Rio de Janeiro Reports

[Combo]

This is interesting as I'll be in Rio in a few weeks and staying within a very short walk to Centaurus. Did you end up checking out the other first line termas like Monte Carlo, Solarium and 4 x4 to compare them as well to Centaurus? I'm sure I'll take in at least one of these but from reports so far 4 x4 seems to be the one must visit.

On my most recent visit, I thought 4 X4 and Monte Carlo had better talent than Centaurus. But termas go in phases. One week one is great, then a few weeks later, mediocre. My advice if you're in Rio for a week or more is to hit all the major ones. M Carlo, 4 x4, Centaurus, Solarium, etc. 2-3 of them will be great and the others maybe possibly disappointing.

Scandallo vs termas is apples to oranges. They're very different experiences. I love them both which is why I usually do both Rio and SP in my Brazil trips. IMO both are things a guy must do in his lifetime.

[Rio Bob]

While no scandalo I went there Wednesday night it was pouring rain luckily I'm staying around the corner so not far to walk and many overhangs to hide from the rain. At 1 AM the crowd was thin due to the rain but a very tall beautiful modelesque girl was given me the smile so I went over to her. Every time she said something like a giraffe she had to bend over to whisper in my ear. She wanted a good amount of money and my negotiating went no where but what the hell you only live once and she stayed a couple hours and she was fun. The next day my Airbnb owner asked me if I could refrain from bringing girls in the middle of the night, I told him give me my money back and I'll leave otherwise no and that's creepy that you're following every move I make. He said ok and offered me a free housekeeping. I tried PHOTO 2 times one was great as I mentioned before and the other didn't look anything like her pictures. After it was over she wanted another drink and an exorbitant amount for her Uber, she was very surprised I told her to get the hell out.

[The Cane]

Since I was in Rio for more than one night, I decided to try out Centaurus. The place that is comparable to or even better than Scandello.

And I have to say. Centaurus is definitely way better than Scandello. I was in SP and visited Scandello the last few days but I wish I had spent more time in Rio.

If you are in Rio or planning a trip to Rio and wondering if you should come to Scandello, don't bother. It isn't worth the time or money. Just stay in Rio or come to Rio and make sure you visit the best and baddest putera in the world Centaurus!!

I'm taking it that this was written totally in jest!

[Rio Bob]

Since I was in Rio for more than one night, I decided to try out Centaurus. The place that is comparable to or even better than Scandello.

And I have to say. Centaurus is definitely way better than Scandello. I was in SP and visited Scandello the last few days but I wish I had spent more time in Rio.

If you are in Rio or planning a trip to Rio and wondering if you should come to Scandello, don't bother. It isn't worth the time or money. Just stay in Rio or come to Rio and make sure you visit the best and baddest putera in the world Centaurus!!

Interesting you say this as Centaurus has had a bad reputation in recent years as being overpriced and overhyped. On google scandalo gets stunning reviews, can you elaborate on your assessment of both places? I'm in Rio now and was contemplating a short trip to scandalo as I have never been and thought I owed myself a visit.

[Vagabundo1]

Very interesting, as senor Anaggie is a well respected and influential voice here in our forum!

We met once in 4 xm4, and perhaps should compare notes in Centaurus.

Vagabundo was in Ipanema yesterday, too, with a regular girl who after all those 120 minute fuck afternoons merited her Friday request of sushi, so I took her to temekeria at rua joana angelica 183 nearby a metro station in Ipanema, in fact, just one metro stop after metro general Osorio, which is the stop where Centaurus is located.

This interest in Centaurus, I must admit, is due to toastmonger, who insisted we go there, and we did in fact, several times, after temekeria which is a good 800 meter walk.

This goes to show that so called 'fueds' in ISG are kind of like rich men (rich if you can eat anywhere and fuck the best girls in any city) arguing over Mercedes or bmw. Even The Cane and I agreed on fucking Elisa sanches.

Too, vagabundo likes that Centaurus is just steps from the beach, indeed, the free gym / swim opportunity at praia diabo where there is a boxing bag too, and I meet with my real friends from university, who are young, fit men, machos starting law or engineering careers, or my fellow muay thai athletes.

Since I was in Rio for more than one night, I decided to try out Centaurus. The place that is comparable to or even better than Scandello.

And I have to say. Centaurus is definitely way better than Scandello. I was in SP and visited Scandello the last few days but I wish I had spent more time in Rio.

If you are in Rio or planning a trip to Rio and wondering if you should come to Scandello, don't bother. It isn't worth the time or money. Just stay in Rio or come to Rio and make sure you visit the best and baddest putera in the world Centaurus!!

[Exoticspirit]

Since I was in Rio for more than one night, I decided to try out Centaurus. The place that is comparable to or even better than Scandello.

And I have to say. Centaurus is definitely way better than Scandello. I was in SP and visited Scandello the last few days but I wish I had spent more time in Rio.

If you are in Rio or planning a trip to Rio and wondering if you should come to Scandello, don't bother. It isn't worth the time or money. Just stay in Rio or come to Rio and make sure you visit the best and baddest putera in the world Centaurus!!

This is interesting as I'll be in Rio in a few weeks and staying within a very short walk to Centaurus. Did you end up checking out the other first line termas like Monte Carlo, Solarium and 4 x4 to compare them as well to Centaurus? I'm sure I'll take in at least one of these but from reports so far 4 x4 seems to be the one must visit.

[Anaggie]

Since I was in Rio for more than one night, I decided to try out Centaurus. The place that is comparable to or even better than Scandello.

And I have to say. Centaurus is definitely way better than Scandello. I was in SP and visited Scandello the last few days but I wish I had spent more time in Rio.

If you are in Rio or planning a trip to Rio and wondering if you should come to Scandello, don't bother. It isn't worth the time or money. Just stay in Rio or come to Rio and make sure you visit the best and baddest putera in the world — Centaurus!!

[Spidy]

As for Vag's posts, the sheer volume of them is going to produce the odd nugget of gold I am sure. That's if you can even make sense of what he is posting in the first place though, and honestly given his tastes for favella rats where he can maximize his "cost per fuck per minute" he is not the sort to be taking advice from lightly in what is a dangerous city. Half of it is a personal fantasy and brag session he thinks impresses people. If he could just tone it down a bit and speak like a human being he would get a far more favourable response from people and offer the value he says he is trying to provide. However it does not appear that value is what motivates him, instead its an endless life updates written in a way that only he can understand as he derails topic after topic handing out bad advice to people who often have only short trips into the country!..

Yes, well said, and I also share Hanzonamura, sentiments on the matter.

Well said. I often exit this thread because of this sole distraction. It's overwhelming. It would be ideal if a separate thread could be branched for his posts alone so as to bring sanity back to this one.

Yeah, years ago, to satisfy all parties and keep the sanctity of the thread, this use to be a common practice for those ISGers, that as WR says, have turned a thread / forum into a [b]"...personal masturbation session for their egos."[ / be].

[Mr Enternational]

I never used photoacompanhantes as I got the impression that many of the ads use fake photos or lies about their age. However you proved that the site ain't bad. Ninaa looks really nice.

LOL. Why do ISGers always have impressions about things they have not done or places they have not been? How many years have I been saying in here that I swear by the site? I am sure well over 10. Now all of a sudden RB uses the site for the first time and has a good time so it is proof that it ain't bad. Meu deus.

[Vagabundo1]

The opposite of love is not hate, it is apathy.

Some ISG members have told me that Ole Vagabundo has brought in lots of crypto monnaie for ISG!

Anyway, so prive girl comes over today. Lets see. Nano second by nano second. She arrives at 13 h41. I checked my watch.

Later, she would tell me I am wrong.

She gets in the shower. I sit on the bed. I have our fav porn going on 3 screens. I am at the same time trading. Tesla, owned by Elon Musk, stock options if you must know. She comes into the love chamber of doom. When she comes in, I am up for the day. She takes out the alcohol. The sting of alcohol on my dick is a turn on. It feels a little like torture, and we like talking about how we are going to torture our victims, as I am recruiting her to be one of my Kill Bill Uma Thurman samurai sword wielding knife fighters to slice of the appendages, Tarantino like, of our victims.

Anyway, we start with her sitting on my dick.

She lives in zona norte near jacare.

She is out of sorts. She has only gone to the prive once this week. She is beginning to get sick of it, getting fucked by 7 dicks a day. She prefers my dick, just my dick.

On, lets see at minute 23 and like 3453 nano seconds we switch to doggy. I drink self brewed iced tea made from megamatte.

I have been inside mostly during carnaval. Ann Amari, who is smart, says that she is scared of a new covid strain. I hated her for taking off due to rain and cheating me out of a few hours of fucking, until I saw a picture and video of water damage killing her smart TV in a favela. That is a threat, so am I as I am a DV risk. I mean, I carry lots of knives, I train muay Thai, I use hiking poles as improvised weapons. She was raised by a abusive father, a moto boy drug dealer. Yet she is smart, so I am helping her to be a work study student of journalism because she writes me poignant love letters.

So, I only get to 40 minutes of fucking, or like maybe 45.

Why do I track the minutes? Because it is heart zone training. I have done 30 Olympic triathlons and I used a system called heart zone training. I still have the spreadsheets. I had major surgery in 2023. My home government which may be that of the SWISS NAVY is supposed to pay for my medical bills, but really, I am on my own. Why? I saw covid as a WMD, a weapon of mass destruction event. I assessed that Rio de Janeiro was the safest place to be. And men in my own country are dying "deaths of despair" (there is a book).

Cardio whether from sex or muay Thai is like the only proven way to prevent the diseases from killing me.

So, smart asses, that is why.

So, at minute 50 we stop fucking.

Then we make food. I scoop out some acai. Prive girl likes it. I offer her some honey. The bottle is closed. She pries at the honey. I take out a leatherman skeletool and use the blade then the plyers to rip open the honey. She offers to make some salmon in the air fryer. She does. Or rather, she tries. She plugs in the rice cooker. Not the air fryer. So, I plug in the air fryer.

Now, I am kinda getting my fuck on. Again. So I tel her, cook the salmon *****, more or less. Like that's women's work you know from the old VFW post. You know how that goes.

So we finally eat some salmon. Then we fuck for another 20 minutes. That brings us up to 70 minutes. That is like junior varsity numbers, but I have not been doing muay thai in February. Later that night I go and finally do a muay thai session and my instructor credits my first payment of 100 r towards the next month. Most brazilians are very, very honest.

Really, I want a perfect woman, who does muay thai with me, who fixes my technology, but prive girl is there to fuck for a buck.

And she is good at it.

I should be grateful. I am, actually. I blow a load, all over her nice white ass.

We eat some more. Then we fuck again, and I can only manage another 10 or 15 minutes. I feel so weak! We had been hitting 120 minutes. But I am getting old. Some carpal tunnel syndrome on my left hand one of the fingers has a persistent fractured digit which is painful during muay thai a month later. Am I getting old?

So, we fight a little because after I stop fucking her finally, she is boom right into the shower, and I am like you arrived at 13 h41, and she is like, no, I arrived at 13 h30, and it is 16 h20 and I am showering and ubering away on a moto because your house is fucking dirty because my new apartment does not have daily cleaning. So, remember to look for that if you are apartment hunting.

What's the lyric, I got a wet pussy, I don't cook, I don't clean.

But I am a good person. She knows it. I give her 300, but no uber because I don't have change, you know, fuck PIX, fuck Brazil, no I don't want to give you every detail of my financial life so that fucking Be! Jing communists can fucking probe my accounts. Any fucking woman in Brazil who can afford to take a uber to you and is white and hot is being chased by like a dozen hundred dicks.

I mean, she and I get along really well. We like the same porn. Anne Amari who is 23 thinks I am a psycho, which I am, because I like kink.com porn. But she is good with my porn, we make compilations together.

I mean, she actually loves our porn.

Which means we actually have something that is pretty good.

Anyway, I hate this. I blow a load or two, I want her to fucking cook and wait on me, and organize our shit and go train muay Thai

Like, that will ever happen.

She gets the fuck out.

I order a separate uber, a car, because no fucking way am I riding on a moto. I go to the bradesco, I take out 2500 r. Then I walk to muay thai, getting my nice, new expensive dudalina shirt wet.

I show up at muay thai, and thank abraham and all of his descendants, I do 60 minutes of hard muay Thai

Then I go to the student dining hall with my real friends, 30 year old engineering students and 40 year old professors who will show up on a Sunday and move for free. Good dudes and women. I am not even disapointed that a ISG friend blew me off for sushi. Good food, good company.

Good fucking, good fighting, great day.

Now, why do I chronicle the nano seconds? Because that is my fucking life. I do put this into a document, a personal journal. That is the life of a Swiss navy sailor.

Selah.

Haha, what is going on here? I have not looked into this forum a while and all I see is a war against Vagabundo)) I agree that his posts are too long and barely readable. But on the other hand, you must give him that he has a lot of experience and poetic talent. A seperate section would be ideal I guess. One section for the short, on point hints. One for poetic waxing and funny longer stories.

[MistaTuta]

https://copacabanamassagem.com/ Managed to book her for a second time. This time in a hotel in Botafogo. She is really hot. Tall, beautiful face and nice fake tits. This time she let me fuck her. Blow my load two times: the first time she swallow my load and the second was a doggystyle. A little expensive but her body is worth it.

[Filho]

Haha, what is going on here? I have not looked into this forum a while and all I see is a war against Vagabundo)) I agree that his posts are too long and barely readable. But on the other hand, you must give him that he has a lot of experience and poetic talent. A seperate section would be ideal I guess. One section for the short, on point hints. One for poetic waxing and funny longer stories.

[Vagabundo1]

Most porn producers just use photoac.

I never used photoacompanhantes as I got the impression that many of the ads use fake photos or lies about their age. However you proved that the site ain't bad. Ninaa looks really nice.

[Sperto]

I had a nice session today with Ninaa from https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/a...rio-de-janeiro I've never used this site before even though it's been around a while. Yes there are some real losers on the site of all shapes and sizes but there are a few gems. This Ninaa 19 years old petite, no fat a nice tight little bucetta and very laid back and friendly, I will repeat.

I never used photoacompanhantes as I got the impression that many of the ads use fake photos or lies about their age. However you proved that the site ain't bad. Ninaa looks really nice.

[Rio Bob]

I had a nice session today with Ninaa from https://www.photoacompanhantes.com/a...rio-de-janeiro I've never used this site before even though it's been around a while. Yes there are some real losers on the site of all shapes and sizes but there are a few gems. This Ninaa 19 years old petite, no fat a nice tight little bucetta and very laid back and friendly, I will repeat.