Havana

[Jiniterinator]

Dude you said that there were 1. 8 million people in Cuba. We're you high, drunk or both when you wrote that but now you act like you didn't write that. LOL. One thing about the Internet is that it never forgets.

Dude, it was a typo. I typed Cuba instead of Havana, so this only makes my point better, not worse. Point being, that statistically there are a lot of chicks in Havana therefore a good number of hot chicks. More so than if there were only 1.8 M people in all of Cuba. Duh!

The internet never forgets you don't understand how statistics work. How about you bring some value to the discussion instead of nitpicking typos?

[Kabah2025]

Dude you said that there were 1. 8 million people in Cuba. We're you high, drunk or both when you wrote that but now you act like you didn't write that. LOL. One thing about the Internet is that it never forgets.

Guys. Why are you arguing about a number that doesn't matter? Like really is being right more.

Important? Let's focus on what we are here for. Traveling to Cuba and sharing information. Who cares about the population of Cuba really. Priorities guys. Come on.

[MongerHunger]

Fake news WTF are you talking about?

From Grok AI this morning:

How many people live in Havana province of Cuba?

The population of Havana Province, Cuba (also referred to as Ciudad de la Habana), in 2025 is estimated to be around 1. 81 million inhabitants, based on the most recent data from 2023. This figure comes from the National Bureau of Statistics and Information (ONEI) in Cuba, which reported a population of 1,814,207 at the end of 2023.

Dude you said that there were 1. 8 million people in Cuba. We're you high, drunk or both when you wrote that but now you act like you didn't write that. LOL. One thing about the Internet is that it never forgets.

[Mondo707]

Fake news WTF are you talking about?

From Grok AI this morning:

How many people live in Havana province of Cuba?

The population of Havana Province, Cuba (also referred to as Ciudad de la Habana), in 2025 is estimated to be around 1. 81 million inhabitants, based on the most recent data from 2023. This figure comes from the National Bureau of Statistics and Information (ONEI) in Cuba, which reported a population of 1,814,207 at the end of 2023.

Hey J,

Here's a quote from your post: Cisco is right, there are 1. 8 million people in Cuba.

FYI, there are 10.8 million people in Cuba today, as per gov reporting recently.

Think the confusion comes from you stating as above versus people living in / or around la Habana.

Mondo.

[NRandom940]

Restaurante La Maravilla at the corner of Cristo and Amargura was nice, but they had hot dogs instead of bacon. It really helped that the wait staff was 3 very attractive girls.

You think you could have taken any of them home? How does soliciting non-pros work in Havana?

[EMode]

Hey at KingSanto.

I stayed near Parque Cristo in Havana Vieja last year. With regards to breakfast, my buddy and I found 2 restaurants that we enjoyed breakfast at.

Restaurante La Maravilla at the corner of Cristo and Amargura was nice, but they had hot dogs instead of bacon. It really helped that the wait staff was 3 very attractive girls.

The 2nd one I never got the name of, but it's a tiny little restaurant on the other side of the square at the corner of Lamparilla and Bernaza. They only had bacon 2 out of the 4 mornings we were there, but the bacon was fantastic.

Coffee was very good at both restaurants.

Keep in mind that we were there in March of 2024, so who knows if the restaurants are still there. Google maps does still list La Maravilla as still there though.

[Jiniterinator]

Where do you guys get this FAKE NEWS from? It's hilarious that someone would even believe this. LOL.

Fake news WTF are you talking about?

From Grok AI this morning:

How many people live in Havana province of Cuba?

The population of Havana Province, Cuba (also referred to as Ciudad de la Habana), in 2025 is estimated to be around 1. 81 million inhabitants, based on the most recent data from 2023. This figure comes from the National Bureau of Statistics and Information (ONEI) in Cuba, which reported a population of 1,814,207 at the end of 2023.

[KingSanto]

Maybe he meant 1.8 million in Havana LOL. That number sounds about right if you're including the surrounding areas that fall under the jurisdiction of "Havana".

Saying there are 1.8 million people in all of Cuba is crazy work though, not going to lie LOL.

Where do you guys get this FAKE NEWS from? It's hilarious that someone would even believe this. LOL.

[KingSanto]

Kabah,

In all of my time mongering in Santo Domingo and my three trips to Cuba this year, I almost never do overnights so take my advice with a grain of salt here. I generally only feel comfortable sleeping overnight with a non-pro "girlfriend."

Having said that, if I were the one making the offers, I wouldn't go higher than 15 K ($40.54) and I would request two pops minimum. That way I'm paying $20.27 per pop instead of the $27 (10 K) per pop that I normally pay. So I'd personally consider that a very fair deal.

Great reports man. I do have one question. I like to spend the night with girls. And just wake up in the middle of the night and get busy. So I'm talking about from 9 pm to 9 am type deal. No limits on how many times we do the deed.

If the going rate for an hour or two is 7 k-10 k. What is the all night going rate?

[Kabah2025]

I'm sure you can get an airport taxi for $15 and I'm sure a girl will give sex for 4000 (I literally just got blown for that), but considering that all La Nave rides in the city are $3-4, is the haggling even worth it? You basically make the money back from the cheap in-city rides. I have a specific guy for my airport rides now but even if I didn't, I'm not trying to haggle as soon as I get off the plane.

As for the women, 10 K seems to be the golden number of a girl to go no questions asked. Could I get her down to 4 K? I speak fluent Spanish so probably but haggling really ruins the experience for me and puts me on edge that she might try to make up the money in another way (rushing me or stealing something).

Maybe it's because I cut my teeth in Santo Domingo where I was paying $40 STARTING, so $27 for for high quality pros honestly seems cheap enough for me. Haggling to get it down another $10 is just not worth the headache to me.

Great reports man. I do have one question. I like to spend the night with girls. And just wake up in the middle of the night and get busy. So I'm talking about from 9 pm to 9 am type deal. No limits on how many times we do the deed.

If the going rate for an hour or two is 7 k-10 k. What is the all night going rate?

[MongerHunger]

Cisco is right, there are 1. 8 million people in Cuba.

Where do you guys get this FAKE NEWS from? It's hilarious that someone would even believe this. LOL.

[KingSanto]

I'm sure you can get an airport taxi for $15 and I'm sure a girl will give sex for 4000 (I literally just got blown for that), but considering that all La Nave rides in the city are $3-4, is the haggling even worth it? You basically make the money back from the cheap in-city rides. I have a specific guy for my airport rides now but even if I didn't, I'm not trying to haggle as soon as I get off the plane.

As for the women, 10 K seems to be the golden number of a girl to go no questions asked. Could I get her down to 4 K? I speak fluent Spanish so probably but haggling really ruins the experience for me and puts me on edge that she might try to make up the money in another way (rushing me or stealing something).

Maybe it's because I cut my teeth in Santo Domingo where I was paying $40 STARTING, so $27 for for high quality pros honestly seems cheap enough for me. Haggling to get it down another $10 is just not worth the headache to me.

Taxi Airport you can get for 12-15 bucks. Your host took a nice piece of the pie from you.

However you did get the full exhchange rate. Usually hosts at airbnbs take another nice slice of the pie.

How much did you pay the girls. Going rate. With some basic negotiation is 3-4 MIL tops.

[KingSanto]

Yes, the girls are very good looking. Most of them are non-pros so it's not point and click but your presence will shock them because very few tourists show up to Pazillo. As for prices, 10 K pesos ($27) is my magic number. I don't know why that other guy keeps saying "everything is with a condom". Condom use is pretty much always up to me. If I want it raw, I get it raw. That's it LOL.

Are the girls here very good looking? How much do they ask to go back to your hotel for an hour? What about all night?

[KingSanto]

Day 3:

Wake up feeling surprisingly okay. I finished about 70% of that Johnnie Walker bottle by myself in LM Bar (Slim brown thang doesn't drink) so I'm shocked that I wasn't hungover. Anyway, I head to Restaurante Brasserie 255 for breakfast. I'm still on the hunt for a good, American style breakfast. This one actually wasn't bad at all. Recommended. La Nave over to PazilloFresh again for more water and snacks then back to the crib.

I send my slim brown thang home and for the first time I'm alone. I hit up a girl I met on Badoo and while I'm almost never this forward, I wasn't in the mood to chit chat. "Can you come over for a blowjob? She asks where and I say Vedado. She's in Havana Vieja. I offer 4000 for just a blowjob and of course I'll pay for the taxi to bring her to me and take her home. I learned in DR (My name is KingSanto for a reason) that you can offer less if you pay for the taxi so I've just kept the same formula for Cuba. Plus I don't have to give her my location and I know exactly when she's going to arrive so there's no waiting.

Anyway, she sends me her location, I send her the La Nave and boom she's here in 10 minutes. She looks even better in person so I'm super happy. I pay the La Nave (1000 pesos), take her into the bedroom, and she immediately gets on her knees. Nice - she's not about wasting time. After I finish, I give her 4000 pesos plus another 1000 for her to pay the taxi. Call the La Nave to send her back to the original spot and she's out the door in 5 minutes. Excellent play.

Time for some dinner. My slim brown thang is back so we head over to Café Fortunada Joe in Old Havana. Now this place I like. Huge portions, cheap prices, pretty good food. They also have some very cool, old style decorations. Recommended. Simple menu but they do a great job. 7500 pesos ($20.27) total for two drinks, two appetizers and two entrees. My body is still recovering from two straight nights of getting shitfaced so I just head home with my slim brown thang, smoke a nice Partagas Serie the. 4 with some Cuban rum, play a few rounds of Uno with her and end the night with a hot "bible study" session. Off to bed, another excellent day in Cuba. I'm on a fucking roll.

[KingSanto]

Yes, My reports are late. Cuba is crazy like that LOL. Anyway.

Day 2:

I Wake up feeling refreshed after that crazy night at Pazillo Bar. I head over to PazilloFresh and re-up on groceries. Water, RedBull, Pepsi, bottle of Cuban rum, beer, Hershey's chocolate. I feel like I brought the whole damn store for $25 LOL. If you're staying in Vedado and need basic groceries to fill the fridge. PazilloFresh is where you need to be.

Anyway, slide back to the crib to drop off the groceries and head to El Café in Havana Vieja for breakfast. I heard they had a great American style breakfast. No. Awful, awful, awful and my standards for food are NOT high. Bland eggs, flies everywhere, just. No. The bread is fresh baked there though. I hear they're known for their sandwiches as well and I can understand that because the bread was phenominal. But don't go there for breakfast.

Anyway, I head to Mimosa to wash the terrible taste of El Café out of my mouth. Pizza for my Slim brown thang and Spaghetti de bolognesa for me 4700 pesos ($12.70) total. Mimosa never disappoints, fire food. Head to the crib for some "bible study" with My Slim brown thang and then fall asleep for a bit. Wake up and make a reservation for VIP at LM Bar tonight. Velito is performing tonight and he's super famous in Cuba. Plus LM Bar is always popping on a Friday.

I'm hungry again. Off to Havanas 21 in Vedado. They're a little expensive but the food is so God damn good Jesus Christ. Top 5 Havana restaurant hands down - $26.22 for me and my slim brown thang.

Now that we've got our fuel, La Nave straight to LM Ba. They have my reservation and sit me downstairs at the tablet closest to the stage. I'm happy. Check the offers for LM Bar on instagram and make a reservation before going. Arrive before 11:30 to take advantage of the offers. Anyway, I got the highest offer, 15 K for a bottle of Johnie Walker Black and 2 Redbulls.

Like I said, Friday is LM's best night so the place was jumping and packed. This vibe was literally electric. I loved every second. I think it's going to be a core memory for me LOL. If pros are what you're looking for this place certainly has a plethora of them and man did they look good. I had a few try to get to me while I was in the bathroom away from my Slim brown thang, but I was trying to behave myself. She did tell me that a bunch of girls were eyeballing me though LOL. I partied with my slim thang until about 5 AM and left absolutely shitfaced (I don't know if you can tell by now but I do enjoy doing that). Back home and passed out.

Here's the break down for the prices at LM - 2500 pesos per person at the door to get in. I believe it was actually 3000 but if you have a reservation the cover is less. I also believe the cover was only that high because Velito is famous and was performing. Tonight was the first night of his residency. He'll be there every Friday until future noticed.

I believe cover is normally around 1000 for other nughts. As for the bill, just add 10% to everything. So 15 K for the bottle and two Redbulls, got 2 more redbulls (1000 each), a Pepsi (500) and a beer. Total bill came out to 20.5 K ($55). It was a top tier night out and I actually enjoyed myself more than 95% of the clubs I've been to in Santo Domingo so $50 was a ridiculous bargain.

My slim thang heads back to her place tomorrow so that's when the real mongering fun starts. Until then, peace.