Thread: Rants and Supid shit in Jakarta
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05-24-25 07:08 #173
Posts: 258Lih
Originally Posted by LoveItHere69 [View Original Post]
Of town. Look I did my best. I can only relay to you what was relayed to me. Without a boot on the ground; my report does little. However if you identify where the "stroll" is which I've done (I've gotten you in the ballpark right?) then you hop on a motorbike in front of say golden boutique Melawai. Why? Because that is the old location of Maribaya, and you would think the indo out front knows what the hell is goin on.
You also have to know what the hell is goin on. You need to study the map so you can eventually be putting your arm in front of the drivers earhole so you are the guide.
Look it takes a lot of guts to report on anything obscure. Believe me you will be open to crfitical comments from "backgrounders" that live in the woodwork on this thread.
That tell you the beer is lukewarm at T2, or make maps of KFC Lokisari.
I have given you reports of a dilapidated area, save little tokyo, specifically Jalan Faletehan. And the saving grace that streethookers could provide you, when the'S place or any other nearby is not how you remembered it, then it could have value.
And you know what? The fact I didn't provide you with a cross-street just adds a little bit to your advednture. Of course I would have pin-pointed it for you if I had been there.
LIH you are exactly like me. You have never gotten recognition as an elder or junior statesman on these boards, are thought of as abrasive, like me, which is.
Unfair.
You have more or less left the board, and I am on the verge? Why? Because noone has on a board that is DOMINATED by Classic, said to me, "I've never heard of that place, I salute.
Your effort in getting us this far, going into the periphery of Jakarta" . All the people do is insult my intelligence and say, "Where is the field report".
In closing I will patch up for you some unreturned complements, regarding some of your contributions. Pointing two fingers, both of you, to the sky in a dating selfie is pure intelligence dude!
Not to mention, "What is your favorite color" I might add a few of my own. Why not say "I'm a very good kisser" instead of putting the girl on the defensive with, "Do you like kissing?
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05-24-25 00:01 #172
Posts: 884Originally Posted by PlantSmoke [View Original Post]
You post about where different train track locations are, but are in reality not real info because these are rather large areas. Go read my post about one location with a map and pictures of the stairs to them and a write up about the room and price paid. You have not been to any.
You post so many locations for street girls but all useless info.
1. You mention street XYZ but street XYZ is 5 kilometers long. So, it needs to be narrowed to just 2 to 3 streets because the girls are not found all down the street but are concentrated in a certain area.
2. What times do the majority of the girls get there and what time do they generally leave?
3. How many (5, 15,35)?
4. Price for how much time?
5. What age range are these street girls?
You listed over 10 locations but YOU have never been to one. I do not follow and read everything but I get the feeling you are not even there at all. I say this because your most detailed post is about some guy at Classic with a cane with marks on it. Why do you share such detail about some guy?
I do not know what country you are from but it is very difficult to follow what you are trying to say.
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05-22-25 17:37 #171
Posts: 258Not done with the beef!
WOW The beef was just starting on this thread and admin wouldn't let me get a word in edgewise with supreme idiot Friendly Planet. His incorrect use of an idiom? Blind Pigs find an acorn every once in a while.
Friendly Planet do your fucking homework before you post!
The correct saying is "a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while". I'm tired of arguing with a bunch of.
Non-contribution free-loaders on here. Idiots!
Let this post go thru admin and I leave Jakarta's thread forever! Its a deal!
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05-22-25 14:43 #170
Posts: 902Yup
Originally Posted by Safado70 [View Original Post]
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05-22-25 12:29 #169
Posts: 93Originally Posted by PlantSmoke [View Original Post]
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05-21-25 23:41 #168
Posts: 258Originally Posted by Safado70 [View Original Post]
You Delbo, and bear have a combined intelligence score nearing 100!
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05-21-25 23:30 #167
Posts: 258Allright ignore it
Originally Posted by Safado70 [View Original Post]
Stop by bar and say Hello, to ladies with no fucking teeth, mutter to yourself "Its near a mosque, its near a mosque". What Safado I have to go with you and hold your fucking dick for you?
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05-21-25 18:25 #166
Posts: 93Name dropping
Plantsmoke,
There might be some misunderstanding here.
You seem to believe that the list of street names you are giving here and in other posts is of value to the board. But as long as you don't test these new, theoretical places and return with a meaningful real live report, everybody is just going to ignore this.
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05-21-25 07:09 #165
Posts: 258I'm done
I'm finished; stung by criticism from a do-nothing on this board that idiotically claims there is meth and crack cocaine.
In indonesian clove cigarettes. Gentlebear or whatever it is you XXXXXX-call yourself; you are going to have to pick.
It up from your once-in-a-blue-moon-posts-about-nothing.
I tried to deliver posts like you were arriving at the airport, did not have time to read all the "filler" on this thread that.
Would bog you down.
Another do-nothinger on this thread Delbo, who is a taker, and sits at his table with his pen and piece of paper when I post.
BUT HAS NEVER CONTRIBUTED ANYTHING ON THIS BOARD.
The following is rather trivial in nature, but might be of value to someone.
BLOCK M HOOKERS.
-Near jalan Falatehan Mosque.
- Behind or around Bhayangkora field.
-jalan Mahakan.
-jalan melawai raya.
-jalan Sultan Hasanuddin.
-jalan Paletehan 2.
These might be valuable when you walk into top gun, or whatever its name is and the girl is missing her front teeth.
Peace out.
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05-21-25 03:34 #164
Posts: 258Originally Posted by GentileBear [View Original Post]
I give you the same challenge I gave to that other loser Delbo. Tell me something I don't know already. Do it! Bear your past posts are especially devoid of anything useful.
And your idea that crack, meth, and cloves have anything to do with eachother is asinine. Quit posting!, you are making an ass of yourself.
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05-21-25 03:20 #163
Posts: 258Extreme idiot
Originally Posted by GentileBear [View Original Post]
Your choice of a Username belies your intellect.
There is never ever such a thing as a gentle bear. You see a bear, you should think that bear wants to eat you. You are an extreme idiot!
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05-21-25 03:00 #162
Posts: 258I have to take you on again?
Originally Posted by Delbo1 [View Original Post]
Tell me something groundbreaking Delbo, something I don't know already, I dare you! I dare you to go to a train station, Jakarta, hop on the back of a bike.
And say, "Where are the girls"?
I dare you to say anything on this thread of any value. I'm waiting!
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05-21-25 02:42 #161
Posts: 191Don't Inhale Plant Dope's Cloves
Hello Plant Dope.
The glyphosate (Monsanto Insecticide) you are referring to as your nemesis might not be the only chemical to blame. There are other fertilizers used to increase yields in Cloves. Just like the Cloves the girls smoke in Jakarta. I believe these fertilizers - (and some literately are Bovine Excremate) ! - have absolutely caused your cognition to become bi polar and or schizophrenic. You might want to lay off the high dosages of Crack in your Kretek cigs you inhale. Maybe when you asked for Kretek they thought you asked for Crack. This might explain your HYPER obsessive compulsive tendencies on matters that are quite frankly retarded. So you might be a victim of glyphosate as well as methamphetamine along with assorted fertilizers. Stop Inhaling the cloves or crack and log off for a day. Eat a drumstick at KFC and ponder your life. And then tip the KFC worker 100 K IDR for the hell of it. The audacity of you telling someone here to "calm down" or "Relax" is psychotic. It's got to be them Cloves!
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05-20-25 19:35 #160
Posts: 129LOL says the peglegged pirate
Originally Posted by GaijinGigolo [View Original Post]
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05-20-25 18:54 #159
Posts: 94Nice informative report better than anything plantsmoke has contributed so far.