Phuket Reports

[Snorlax17]

Hey I am travelling to Phuket / Krabi and Phi Phi. I got few freelancers from Tinder for Phuket but I wanted to know what are the standard rates for a night. Can anyone help me with contacts for Krabi and Phi Phi, the scene seems pretty dry there.

Also how much to pay for a thai massage with BJ?

[VickyMama]

Incall is not really how it works in either Patong or Ao Nang.

In Patong you will find pure incall, but it will be quite a smaller selection.

The selection gets a lot bigger if you consider that nearly all massage shops, and those bars / gogos that have an on site room essentially provide incall, but only after a service ie massage / drinks are purchased. Straight up incall in Patong is pretty much Cristins, Nuru Massage, and some advertising online providers (escort services, and massage republic), including TF girls who have their own room.

In Ao Nang I know of no incall type places, it is all massage shops, and the bars who would only do barfine, or online like TF again to your room.

Thank you for the advice. Will be sure to check out Cristins and other places on Bangla road and then see how it nights evolve.

[Newton York]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G8kVroG894

So, apparently there was some flooding in Phuket recently. Bad enough to be making the news. But nobody here seems to be affected? It's like when there's smog in Chiang Mai or an earthquake in Bangkok, no hobbyists are affected? No one comments on it. Here, in the forums it's like any other day. I'm quite puzzled by this discrepancy. It's a little weird.

I can only come to the conclusion that as hobbyists, we have some kind of super power, whereby bad things and natural disasters don't impede our hobby in any way, shape or form. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love this, I don't even question where this supernatural ability comes from. But I am wondering how it can be so.

If it doesn't affect hobbyists, at the minimum it would certainly touch the lives of the girls right?

This might be true though, cause in the few times I've been to Bangkok, it never flooded, there was no smog, no earthquakes. Just too much sun. Some rain.

Maybe, maybe we do become somewhat god-like when we partake in the hobby. Hmmm, very interesting. Even more reasons to love Thailand then. I keep telling you guys it's paradise, but no one believes me.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Hi Fellas,

This is my first time in Thailand and I'll be in Phuket for 3 days in Patong and 3 days in Krabi in Aao Nang areas. Request all you experienced folks to suggest me must visit places to make this into a memorable trip. I am looking at incall places and don't want to do the bars and bar fine routine.

Thank you,

Vicky.

Incall is not really how it works in either Patong or Ao Nang.

In Patong you will find pure incall, but it will be quite a smaller selection.

The selection gets a lot bigger if you consider that nearly all massage shops, and those bars / gogos that have an on site room essentially provide incall, but only after a service ie massage / drinks are purchased. Straight up incall in Patong is pretty much Cristins, Nuru Massage, and some advertising online providers (escort services, and massage republic), including TF girls who have their own room.

In Ao Nang I know of no incall type places, it is all massage shops, and the bars who would only do barfine, or online like TF again to your room.

[Masseys1]

Hi Fellas,

This is my first time in Thailand and I'll be in Phuket for 3 days in Patong and 3 days in Krabi in Aao Nang areas. Request all you experienced folks to suggest me must visit places to make this into a memorable trip. I am looking at incall places and don't want to do the bars and bar fine routine.

Thank you,

Vicky.

Wouldn't consider ourselves experienced in Phuket as we have only been once, but we literally just left end of April. We stayed at the Yorkshire inn by Bangla Rd. We did incall with a escort agency and did Christins. Christin I really enjoyed and didn't have the issues I read on line at all. 3600 all in and a large selection of ladies I thought were 7's. I'm not super picky though! So keep that in mind. I am sure you can get some better advice from some of the vets here though. Good luck!

[VickyMama]

Hi Fellas,

This is my first time in Thailand and I'll be in Phuket for 3 days in Patong and 3 days in Krabi in Aao Nang areas. Request all you experienced folks to suggest me must visit places to make this into a memorable trip. I am looking at incall places and don't want to do the bars and bar fine routine.

Thank you,

Vicky.

[BeetaLonger]

Day 3.

Recovering from after effects of weed and cursing the person who had suggested us to try it, we woke up and had breakfast.

We had booked a 3 island boat tour today. Enjoyed the day at ocean, swimming, snorkeling and drinking.

Post dinner and some shopping, we moved to Diablo gogo next to Suzy wong. Of all the ones on that road, this one was a bit empty at 10:30 pm. Rest were all aImost jam packed with some second row lousy tables empty. At Diablo, I spent some time with bird name Nana on private show, costs 4 lady drinks so 1 k baht. She was cute. Nice lap dance. Playing around. Fingerling her. Got HJ. She was ready to go out for 5 k. And 1. 5 k bar fine. Didn't negotiate. She was nice probably would have agreed for 3. 5-4.

5 k was steep considering that similar FLs at Illuzion would be 3-3. 5 k.

One of my friend thought Christin was open till 1 am and will take last appointment till 12 midnight. He went there and realized that it was already closed around 11:55 pm. Failure.

We went to Illuzion but FL scene was not great.

Decided to explore some small time massage places which we always saw while walking from our hotel (Patong resort to Bangala road). There are like 7 - 8 of these on Rat you thit which stay open till almost 3:30-4:00 am.

Went to "Say Hi" massage. Nice birds outside. Negotiated all inclusive massage for 2. 5 k. Massage cabins devided by seprators and one can hear action from next cabin. LOL.

No concept of bath. Direct action. Though had good time. 69 action and different position sex. Came in missionary.

Then weird thing happened. The girl miss J went out saying she will be back in a minute. After a minute she came back and started message. When I started chat, I realised that the girl changed and Miss and came in. She gave very Nice massage. Allowed me playground with her a bit and we closed the day with nice head massage. She was so nice to me and girl next door. If I had one extra day there, definately I would have loved a full session with her. May be next time.

My couple of friends went with HJ + BJ and leg massage at just 1. 2 k.

I would suggest to explore these small massage places on**Rat you thit with many nice looking therapist girls hanging outside. They can provide very nice experience with cost as low as 1. 5 - 2 k after 2-2:30 am.

That's it at Phuket.

Thanks a lot everyone in the forum who helped and hope my 3 reports were useful.

Happy mongering everyone.

[BeetaLonger]

Day 2.

Next day we visited Patong beach and some places around Rawai.

Visited Nuru massage at Rawai. Nice experience. Everything included apart from FS. They don't keep / use see, so for those looking for covered action avoid this place. Had a bath togather with bird, followed by sensual Nuru massage and lot of mutual play. I did 69 was too sensual to hold back so came in that. No CIM allowed. Girls here are so nice. Ready to please and attentive. They value the customer and give their 100%.

Overall good experience for comparatively lower cost 2. 5 k than Cristin. Very nice place if you are in this part of Phuket.

Staying near Bangala and visiting here just for this message might be challenging knowing the time that goes in traffic.

I wanted to do beer bars in Rawai but other friends were pushing to return to Bangala area for dinner at Indian place so we returned.

Two of the other friends went to Honey massage on PHRA Metta road. Small fish bowl set up. Couple of birds were 7 rest were like 5 / 6. Massage is just for namesake. Post bath after 5 min massage and then action started. They carry see. All positions and everything allowed based on bird's comfort. CBJ was good, my friend confirmed. Missionary, doggy and WoT etc.

Damage 3 k per person for 1 HR. Rooms were like hotel rooms.

I would prefer Christin to Honey as its much more structured and much more fun at similar cost.

After dinner we thought of experimenting weed.

New to it two of us had major issues. I almost spent an hour on the Bangala road, recovering from nausea and vomiting sensation. First 30 min not being able to sit on a stool also. Another friend had stomach issues for almost whole night.

This episode didn't allow us to carry out any other mongering that night.

Another friend who was ok after weed, took an FL around 2:30 am from Newyork bar on Bangala and had great time. 2 k for 3. 5 hrs all positions. Super soft boobs and Nice big ass. Hotel joiner fee 700.

[Masseys1]

Third day we booked Phi Phi Island tour. Had to be in lobby at 8 am, got back around 630 pm. Long day but we both really enjoyed it. Our only complaint was not enough time in some of the locations. Also we had the bad luck of low ride at Maya Bay. You can't touch the water at all during low ride so got to hear the people patrolling it yelling every two seconds over the loudspeaker telling everyone to back up and stop touching the water. Kinda killed the beautiful view with the yelling happening non stop. But again loved the trip. Also did Sunday night old Phuket market. Tons of food vendors on the street at great prices. It is packed though and hard to walk with SO many people. Ok for last rwo days we did the massage parlor, and a FL. For the massage parlors wife went to a non sexual one, and I did the entire walk of happy endings one. I started on our own street of the Yorkshire Inn. Headed down street took a left in front of Patong Bangla road and walked all the way to Chriisrins. I stopped at Luckys, Mamas, Hello Massage, BB2, Benz, etc. ID stop and ask one outside I liked on "eztras". Each one said yes without fail. Issue? Most were only happy ending or blow job. I have zero interest in that. I found one lady at Benz that said yes to boom boom. She asked for 2500 baht. I decided to check christins. Loved the set up and quoted 3600 all in everything included as last post advised as well. I got the soapy massage I really didn't want, then got down to business. Had a blast and pounded her covered in all positions except anal. Gave her a 500 baht tip as I had a great time. We also next day pulled our second FL off Bangla road. First time we talked to her she asked for 6500 baht. We said absolutely no and left. 2 hours later at 1 am when we were headed back she stopped us and said 5000 lets go. No sorry we can do 4000 that's it. She said no and was said no worries bye. As soon as we went to walk away she said 4000 is good. Had a good time with her and she left our room at 8 am.

Out over all thoughts is for a couple we would not return. We prefer the more easier places to monger like Blackbeards in the DR. Very easy to get a girl and prices are good. We don't really like having to ask girls and over and over get told no. Now if I was a single guy ID go here for sure. Probably though Pattaya or Bangkok.

[RysZardo]

I went around 8 PM on a rainy day to Angel Massage in Phuket Town. Inside, there were about 20 girls — most were around 5-6's, maybe two were 7's. I chose a slightly bigger girl with nerdy glasses. She gave me really great service — I think she liked me, or maybe she's just that good at her job. It was a complete GFE experience, great sex, and honestly hard to find anything to complain about. 1 hour was 2500 baht, all-inclusive. The rooms are in a different building. I'll probably visit Angel again, although so far, I've been having the best time with girls from ThaiFriendly — I get full GFE for 2000 baht, sometimes 3000.

[ThaiGoodTimes]

Heading out to my first SE Asia trip here in May and will be staying in Patong May 23rd -27th.

Been reading all the info on here and trying to make a plan. Will definitely try the nuru massage place, of course take a spin at Bangla road, but will probably mostly stick to TF. But plans can change, if anyone has any other pointers, I'd appreciate a DM.

I'll be staying at the Hotel Indigo. Looking for scuba and food recommendations also!

Hit me up about scuba and I will give you the lowdown.

Staying in Patong works OK for scuba, but It's not ideal as you will have big travel times each day to and from (one hour probably each way) to get to Chalong where the dive boats are.

Given that punting is your priority, and TF your focus, then Patong is your best location to stay.

Also you are only in Patong 23-27, so it is probably best for 1, maybe 2 if you want to push it, 3 dive day dive trips.

[Alexandra2525]

Heading out to my first SE Asia trip here in May and will be staying in Patong May 23rd -27th.

Been reading all the info on here and trying to make a plan. Will definitely try the nuru massage place, of course take a spin at Bangla road, but will probably mostly stick to TF. But plans can change, if anyone has any other pointers, I'd appreciate a DM.

I'll be staying at the Hotel Indigo. Looking for scuba and food recommendations also!

Message ThaiGoodTimes on this forum, he runs a scuba outfit and also knows the mongering scene well. You can kill two birds with one stone!

Enjoy.

[TallGuy1983]

Heading out to my first SE Asia trip here in May and will be staying in Patong May 23rd -27th.

Been reading all the info on here and trying to make a plan. Will definitely try the nuru massage place, of course take a spin at Bangla road, but will probably mostly stick to TF. But plans can change, if anyone has any other pointers, I'd appreciate a DM.

I'll be staying at the Hotel Indigo. Looking for scuba and food recommendations also!

[BeetaLonger]

Day 1 report Patong.

We arrived today in morning after overnight flight so sleptafter check in.

Staying in Patong resort.

Ventured in evening.

As per forum posts, first went to Nuru at Soi Sansabai. At 4:30 pm as was expecting good choice between 4 to 5. Unfortunately it was closed and there was a person sending us somewhere else. We were not sure so didn't presue. So either the location on Google is wrong or it is closed.

Next we walked around and ended up at Christin little tired from walk in humid heat. I went with Nana and my friend went with Momo.

Great service. For those like me who has never been to soapy massage.

They first give you nice bath in tub with soap water and lot of play and teasing.

Then they place you on an air filled rubber mattress. Soaked with soapy water, with extra soap on top of you and her. She slides over you. First back then front. Skilled they are, its just not sliding but also ensuring that they put right presure on all presure points on the body, which acts as massage. Ofcourse special attention to privates.

Then they move you to bed and all positions sex follows. WOT followed by doggy. Nana's ass was amazing, so I enjoyed view in doggy. Came in missionary.

Had great time. Standard charges of 3600 THB inclusive of everything without need to negotiate etc.

We then went to suzy wang. Superb girls. Played around with them buying them some girl drinks. Followed it with Network, which was crazy loud music and busy. Followed it with Illuzion. Nice music. Sexy FLs ranging from 2 k to 7 k for short time. 7 k being 10 on 10 white skin and curves at right places.

My friend picked up an FL 2 k ST. Nice thighs and ass. Banged her and had great time. Paid 800 thb to hotel as joining fee. Steep but my friends requiring Balcony and Indian food at hotel. Didn't have much choice than Patong resort.

Anyway loved the vibe of Bangala. Expensive but lovely for someone like us from location with no sexy views in open.

More tomorrow.

[Masseys1]

Hi TGT,

Thanks a lot for response m really appreciate. We will try Rawai tomorrow.

We went to Nuru at Patong as per Google map but the center is closed. Hope the Google map has right location for Nuru at Patong.

If you are looking for Nuru on Soi Sansabai it is open. Very hard fo see the small sign and then you go down a small hallway. It looks closed as the shop next to it is.