Puerto Vallarta

[Rockower]

Did you get any lap dances at any of these places? What do they charge? Worth it, not worth it? Your report is lacking any details on what you did at these clubs! LOL.

My experience in PV is you don't really do lap dances, rather you buy a drink for the girl and she will sit with you. In most cases she will sit on your lap, do a lap dance, allow a lot of touching, etc. Until the drink is finished. Of course you can extend your time with more drinks. It can get way more intimate than in US clubs, though fairly public. I know some guys just want to get to sex, but personally I think it is worth the $25-$40 for 20 minutes of companionship. I would buy a drink or two to see if the chemistry was there before moving on. If you want to have sex with a girl you ask the waiter how much and they'll tell you a rate for 30 or 60 minutes. Usually they'll try and upsell drinks and tell you if you buy this drink or that drink the time will be extended. By the way I don't speak Spanish, I'm sure the deals and options are way better if you do speak it.

If you go enough to a club you can get to know the waiters or manages. If they learn your type that can go a long way. I used to have a waiter who would text me when I was in town letting me know if someone I had seen before and liked was in, or if there were new girls I'd like were in. Of course if like a particular girl, and she likes you, other options can become available.

[Ctytek]

Did you get any lap dances at any of these places? What do they charge? Worth it, not worth it? Your report is lacking any details on what you did at these clubs! LOL.

We live here and went to Aquah and Topanko last night (Friday night). Hit Aquah just before 10 pm, it was very quiet. When 10 pm hit they must have dropped a bus load of girls off, It went from sleepy to a banger. A great variety of fun girls, we had a good time. Was told that sex is 4500 mxn (about $250 usd) for 30 minutes, that's steep. Drinks for girls started at $450 mxn ($26 usd each, ouch). The place is oldish inside and the management runs a very tight ship. You can see this in operation and in the way that the girls act. Not good, not bad, just an observation. We rolled out around 11 or 1130 and went to Topanko. Topanko is always the best club in PV. The place was busy when we arrived and our host took care of us as usual. Great variety of girls and some real smokeshows. We ended up getting an order to go and probably left around 330. The girls love to have fun there!

[Ctytek]

Any tried one of the paraditas who stand around Guatemala in 5 de December. Starting 1-2 blocks from the ocean? At around sunset time, there are quite a few of them. Most are not much to look at, but I've seen 1 or 2 semi cute ones. They ask 500 pesos, who knows what it includes.

Anyone has any experience with them?

[Bacon82]

Aquah, Candy O, King George. This was few years back. All were good. Prices were about 200 hhr area if I recall. Drinks were reasonable. Only one place tried to pad my bill. I went early so selection was small but I found a dime piece each place. Pretty sure King George is still around. They are open during day too.

We live here and went to Aquah and Topanko last night (Friday night). Hit Aquah just before 10 pm, it was very quiet. When 10 pm hit they must have dropped a bus load of girls off, It went from sleepy to a banger. A great variety of fun girls, we had a good time. Was told that sex is 4500 mxn (about $250 usd) for 30 minutes, that's steep. Drinks for girls started at $450 mxn ($26 usd each, ouch). The place is oldish inside and the management runs a very tight ship. You can see this in operation and in the way that the girls act. Not good, not bad, just an observation. We rolled out around 11 or 1130 and went to Topanko. Topanko is always the best club in PV. The place was busy when we arrived and our host took care of us as usual. Great variety of girls and some real smokeshows. We ended up getting an order to go and probably left around 330. The girls love to have fun there!

[TomTraubert]

Which stripclubs bro? Give us some real intel please. Or PM me. Thanks.

Aquah, Candy O, King George. This was few years back. All were good. Prices were about 200 hhr area if I recall. Drinks were reasonable. Only one place tried to pad my bill. I went early so selection was small but I found a dime piece each place. Pretty sure King George is still around. They are open during day too.

[Artisttyp]

Ok which one of you guys is it?

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[Ctytek]

I went here twice and saw a new girl, who is not as cute but did the job really well. Base massage is 550 for an hour and you negotiate extras, which were all reasonable to me.

Can you post some details about what you negotiated for those extras? You mentioned "no oral", was covered full service an option? What's the going rate?

[Vitrea]

I frequent here for reasons other than for the hobby. But I partake in light fun and I always report with updates of my experience. Where I live, I can't bring them home and I have not found anyone hot enough to make it worth going through the trouble of renting a motel for a couple of hours. Because of this, I focus more on Massage places and strip clubs.

I went to the place on Insurgentes that was mentioned below, and I posted a note about it.

Next day, I went to Delight Massage. You can look this up on Google Maps. There are a few massage places located in this old, half empty mall in the Villa Vallarta building / mall complex. Maybe it's my luck, but I almost always find at least one cute and friendly one here. I lucked out and I ran into one of the sweetest and cutest Massage girls in my recent memory in PVR. 21. Amazing tits, feminine figure, cute face and smile. The massage itself was quite good. Everything was on the menu except oral. That was a strict no and one has to respect that.

There are a total of five or six massage places in this entire mall and three of them are right next to each other. I do not want to post the name of the girl on the open forum but I'll be happy to pm those who regularly contribute. I went here twice and saw a new girl, who is not as cute but did the job really well. Base massage is 550 for an hour and you negotiate extras, which were all reasonable to me.

I also went into Topanko stripclub Tuesday night and ended up with a fun experience. I'm quite experienced with the strip club routine and have learned over the years on how to manage the aggressive waiters. I almost universally refuse the girl drinks. Guys drinks at reasonably priced with 100 peso vodka, soda lime, which is not bad at all. Soon after I order my drink, I give the Waiter a small early tip, say hundred pesos and describe the girl type that I like and ask him to bring the girls. I also tell him not to pressure me to buy the girl drinks, but I also don't waste their time. If I like a girl, I immediately take her to the 10 minute Private dance, which is 417 (yes! 417) pesos. Not bad for 10 minutes of constant grinding, but also gives me a test drive opportunity to see if the girl is worth going up with. For me money is better spent this way than paying for a girl drink. You touch and fondle and girls were cool with half their tits in my mouth. Mind you, I go to clubs super clean, soft comfy clothes, mouth wash, chewing gum, deodorant and light perfume. I try not to give any repulsive vibes.

I took two girls for Private dancing and the second one rocked it. She had no problem with little Johnny being out and almost made me 'happy". The first one did a decent job, but the second one certainly deserved a tip in exchange for the number. Again, PM me for the name, but I will only reply to regular contributors.

[Bacon82]

Which stripclubs bro? Give us some real intel please. Or PM me. Thanks.

The best strip club in PV is Topanko. It's not cheap and they will run your tab up as much as you let them, but you're not going to find hotter women. Best bet is to go for a couple of hours, get some numbers and follow up with the girls later for reduced rates.

[Bacon82]

Check bars along the malecon after 6 PM. I spotted women hang out, talk among themselves, but obviously looking to be picked up.

Also check Sr Frog downtown, hundreds young girls hang out and party. Keep talking to them. You will make friends.

Senior Frogs closed a few weeks ago. The low season is here and the malecon is very quiet right now. Many people swear by Andale's in Zona Romantica for the singles scene.

[Bacon82]

Things are Changing.

I had boots on ground for a few weeks, man it was rough, seeking had some okay options but nothing like it used to have. Tinder was a joke. Every girl that was worth fucking wanted 5-6 k pesos. Shit used to be 2. 5 to 3 k. This spot is burned from my list. I smash a few and even had a 3 some before I flew my favorite light skinned skinny girl out from Cancun for the entire last week of the trip. All she needed was $700 for the week(she likes me) I spoiled her ass though. She's a little nympho, Let's me "document" our adventures and is just overall a blast to be with. Heading down that way next. The girls I did fuck, 2 came from seeking and the 3 some was from PV playmates. All 7/8's but pricey as hell. Trip was fun though, got what I came for, even if I had to fly some of it out.

The low season is here and girls all over the area are hurting for business, deals are everywhere. On Seeking I'm finding that prices are around $2000 to $5000 with $3000 to $4000 being the norm. Tinder is more around $3000 on average. I know a place where prices run from $1500 to $3000, taxi included. Negotiate prices, the girls all are looking for work.

[Captain Solo]

Check bars along the malecon after 6 PM. I spotted women hang out, talk among themselves, but obviously looking to be picked up.

Also check Sr Frog downtown, hundreds young girls hang out and party. Keep talking to them. You will make friends.

[Vitrea]

Thank you for the excellent directions. They were perfect. I had very similar experience to yours. I took the one hour hoping for a decent massage, which was disappointing. She tried to stop after HJ but I nicely and sweetly reminded her that we still have 20 minutes. She complied with a half ass massage. I would go back if I am in the mood for a release. Full nude is rare in PV. So this is a good find for those looking for that.

Saw this little place (seems to be nameless) yesterday but was accompanied so couldn't partake at the time. 2 young cute babes out front. Got a brief hall pass and checked it out today. It's on Insurgentes next to some realtor called The View. South of Rio Cuale, go past El Pechugon and then Pollo Feliz and stay on the right. I did a 30 minute nude massage for 1500. The girl was cute and bubbly and even did a reasonable rubdown. The HJ was pretty standard and I had her pay extra attention to the boys. No issues with me playing with her pussy but didn't try to insert. There were more options on the menu but got what I wanted and headed back to the hotel. Considering some of the recent notes about old women and high prices, this spot would look to be a decent alternative.

Stay safe but horny.

TT.

[CarlosW1]

I'm personally acquainted with a working girl who has a bunch of friends who also work in the industry. She has a business-oriented mindset. I have yet to get overt permission to share her contact information, but if you are interested, I can ask, and I imagine she will be quite receptive. 2,500 pesos an hour inside PVR, or discounts on multiple hours. If you need an outcall to a place way outside the city like San Pancho, It's going to be more than double that. Multiple girls are also available If desired, And they can also do group events if you want, Like bachelor parties. She's very accommodating, and like I said I don't think she will mind, but you'll need to reach out to me privately for me to attempt the process.

I am interested!

[CarlosW1]

I'm personally acquainted with a working girl who has a bunch of friends who also work in the industry. She has a business-oriented mindset. I have yet to get overt permission to share her contact information, but if you are interested, I can ask, and I imagine she will be quite receptive. 2,500 pesos an hour inside PVR, or discounts on multiple hours. If you need an outcall to a place way outside the city like San Pancho, It's going to be more than double that. Multiple girls are also available If desired, And they can also do group events if you want, Like bachelor parties. She's very accommodating, and like I said I don't think she will mind, but you'll need to reach out to me privately for me to attempt the process.

I am interested! How we do this.