Havana

[Kabah2025]

I'm sure you can get an airport taxi for $15 and I'm sure a girl will give sex for 4000 (I literally just got blown for that), but considering that all La Nave rides in the city are $3-4, is the haggling even worth it? You basically make the money back from the cheap in-city rides. I have a specific guy for my airport rides now but even if I didn't, I'm not trying to haggle as soon as I get off the plane.

As for the women, 10 K seems to be the golden number of a girl to go no questions asked. Could I get her down to 4 K? I speak fluent Spanish so probably but haggling really ruins the experience for me and puts me on edge that she might try to make up the money in another way (rushing me or stealing something).

Maybe it's because I cut my teeth in Santo Domingo where I was paying $40 STARTING, so $27 for for high quality pros honestly seems cheap enough for me. Haggling to get it down another $10 is just not worth the headache to me.

Great reports man. I do have one question. I like to spend the night with girls. And just wake up in the middle of the night and get busy. So I'm talking about from 9 pm to 9 am type deal. No limits on how many times we do the deed.

If the going rate for an hour or two is 7 k-10 k. What is the all night going rate?

[MongerHunger]

Cisco is right, there are 1. 8 million people in Cuba.

Where do you guys get this FAKE NEWS from? It's hilarious that someone would even believe this. LOL.

[KingSanto]

I'm sure you can get an airport taxi for $15 and I'm sure a girl will give sex for 4000 (I literally just got blown for that), but considering that all La Nave rides in the city are $3-4, is the haggling even worth it? You basically make the money back from the cheap in-city rides. I have a specific guy for my airport rides now but even if I didn't, I'm not trying to haggle as soon as I get off the plane.

As for the women, 10 K seems to be the golden number of a girl to go no questions asked. Could I get her down to 4 K? I speak fluent Spanish so probably but haggling really ruins the experience for me and puts me on edge that she might try to make up the money in another way (rushing me or stealing something).

Maybe it's because I cut my teeth in Santo Domingo where I was paying $40 STARTING, so $27 for for high quality pros honestly seems cheap enough for me. Haggling to get it down another $10 is just not worth the headache to me.

Taxi Airport you can get for 12-15 bucks. Your host took a nice piece of the pie from you.

However you did get the full exhchange rate. Usually hosts at airbnbs take another nice slice of the pie.

How much did you pay the girls. Going rate. With some basic negotiation is 3-4 MIL tops.

[KingSanto]

Yes, the girls are very good looking. Most of them are non-pros so it's not point and click but your presence will shock them because very few tourists show up to Pazillo. As for prices, 10 K pesos ($27) is my magic number. I don't know why that other guy keeps saying "everything is with a condom". Condom use is pretty much always up to me. If I want it raw, I get it raw. That's it LOL.

Are the girls here very good looking? How much do they ask to go back to your hotel for an hour? What about all night?

[KingSanto]

Day 3:

Wake up feeling surprisingly okay. I finished about 70% of that Johnnie Walker bottle by myself in LM Bar (Slim brown thang doesn't drink) so I'm shocked that I wasn't hungover. Anyway, I head to Restaurante Brasserie 255 for breakfast. I'm still on the hunt for a good, American style breakfast. This one actually wasn't bad at all. Recommended. La Nave over to PazilloFresh again for more water and snacks then back to the crib.

I send my slim brown thang home and for the first time I'm alone. I hit up a girl I met on Badoo and while I'm almost never this forward, I wasn't in the mood to chit chat. "Can you come over for a blowjob? She asks where and I say Vedado. She's in Havana Vieja. I offer 4000 for just a blowjob and of course I'll pay for the taxi to bring her to me and take her home. I learned in DR (My name is KingSanto for a reason) that you can offer less if you pay for the taxi so I've just kept the same formula for Cuba. Plus I don't have to give her my location and I know exactly when she's going to arrive so there's no waiting.

Anyway, she sends me her location, I send her the La Nave and boom she's here in 10 minutes. She looks even better in person so I'm super happy. I pay the La Nave (1000 pesos), take her into the bedroom, and she immediately gets on her knees. Nice - she's not about wasting time. After I finish, I give her 4000 pesos plus another 1000 for her to pay the taxi. Call the La Nave to send her back to the original spot and she's out the door in 5 minutes. Excellent play.

Time for some dinner. My slim brown thang is back so we head over to Café Fortunada Joe in Old Havana. Now this place I like. Huge portions, cheap prices, pretty good food. They also have some very cool, old style decorations. Recommended. Simple menu but they do a great job. 7500 pesos ($20.27) total for two drinks, two appetizers and two entrees. My body is still recovering from two straight nights of getting shitfaced so I just head home with my slim brown thang, smoke a nice Partagas Serie the. 4 with some Cuban rum, play a few rounds of Uno with her and end the night with a hot "bible study" session. Off to bed, another excellent day in Cuba. I'm on a fucking roll.

[KingSanto]

Yes, My reports are late. Cuba is crazy like that LOL. Anyway.

Day 2:

I Wake up feeling refreshed after that crazy night at Pazillo Bar. I head over to PazilloFresh and re-up on groceries. Water, RedBull, Pepsi, bottle of Cuban rum, beer, Hershey's chocolate. I feel like I brought the whole damn store for $25 LOL. If you're staying in Vedado and need basic groceries to fill the fridge. PazilloFresh is where you need to be.

Anyway, slide back to the crib to drop off the groceries and head to El Café in Havana Vieja for breakfast. I heard they had a great American style breakfast. No. Awful, awful, awful and my standards for food are NOT high. Bland eggs, flies everywhere, just. No. The bread is fresh baked there though. I hear they're known for their sandwiches as well and I can understand that because the bread was phenominal. But don't go there for breakfast.

Anyway, I head to Mimosa to wash the terrible taste of El Café out of my mouth. Pizza for my Slim brown thang and Spaghetti de bolognesa for me 4700 pesos ($12.70) total. Mimosa never disappoints, fire food. Head to the crib for some "bible study" with My Slim brown thang and then fall asleep for a bit. Wake up and make a reservation for VIP at LM Bar tonight. Velito is performing tonight and he's super famous in Cuba. Plus LM Bar is always popping on a Friday.

I'm hungry again. Off to Havanas 21 in Vedado. They're a little expensive but the food is so God damn good Jesus Christ. Top 5 Havana restaurant hands down - $26.22 for me and my slim brown thang.

Now that we've got our fuel, La Nave straight to LM Ba. They have my reservation and sit me downstairs at the tablet closest to the stage. I'm happy. Check the offers for LM Bar on instagram and make a reservation before going. Arrive before 11:30 to take advantage of the offers. Anyway, I got the highest offer, 15 K for a bottle of Johnie Walker Black and 2 Redbulls.

Like I said, Friday is LM's best night so the place was jumping and packed. This vibe was literally electric. I loved every second. I think it's going to be a core memory for me LOL. If pros are what you're looking for this place certainly has a plethora of them and man did they look good. I had a few try to get to me while I was in the bathroom away from my Slim brown thang, but I was trying to behave myself. She did tell me that a bunch of girls were eyeballing me though LOL. I partied with my slim thang until about 5 AM and left absolutely shitfaced (I don't know if you can tell by now but I do enjoy doing that). Back home and passed out.

Here's the break down for the prices at LM - 2500 pesos per person at the door to get in. I believe it was actually 3000 but if you have a reservation the cover is less. I also believe the cover was only that high because Velito is famous and was performing. Tonight was the first night of his residency. He'll be there every Friday until future noticed.

I believe cover is normally around 1000 for other nughts. As for the bill, just add 10% to everything. So 15 K for the bottle and two Redbulls, got 2 more redbulls (1000 each), a Pepsi (500) and a beer. Total bill came out to 20.5 K ($55). It was a top tier night out and I actually enjoyed myself more than 95% of the clubs I've been to in Santo Domingo so $50 was a ridiculous bargain.

My slim thang heads back to her place tomorrow so that's when the real mongering fun starts. Until then, peace.

[Trinpaul]

Views on the Prado.

[Kabah2025]

As for mongering sites, I'd suggest Prado, San Rafael, and Calle Obispo. The latter two have some great stores for supplies (beer, snacks, toiletries, etc). Every time I have gone to Cuba, San Rafael seemed to get better (street girls are not my MO, but I still like to patrol for research purposes). I'm too anxious to just sit, so I walk it. But for the lazy who want to chill, there's a park where it meets Calle Galiano with benches that are a great place to sit and watch the world go by. If you are into black chicks, San Rafael is for you. Intermittent lighter skinned chicas appear there too.

And most restaurants and bars have chicas working in them that might be game if your Spanish is decent. I think an underrated approach is to go to a bar or restaurant with cute hostesses or waitresses, and just go up to one and ask what is good to eat or drink here, and that starts the conversation rolling. More often than not, a staff chica has given me her number when asked. I've never done the bar / club scene because I can barely hear and process Cuban spanish in quiet environments jjj. BTW the bar and restaurant staff girls are the most likely Cubans to speak some English.

Cisco's reports are great. It's like reading Hunter S Thompson. I agree with his "middle class in US are rich in Cuba" analysis. I'm lucky to be affluent so money is not an object and I compensate and tip well there. I do believe you get what you pay for. Streetwalkers will always be cheaper, but you won't find the hottest chicks that way, and the hottest chicks don't ride for $40 in my experience. YMMV, but I like young lighter skinned flakas why pequenas..

Good response man. I'm also into hot. "White" type of Cuban girls. I want to find my Ana de Armas but with a hotter body but a beautiful face.

So to clarify, because I see numbers all over the place here. What is the average donation for a girl in a club or hostess for that matter to end up in your Airbnb?

Like I mentioned before. Some guys I've talked to claim you can just approach any girl anytime, any are and most likely they are game. I still find that very hard to believe but I might be wrong. I want hot hot women. I don't want to overpay either. That has happened in Tijuana and prices at some places are ridiculous due to guys overpaying.

So the question for you and others. As a Spanish speaker. In a bar or "non pro" girl. How much chit chat do you have to make until you asked them back to your place. I tend to be very direct, I don't like to waste time but I want to make sure I know what I'm doing out there.

[Jiniterinator]

What are your favorite mongering spots? I went there about a year ago and all I did was get a HJ / BJ in a massage parlor I found in Old Havana. I could have got her WhatsApp but I was leaving the next day. I'm sure I could have lots of fun here if I knew the spots.

As for mongering sites, I'd suggest Prado, San Rafael, and Calle Obispo. The latter two have some great stores for supplies (beer, snacks, toiletries, etc). Every time I have gone to Cuba, San Rafael seemed to get better (street girls are not my MO, but I still like to patrol for research purposes). I'm too anxious to just sit, so I walk it. But for the lazy who want to chill, there's a park where it meets Calle Galiano with benches that are a great place to sit and watch the world go by. If you are into black chicks, San Rafael is for you. Intermittent lighter skinned chicas appear there too.

And most restaurants and bars have chicas working in them that might be game if your Spanish is decent. I think an underrated approach is to go to a bar or restaurant with cute hostesses or waitresses, and just go up to one and ask what is good to eat or drink here, and that starts the conversation rolling. More often than not, a staff chica has given me her number when asked. I've never done the bar / club scene because I can barely hear and process Cuban spanish in quiet environments jjj. BTW the bar and restaurant staff girls are the most likely Cubans to speak some English.

Cisco's reports are great. It's like reading Hunter S Thompson. I agree with his "middle class in US are rich in Cuba" analysis. I'm lucky to be affluent so money is not an object and I compensate and tip well there. I do believe you get what you pay for. Streetwalkers will always be cheaper, but you won't find the hottest chicks that way, and the hottest chicks don't ride for $40 in my experience. YMMV, but I like young lighter skinned flakas why pequenas.

A funny thing about Cuba, bags aka jabas, is that the Cuban grocery bags are shitty and fall apart even when new if you want to put 8 beers in them. So I bring my own grocery store bags (the thick ones that you have to buy in my state for 10 cents). I just use those as "gift bags," where I include cheap underwear or bikinis (you have to model it for me first jj) and soap and those tester perfumes that Cisco mentions, some candy and other sundries. One simply cannot have too many jabas in Cuba. Jabas Americanas are gifts in themselves, because girls in Cuba don't have tote bags like in first world countries. If you see a girl toting a thick Target bag in Cuba that's probably from me jaja. I'm actually bringing some cheap ebay tote bags next trip.

Sibarita is a cool place. Tiki themed and good staff and an impressive social media presence for Cuba. Like most of Cuba it looks incredibly dumpy from outside, so don't let that dissuade you. O'Reilly street really is dumpy. Don't expect AC though because it's open air. BTW it's adjacent to a good Habanos store you can trust for real cigars if that's your thing.

Cisco is right, there are 1. 8 million people in Cuba. There will always be hot chicks, just got to find them. My problem is usually too many chicas, not enough nights. They all want to go to Spain, but most spend their money on short sighted stuff instead of saving to get out.

I leave a week from Tuesday, can't wait.

[Kabah2025]

A lot of the hottest ones have managed to get out of the country. I know a few and they are living large in other places posting their fabulous new lives on insta.

His reports have been great. I'm more of a specialist of Mexico. I had another account her but I lost it but I'm no newbie. AT ALL. I am new to Cuba and that is why I am so interested in going.

I've heard that pretty much every girl on the street is game on. I wasn't sure how true that was. Which is why I'm here.

As far as the hottest girls leaving Cuba. I do have one thing to say and I've said this for years. It's my motto and it comes from the great Matthew Matthew McConaughey. And it's this line from a movie "That's what I love about these High School Girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. ".

Which means. Even though all those baddies left 6 years ago. There is a new crop of 18-24 year old women now who have taken their place. In Cuba and Vegas. There will always be new talent available.

[CiscoMech]

How many of these items would a typical bag have in it? What would you say are the most popular / hardest to get items? I agree its ridiculous to haggle over $5-10 in a poor country as long they are asking a fair price plus it can ruin the experience with the girl for such small amounts of money. You say you didn't talk money with the girls until you showed them the bag. Did they all just leave with you without asking about money? Your report makes me want to go back to Cuba. I have not been there since Nov 2019, right before covid and the Trump sanctions. Probably the best Cuba has ever been since the "revolution". A lot of the hottest ones have managed to get out of the country. I know a few and they are living large in other places posting their fabulous new lives on insta.

For the bags I just do the small qt sized ziplock bags not the large gallon ones. But you would be surprised how much you can fit in there. I already shop a lot on Amazon and at Costco so whenever I'm there I just look around for things that are basically stocking stuffer sized that I know girls would love. On Amazon you can buy stuff like perfume sampler sets for less than 20 bucks. Key is to make sure everything is travel friendly sized pouches or plastic bottles. No cans or glass. For the girls I don't really speak much Spanish so I don't try to get into any deep conversations. Fortunately in Cuba all you need to know is "hola""Ben aqui" and "tu quiero visitar mi casa" they all say yes. I generally prefer to be the one to lead the conversation and never go for the girls who approach me first. There are working girls that are super persistent that would follow me around after I said no gracias 25 times. But I just keep walking away till they get the message eventually. They already know you have money as a tourist so they will leave with you regardless. If they try to get into a long conversation or negotiation then just walk away because you are the prize here and the second you forget that you lose all leverage.

No matter how many girls leave Cuba there are still millions of girls who can't and will never leave. Not like the entire island can just pack up and move. For every 1 instagram beauty that leaves there are 500 thousand beauties who can't.

[AmorPorFavor]

I bought ziplock bags with random little goodies (chocolate, perfume, snacks, lotion, soap, jerky, tuna, toy, etc) and put 10000 pesos in each bag. Between the 10000 pesos and the supplies I would say each bag probably had about $40 usd of stuff that was easy to get in the states but cost a kidney to get here.

How many of these items would a typical bag have in it? What would you say are the most popular / hardest to get items? I agree its ridiculous to haggle over $5-10 in a poor country as long they are asking a fair price plus it can ruin the experience with the girl for such small amounts of money. You say you didn't talk money with the girls until you showed them the bag. Did they all just leave with you without asking about money? Your report makes me want to go back to Cuba. I have not been there since Nov 2019, right before covid and the Trump sanctions. Probably the best Cuba has ever been since the "revolution". A lot of the hottest ones have managed to get out of the country. I know a few and they are living large in other places posting their fabulous new lives on insta.

[NRandom940]

Day 4- Spent the morning packing. I have nice washer dryer in my casa so I make sure to wash all my stuff before I leave. Made myself a nice breakfast, scrambled eggs, cottage cheese, bacon, honey drizzle. I'm just thinking about how amazing this trip has been and making sure I don't forget any of my stuff. Already have another trip booked next month. Who knows maybe I'll be able to fuck a midget next time around, or my prized Dalmation. Fingers crossed. I do realize I could probably have saved money with the chicas or taxi drivers. Like $5 or $10 here and there. But I can tell you The chicas are extremely affectionate and appreciative when you show them this little bit of generosity. And it makes the sex better. Plus what do I look like arguing with someone over $5 in a third world country when I'm fucking rich. Great thing about Cuba is if you are poor in America you are middle class in Cuba. And if you are middle class in America you are fucking rich in Cuba. I'm more upper middle class in America so to me haggling over $5 just ruins the experience for me. I consider the "tourist tax" a convenience fee for getting exactly what I want when I want it and I'm comfortable paying just a couple dollars more for the special treatment. Nothing crazy though. I know that my time is worth more than the $5 I would save arguing with a mofo. Left a $10 tip and some random goodies for the housekeeper to show my appreciation for dealing with all the DNA and fluids I left everywhere. I unfortunately had booked this trip last minute after urgently needing some travel therapy so the best return flight I could get had like a 10 hour overnight layover. But still this trip was still worth it! $30 to taxi driver for coming to pick me up and taking me to the airport VIP style. I'm sure host probably got his cut of that. Which is fine with me because I consider that the hosts tip and I don't leave anything else.

Where do you find your casa? Do you have to make sure they're girl-friendly before making the booking?

[CiscoMech]

Day 4- Spent the morning packing. I have nice washer dryer in my casa so I make sure to wash all my stuff before I leave. Made myself a nice breakfast, scrambled eggs, cottage cheese, bacon, honey drizzle. I'm just thinking about how amazing this trip has been and making sure I don't forget any of my stuff. Already have another trip booked next month. Who knows maybe I'll be able to fuck a midget next time around, or my prized Dalmation. Fingers crossed. I do realize I could probably have saved money with the chicas or taxi drivers. Like $5 or $10 here and there. But I can tell you The chicas are extremely affectionate and appreciative when you show them this little bit of generosity. And it makes the sex better. Plus what do I look like arguing with someone over $5 in a third world country when I'm fucking rich. Great thing about Cuba is if you are poor in America you are middle class in Cuba. And if you are middle class in America you are fucking rich in Cuba. I'm more upper middle class in America so to me haggling over $5 just ruins the experience for me. I consider the "tourist tax" a convenience fee for getting exactly what I want when I want it and I'm comfortable paying just a couple dollars more for the special treatment. Nothing crazy though. I know that my time is worth more than the $5 I would save arguing with a mofo. Left a $10 tip and some random goodies for the housekeeper to show my appreciation for dealing with all the DNA and fluids I left everywhere. I unfortunately had booked this trip last minute after urgently needing some travel therapy so the best return flight I could get had like a 10 hour overnight layover. But still this trip was still worth it! $30 to taxi driver for coming to pick me up and taking me to the airport VIP style. I'm sure host probably got his cut of that. Which is fine with me because I consider that the hosts tip and I don't leave anything else.

[Kabah2025]

I don't discuss anything I show them the goodie bag with the 10000 inside it and tell them to look through it. I tell them they get it "after". The deaf chick was the only one who tried to tell me 10000 wasn't enough and that girls want 100 USD here in Havana and that she wanted usd to put on her targeta to buy things from the store I told her I'm sorry it's not enough and proceeded to take it back. But she came to her senses quickly. She tried to get me to give her multiple goody bags for "all her deaf friends". I'm glad I didn't let her upsell me considering the sex was terrible. In all fairness though she wasn't a working girl just a woman I met selling vegetable oil or some shit on the street. The benefit of the items in the goody bag is that they are kinda priceless here and only a foolish girl would turn them down.

Thanks for clarifying man. I think this goodie bag is a fantastic idea and makes the "transaction" not seem so transactional.

I do have another question for you. Is BBFS easy and normal here? Or you got extremely lucky.