Medellin Reports

[Knowledge]

Good to see you back here.

The immigration process exceeded three hours, during which I witnessed a number of unusual occurrences that seemed inconsistent with typical operations.

[AmorPorFavor]

Last time I arrived, I saw these three African-American men on the airplane, well built, in their 30's. They obviously work out at a gym often. They walked onto the plane carrying large carry-on bags without a problem and seemed ready to go down and have some real serious fun in Medellin. But when we landed and got to immigration, all three were in wheelchairs being pushed by staff. The immigration guys actually were looking at them quite annoyed. Guest what, after immigration they were magically healed and were picking up their luggage on their own and walking out to get a cab. Can't get more entitled than that, abusing the system to bypass the lines.

I wouldn't play games with immigration. They will get hip to that scam and you could end up in the back room getting the 3rd degree and then sent home. That happens. Those guys got lucky.

[Medclubber]

Went to La Isla for the last time; all the prices were crazy and the quality wasn't there.

If you go there expecting Sofia Vergara you might just as well stay in your hotel playing with your own Verga.

Nah I beg to differ, IMHO La Isla is THE place to be if you're looking for a 9 or a 10. Ok, sure if you really insist on a 10, it's hard, I managed to bang a 10 twice in La Isla and both times never saw these girls again, you really need to be lucky, but it IS possible. 9's are not that hard at all IMHO in La Isla, your best bet is to go Thursday or Friday, arrive at 11 PM. I'd be surprised if you can't find a 9, there should be severable on Thursday / Friday. Sure, sometimes it takes a bit of 'effort', girls can be taken, sit with a single client most of the night, so you might need to have some patience, but they are definitely there.

Other days like Saturdays it indeed might be harder to find a 9, but still most of the days there's at least one.

What I love about La Isla is that you can get a good idea of the girls' attitude if you sit a moment with her. I think that's the reason why I pretty much always have had great sex there with hot girls that could easily be (or in fact were) models.

[ShooBree]

Went to La Isla for the last time; all the prices were crazy and the quality wasn't there.

If you go there expecting Sofia Vergara you might just as well stay in your hotel playing with your own Verga.

I paid 20 mil for a cab from Parque Lleras, 40 mil to get back.

I started with my regular Vodka&Red Bull, 110 mil, and paid 70 mil for a Vodka&OJ.

The girls asked for 600 mil for 40 minutes in the club, one wanted 1 million and another one wanted 1.2 million to go back to my hotel.

So those were the prices, to me it's a stripclub, I saw some guys with their girlfriends there. It is not the place to get laid. La Isla is more expensive than the clubs back in Spain and the quality of the girls is a little bit better in Spain. I would easily be down to pay the prices in Isla if they could back it up with quality.

I managed to get laid anyways, found a pretty young brown girl in Parque Lleras, 23 years, she asked for 400 but quickly came down to a more reasonable level when she noticed that I was about to leave.

I really liked her brown eyes, perfect skin, natural body and light brown skin color.

I asked her if she had any Burundanga, she said that she didn't and wouldn't drug me. Good enough for me, it was free to get her to my room but the next visitor will cost me over 400 mil, I guess I will have to go somewhere else tomorrow.

She was a nice girl, beautiful Colombian girl next door without any children or nasty surprises when the clothes came off.

Good sex, kissing, a little deep throating.

Only bad thing was that she wouldn't suck me without a condom on. But that has been experience with most Colombian girls.

Oh well, tomorrow I will go to Fase 2 and maybe Gusto.

BTW, Parque Lleras truly becomes Whormageddon after midnight and it's impossible to not get offered cocaine every 50 meters even earlier in the day. Most of the Colombian people are incredibly friendly and helpful, I just wish they would do something regarding the coke slangers.

[ToastMonger269]

This is 100% AI.

Looks like AI to me. What is up with the girl in red, what happened to her legs, what exactly is she sitting on? Look at the girl in green. Does she have only 1 leg? If she has 2, her right leg must be uncomfortably folded up underneath her.

[KeviKev68]

The immigration process exceeded three hours, during which I witnessed a number of unusual occurrences that seemed inconsistent with typical operations.

I am injured. It only takes 5 minutes to get through a long immigration line. They take you to a special lane it saves me a lot grief.

[Naked Gunz]

Colombia distinguishes itself as an exceptionally cost-effective destination for sourcing local ingredients. In my experience, it is one of the few regions where high-quality proteins are remarkably affordable; for instance, I was able to purchase 15 lbs of oxtail for under $6 USD. This single purchase provided enough sustenance for several days of meals, highlighting the country's impressive value for self-catering travelers.

Starchy diet IMO. You have the typical CO meal there with potato, rice and beans on the same plate. Minimal veggies are given anywhere. I'm here for the puddy, not the food. Thailand has the best food-period.

[MongerHunger]

AA Plane shot in Colombia, possibly while landing at Medellin Airport.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews...3fid=130468155

[PolloNegro]

Last time I arrived, I saw these three African-American men on the airplane, well built, in their 30's. They obviously work out at a gym often. They walked onto the plane carrying large carry-on bags without a problem and seemed ready to go down and have some real serious fun in Medellin. But when we landed and got to immigration, all three were in wheelchairs being pushed by staff. The immigration guys actually were looking at them quite annoyed. Guest what, after immigration they were magically healed and were picking up their luggage on their own and walking out to get a cab. Can't get more entitled than that, abusing the system to bypass the lines.

The immigration process exceeded three hours, during which I witnessed a number of unusual occurrences that seemed inconsistent with typical operations.

[PolloNegro]

Why not have both? Honestly, I think the Medellin food culture has gotten so good that I would probably still return just for the food and the countryside. The exchange rate makes it possible to have some amazing restaurant experiences that in the United States would simply be not possible on a frequent basis.

One lesson I've learned from my time on this board is that everyone has an opinion on the 'correct' way to live. However, the economic reality speaks for itself. If enjoying high-quality, affordable food is a fault, then most of us are 'guilty. '

​The cost of living in Colombia remains a major draw. Anyone claiming the price gap has closed likely hasn't stepped into a USA Grocery store lately; your budget goes significantly further here. I value the culture and the family-centric environment, and like many of us, I'm here because Colombia offers a quality of life—and a social scene—that is hard to match elsewhere. At the end of the day, the beautiful women on an affordable rate, is the real reason we are here!

[Huacho]

Last time I arrived, I saw these three African-American men on the airplane, well built, in their 30's. They obviously work out at a gym often. They walked onto the plane carrying large carry-on bags without a problem and seemed ready to go down and have some real serious fun in Medellin. But when we landed and got to immigration, all three were in wheelchairs being pushed by staff. The immigration guys actually were looking at them quite annoyed. Guest what, after immigration they were magically healed and were picking up their luggage on their own and walking out to get a cab. Can't get more entitled than that, abusing the system to bypass the lines.

Yeah, that really sucks. I am old enough to use the special line, but I don't. If and when I actually need it, I will. But although I am over 65 there is nothing wrong with me to where I can't stand in line like everybody else.

[DiscoverFL]

Upon returning to Colombia, I encountered significant delays with the immigration process. After landing at 9:00 PM, the processing time took over three hours, and I was unable to exit the airport until 12:15 AM. The experience highlighted some substantial inefficiencies in the current arrival procedures.

Last time I arrived, I saw these three African-American men on the airplane, well built, in their 30's. They obviously work out at a gym often. They walked onto the plane carrying large carry-on bags without a problem and seemed ready to go down and have some real serious fun in Medellin. But when we landed and got to immigration, all three were in wheelchairs being pushed by staff. The immigration guys actually were looking at them quite annoyed. Guest what, after immigration they were magically healed and were picking up their luggage on their own and walking out to get a cab. Can't get more entitled than that, abusing the system to bypass the lines.

[DonCarlos1234]

Why do guys travel overseas for a regular massage when you can get that in the USA? Just fuck pussy overseas and get a massage in USA.

For $50 in Medellin the hottest girls like to say they are "massage therapists" but no insertions. Reality is if you "respect" them enough. Often the massage is as good as full on sex. Girls like to make the massage as the warm up. I used to tell them, "I didn't fly thousands of miles for a massage" then a girl in Brazil said "shall we make a mess?" and dumped a bottle of oil on us. Then slid her entire body all over me, not using her hands as much as her body. . I changed my mind about massages. It depends on the girl and wtf she wants to do. No I'm not gay.

[KeviKev68]

Why do guys travel overseas for a regular massage when you can get that in the USA? Just fuck pussy overseas and get a massage in USA.

They were doing massages in Lleras Park when I was there a few weeks ago. If you want a better one they can come to your place. I don't do it because sex is cheaper.

[GringoLoko]

Why not have both? Honestly, I think the Medellin food culture has gotten so good that I would probably still return just for the food and the countryside. The exchange rate makes it possible to have some amazing restaurant experiences that in the United States would simply be not possible on a frequent basis.

Idk I learned how to put the fork down and not eat everything. Food doesn't impress me, probably a lot of fat guys here for food as I see from pics these guys post.