the other little areas around. Laying low today while my feet and legs recover (spent almost 2 months seldom hobbling farther than the bathroom).

Earlier in the day, before anything was happening, I walked through both Soi 6 and Walking Street. I'll check both out later this week.

I also noticed there are several bar areas scattered around, almost everywhere I turn. Not a lot of real stunners, but I've seen a few who aren't bad at all.

My first impression on LK Metro is there are a lot of ladyboys around. One got a bit aggressive approaching me and had to be moved aside. Another was approaching from the other side, but backed off when he saw me move the other one aside.

Cruised the area for awhile before stopping in Lady Love go go. Mostly average looking girls, maybe 30-40 of them. Beer was 145 b. Sign said 195 for lady drinks. Most of the girls looked bored, so I didn't see any reason to stick around.

Some of the bar girls on the street looked hot enough, but there were more either old, fat or ugly.

[JjBee62]

I have spent a lot of time in Medellin, Bogota and even a little in Santa Marta. Don't imagine that I scared anyone. Of the dozens of ISG members I met, advised and showed around, none seemed scared.

As for coming to Pattaya, you should pay closer attention. I'm already here. So far there's been no panic.

Went for a walk last night to scout the area. Still acclimating to the time zone and wasn't interested in putting forth any effort, just wanted to bust a nut with minimal effort. Went to Relax Health Massage on Soi Buakhao. Women out front looked good enough. Strictly HJ or BJ, they were up front about "no fucking. " Good enough for me.

Rooms are small, separated by partitions that don't go all the way to floor or ceiling. Undressed, went to the shower, came back, got massage, nude BBBJ with HJ finish, then back to shower for cleanup. Purely sensual massage, not a actual massage. Felt good, teasing was nice. Wasn't excessively mechanical. Out the door was 1600,600 for the house. Not a bargain, but convenient.

Now here's the useful information. During one of the trips to the shower. Someone went through my pockets. My watch had been in my pocket with my travel wallet and I found it laying on the shelf. My travel wallet is difficult to quickly get money out, snag a few bills and put the rest back. So nothing was taken.

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[Gman111]

Hi guys we are looking for 4 bhk villa for rent for 5 days any suggestions and can someone share recommendation for girls in pattaya. Thanks for your help.

[MarquisdeSade1]

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[JjBee62]

The baht bus system map.

That's remarkably useful. I'll try to reciprocate.

Got into BKK at 4:45 this morning via ORD and HND. ANA air was great.

Awesome service and plenty of legroom even in standard economy. Was through immigration in 5 minutes, and found the bus. I was expecting first bus to leave at 7, but there was 1 at 6 am. Got 2 the moto taxi stand called grab and got to my hotel, near LK Metro less than 2 hours after leaving bkk.

Cheap hotel room (probably not guest friendly) wasn't ready at 8 am. Dropped my bags and went for breakfast. Back at 9 and they were finishing my room off. Checked me in at 930. , instead of making me wait til 1.

Cost of the bus was 143 thb. Cost of the grab 105 thb. Hotel is $18 per night, basic rooms, but comfortable. Will get out and gather impressions after I get some sleep.

[MarquisdeSade1]

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[Explorer8939]

I admire your obsessive dedication. 1 million data points is literally a lifetime of devotion to the task, 30 years or more of continuous effort. Chances are, anyone wanting to debate you will forget all about the debate long before you get your results published.

Since I'm here and I'm being lazy, can the baht buses be found on the main streets? I'm arriving on Sunday and can't walk too much at the moment. If anyone wants to have a beer drop me a pm.

The baht bus system map.

[KrumeLurer]

The first pic is the girl who sucked my dick yesterday during "massage" in the massage parlor. She also came to my place next day to fuck for 3 k baht (about $80).

Unlike most Thai girls, she is 27 year old And speaks good English. She said she is half Japanese and half Thai.

The second pic is a 20 year old Thai girl that I picked from Beach Road (there are hundreds and hundreds of girls there) and paid only 1500 bht $40.

She doesn't speak English but is a bit more enthusiastic and definitely no worse than the massage girl that I mentioned earlier, but twice cheaper.

Massage parlors and bar girls are usually more expensive than freelances. So, I am done with massage girls. Picking up hookers from street sounds like a low level mongering but not in Pattaya. Here it seems to be just the best value / price option. Out of a hundred girls it is always possible to find 2-3 cuties.

Only 1500 baht?! You should pay no more than that.

[Mertnuts]

I totally agree. Before Covid, it was easy to fuck girls for 1000 bahts and for 1500 bareback! And girls were quite good looking! But now girls look seriousely ugly, and yes drinks start to be mucho more expensive that before! And now price start at 1500 with ugly girls so now better to find girls online or directly in the streets and go speak with them directly.

Now go less in thailand and I go fuck in Colombia every 3 months and girls are so sexy, young, fuck all bareback and are mucho more less expensive than in thailand!

One of the reasons you don't see nearly as many young hot sex workers (pretty much anywhere in the world, throw a dart and it's true) at value rates, providing good services anymore. Part of the reason is they can make a lot more money in a much safer way and even become quasi famous doing things like OnlyFans. And social media has inflated their self perception of what they are worth. Reality checks them hard around age 35 but good luck trying to convince a hot 21 year old anywhere these days that she has to accept anything less.

I don't care if its Thailand, Colombia or the USA. This is true now everywhere. Mongering these isn't nearly what it used to be, if you have high standards and enjoy good service at good prices.

[Trevor2522]

To those depressed about the talent on Soi Sucks. I am one of them. Exotica had 3 I'd put in the Superior Category, 2,000-2,500.

In this day and age, proprietors should put girls' profiles online, including children, height, age and price. This would generate more income too because the punters could go direct, not needing to fend off the street dross.

[Trevor2522]

That's surprising. I've found girls in Colombia often want to charge extra even for BBBJ.

I dislike Colombianas. They will not go bareback unless they know you and you can convince them of vasectomy. Zero femininity compared to SE Asians. And most are single mothers with slack internals.