Jakarta

[Joe2422]

I've now been to Classic 1, 2, 5, Hotel Travel, Emporium, Club 1001, and Kotha Inda. What's missing? If I'm honest, I still believe that Classic / Travel are the best options as a complete package. 365,000 or 400,000 are simply unbeatable. I also think the quality of the women is good. So where else do I need to go to explore something new?

[Safado70]

That's strange. When I was staying at the hotel they had what looked like posters in bahasa listing the fee per week / month by the gym.

Strange. I asked this morning at reception. Well, wouldn't be the first time I got a wrong information from somebody here.

[Werqweq]

The gym at Redtop hotel is not open to external visitors.

That's strange. When I was staying at the hotel they had what looked like posters in bahasa listing the fee per week / month by the gym.

[Amadeuss]

Initial report:

I spaced out and forgot to apply for an EVisa, which meant I had to stand in the deadly Visa on Arrival line. The wait was long, the actual processing was fast, and the cost was $35.

While I was in line, I completed my customs form online (at the end you get a QR code), and set up an Indonesian Grab account.

I didn't get a SIM card, so I used the airport WiFi to get a Grab taxi into town (less than 300 K).

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You may wait for the visa on arrival. But to fill out the form of the eVisa it takes even more time! Those chaps who created the from just wanted to prove what smart asses they are:

2 attachement you must provide as PDF and not jpg.

Once you scroll back, you get thrown out and must start all a new.

The english translation is confusing: tourist or work is not the same as tourist and family visit.

If you only got one handy, its almost impossibe to finish it. If you do it, do it back home using a laptop where you can move beteen several windows.

The two other apps / forms for customs and for health check are more easy to handle.

Positive: on departure you don't need any form anymore: just put your passport on the scanner --and here you go.

OK, guys, lets wait when the first order station for the chicks at TravelHotel are made like the McDonald order colums: you choose what you want by photos and tick if you wish some special treatments. And then pay, you get a number and the girl wll show up.

Silly digital times. I hate that "progress".

[Hard Cowboy]

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[Plant Smoke]

Truth be told, I'm rather flattered some would think my report was fiction. Thank you.

I didn't say that. I have no doubt your post really happened, that doesn't mean it had any value. Why anyone would want to describe.

Behind bedroom door the specifics of having a somewhat pliable, or in my case fully pliable, muscle being inserted into a hole is beyond me.

I am about location, name of establishment, and whether they have go-upstairs room on premises. I am having to come to grips with ther fact.

That I will never be able to change ISG and the plethora of poetry writers here that like to tell you about making love.

[Safado70]

The gym at Redtop hotel is not open to external visitors.

[Raycx5]

I had my thumb and forefinger about two inches apart in the proper position, to convey the size of my pecker going thru the front door of new wijaya 77.

And raja mas jl. Gedung panjang. It didn't convince the girl. I didn't really want her anyways. These two bars are 200,000 rp. Girls and they look it.

On this thread, therse two bars are often the prelude to kotas indah. At Royal VIP, last night, the fishbowl is on the second floor. They have gold and platinum girls there.

900 and 1.5 millions. They had some stunners in there. But you have to be patient and wait for the girls to go to the elevator on their way to the karaoke rooms to see them. Ill do it, split the seams.

In between the girls chairs, to get a better look at them (this is what the Asians do) but I prefer not to. It is awkward and you are on the line of being a voyeur.

I sat with a girl for three minutes and the mamasan came over and was bitchy to go to the room right away. WTF? I later pulled out a blue 50 gave it to this ***** with my translated phone text in her face, "Treat me better next time I'm here".

*On a motorbike don't just put the helmet on your head! Do yourself as favor and adjust the strap. A loose strap is like riding without a helmet.

Appreciate you for sharing the info. I don't know these places and will check them out! The best place in Jarkata is Royal VIP?

[Werqweq]

I'm still waiting for the answer on my query of- What are the fitness gyms a moto-drive away from Classic where I can pay daily fees?

I see Werqu has posted on Jakarta dating apps and states that he is a tinder platinum member and has had some success matching. More than once, I have stated I am having difficulty.

Matching with tinder gold. You would think maybe werqu would have stepped forward and helped me out? Just saying Werqu.

Redtop hotel, a 10 minute walk from Classic, has a gym that I'm pretty sure is open to outsiders, though I'd call them and verify first. It's good enough to be a low-end normal gym, and thus a lot better than most hotel gyms. Has showers and towels also.

Tinder: "he is a tinder platinum member" kind of makes it sound less pathetic than it is. Almost like an airline membership. Tinder gold doesn't do much in my experience. Tinder management sucks and they ban people so easily, and so hard, that I feel uncomfortable saying anything good about it, but platinum is supposed to put you up front for the people you've already liked, considerably increasing the chance they will at least see your profile. That seems to be somewhat true in my experience, so a few weeks before arriving in Jakarta next time I'll spend some of my idle time swiping like on tinder girls near my soon-to-be Jakarta hotel.

I've only used tinder for normal, non-p4p, girls in Jakarta though, and have for some reason not experienced the overflowing of offers from p4p-girls some others here seem to be gifted with. I'd not think any p4p-girls would bother to read my profile close enough to think I'm not the type of guy to pay for pussy, so perhaps it's that I look so handsome they simply can't imagine I'd ever need to pay for pussy, and that's why my matches are almost all normal girls.

Also, that's Mr. Werqweq to you, Plantfart.

[Werqweq]

What a painful bunch of paragraphs this was to read. It must have taken seveal hours just to create and type out. I came out of this novel.

With redtop, Tinder, and Classic. Some people here must be past contributors to the old penthouse forum which also was poetry, albeit fiction.

Truth be told, I'm rather flattered some would think my report was fiction. Thank you.

[Plant Smoke]

Anybody have any info on club flight 108 that is the new name? Of illegals club?

[Plant Smoke]

I had my thumb and forefinger about two inches apart in the proper position, to convey the size of my pecker going thru the front door of new wijaya 77.

And raja mas jl. Gedung panjang. It didn't convince the girl. I didn't really want her anyways. These two bars are 200,000 rp. Girls and they look it.

On this thread, therse two bars are often the prelude to kotas indah. At Royal VIP, last night, the fishbowl is on the second floor. They have gold and platinum girls there.

900 and 1.5 millions. They had some stunners in there. But you have to be patient and wait for the girls to go to the elevator on their way to the karaoke rooms to see them. Ill do it, split the seams.

In between the girls chairs, to get a better look at them (this is what the Asians do) but I prefer not to. It is awkward and you are on the line of being a voyeur.

I sat with a girl for three minutes and the mamasan came over and was bitchy to go to the room right away. WTF? I later pulled out a blue 50 gave it to this ***** with my translated phone text in her face, "Treat me better next time I'm here".

*On a motorbike don't just put the helmet on your head! Do yourself as favor and adjust the strap. A loose strap is like riding without a helmet.

[Gabacho]

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[Werqweq]

Personnally when I go to a brothel I don't need my phone at all.

How then do you tell the girl that you want her to put her left foot up your ass, and not her right hand up your nose? Are you fluent in Bahasa?

[Muzungufotsy]

My mobile internet doesn't work inside Sari Ayu and they don't have Wi-Fi for clients.

With my limited bahasa I find it rather difficult to explain the difference between tea-bagging and a rimjob, without using a translation tool.

Does somebody here have mobile internet inside Sari Ayu and which is your provider? I would get a new sim card if that helped.

Personnally when I go to a brothel I don't need my phone at all.