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05-30-25 04:41 #8149
Posts: 67Pazillo Bar Girls
Yes, the girls are very good looking. Most of them are non-pros so it's not point and click but your presence will shock them because very few tourists show up to Pazillo. As for prices, 10 K pesos ($27) is my magic number. I don't know why that other guy keeps saying "everything is with a condom". Condom use is pretty much always up to me. If I want it raw, I get it raw. That's it LOL.
Originally Posted by NRandom940 [View Original Post]
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05-30-25 04:36 #8148
Posts: 67Day 3: Oh I'm Hitting My Stride Now
Day 3:
Wake up feeling surprisingly okay. I finished about 70% of that Johnnie Walker bottle by myself in LM Bar (Slim brown thang doesn't drink) so I'm shocked that I wasn't hungover. Anyway, I head to Restaurante Brasserie 255 for breakfast. I'm still on the hunt for a good, American style breakfast. This one actually wasn't bad at all. Recommended. La Nave over to PazilloFresh again for more water and snacks then back to the crib.
I send my slim brown thang home and for the first time I'm alone. I hit up a girl I met on Badoo and while I'm almost never this forward, I wasn't in the mood to chit chat. "Can you come over for a blowjob? She asks where and I say Vedado. She's in Havana Vieja. I offer 4000 for just a blowjob and of course I'll pay for the taxi to bring her to me and take her home. I learned in DR (My name is KingSanto for a reason) that you can offer less if you pay for the taxi so I've just kept the same formula for Cuba. Plus I don't have to give her my location and I know exactly when she's going to arrive so there's no waiting.
Anyway, she sends me her location, I send her the La Nave and boom she's here in 10 minutes. She looks even better in person so I'm super happy. I pay the La Nave (1000 pesos), take her into the bedroom, and she immediately gets on her knees. Nice - she's not about wasting time. After I finish, I give her 4000 pesos plus another 1000 for her to pay the taxi. Call the La Nave to send her back to the original spot and she's out the door in 5 minutes. Excellent play.
Time for some dinner. My slim brown thang is back so we head over to Café Fortunada Joe in Old Havana. Now this place I like. Huge portions, cheap prices, pretty good food. They also have some very cool, old style decorations. Recommended. Simple menu but they do a great job. 7500 pesos ($20.27) total for two drinks, two appetizers and two entrees. My body is still recovering from two straight nights of getting shitfaced so I just head home with my slim brown thang, smoke a nice Partagas Serie the. 4 with some Cuban rum, play a few rounds of Uno with her and end the night with a hot "bible study" session. Off to bed, another excellent day in Cuba. I'm on a fucking roll.
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05-30-25 04:06 #8147
Posts: 67Day 2:
Yes, My reports are late. Cuba is crazy like that LOL. Anyway.
Day 2:
I Wake up feeling refreshed after that crazy night at Pazillo Bar. I head over to PazilloFresh and re-up on groceries. Water, RedBull, Pepsi, bottle of Cuban rum, beer, Hershey's chocolate. I feel like I brought the whole damn store for $25 LOL. If you're staying in Vedado and need basic groceries to fill the fridge. PazilloFresh is where you need to be.
Anyway, slide back to the crib to drop off the groceries and head to El Café in Havana Vieja for breakfast. I heard they had a great American style breakfast. No. Awful, awful, awful and my standards for food are NOT high. Bland eggs, flies everywhere, just. No. The bread is fresh baked there though. I hear they're known for their sandwiches as well and I can understand that because the bread was phenominal. But don't go there for breakfast.
Anyway, I head to Mimosa to wash the terrible taste of El Café out of my mouth. Pizza for my Slim brown thang and Spaghetti de bolognesa for me 4700 pesos ($12.70) total. Mimosa never disappoints, fire food. Head to the crib for some "bible study" with My Slim brown thang and then fall asleep for a bit. Wake up and make a reservation for VIP at LM Bar tonight. Velito is performing tonight and he's super famous in Cuba. Plus LM Bar is always popping on a Friday.
I'm hungry again. Off to Havanas 21 in Vedado. They're a little expensive but the food is so God damn good Jesus Christ. Top 5 Havana restaurant hands down - $26.22 for me and my slim brown thang.
Now that we've got our fuel, La Nave straight to LM Ba. They have my reservation and sit me downstairs at the tablet closest to the stage. I'm happy. Check the offers for LM Bar on instagram and make a reservation before going. Arrive before 11:30 to take advantage of the offers. Anyway, I got the highest offer, 15 K for a bottle of Johnie Walker Black and 2 Redbulls.
Like I said, Friday is LM's best night so the place was jumping and packed. This vibe was literally electric. I loved every second. I think it's going to be a core memory for me LOL. If pros are what you're looking for this place certainly has a plethora of them and man did they look good. I had a few try to get to me while I was in the bathroom away from my Slim brown thang, but I was trying to behave myself. She did tell me that a bunch of girls were eyeballing me though LOL. I partied with my slim thang until about 5 AM and left absolutely shitfaced (I don't know if you can tell by now but I do enjoy doing that). Back home and passed out.
Here's the break down for the prices at LM - 2500 pesos per person at the door to get in. I believe it was actually 3000 but if you have a reservation the cover is less. I also believe the cover was only that high because Velito is famous and was performing. Tonight was the first night of his residency. He'll be there every Friday until future noticed.
I believe cover is normally around 1000 for other nughts. As for the bill, just add 10% to everything. So 15 K for the bottle and two Redbulls, got 2 more redbulls (1000 each), a Pepsi (500) and a beer. Total bill came out to 20.5 K ($55). It was a top tier night out and I actually enjoyed myself more than 95% of the clubs I've been to in Santo Domingo so $50 was a ridiculous bargain.
My slim thang heads back to her place tomorrow so that's when the real mongering fun starts. Until then, peace.
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05-27-25 15:15 #8146
Posts: 82Prado
Views on the Prado.
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05-27-25 14:51 #8145
Posts: 22Originally Posted by Jiniterinator [View Original Post]
So to clarify, because I see numbers all over the place here. What is the average donation for a girl in a club or hostess for that matter to end up in your Airbnb?
Like I mentioned before. Some guys I've talked to claim you can just approach any girl anytime, any are and most likely they are game. I still find that very hard to believe but I might be wrong. I want hot hot women. I don't want to overpay either. That has happened in Tijuana and prices at some places are ridiculous due to guys overpaying.
So the question for you and others. As a Spanish speaker. In a bar or "non pro" girl. How much chit chat do you have to make until you asked them back to your place. I tend to be very direct, I don't like to waste time but I want to make sure I know what I'm doing out there.
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05-27-25 02:37 #8144
Posts: 9General thoughts
Originally Posted by NRandom940 [View Original Post]
And most restaurants and bars have chicas working in them that might be game if your Spanish is decent. I think an underrated approach is to go to a bar or restaurant with cute hostesses or waitresses, and just go up to one and ask what is good to eat or drink here, and that starts the conversation rolling. More often than not, a staff chica has given me her number when asked. I've never done the bar / club scene because I can barely hear and process Cuban spanish in quiet environments jjj. BTW the bar and restaurant staff girls are the most likely Cubans to speak some English.
Cisco's reports are great. It's like reading Hunter S Thompson. I agree with his "middle class in US are rich in Cuba" analysis. I'm lucky to be affluent so money is not an object and I compensate and tip well there. I do believe you get what you pay for. Streetwalkers will always be cheaper, but you won't find the hottest chicks that way, and the hottest chicks don't ride for $40 in my experience. YMMV, but I like young lighter skinned flakas why pequenas.
A funny thing about Cuba, bags aka jabas, is that the Cuban grocery bags are shitty and fall apart even when new if you want to put 8 beers in them. So I bring my own grocery store bags (the thick ones that you have to buy in my state for 10 cents). I just use those as "gift bags," where I include cheap underwear or bikinis (you have to model it for me first jj) and soap and those tester perfumes that Cisco mentions, some candy and other sundries. One simply cannot have too many jabas in Cuba. Jabas Americanas are gifts in themselves, because girls in Cuba don't have tote bags like in first world countries. If you see a girl toting a thick Target bag in Cuba that's probably from me jaja. I'm actually bringing some cheap ebay tote bags next trip.
Sibarita is a cool place. Tiki themed and good staff and an impressive social media presence for Cuba. Like most of Cuba it looks incredibly dumpy from outside, so don't let that dissuade you. O'Reilly street really is dumpy. Don't expect AC though because it's open air. BTW it's adjacent to a good Habanos store you can trust for real cigars if that's your thing.
Cisco is right, there are 1. 8 million people in Cuba. There will always be hot chicks, just got to find them. My problem is usually too many chicas, not enough nights. They all want to go to Spain, but most spend their money on short sighted stuff instead of saving to get out.
I leave a week from Tuesday, can't wait.
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05-26-25 20:07 #8143
Posts: 22Originally Posted by AmorPorFavor [View Original Post]
I've heard that pretty much every girl on the street is game on. I wasn't sure how true that was. Which is why I'm here.
As far as the hottest girls leaving Cuba. I do have one thing to say and I've said this for years. It's my motto and it comes from the great Matthew Matthew McConaughey. And it's this line from a movie "That's what I love about these High School Girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. ".
Which means. Even though all those baddies left 6 years ago. There is a new crop of 18-24 year old women now who have taken their place. In Cuba and Vegas. There will always be new talent available.
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05-26-25 19:29 #8142
Posts: 44Originally Posted by AmorPorFavor [View Original Post]
No matter how many girls leave Cuba there are still millions of girls who can't and will never leave. Not like the entire island can just pack up and move. For every 1 instagram beauty that leaves there are 500 thousand beauties who can't.
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05-26-25 19:11 #8141
Posts: 624Great Report
Originally Posted by CiscoMech [View Original Post]
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05-26-25 17:58 #8140
Posts: 550Originally Posted by CiscoMech [View Original Post]
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05-26-25 15:21 #8139
Posts: 44Last day
Day 4- Spent the morning packing. I have nice washer dryer in my casa so I make sure to wash all my stuff before I leave. Made myself a nice breakfast, scrambled eggs, cottage cheese, bacon, honey drizzle. I'm just thinking about how amazing this trip has been and making sure I don't forget any of my stuff. Already have another trip booked next month. Who knows maybe I'll be able to fuck a midget next time around, or my prized Dalmation. Fingers crossed. I do realize I could probably have saved money with the chicas or taxi drivers. Like $5 or $10 here and there. But I can tell you The chicas are extremely affectionate and appreciative when you show them this little bit of generosity. And it makes the sex better. Plus what do I look like arguing with someone over $5 in a third world country when I'm fucking rich. Great thing about Cuba is if you are poor in America you are middle class in Cuba. And if you are middle class in America you are fucking rich in Cuba. I'm more upper middle class in America so to me haggling over $5 just ruins the experience for me. I consider the "tourist tax" a convenience fee for getting exactly what I want when I want it and I'm comfortable paying just a couple dollars more for the special treatment. Nothing crazy though. I know that my time is worth more than the $5 I would save arguing with a mofo. Left a $10 tip and some random goodies for the housekeeper to show my appreciation for dealing with all the DNA and fluids I left everywhere. I unfortunately had booked this trip last minute after urgently needing some travel therapy so the best return flight I could get had like a 10 hour overnight layover. But still this trip was still worth it! $30 to taxi driver for coming to pick me up and taking me to the airport VIP style. I'm sure host probably got his cut of that. Which is fine with me because I consider that the hosts tip and I don't leave anything else.
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05-26-25 15:10 #8138
Posts: 22Originally Posted by CiscoMech [View Original Post]
I do have another question for you. Is BBFS easy and normal here? Or you got extremely lucky.
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05-26-25 04:56 #8137
Posts: 27Originally Posted by CiscoMech [View Original Post]
However you did get the full exhchange rate. Usually hosts at airbnbs take another nice slice of the pie.
How much did you pay the girls. Going rate. With some basic negotiation is 3-4 MIL tops.
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05-25-25 22:16 #8136
Posts: 44Originally Posted by Kabah2025 [View Original Post]
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05-25-25 21:11 #8135
Posts: 44Day 3
Day 3- woke up at 7 am this morning. It's early but I decide to go ahead and start the day. Couple bacon egg and cheese sandos and I proceeded to count how much Cuban pesos I have left. I only changed $200 onto 74000 pesos and after putting aside the 50000 spread between 5 goodie bags and buying snacks I see I have about 19000 pesos left. I still have about $400 USD in reserve for emergency funds. But I intend to spend every last peso before I leave. I head downstairs and there is a couple old blue taxis sitting outside. I approached one of the drivers and ask him how much to go to playa marazul. He says $45 dollars. I do a 360 and start walking away. He yells $35 I keep walking. Then he says $25. I turn around and tell him vamonus. It's about a 20-30 minute drive to the beach but I have the car to myself.
I get to the beach and apart from the unfortunate trash everywhere the turquoise blue water looks pristine. Since it's still early in the daytime nobody is collecting the chair tax, so I grab a seat in a covered area and proceed to take a quick siesta. I wake up and take a swim from about 30 minutes. The cool refreshing ionized sea water dissipates my negative energy and washes away my sins and transgressions. The crisp Caribbean air detoxifies my lungs and my spirit. After about 2. 5 hrs at the beach I see the chair police coming. They want 1400 pesos just to sit where I'm already sitting. I offer 1000 pesos, but he's firm. I take this as my cue to bounce. Now he gets nothing. Taxi ride back to el capitolio was $20.
Now I'm hungry and decide to have my one culinary gamble and visit this restaurant that I had been eyeing. It's called Sibarita and did not disappoint. Ordered 2 of their special guava drinks in the little tiki cups. And the pork taco appetizer, followed by the 3 lb whole fried fish with fried potatoes. The fish comes out and it's actually 2 massive red snappers. I struggle to finish it all but I know better than to waste food in Cuba. Plus it was actually delicious. And I am a pretty snobby food critic. Total was about 15000 pesos and I give 1000 pesos to the waiter, 1000 pesos to the chef, and 1000 pesos to the bartender.
Anyway now I'm stuffed and ready to burn some calories. I walk San raf home to see if there is any talent before I head home. Pro tip if you stand still long enough on San raf all the fish swim by you. Just be a patient fisherman and set your hook on the first random nibble. I see this cute spinner negrita that I was holding out for. She's walking with her equally cute blanquita amiga. The blanquita wasn't Spanish white like the other girls so far. She could pass for European. So now I'm entertaining the idea of a chocolate vanilla swirl. I ask if they want to come to my casa they both say yes.
We head back to my cool air conditioned apartment and the girls are in heaven to be out the heat. We hope in the shower together. Lots of kissing and rubbing each other. The negrita has the tightest and most perfect bubble butt that I've seen in my life, the blanquita has skin like milk that I also can't keep my hands off of. We head to the bedroom and blanquita imediately pounces on the little guy. Gawk gawk 1000. My little man is up and ready to clock in. She mounts me and starts grinding like a true Colombian chica. Negrita is laying next to me. I scoop her up with one hand and put her on my face. She's moaning and grinding her hips as I eat her bean like a hungry seal. After about 5 minutes I have them switch positions. The negrita is so tight and her ass feels amazing in one hand while I choke her with the other. All the while blanquita is riding my face. Negrita is riding me like she is trying out for the Kentucky derby. She starts getting tired and I feel my precum release into her. She thinks I'm finished so she goes to clean up. I roll over and go to pound town on blanquita until my balls finally drain inside her. I salute little man for not letting me down. No pills needed this trip even though I brought them just in case. Now I can cross off threesome off my list. I'm hanging up the six shooter and kicking off the spurs. Cuba owes me nothing. I'm writing this report even though it's only 4 pm because I am tapped for the night. Gave the 2 chicas my last 2 goodie bags. Flight actually leaves tomorrow afternoon and I'm back home by Tuesday. Going to go ahead and start that 3 day z-pack regiment from now.