Lima

[Michael1967]

So, I flew in from Santo Domingo last night and after all the noise, dirt, scammers, rats and trash, Lima was just a huge relief.

It is quiet here. Everyone isn't blasting music 24 hours a day. No scammers (except the Taxi driver, of course, I'll post about him later). I'm staying in Barranco next to City Hall and a large number of discotecas. I immediately went out and hit the bars and everyone was all young. I then remembered things about Peru from years ago. The way people date here (or at least years ago when I was here) is they go out in groups. I remember having several dates last time and the girl would bring a friend because if someone saw her alone with a strange guy they would tell everyone she was a working girl.

So, I sat in a discoteca and started talking to the waitress. She was 20 and left Venezuela 2 years ago and sends money back to her family each week. So, I wasn't surprised when I asked her to lunch and she immediately accepted. We are going out tomorrow.

I put up a new ad on Tinder that basically said, "I'm in town for 10 days, looking for someone to go out dancing with me and come to my place after". As per Tinder rules, I didn't mention compensation but it was implied. I immediately got a hit from an extremely attractive (to me) 24 year old that just left my place. She refused to contact me on Whatsapp because she didn't want her number out in the world. Anyway, she got waylaid by her parents coming home and her not having an excuse to go anywhere. So, she eventually gets out of the house and is on the way over and said she got away because "she really needed that $140".

Alto or Para or whatever they use here. I ain't paying $140. Not when other people are saying $100.

Anyway, she was a few blocks away and had to pay the taxi. So, now I'm pissed because if she had got on Whatsapp and gave me the price, I would've said no. We finally meet and she was the cutest, sweetest, bubbly and fun person that I had encountered in years (if not decades). We sat for awhile talking and then went back to my place. At my place, she told me her friend encouraged her to go on Tinder about 10 days ago and make money from sex. She said she loves it. Her life has been so boring and now she meets up with a guy and doesn't know what will happen and it gets her all excited. She also gets paid. We then basically had sex for 2 1/2 hours straight (we took a 5 minute break). She was yelling so loud, I had to turn on the music loud because I was worried the neighbors would complain. There's a lot more, but in the end, I have to say without a doubt, it was worth far more than the $140+20 tip I gave her. There is nothing better than finishing sex and you both can barely walk.

I guess I should mention, went to one of the erotic massage places and got a decent massage with a happy ending for $50 + 12 tip. That was earlier in the afternoon. I have an appointment at another one tomorrow.

I have another lower priced Tinder girl scheduled for tomorrow evening. I think I'm going to like this place.

[PineTree]

This was an interesting and informative read. Massage parlours is something I am reading up on, I definitely want to go to some good places where the girls give oral and sex. But it doesn't seem that there are many in Lima, unlike say Cali in Colombia.

I got a nice little BBBJ from Marie at Laya Masaje in Miraflores. I don't know about any of the other girls there.

Don't go to any of the places at Alfredo Benevides 260. It's a commercial building with multiple massage stalls and none of them deliver.

[TheVita]

So this maybe a silly question or just a bad take because of how cheap the brothels are. BUT is their any strip clubs in lima? I know the brothel do shows and some girl will do dances or give you a massage, but I would like a stripclub or way lower energy brothel.

Also is their any good spa you guys recommend? The Baños Turcos PALACE in san borja is "fine" but the women are way old and a lot of them for work done. And way to pricey because in in san borja they price apart of lima. I do love the drink, hot tub, and vibe but the women in a upgrade or I wish it was slightly cheaper.

Or any lead to good spas.

My last question any resort type brothel in lima? I went to DR once and stayed at blackbeard, is their any type of resort brothel or places women hangout to hit on use like in DR or Colombia?

[Mr Enternational]

Just wondering how the locals came to name the Lima bean? Did it originate in Lima, Peru?

Lima Ohio is where it was named.

[JayRose1008]

Hello all, I'll be making my first Peru trip in the coming months. I've done my homework and read through a majority of your insightful reports (which are appreciated). Would be great to meet up with one of you down there. Feel free to message me.

[HumbleHal]

Just wondering how the locals came to name the Lima bean? Did it originate in Lima, Peru? Did it have a sexual context, like someone's dick was shaped like a lima bean?

Not sure why they call bean soup Chile, did it originate in Chile SA?

We know French fries did not originate in France, they were made in Greece.

[Michael1967]

Use MultiRed ATM at Banco de La Nacion. Use your credit card for purchases as well. Traveler's checks belong to the past. Rate is stable, you can always verify with the Bank of Peru web site. Street exchange is widely available at your own risk.

Thank you. I have no clue why I didn't use ATMs there. I figured there had to be a reason, I just remember I made a concerted effort to bring cash and use Traveler's checks. Probably just a different era.

[Michael1967]

So this is a rather stupid question. I'll be there next week. The last time I was there was 2004. Back then, I remember bringing USD cash and exchanging with one of the street changers on the corner. He had manipulated a calculator so to read incorrect amounts that he would hand you (I'm an accountant and immediately caught this).

Anyway, now I generally just use my debit card at the ATM to get the best exchange rate, but I remember on that trip, I used travelers checks and cash that I brought. Is there an official exchange rate that is vastly different from the street rate. Like Cuba or Venezuela? For the life of me I think there had to be a reason for me to avoid ATMs.

I realized it was 2001 when was last in Lima. I'm starting to think they didn't have many cash machines that took US cards back then.

[Questner]

So this is a rather stupid question. I'll be there next week. The last time I was there was 2004. Back then, I remermber bringing USD cash and exchanging with one of the street changers on the corner. He had manipulated a calculator so to read incorrect amounts that he would hand you (I'm an accountant and immediately caught this).

Anyway, now I generally just use my debit card at the ATM to get the best exchange rate, but I remember on that trip, I used travelers checks and cash that I brought. Is there an official exchange rate that is vastly different from the street rate. Like Cuba or Venezuela? For the life of me I think there had to be a reason for me to avoid ATMs.

Use MultiRed ATM at Banco de La Nacion. Use your credit card for purchases as well. Traveler's checks belong to the past. Rate is stable, you can always verify with the Bank of Peru web site. Street exchange is widely available at your own risk.

[Michael1967]

So this is a rather stupid question. I'll be there next week. The last time I was there was 2004. Back then, I remember bringing USD cash and exchanging with one of the street changers on the corner. He had manipulated a calculator so to read incorrect amounts that he would hand you (I'm an accountant and immediately caught this).

Anyway, now I generally just use my debit card at the ATM to get the best exchange rate, but I remember on that trip, I used travelers checks and cash that I brought. Is there an official exchange rate that is vastly different from the street rate. Like Cuba or Venezuela? For the life of me I think there had to be a reason for me to avoid ATMs.

[JohnnyWishBone]

I heard there was a lot of shopping over in Magdalena so I went looking for gift ideas or anything of interest. I didn't really find much that I wanted and out of boredom looked on google maps for a masaje. Turns out the place is full of establishments of varying facilities and staff.

Glael--just avoid. Entry level massage is 70 soles but the facilities are poor, despite their ads, and the girl wanted something like 600 soles for a topless handjob.

Karle's massage--They have a shower and decent facilities. The girl was ok. I don't know exactly what she would have done but she got totally nude and bent over when I got off the table and stepped behind her. Would she have done BBFS? I don't know because I didn't try, I just slid between her oily butt cheeks. One of my favorites was with me earlier on that visit so there wasn't much performance left in me, but it was a pleasant diversion at something around 200 soles total cost.

I also texted Laya massage in Miraflores but Marie wasn't available. They suggested Cielo again but I knew better. They sent over one that was worse than Cielo as far as the upsell. It must be the gringo / nice hotel / lets see if I can get max soles out of him strategy. I wouldn't mind getting Marie to my hotel but that will have to wait for my next visit.

This was an interesting and informative read. Massage parlours is something I am reading up on, I definitely want to go to some good places where the girls give oral and sex. But it doesn't seem that there are many in Lima, unlike say Cali in Colombia.

[PineTree]

I heard there was a lot of shopping over in Magdalena so I went looking for gift ideas or anything of interest. I didn't really find much that I wanted and out of boredom looked on google maps for a masaje. Turns out the place is full of establishments of varying facilities and staff.

Glael--just avoid. Entry level massage is 70 soles but the facilities are poor, despite their ads, and the girl wanted something like 600 soles for a topless handjob.

Karle's massage--They have a shower and decent facilities. The girl was ok. I don't know exactly what she would have done but she got totally nude and bent over when I got off the table and stepped behind her. Would she have done BBFS? I don't know because I didn't try, I just slid between her oily butt cheeks. One of my favorites was with me earlier on that visit so there wasn't much performance left in me, but it was a pleasant diversion at something around 200 soles total cost.

I also texted Laya massage in Miraflores but Marie wasn't available. They suggested Cielo again but I knew better. They sent over one that was worse than Cielo as far as the upsell. It must be the gringo / nice hotel / lets see if I can get max soles out of him strategy. I wouldn't mind getting Marie to my hotel but that will have to wait for my next visit.

[Trilon]

Colmena at 10:30 am, low traffic, plenty of girls. Only saw one that was barely good enough. It was either her or walk to Sirenitas. She ended up giving stellar service for 40. It was also the most intimate experience yet. She was very loving and compliant from the start after I started caressing her legs while she was still preparing. We definitely went over the time but she never mentioned it and got me over the finish line. I gave her 10 more. Most of the ones I've been with for 40 go above and beyond to take care of you.

Colmena side note. There is an easy to miss corridor with a few girls to the right of the bottom floor stairs. I didn't notice it the first couple times I was there.

I went to Sirenitas at 2 pm. 10 cover. Less girls than Colmena. First pick was a playful and cute Venny for 50. She didn't allow breast touching and grew impatient after a few positions. I moved on.

Next was a more mature Peruvian for 50. I was draw to her strong attractive face. She started the session by offering an upsell to one hour for 150 soles which I declined. She was decent in trying to please, but her alarm went off during the session. She didn't know how to fully turn it off. A minute later she verbally called it.

I stopped by Colmena one last time. I didn't see anything worth taking. The girl from this morning's great session was available but I wasn't interested in repeating so soon especially when my appetite was now much lower.

Well, that's a wrap. My Lima trip is complete. I had a lot of fun experiences. I hope you enjoy yours if you explore this city.

[JohnnyWishBone]

I visited the morning shift at Sirenitas at 11:30 am. 10 cover. One floor open and 10 girls available. I picked one from the two I liked. 50 soles. She wasn't a clock watcher. Great eye contact. Left satisfied, Sirenitas redeemed.

I briefly passed through MegaPlaza at 1 pm. A quick glance revealed zero girls on the wall or near it. I did not canvas the area and just wanted out of the midday sun.

I arrived at Colmena at 5 pm. 10 cover. The shift change was always completed by now but not today. It was just getting started. I would say 6 pm and after is probably safe to not get caught. After waiting 30 minutes, I walked two rounds with a break in-between. I didn't see any available girls that had a soft-edge. The crowd was a bit larger now that it's Friday. I didn't stick around.

I got to La Clinica del Corazon at 10 pm. 10 cover. Decent-sized crowd. Still plenty of chicas to choose. I first tried a spinner for 50. She started the session with kisses all over my chest. After that, things went downhill. She was robotic and had no enthusiasm or personality. It was such a disconnect I couldn't build any momentum.

The second latina was the exact opposite. She was this little bombshell pro who put on a show for 50. She immediately took charge by stopping me from getting completely undressed. She started with a grinding lap dance and boobs in the face. Everything was choreographed down to little sex noises of exclamation in a cute and dramatic way. Every sexual position came with a customized stroke routine. She was the type you would expect to land a rich husband because of her bedroom act. It was fun, but she wanted to dictate tempo too much.

I decided to just repeat with the same one who got the job done on my first night at this chongo for 50. By now, I was getting desensitized and she came through.

Your posts have been helpful to know more about the chongos and the street scene. I am looking forward to exploring the likes of Zepita, Lince, and MegaPlaza. The choice does look good, going by a lot of the YouTube videos I've watched.

[Trilon]

I visited the morning shift at Sirenitas at 11:30 am. 10 cover. One floor open and 10 girls available. I picked one from the two I liked. 50 soles. She wasn't a clock watcher. Great eye contact. Left satisfied, Sirenitas redeemed.

I briefly passed through MegaPlaza at 1 pm. A quick glance revealed zero girls on the wall or near it. I did not canvas the area and just wanted out of the midday sun.

I arrived at Colmena at 5 pm. 10 cover. The shift change was always completed by now but not today. It was just getting started. I would say 6 pm and after is probably safe to not get caught. After waiting 30 minutes, I walked two rounds with a break in-between. I didn't see any available girls that had a soft-edge. The crowd was a bit larger now that it's Friday. I didn't stick around.

I got to La Clinica del Corazon at 10 pm. 10 cover. Decent-sized crowd. Still plenty of chicas to choose. I first tried a spinner for 50. She started the session with kisses all over my chest. After that, things went downhill. She was robotic and had no enthusiasm or personality. It was such a disconnect I couldn't build any momentum.

The second latina was the exact opposite. She was this little bombshell pro who put on a show for 50. She immediately took charge by stopping me from getting completely undressed. She started with a grinding lap dance and boobs in the face. Everything was choreographed down to little sex noises of exclamation in a cute and dramatic way. Every sexual position came with a customized stroke routine. She was the type you would expect to land a rich husband because of her bedroom act. It was fun, but she wanted to dictate tempo too much.

I decided to just repeat with the same one who got the job done on my first night at this chongo for 50. By now, I was getting desensitized and she came through.