Lisbon

[Xnxx1]

But I'm used to a really high degree of success with virtually no fails. I'm talking 11 times a triumph out of the 11 girls I pick. I'm not willing to put up with bloody, fishy smelling pussy or fake pics and ass odor to score a mere 55% of the time. Now, if "all the rest of you" Lisbon mongers are satisfied with putting up with that to score a quality piece of ass, then have at it. Do your worst! I'll be saving my time and money for what works for me. And that's not pursuing online hoors in Portugal! I respect your choice. Please be respectful of mine.

I agree with your sentiment. Why is why the black tie club seemed so promising. Did you explore it again? I'm going to have a Saturday. Tueday nights at my disposal and would love to investigate.

[Mongerer88]

Not sure what the hit / miss percentage is on the local board. The ladies with the consistent high review scores are certainly less than 50 percent of the total reviews, and a smaller percentage than that of the total escort advertisers.

It certainly isn't a perfect system, but as governments worldwide actively discourage meeting points and published-address large incall facilities, it is often what you get in many countries.

Of course, using lists has inherent drawbacks. It favors the relatively older ladies since it takes a while for a lady to get reviews. And it raises prices, since a lady with a lot of favorable reviews tends to charge more, and new entrants start their pricing at a higher level. The exact opposite of a club, where the fresh-faced older teen immediately attracts attention and offers.

And of course, we all need the guys who try unreviewed ladies to see if they are high performers.

The review and lists system is an imperfect system, but in a lot of countries, it is the best that can be done.

[Muadib69]

But I'm used to a really high degree of success with virtually no fails. I'm talking 11 times a triumph out of the 11 girls I pick. I'm not willing to put up with bloody, fishy smelling pussy or fake pics and ass odor to score a mere 55% of the time. Now, if "all the rest of you" Lisbon mongers are satisfied with putting up with that to score a quality piece of ass, then have at it. Do your worst! I'll be saving my time and money for what works for me. And that's not pursuing online hoors in Portugal! I respect your choice. Please be respectful of mine.

I do both SP and LX on regular basis, SP is amazing but you have to live and enjoy yourself when not there.

Lisbon is trouble free not ilegal that is a big pro for me and has brazillian girls.

[The Cane]

It's no sweat bro! I guess I want to say it's not so much the hobby experience but more that I just really enjoyed my time in Portugal as a regular tourist.

With this I agree 1,000%!

[Zeyto]

Please understand that this is not intended to be some sort of slight against you in anyway, or against anyone who likes to monger in Portugal. Everybody's wants and needs are different, and it's great you liked mongering here enough to want to return to do that. Thanks again for telling us about your own personal experiences mongering in Lisbon in a well-written report that was an interesting read! I hope I can do a good job in my own way.

It's no sweat bro! I guess I want to say it's not so some much the hobby experience but more that I just really enjoyed my time in Portugal as a regular tourist. The hobby experience was just the extra cherry on top. I also get what you're saying on the success rate and stuff but I kinda enjoy the finding diamonds in the rough approach to the hobby. I think Dubai is my biggest culprit in that fact. I know I can just text the women I've already met there and I know I will have a great time. But finding those gems like those Persian women that let me hit it bare and make videos out of it is such a thrill it makes want to try it again and again. But again I get where you're coming from and appreciate it.

[The Cane]

Don't you think you psyche yourself out with escorts with your glass half-empty outlook? The rest of us are marveling at the 3 to 4 top-notch escorts that the great scout Zeyto found, and you are focusing on the seven not to see.

But I'm used to a really high degree of success with virtually no fails. I'm talking 11 times a triumph out of the 11 girls I pick. I'm not willing to put up with bloody, fishy smelling pussy or fake pics and ass odor to score a mere 55% of the time. Now, if "all the rest of you" Lisbon mongers are satisfied with putting up with that to score a quality piece of ass, then have at it. Do your worst! I'll be saving my time and money for what works for me. And that's not pursuing online hoors in Portugal! I respect your choice. Please be respectful of mine.

[Mongerer88]

Don't you think you psyche yourself out with escorts with your glass half-empty outlook?

The rest of us are marveling at the 3 to 4 top-notch escorts that the great scout Zeyto found, and you are focusing on the seven not to see.

Most ISG guys are in Lisbon for two or three days. If this board gives them twenty solid recommendations to choose from, that is what they are looking for.

Zeyto, thanks for your great report! I was in Lisbon the same time as you, and I'm still here. I won't be hooking up with any escorts here, because the whole scene just doesn't work for me, and it looks like I dodged a real bullet with Ariel. I had her on my list and decided to scratch her, as I ended up doing for all of them I researched LOL! Your report conjures up all of the reasons why I typically hate the whole escort or call girl experience. You show up and you're concerned whether the place will be clean (why I focused on outcall to my hotel only). If it is, then is it even the same girl in the pics? If that test is passed, then does she even look like her pics, or is she 30 or more pounds heavier! What's she hiding that you can't see in the pictures? The poor performance, the fishy and bloody pussy, and the ass odor! The outrageous prices that these sketchy, skanky tutes wanted to charge me for outcall. I would note that you rated 45% of your sessions at a 6 or lower. That's approaching 50% of your sessions rated less than a 7, and for me that would be totally unacceptable. I absolutely love Brazil (my favorite place to monger) and Brazilian women, but I think I will wait until I'm back in Brazil where I can monger how I like, and where I have a winning session virtually 100% of the time using my proven techniques and methods in that country. It's the only place where I have used online escort sites and been consistently pleased with the results..

[The Cane]

Hey everyone, it's been a week since I got back from Lisbon, so I've finally been able to settle down and write my reviews. I thank everyone here that has suggested some ladies here and appreciate the help. I pretty much went off the beaten path and picked women that caught my eye or were nearby my hotel instead of more reviewed women. I'm going to try to keep this short and sweet and everyone is in order of visit.

3. Ariel 4/10..

Zeyto, thanks for your great report! I was in Lisbon the same time as you, and I'm still here. I won't be hooking up with any escorts here, because the whole scene just doesn't work for me, and it looks like I dodged a real bullet with Ariel. I had her on my list and decided to scratch her, as I ended up doing for all of them I researched LOL! Your report conjures up all of the reasons why I typically hate the whole escort or call girl experience. You show up and you're concerned whether the place will be clean (why I focused on outcall to my hotel only). If it is, then is it even the same girl in the pics? If that test is passed, then does she even look like her pics, or is she 30 or more pounds heavier! What's she hiding that you can't see in the pictures? The poor performance, the fishy and bloody pussy, and the ass odor! The outrageous prices that these sketchy, skanky tutes wanted to charge me for outcall. I would note that you rated 45% of your sessions at a 6 or lower. That's approaching 50% of your sessions rated less than a 7, and for me that would be totally unacceptable. I absolutely love Brazil (my favorite place to monger) and Brazilian women, but I think I will wait until I'm back in Brazil where I can monger how I like, and where I have a winning session virtually 100% of the time using my proven techniques and methods in that country. It's the only place where I have used online escort sites and been consistently pleased with the results. I'm glad you had a good time and would return. I, on the other hand, will not be returning to Portugal for the specific purpose of mongering ever. My full report to come after I get back home. Please understand that this is not intended to be some sort of slight against you in anyway, or against anyone who likes to monger in Portugal. Everybody's wants and needs are different, and it's great you liked mongering here enough to want to return to do that. Thanks again for telling us about your own personal experiences mongering in Lisbon in a well-written report that was an interesting read! I hope I can do a good job in my own way.

[Zeyto]

Hey everyone, it's been a week since I got back from Lisbon, so I've finally been able to settle down and write my reviews. I thank everyone here that has suggested some ladies here and appreciate the help. I pretty much went off the beaten path and picked women that caught my eye or were nearby my hotel instead of more reviewed women. I'm going to try to keep this short and sweet and everyone is in order of visit.

1. Constanca Sampaio 11/10.

https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/esco...77/?list=nsx7k

First off Constanca was hands the best sex I had in Lisbon. She is a certified PSE freak with BBBJDT and rimming that I didn't even have to ask for. She can take an anal pounding like no other in multiple positions. My obvious issues were of course that the pictures didn't even match but I think she looked better than the pictures she used. She is a curvy natural Portuguese woman that made up for fake pics in performance and enthusiasm. Saw her twice and would definitely repeat when I go back. Speaks good English. 200€/ h.

2. Alice 10/10.

https://gostosas.pt/escort/alice-33

https://www.portuas.com/acompanhante...uente-id-qcwep

She is Brazilian and the second woman I saw which was also a great time. The videos on Portuas are her for sure with some great MM tits and great ass. She also gave a great BBBJDT and she loved to DFK. Open to multiple positions and was able to take an anal pounding in the spoon position. Wish I could have seen her again but she had to take a break for family. Needed a translator. 200€/ h.

3. Ariel 4/10.

https://mulheresvip.net/acompanhantes/lisboa/ariel

https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhan...beaumonte-9542

My third visit is where I actually had my first disappointing experience in Lisbon. She is also Brazilian and is definitely the woman in the pictures but it looked like she just woke up and got some bags under her eyes. Tried to the lighten the mood with DATY which she was getting wet from but once it was time for her to reciprocate the BBBJ was average at best. Cover on and went to doggy where I got the funky smell while hitting it. I pretty much cut it short and left, she gets a 4 because of performance and seemed like she was going through the motions but at least the pictures matched. Needed a translator. 150€/ h.

4. Anitta 10/10.

https://mulheresvip.net/acompanhante.../anitta-morena

Next up was Anitta and she definitely made up for Ariel's lackluster performance. The video is definitely her and she too is Brazilian. She was very hospitable after entering her place. She is an older woman in her early 40's but still looks amazing and her performance was top notch. She is incredibly fit with only her tits being MM but her ass was nice and perky. She gave a great BBBJDT and loved to DFK too, multiple positions allowed and same as Alice doing anal in the spoon position. Spoke okay English. 150€/ h.

5. Ines Estrela 7/10.

https://gostosas.pt/escort/sofia-brasil

https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhan...s-estrela-8909

Ines is another Brazilian I saw in Lisbon and the video is the closest representation and I believe the pictures in the beach is her but she has a whole lot of tattoos. Obvious MM tits and ass with some possible work done on her stomach. Was open to LFK, DATY and a BBBJ and could take a pounding in multiple positions. Then went into anal in the spoon position before switching to doggy which was a site to behold with her big ass. She gets a 7 because of the body work and I started to get the smell from the anal pounding. Needed a translator. 170€/ h.

6. Maya 6/10.

Maya, I found on Gostosas but can't locate her ad anymore. Another Brazilian woman who was young and cute but was petite with amazing natural perky DD tits with big areolas but no ass which was a bummer. Open to LFK, BBBJ, DATY and anal in the spoon position. She got tired from the regular and anal sex, so I wasn't able to finish and so she got a 6 in performance. Speaks good English. 200€/ h.

7. Karol Montenegro 5/10.

https://gostosas.pt/escort/karol-montenegro

https://www.portuas.com/acompanhante...ar-me-id-a2fhx

https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhan...ontenegro-9035

Geez another Brazilian woman here in Lisbon LOL. Decided for a late-night romp and saw she was available. Videos on the sites match but she looked a little more tired just like Ariel. No kissing was offered and I didn't want to DATY, BBBJ was available but wasn't really good. Same like Ariel just going through the motions. Tried to finish in anal doggy but just wasn't feeling her so I cut it short too. Needed a translator. 200€/ h.

8. Tifane Sampaio 9/10.

https://escortslisbon.com/TifaneSampaio

Finally, another Portuguese woman, damn. Originally found her ad on Gostosas but can't find it anymore but was lucky to find it on another ad site. None of the pictures or videos was her and I should have honestly left but took a chance and was pleased with the outcome for the most part. She looked mid 20's and had a very petite natural body that I could just pick up with 1 arm. Open to DFK and started off with DATY that got her wet and she reciprocated with a great BBBJDT after. Cover on and damn is she one of the tightest women I have ever felt, moreso than even some Thai girls in Bangkok. I managed to finish in MISH and then take a shower. My one problem I had was that there was a guy in apartment and I could hear him talking in the other room. Again, I should have left but the little head won out. All's well that end well, I guess. Needed a translator. 150€/ h.

9. Lara 7. 5/10.

https://www.classificadosx.net/pt/an...abadinho-c-fim

Lara was recommended here by Mongerer88 and I appreciate it! Pictures on the site are her. She has great long legs and natural breasts that she kept saying wanted to make bigger. Took a shower then went to lie down on the floor mattress. Started off with DFK and she made her way down for a BBBDT which was a top-notch performance. Cover on and started with her on top and then to MISH, this is where I got the dreaded fish smell. I stopped and told her to finish with more BBBJ which ended with CIM that she spit out. Average back massage and I was out after showering. Would have gotten rated higher but that damn smell. Speaks great English. 200€/ h.

10. Mia 1/10.

https://gostosas.pt/escort/mia-onfo4v

The last day of my 8-day trip, this is where I pretty much got tired of researching profiles and just looked for someone close by in Picoas. Found a Brazilian again, as usual pictures didn't match and damn what a shit show. Got to her place and as I was getting in the elevator a food delivery guy came in too. Lo and behold, he was delivering food to her which was awkward while I was waiting outside the door with him. Got into the apartment after and took a quick shower. Asked for an hour with anal which was agreed. No kissing whatsoever and then asked for a BBBJ but told me she had cut which okay thanks for telling me. CBJ was terrible and then went into doggy and after 2 pumps I see blood. Told me she on her period, are kidding me. I took some money back and I left as she slammed the door on me. Needed a translator. 80€/15.

11. Yolanda Cadenna 6/10.

https://mulheresvip.net/acompanhante...olanda-cadenna

Decided to text her after the shit show with Mia and to be honest she wasn't much better. Last Brazilian of the trip and I think I'm tired of them for the rest of the year. Pictures are her 100% and everything is MM and been worked on to some extent. BBL which didn't look good with her skinny legs, work done on the stomach area but her tits are some of the finest works I've ever felt. Managed to get in and she too ordered food that she had to go back out to get. Took a shower while she got the food and again went through the motions. No kissing, lackluster BBBJ, cover on and did her on top and then finished in doggy. I took a shower then left, nothing much else. Needed a translator. 160€/ h.

So, for my first trip to Lisbon, it was a decent trip. Should I have contacted more reviewed ladies? Probably but where is the fun in finding a few gems. A few things I noticed was women tend to always make me wait like 5-10 minutes outside before I get into their place. The average rate for an hour was like 150€ with anal being an extra 50€. If they say the speak English it is mostly a lie, so download Portuguese in Google Translate. Should probably ask for a video call or video saying the date or name to verify. Other than that I had a decent time and will definitely return.

[Harry1217]

I've just returned from a last-minute short trip due to some unexpected free time. Overall, it wasn't great but that's mainly my fault due to not contacting any ladies prior to arriving and a bit of bad luck (i'd recommend touching base with those you wish to see in the week before arrival).

The overall quality of ladies at Escort Privada appears to be lower than in previous years. However, ladies come and go regularly and it could just be a temporary thing (if you check next month it may be better! Nevertheless, the average experiences this time made me realise just how good past encounters were.

I rolled the dice and met with some unreviewed ladies. Not something I'the particularly recommend but I shall be visiting Lisbon again soon and was happy to take more of a risk.

Leticia Soares.

https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhan...ia-soares-9226

An incall at 120 for the hour. Her apartadox profile is really flattering and facially I wasn't at all attracted to her. Was kept waiting beyond agreed time. The service was nothing special either (came across inexperienced) but I found it difficult to get excited which didn't help. She does appear to offer the full range of services, although I told her I didn't want kissing when she kept trying. Functional apartment which does the job. In hindsight, I should have walked upon entering the flat and simply told her that she isn't my type. Managed to converse in English but it was hard work.

Ingrid Martins.

https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhan...d-martins-9566

Very new lady from brasiliera. This was an incall at 120 for the hour. Was kept waiting beyond agreed time. She's naturally pretty but hadn't made much effort with her appearance and had spots all over her bum. Her breath also wasn't that fresh. However, she is super friendly and really aims to please. I didn't try for anal but everything else was on the menu and she was very enthusiastic about it. The premises, however, reminded me why I much prefer outcalls to my hotel; it was perfectly clean but had a very dark and dated thecor. Bathroom was also very small. Her English is almost non-existent despite being listed on her profile.

Vera Santos (Escort Privada).

She arrived 20 minutes later than the agreed time, which wasn't a great start. Overall, I'the give this meet a neutral (6/10? In terms of looks and service, she's a bit below someone like Viviane Miller but she's attractive enough with fairly big natural breasts. Her service however is too passive. The blowjob lacked strength it got better when I told her but tapered off again, so I had to keep directing her. I couldn't CIM when it's normally not a problem. She does provide her listed services but wasn't particularly enthusiastic about anything.

Camila Santos (Escort Privada).

This was better than the meet with Vera. She's a girl next door type (breasts on the small side) and pleasant enough. Her service was good. She doesn't provide CIM but the blowjob was good, and she kissed passionately. She was happy with any position during vaginal penetration. I don't regret meeting her but still left without that 'wow' factor I've had from some EP ladies in the past and won't rush to book her again.

Catarina Pimentel.

https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhante-de-luxo-catarina-pimentel-9065

An incall at 200 for the hour. This was the most expensive lady I met with for an incall (indeed her rates were higher than anyone else I contacted). She wanted 250 for an incall, reduced to 200 without anal. Outcalls were 400 + uber, reduced to 300 + uber without anal. Also wanted a deposit of 50 for outcalls. A combination of her being very persuasive with the messages, together with me taking a liking to her pictures, lead to me meeting her. I think she's around 30 and she has a slightly fuller body but I liked her. I enjoyed the meet but I think there may be an element of YMMV with her. She may have to really click with you to provide a decent service it shouldn't be that way but that's the feeling I got. I don't know whether CIM is on the menu as I came inside the condom during vaginal penetration, but she gave me the full suite of services. English limited but she understood my gestures easily. Would I return? - probably not at these rates but i had a good time.

I learnt a lot from this rushed and disorganised trip:

1) The Escort Privada ('EP') messaging operators lack professionalism at times. I was met with some rude and unfriendly messages when attempting to schedule suitable times for a booking. The idea of being protected by an agency booking if something goes wrong, may not be true with EP. Hasn't put me off them completely but I will look elsewhere first.

2) Some EP ladies have asked the messaging operators to obtain your ethnicity prior to accepting a booking. I had no issues but I'm guessing they may not be seeing certain ethnicities.

3) It appears to be common practice for the ladies to turn up late on outcalls and keep you waiting on incalls. Annoying but we need to accept it. It only irritates me now if I feel it's deliberate.

4) English advertised on profiles can be misleading (sometimes non-existent in reality).

5) I contacted 14 different ladies and average incall rates worked out at around 140.120 was most common but a few were asking for 150-200 and Catarina Pimentel wanted 250. Outcall quotes averaged 230 and were generally 200-250 (most ladies wanted extra for uber).

6) Do as much research as you can. Apartadox, for example, may not show the face on some ads but you can find it on other sites.

As an aside, I saw a number of beautiful black ladies walking around the city and was so tempted to strike conversation!

I look forward to my next trip.

[Mongerer88]

The name of the one in the link that stopped working only after I posted it is Thais Mello. Anyone have any background info on her?

Went back 15 pages on the local board and found nothing. For similar looks / ages, the following have good reviews:

https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhan...a-camille-9312

https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhan...y-freitas-7397

https://www.apartadox.com/acompanhan...ly-alonso-7001

https://escortprivada.com/escort/clara-mendes/

Clara's reviews are a bit mixed, but several different American tourists have loved her. Maybe she does her best with them.

[The Cane]

Does anyone have any reviews on these women? I've searched this thread, and I haven't been able to find anything on them:

https://mulheresvip.net/acompanhantes/lisboa/sara-0nhn

https://mulheresvip.net/acompanhante...e-andrade-abuW

https://acompanhantesrosa.com/acompa...uxo/ThaisMello

The name of the one in the link that stopped working only after I posted it is Thais Mello. Anyone have any background info on her?

[The Cane]

Does anyone have any reviews on these women? I've searched this thread, and I haven't been able to find anything on them:

https://mulheresvip.net/acompanhantes/lisboa/sara-0nhn

https://mulheresvip.net/acompanhante...e-andrade-abuW

https://acompanhantesrosa.com/acompa...uxo/ThaisMello

[The Cane]

When did you go, day and time? This is the kind of place ID like to find.

I went on a Friday night. Place doesn't really get going until about 11 pm. Still in town. Will do a full report upon my return.

[Xnxx1]

Guys! I'm here in Lisbon, and OMFG I discovered a puta bar totally by accident! I thought it was a strip club, but no it's a pick up joint for tricks and tutes to mix and mingle! This is what I love about going it on your own (no guides) after doing a little research and asking some informed questions. The name of the place is called the Black Tie Club, and there I met an absolutely stunningly beautiful Brazilian girl who said she was originally from just outside of Sao Paulo. I mean this girl was cover girl beautiful! The only problem is that she was asking an outrageous price for me to have the pleasure of bedding her in my hotel room, so I ultimately had to hold the line firm in order to uphold the honor and dignity of the monger brotherhood and walked away. Details to come when I do my full Lisbon report. In the meantime, if you're in Lisbon and looking for a nighttime tute pickup place, then you might try Black Tie Club to see if you can find anyone you fancy at a reasonable and fair price. Full report to come later. For now over and out!

When did you go, day and time? This is the kind of place ID like to find.