Pattaya Reports

[Huntsman]

Went to Electric Blue last night, which is really Windmill 3 (same owner). Only the upstairs is open. It's a good place if you are into big naturals, which I am. Don't expect to find spinners though. Spent way too much on lady drinks, but had a great time, lots of hands on. The manager rewarded my profligacy with a free Jack and coke. BFs are 1500 ST and 3000 LT throughout the Windmill group, a bit steep. The girls ask 3000 ST and 5000 LT. I didn't pull the trigger.

I should add that the LD prices are 240 for a 'lady soft drink' and 260 for a 'lady cocktail'. LOL. With this you get unfettered access to boobies.

[Huntsman]

Went to Electric Blue last night, which is really Windmill 3 (same owner). Only the upstairs is open. It's a good place if you are into big naturals, which I am. Don't expect to find spinners though. Spent way too much on lady drinks, but had a great time, lots of hands on. The manager rewarded my profligacy with a free Jack and coke. BFs are 1500 ST and 3000 LT throughout the Windmill group, a bit steep. The girls ask 3000 ST and 5000 LT. I didn't pull the trigger.

[Mr Enternational]

I'm a vegetarian Once Removed, meaning I only eat critters that don't eat other critters. I don't like being too high up in the food chain. You don't know what you are ingesting.

Some Huntsman you are!

[Huntsman]

I've tried Gator before but this was the first time I've tried Crocodile. 35 Baht and not bad at all.

I'm a vegetarian Once Removed, meaning I only eat critters that don't eat other critters. I don't like being too high up in the food chain. You don't know what you are ingesting.

[LittleBigMan]

LOL. Maybe if it was deep fried with batter but with the Thai spices it had a unique flavor. I'd try it again.

No I get it I've been eating it for 20 years LOL!

[MongerHunger]

Was strolling Beach Road again and something interesting happened. A nice looking FL rolled up on me driving a Honda Click. She stopped and chatted. English was understandable. She asked me what I was doing and I told her that I was walking and checking out the scene and then I asked her where was she going on her motor bike and she answered "I'm going to your place". Wow! LOL. I was impressed and I was game. Plus she was looking awesome with a nice body. Negotiated 1. 5 K for ST and hopped on the back and off we went together. She was a solid "8" on the scale and we had a GFE session. First time I ever got picked up by a FL on a motor bike. It was different but no complaints from me.

[Falcon 95]

I'm referring to Area 53, a bar located on Soi Diana right next to the Nest.

I'm not referring to Area 51, another bar on Soi Diana.

Area 53 is crazy. It is a small beer bar. But one lady drink costs 250 Baht.

I made the mistake of buying one without asking the price.

[Pimpampoumpipo]

I'm confused. You refuse a mototaxi if no helmet is provided, for your safety, unless you've been drinking and don't want to waste your time? That's the type of reasoning that constantly gets people in trouble.

Whether a person wears a helmet or not, takes a mototaxi or not, or uses a condom or not doesn't matter to me. However, if your personal safety rules get thrown out the window whenever you drink, you might want to rethink your actions.

Forget it. It's a bit too complicated for your brain.

[MongerHunger]

Don't tell me taste like Chicken LOL.

LOL. Maybe if it was deep fried with batter but with the Thai spices it had a unique flavor. I'd try it again.

[LittleBigMan]

I've tried Gator before but this was the first time I've tried Crocodile. 35 Baht and not bad at all.

Don't tell me taste like Chicken LOL.

[Mr Enternational]

If that chick is queing guys willing to give her 3 or 4 K for ST, why the fuck would she want to accept your lowball 1,5 K offer?

If if was a fifth we would all be drunk. If my aunt had a dick, then she would be my uncle.

There is always some mystery chick that guys are lining up to pay 4,000 baht to. Point one of them out for a change so we can all be in awe of her beauty and witnesses to this fictitious cue.

These are fucking hookers, not rop-rated Michelin star chefs.

[SouthEaster]

To protect my hair. WTF? Protect it from what?

[MongerHunger]

I checked out Soi Honey and here are some FS places available for 1 K-1. 5 K including a 1 hour massage.

Benja Massage.

Princess Health Massage.

Lips Lounge / Ava.

[MongerHunger]

I've tried Gator before but this was the first time I've tried Crocodile. 35 Baht and not bad at all.

[JjBee62]

When I order a Bolt motobike during the day, I specify that I want a helmet, even though helmets are generally disgusting and smelly. I wear a hair protection cap to protect my hair. Two out of three times, the driver doesn't have a helmet for the passenger. Even if he has one himself. So I refuse the ride and indicate in the comments that there was no helmet for the passenger. I also tell the driver that I won't be riding with him for safety reasons and because of the police. Sometimes this makes him furious, or he claims there are no police on the road. I still refuse.

In the evening, when I've had a bit to drink between WS and LK Metro, I still take the mototaxi even without a helmet because I don't want to waste my time.

I'm confused. You refuse a mototaxi if no helmet is provided, for your safety, unless you've been drinking and don't want to waste your time? That's the type of reasoning that constantly gets people in trouble.

Whether a person wears a helmet or not, takes a mototaxi or not, or uses a condom or not doesn't matter to me. However, if your personal safety rules get thrown out the window whenever you drink, you might want to rethink your actions.