Bangkok Reports

[Pimpampoumpipo]

Anyone tried the women wearing black hijabs on soi 4 Nana? I would like to try but scared of any drama on the room.

Yes, I saw that on Soi 4 in Nana two weeks ago. Two women soliciting, dressed as if they were going on a pilgrimage to Mecca, despite the scorching heat. Fat and ugly. Surprising for that area. Aside from curiosity, I don't see why anyone would choose those big heaps of fat.

[SubCmdr]

If touch down is around 15:00, you will have gone through immigration somewhere between 15:45 and 16:15, depending on how busy it is. This is of course a rough estimation.

The fastest way into town is with the airport rail link to Phaya Thai BTS Station, and from there to Nana BTS Station. This will take approximately one hour.
However, if you arrive on a Sunday, when there is much less traffic, a taxi will be faster. But assuming you take the BTS, you will be at Nana around 17:00, roughly.

You have to be back at the airport around 22:00 or 22:30 at the latest, to be on the safe side (assuming you do not have to check in anymore), so that gives you approximately 4 hours of playing time. Because you have to catch the BTS back to the airport around 21:00.

The agogo's, Thermae and the streetwalkers scene will not get going before 20:00 - 21:00, so those are not an option. So that leaves the bars and Thai Friendly, I suppose. Or the massage parlors off Sukhumvit Soi 24. The latter would be the best option for 2 ladies, I think. And you won't need a ST hotel.

8. 5 hour layover - 30 minutes to get out of the airport (I don't know).

Was just in Cockbang two weeks ago. When I left from the Citin Sukumvit 11 my driver was slightly late to pick me up. This was a very unusual situation for me because the serve I use is on point and usually early. When the driver arrived he explained to me that he had allowed plenty of time to get from his drop-off at BKK proper in order to get to my hotel. Told me is took him 1 hours and 25 minutes.

So now the OP is in the middle of the debouchery with 6. 5 hours left on the clock. When does he have to get back to the Airport for a International Flight? If you subtract travel time then you are at 5 hours. Minus arrival time back at the airport.

My suggestion is my opinion. Travel times / Immigration and Customs clearing times are facts. The OP is a grown man can do what he wants.

There are TONS of girls on Thai Friendly that can get you in one hour. With all due respect you think men who want to meet their objective of getting their nut ALL have to jack off because they are staying in a hotel close to the Airport.

Ok, my man. But I am rolling on the floor laughing my ass off over that concept. Personally, I wouldn't do it. But I am not the OP and that is my opinion.

No offence bro but this is the worst suggestion. How many girls do you think will come all that way away from the city to meet a total stranger. The OP may be waiting a long time in the middle of nowhere for nothing. Even if a girl shows up inevitably there'll be traffic and how about if she's a bait and switch?

Far better to go into the massage places, pick your girl or even better add their Line and make a booking from choosing on their website the girls he wants. It'll be like 4 k for a 3-some.

And don't underestimate the time it takes to get to and through BKK airport. Recently it's been smooth with the electronic passport gates at immigration but a bit of bad luck and you could be queueing up just to screen your bags.

Feel free to put you own timeline on it based on your experiences my man. That is exactly what Mogwai did. His was a excellent post full of information. The forum is to share information not to be critical of the ideas of others. We have a thread for that. It is called RANTS and I am very familiar with it.

[Sychip1]

Do not underestimate the traffic and the time it takes to move around Cockbang; Knowing what I know (and I will be the first to tell you that it is very little), I do know traffic in Cockbang. Because the majority of my trips are to handle business that I simply cannot in Pattaya.

My suggestion is: To book a room close to the airport that is guest friendly and have the girls come to you. Knowing what I know about the traffic in Cockbang I would not want to hassle of trying to get to and from the red-light district. On Thai Friendly when I am at BKK proper there has never been a lack of girls that were interested in meeting me thinking I was close to the Airport.

Always feel free to ask questions. The forum is for everyone. Not just a few know it alls who have forgotten that everyone starts with a lack of knowledge and builds it up. No matter what path you take always give back to the community and ignore the haters. That is what I do!

May the pussy be with you always!

No offence bro but this is the worst suggestion. How many girls do you think will come all that way away from the city to meet a total stranger. The OP may be waiting a long time in the middle of nowhere for nothing. Even if a girl shows up inevitably there'll be traffic and how about if she's a bait and switch?

Far better to go into the massage places, pick your girl or even better add their Line and make a booking from choosing on their website the girls he wants. It'll be like 4 k for a 3-some.

And don't underestimate the time it takes to get to and through BKK airport. Recently it's been smooth with the electronic passport gates at immigration but a bit of bad luck and you could be queueing up just to screen your bags.

[Mogwai]

Coming from Tokyo I will have 8.5 h layover in BKK. I want to use this short time for mongering. My dream is to either take 2 ladies or try a LB. However due to the short time, what do you recommend? Go to center and chose one / two from the usual places?. Most likely from the street / bar. Arrange someone online. Any recommend online page for freelancers e. G. Thaifriendly, locanto? Or use an escort, book a hotel for 3-4 hours near the airport and have some fun there? What would you do? Thanks for your tips.

I arrive at ca. 15:00 and fly back 23:30.

If touch down is around 15:00, you will have gone through immigration somewhere between 15:45 and 16:15, depending on how busy it is. This is of course a rough estimation.

The fastest way into town is with the airport rail link to Phaya Thai BTS Station, and from there to Nana BTS Station. This will take approximately one hour.
However, if you arrive on a Sunday, when there is much less traffic, a taxi will be faster. But assuming you take the BTS, you will be at Nana around 17:00, roughly.

You have to be back at the airport around 22:00 or 22:30 at the latest, to be on the safe side (assuming you do not have to check in anymore), so that gives you approximately 4 hours of playing time. Because you have to catch the BTS back to the airport around 21:00.

The agogo's, Thermae and the streetwalkers scene will not get going before 20:00 - 21:00, so those are not an option. So that leaves the bars and Thai Friendly, I suppose. Or the massage parlors off Sukhumvit Soi 24. The latter would be the best option for 2 ladies, I think. And you won't need a ST hotel.

[Nyezhov]

I can only give a second hand report from my buddy. He picked one of them and found a mass of blubber, hair everywhere, cuts, bruises, and scars. Smell was bad and she refused a shower. He followed through with FS, paid the cash, and sent her away. He won't repeat.

Bro smashed it anyway LOL. A true monger.

[HorseTrader]

Anyone tried the women wearing black hijabs on soi 4 Nana? I would like to try but scared of any drama on the room.

I can only give a second hand report from my buddy. He picked one of them and found a mass of blubber, hair everywhere, cuts, bruises, and scars. Smell was bad and she refused a shower. He followed through with FS, paid the cash, and sent her away. He won't repeat.

[Vicky Cooper]

Anyone tried the women wearing black hijabs on soi 4 Nana? I would like to try but scared of any drama on the room.

[Luke38]

Do not underestimate the traffic and the time it takes to move around Cockbang; Knowing what I know (and I will be the first to tell you that it is very little), I do know traffic in Cockbang. Because the majority of my trips are to handle business that I simply cannot in Pattaya.

My suggestion is: To book a room close to the airport that is guest friendly and have the girls come to you. Knowing what I know about the traffic in Cockbang I would not want to hassle of trying to get to and from the red-light district. On Thai Friendly when I am at BKK proper there has never been a lack of girls that were interested in meeting me thinking I was close to the Airport.

Always feel free to ask questions. The forum is for everyone. Not just a few know it alls who have forgotten that everyone starts with a lack of knowledge and builds it up. No matter what path you take always give back to the community and ignore the haters. That is what I do!

May the pussy be with you always!

Thanks a lot. Looks like my plan to bang near the airport is the most reasonable to make most of my banging desire.

[Crocodilexp]

Viet mafia started charging for their ST rooms in Nana condo. Will avoid even more if I hear that they are imposing a 30 min time limit. That would be outrageous.

It is indeed outrageous. ST hotel have no business enforcing strict time limits, especially not in such a rude manner, interrupting you mid-shag like in some ghastly non-Thai brothel. The hotel room is typically for an hour, if you stay another hour you just, that should be all they care about.

If you're doing 2-3 girls for the night, might be a good idea to get your own room and set up properly. They start at 700-800 baht, and you can actually choose and make sure it's clean (or at least that any bodily fluids are your own and from girls you shagged).

[DeepakSa]

I just got back from my Thailand trip two weeks ago — and no, this wasn't my first rodeo, which helped me plan a "tight schedule". Sightseeing? LOL, I told the temples, "Next time maybe. " This trip was all about cutting the slack and maximizing the "premium human interaction" ROI — if you know what I mean 😉.

(Posting BKK part here and Pattaya part in Pattaya from. Intro and closing lines will be same).

Here's the no-nonsense, sanskaari-but-just-enough version of my field report. No travelogue, no philosophical crap — just the essentials:

1) 1) Nana Plaza –.

Imagine a shopping mall. Now replace shops with bars, mannequins with models. I bar-hopped. Brought several lady drinks, brought drinks for mamasans, felt great bodies with my hands. At times, their hands on me. It was a great evening, moving from once place to another place. And keep switching girls in the same bar!! I enjoyed it. Sex is not limited to intercourse for me. I do enjoy these kind of stuffs too. Didn't pick anyone from there, as the cost is on higher side. Most of the places, I was guided to sit in the first raw, where the girls were right in front of me.

Girls? 🔥128293;.

Attitude? Some sweet, some sour.

But didn't take anyone, as cost is on higher side.

2) Thermae Cafe –.

Now this, my dear Watsons, is the place where the budget meets the babe.

Girl 1: Quoted 5 k. Politely declined.

Girl 2: 2 k. Much better ROI. Room action ensued.

Girl 3: 1. 5 k. Same process, different menu.

Girl 4+1: Confirmed she's bi and asked her to pick a plus-one. Great night. 2 k each.

Pro tip: Book a nearby hotel — because sprinting with excitement and bags to a short-time room is not ideal, and cost extra money.

3) Poseidon –.

Think of it like entering a premium lounge. Only instead of cocktails, you're choosing Cleopatra.

I wanted to indulge in the BEST!! (Discussed with Tara, another place like Poseidon, but they cost a lot more (starts from 6. 9 k (200 USD) to 40 k for 1 HR 30 mins, one shot).

Price (for the top most line up) : 7. 5 k.

Worth it? YES! She was classy, sassy, and had enough flirting skills to make a nun giggle. I had a GREAT time!! She was like a heroine walked out of a K Drama series (of course with zero drama) Am going to remember her for a long time! (I know I paid more. But I have my reasons. Don't shoot me!

Budget it right, vibe it smart, and don't forget, wear good cloth, have a neat shave (yes, face and down there) smell nice, talk nice, be polite, be respectful.

[MongerHunger]

Gents,

I'm a long time resident in Thailand but up until recently I hadn't mongered in Bkk since before the pandemic. So fair to say I'm out of touch with current prices and admit to.

Trying to hold onto the "very cheap, old days". So imagine my surprise 2 weeks ago when I hit Nana and soi 4 and started asking some gogo dancers their prices. For info, I'm 45 caucasian guy, fit body and average looking face, full head of hair. LOL. No stud, but not an ogre. I'm well aware that the girls will quote a very high price if they don't want to go with you, but I'm curious to know if I was quoted the going rate, or if they were taking the piss. I like LT, so asked an average looking, 22 year old dancer her LT price. 8,000 baht she said, as though it was a given. I near choked on my sangsom coke and had to hold back a laugh. With the 1,500 baht bar fine on top, that's near on 10,000 baht for LT. No negotiating, each girl stuck to that price, as though the girls have made a pact to get the "accepted" prices much higher. Or am I wrong, and this is the current rate for LT? Went out on the street into soi 4, hit a few FL's up, and got the same quote -8000 wtf! LOL..

Thermae, Frelancers, Thai Friendly and Massage places are the way to go for FS at a good rate. Gogo's are over rated for service that you can get at a fraction of the cost elsewhere. Some guys like to burn their Baht but if I can get 3-4 sessions for the price of one GoGo girl it's a no brainer. I like to avoid barfines and lady drinks.

[Luke38]

It all depends on what time you arrive.

I arrive at ca. 15:00 and fly back 23:30.

[SubCmdr]

I will have soon a stopover in BKK for 8. 5 hours. I think about having 2 hours of fun. This could fit with immigration, travel, dating, return to airport on time. What do you think? What is the best: book a hotel room near the airport and arrange 1-2 girls from Escort? Thaifriendly or locanto? Or rush in the center to usual places and take the next freelancer from the street? Any suggestions? Thanks!

Do not underestimate the traffic and the time it takes to move around Cockbang; Knowing what I know (and I will be the first to tell you that it is very little), I do know traffic in Cockbang. Because the majority of my trips are to handle business that I simply cannot in Pattaya.

My suggestion is: To book a room close to the airport that is guest friendly and have the girls come to you. Knowing what I know about the traffic in Cockbang I would not want to hassle of trying to get to and from the red-light district. On Thai Friendly when I am at BKK proper there has never been a lack of girls that were interested in meeting me thinking I was close to the Airport.

Always feel free to ask questions. The forum is for everyone. Not just a few know it alls who have forgotten that everyone starts with a lack of knowledge and builds it up. No matter what path you take always give back to the community and ignore the haters. That is what I do!

May the pussy be with you always!

[HorseTrader]

I will have soon a stopover in BKK for 8. 5 hours. I think about having 2 hours of fun. This could fit with immigration, travel, dating, return to airport on time. What do you think? What is the best: book a hotel room near the airport and arrange 1-2 girls from Escort? Thaifriendly or locanto? Or rush in the center to usual places and take the next freelancer from the street? Any suggestions? Thanks!

My suggestion is for you to answer Mogwai's question before you ask for suggestions.

[SubCmdr]

To each their own: I was in Crazy House a couple of weeks ago. Quoted: 700* Bar fine; 4000 Short Time (2 hrs); 8000 Long Time (8 hours).

Agree that the prices have increased, but then 8 k for LT sounds excessive. Most of the time I get ST for 3 k at Soi Cowboy (recently some are trying to get 4 k for ST but I have not yet given in to that insanity). LT used to be less than 2 x of ST so for a "3 k ST girl" LT should be around 5 k ish. Having said that I am not a fan of LT as I like my peace and quiet after a good round of action in the bed.

BBBJCIM for 800 - 1000 was reasonable. So, I stuck with the venues where getting your dick sucked was priced as separate service. I did enjoy city life and man the food was so good. That alone was worth the trip. But as a place for The Cmdr to post up. Oh hell nah!

For me 3000 for Short Time is 33% higher than the top of my Short Time pay scale here in Pattaya.

*All amounts in THB.