Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

**PgReal** · 05-16-25 09:50

Originally Posted by Etaoin2003 [View Original Post]

Beautiful girls. I chose the full service option but the girl at the counter would only sell me the blowjob. Ok, that's what I'm there for anyway. The facilities are very nice. Shower, lie down on table. The whole thing felt rushed. Had to finish myself.

The grannies at Wood Bar have spoiled me with their willingness to keep going and their dedication to the cause.

Thanks for the report, hadn't heard of this place before. Looking at the website it mentions only BJ, so not sure how you could have chosen FS option?

Also on the website it mentions there is Vietnamese Shampoo available, I am lost, is that sex slang for something, bad translation or do they literally mean you can shower with shampoo from Vietnam?

**NicFrenchy** · 05-16-25 08:13

Originally Posted by Ranvir226 [View Original Post]

Dear brothers, planning my visit next week. A good cosplay session in massage parlour, I am looking for. Can any brother give contat of massage parlour. Went through websites of many, but could not find any. Thanks in advance.

https://www.hunnybunnybkk.com/

Hunny Bunny offers cosplay.

**Ranvir 226** · 05-16-25 03:56

Dear brothers, planning my visit next week. A good cosplay session in massage parlour, I am looking for. Can any brother give contat of massage parlour. Went through websites of many, but could not find any. Thanks in advance.

**Amnesia** · 05-13-25 01:52

Originally Posted by ElMexicant [View Original Post]

So if you see a shop offering 200 baht massages. Tip about 2 X for HJ. Feel free to touch and squeeze. Let your intentions be known without suggesting with words. I always find the cuties in the 150 massage and tip 300. Then again. I strip butt nekkid from the start. Let it all hang loose. Lick my teeth and moan during my massages.

I want to know where those 300-400 Baht HJ massage shops are! The best I'm able to get in normal health massage shops is 500 for a HJ with the masseuse naked so I can grope her, or 1000 for 69. This is pretty much my go-to program and I get it pretty consistently in Bangkok speaking Thai. Don't think I was ever able to get a HJ for 300-400 Baht; in fact, some even ask 1000 for a HJ at first, and some even insist on it, which is a ridiculous price. I can only assume they get enough tourist customers who don't know the prices.

**Etaoin2003** · 05-10-25 14:53

Beautiful girls. I chose the full service option but the girl at the counter would only sell me the blowjob. Ok, that's what I'm there for anyway. The facilities are very nice. Shower, lie down on table. The whole thing felt rushed. Had to finish myself.

The grannies at Wood Bar have spoiled me with their willingness to keep going and their dedication to the cause.

**FernandoAlonso** · 05-10-25 14:13

Originally Posted by JoshAllen [View Original Post]

Had a very satisfying time and walked out with shaky legs. Showed up impromptu and chose the 90 minute body to body full service session. Then a line-up of 4 girls formed. They all seemed very sweet and plenty doable. Genuine smiles, but Pinky's was the brightest and she's just totally my type of look.

Early thirties (but claimed 24 haha) but doing very well for herself, a very youthful look. Slender, A cups, very in shape, hair just past shoulders, and the school girl outfit didn't hurt. Honestly this is hands down the hottest MP girl for me so far.

Basically the only thing I would critique is that it was not BBFS. Maybe it was on the table but I didn't bring it up. I'm not griping, just saying that would be next level.

After a sensual oil massage she starts using her forearms then tits and torso then finally pussy to rub my package. Transitioned to BBBJ. Plenty long. Plenty of effort. Tried DT several times (but couldn't). Eventually used mouth to put on condom then mounted me. Got to say seeing this girl with her delicate figure grind on me in the mirror, I felt like I was in some Chinese historical drama with the demure concubine in the lords chambers. I need to move here pronto.

Anyways at first I found her pretty small and tight and had trouble getting a good rhythm, but she seemed to open after a bit. I let her set the pace for a while, just enjoying the view. Probably a little performance, but enough moaning to suit the mood.

Later mish and there was some light kissing going on but no DFK. On to doggie, then I found myself compelled to DATY / A. I had 2 fingers in her pussy and the tip of my thumb in her ass LOL. My 2nd girl in Thailand to allow this. Pretty sweet. Guaranteed she came, a first for me here.

Finished back in mish then shower and out. Man I would love to see this girl again away from her work. I just didn't feel the right moment to ask for contact info. Not sure if these girls do that. If she was a 7. 5 before hand, she was a 9 to me as I left. Such is the monger life I guess.

I really enjoyed her very chill attitude. Basically went with the flow. And seemed genuinely friendly.

Their website is down so I can't check their pricing. I am not exactly sure. I think it was like 2600 or 2800 then I gave 1000 tip. Extremely high value. Strong recommend and I would absolutely see this girl again.

Only four girls? And no it's not a BBFS joint, get the Line an ask for pictures who I working today so you can book ahead. They are often busy so the line up is arbitrary.

**NicFrenchy** · 05-10-25 07:01

Originally Posted by TConor [View Original Post]

Not sure where to put this question, but I have been seeing a lot of talk of "the 4th hole" ! Does anyone know what they are talking about?

If the girl has 3 holes, the 4th is probably yours.

**TConor** · 05-10-25 06:15

Not sure where to put this question, but I have been seeing a lot of talk of "the 4th hole" ! Does anyone know what they are talking about?

**Newton York** · 05-10-25 05:27

It seems like there are more shops opening that are run by and for Koreans, obviously we are all welcome, and if they're anything like their Japanese counterparts, good service might very well a priority. Granted, Don Quixote is Korean run, and it was just ok at best. But I'd sell my soul right now to be rich so I could back to Bangkok to experience these joints.

https://chairmanbkk.com/

https://www.the333bkk.com/

You guys are living in Bangkok! Retired and enjoying the good life. Why are you not reporting on these places. By Satan's ball sack, tell us what you've experienced. They look like real classy joints. I want to know more. Granted, the prices are a schooch higher than say the typical Phrom Phong oily, but still. A classy place that feels like a bar you can lounge around in, that's something neat.

**Newton York** · 05-10-25 05:19

Hey look at this joint.

https://g2gbkk.com/

They'll sell you kamagra for 200 bht. That's like 6 bucks now, kinda pricey, but a good option to have if you forgot to take your boner pill, or want to enhance what's already in your system. I don't know though fellas. 5 k bht for 90 min. Is it me, or is that going up there in price? The girls are pretty cute though. Anybody there please review for us sad folks who are stuck outside Thailand, we need info!

Younghandsome2 · 05-06-25 12:55

Originally Posted by SaigonSammy [View Original Post]

Went to two different Nuru massage places in one day, was not disappointed. There are so many option in Bangkok that I had trouble choosing. So I found one on google but did not see any reports on them. This is the report for the first one.

Venus Nuru Massage was the first one I went to. It was the closest to my hotel and I needed a fix ASAP. When I arrived, the front was empty, no girls around and even when I went inside, no one was at the front desk. Once I made some noise, the receptionist came out and asked me sit down as she brought out a menu and got the girls ready for the lineup. She showed me 3 girls, all with huge boobs, which I am not a fan of. They were all about the same rating, 6's, and then she said, "or you can have me" which I replied, yes. She was the prettiest one, maybe a solid 7. 5, small boobs, small frame and tall. I requested her for 90 minutes, for 4500. She said ok, but one of the girls in the back, maybe the mamasan, told her that she had an appointment in 30 minutes. Damn! So I hemmed and hawed for a few seconds and after she checked with the mamasan, she said she can go with me for 40 minutes for 2500. I immediately accepted. Got up to the room and got a quick shower in the tub, mouthwash rinse, then on to the mat. Got a perfunctory nuru body slide on my back then she asked me to turn over. Got a good front nuru body slide that felt great, I was as hard as a rock, and the tip of my dick slipped into her a couple of times. Total GFE, as she was embracing me and making out with me. It was time to go into her and she said I had to use a cover, but I told her I wanted BBFS. She proposed a tip of 500 and I quickly agreed and shoved my dick so far into her. It felt so good and I couldn't keep at it for very long. I flipped her around and DATY for a little bit then went into her missionary. Busted deep inside her. She washed me up in the tub this time, we made out for a little while longer and then time was up, she had an appointment with someone else. I tipped her 1000 for being a trooper.

Question for you since you're seasoned! What's the safest nuru spot in Bangkok and what would you recommend from the menu if I want to go all out on my first time, let's say money is no object.

Younghandsome2 · 05-06-25 10:50

I have a budget of $400 USD. If I can spend less great, but I want you guys to go all out!

I'm a relatively novice monger and I want my mind blown. I only have time for one visit in Bangkok. I've never had Nuru but I love watching it, so my idea is:

- Nuru 3 some with anal, either 90 or 120 minutes, 2 shots.

I'm wondering:

1. what do you think of a nuru 3 some as my 'ultimate experience'? I of course want rimming and ideally some prostate play but just rimming is OK. Open to other ideas. Also advice on things to do during the nuru. Like getting ridden while I have my tongue in another girls ass. Or getting a blowjob + rimjob at the same time. I don't want to miss out on doing anything haha.

2. Where should I go? I'd love to bareback if I can safely, so willing to pay a premium for that, but if the best experience requires a place where I should wear a wrapper that is all good too.

3. Should I take viagra / cialis / sildenafil before hand?

Thanks folks.

Younghandsome2 · 05-06-25 10:34

I'm willing to spend up to $400 USD on one experience (ideally less but I want you guys to have room to go crazy), I only have time for one unfortunately. I am thinking a 90-120 minute Nuru massage experience, threesome with anal.

I want to be safe, obviously, ideally safe enough that no condom isn't too risky.

I am wondering:

1. Thoughts on Nuru 3 some with Anal? Sounds like a top tier experience, wondering if I should look to add anything.

2. Where should I go?!

3. Should I take viagra / cialis / sildenafil before hand?

Thanks in advance folks.

**Achyl** · 05-06-25 03:09

Originally Posted by BeachDrone [View Original Post]

Hmmm. I always thought PSE mostly included BBFS. Maybe I'm wrong. If it only includes anal, not interested. Just not my thing. Older ladies that are PSE including BBFS, that's my interest. (And on my last visit to the Kingdom, BBFS was certainly available.)
So, as Werqweq asked, what do you consider PSE?

PSE is porn star experience, that means what you usually see in a porn scene. No kissing just sex for sports, usually including all holes so anal, with preferably deep throat and nasty blowjobs, mouth fuck and finish on cum on face. I would say the COF aspect is what makes the PSE.

**WintersLight** · 05-03-25 08:16

Originally Posted by JoshAllen [View Original Post]

.Man I would love to see this girl again away from her work. I just didn't feel the right moment to ask for contact info. Not sure if these girls do that. If she was a 7. 5 before hand, she was a 9 to me as I left. Such is the monger life I guess.
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If you have a good connection with them, just ask for their LINE / WhatsApp / whatever at the end of the session, while you're cleaning up or dressing. (Most of the Thai girls are on LINE, but a few also use WhatsApp). If they like you too, they won't hesitate to give it to you, and if not, well who cares; you never even knew they existed an hour or so ago, after all.

I've had success getting their contact info, then reaching out to them in a day or so, and arranging to meet up during their off hours. Often they don't even mention payment, but if they do it's much less than what you gave them at the MP. (Though I usually tip them something afterwards, of course.).

No matter what, if you liked them and they seemed to like you, it doesn't hurt to ask for their contact. Just be straightforward; pull out your phone and say, "You have LINE?" It's as simple as that.