Rio de Janeiro Reports

[ZuluTango25]

Anyone knows a reliable website to buy bus tickets in Brazil using American credit card with out CPF number?

Just got burned with clickbus for $100. No confirmation or email and charged my credit card.

[Safado007]

I actually doubt our rio celebrity ever set foot into sp top boates, while at the same time hyping rio's trash places as the best puta places in the world. Even in Rio he seems to avoid the very few (more expensive) places with a higher chance of good looking girls (DV, Casablanca). Instead selling the illusion to get the same hot chicks for cheap at mimosa, mosaico etc. So why should he visit Scan?

I will give you this Vagabundo: Rihanna looks pretty hot. If you are doing girls like her, you are doing OK.

But, your Scan suggestions are hooey. The entrance fee is a lot of money to pay for sushi with cream cheese. You won't pay near as much money if you take your lady friend to one of Sao Paulo's 5-star, world class, sushi joints. Far better sushi plus 4 to 6 drinks for around the same price as Scans cover charge entry fee. But when I get hungry at Scan, which is usually in between sessions, I will go the Scan restaurant (sometimes with or sometimes without a girl accompanying me) and I will order a steak, or a burger, or chicken Caesar salad or the Salmon Carpaccio (marinated raw fish, Italian style).

Rock on.

[Axel Heyst]

I've been to scandallo, which is good for using the entrada to have the sushi,

I will give you this Vagabundo: Rihanna looks pretty hot. If you are doing girls like her, you are doing OK.

But, your Scan suggestions are hooey. The entrance fee is a lot of money to pay for sushi with cream cheese. You won't pay near as much money if you take your lady friend to one of Sao Paulo's 5-star, world class, sushi joints. Far better sushi plus 4 to 6 drinks for around the same price as Scans cover charge entry fee. But when I get hungry at Scan, which is usually in between sessions, I will go the Scan restaurant (sometimes with or sometimes without a girl accompanying me) and I will order a steak, or a burger, or chicken Caesar salad or the Salmon Carpaccio (marinated raw fish, Italian style).

Rock on.

[Vagabundo1]

Foreign Internal Defense. A History of Violence.

I fucked Anne Amari 3 times, twice last night, once this morning. One position, short, but shot a load from a real bare pussy.

Now, waiting for her to leave, playing chris isaak via HDMI cable, she is upselling, cleaning services, etc. The constant battle. I hit the bag with leather gloves for 3 rounds on a decathlon bag, she comes up in between, and she says, I want to smoke, so she goes into the bathroom with the locked door, where we have fought before in 2 previous apartments.

I have my usual acai / boiled egg breakfast. She delays. I want to swim laps, 50 m in 50 seconds.

Obviously need to find a English speaking loira who is a good secretaria / emfermera.

Selah.

[Vagabundo1]

I've been to scandallo, which is good for using the entrada to have the sushi, but for the entrada, you can actually fuck for an hour (260 with the reviewer on gp-guia dot net discount) at miruna or the moema prives (may we take a moment to remember abg), and instead go to tako sushi in liberdade for the all you can eat rodizio, which is how locals in the know (abg) would do it.

Now in Rio.

1. temekeria sushi in ipanema (like the casarao neighborhood of rio), then walk over to centaurus. You can drop your entire 2500 r withdrawal at bradesco (500 usd) in a night at centaurus, which has a really nice pool in the bathroom. You can't do laps, you can take a bath. Go there to get numbers, or I can give you the numbers of nicole whose ass I had in my bed in the transamerica hotel ie, hotel California (I now live in a new hotel California, actually ON THE BEACH at p3 barra).

2. temekeria sushi rodizio in barra, then perola negra.

Now.

Brazilian ass. There is always an ass in the Monica mattos, mayara rodriquez class at centaurus and perola negra (entrada 50 r BTW, and it is SAFE, and it is on the beach, did I say, it is on the beach?

Your penis can at most fuck 4 but probably 1 asses and pussies a day (last night I blew two loads fucking a usual negra, 300 r pernoite, and she is next to me as I type this).

In January, when toastmonger was here, the Monica mattos ass at Centaurus was thais. 20 year old, maybe 19, Monica mattos ass. She pulled aside her panties and actually showed me her actual asshole in the smoking room. I was wearing muay thai shorts, having just come from muay thai with actual 20 year old gringa ricas so I was the prize, all hopped up on dopamine, legit renewable drugs. I had a 1. 5 liter of water. I laughed at her, and she laughed -- just a little -- when I told her, I am a male prostitute, for you I will give a discount, you pay me say 300 r and I will give you a baby that goes to UCLA on the dime of gavin newsom, that faggot. Eu sou gogo boy, por voce vou fazer desconto.

In July, now, the Monica mattos ass is raika who pole dances. 21 maybe 22. Monica mattos anus taint and vaginal lips that are tight, suckable, genetically perfect. She spreads them, 8 feet in the air, while wrapping her lean, tanned, morena legs around a silver pole, thick as my erect German bratwurst, which gets more phallic and inflated from watching her. She will not give me her number, but others do. It is a numbers game.

Now.

Men.

See the attached pictures.

Rihanna, on a surfboard, ass spread in rio is your goal. Every day, there are new 18 year old rihannas by the dozens -- not the hundreds -- coming out of the favelas like milk dripping out of the breasts of a pregnant russian chick impaled by german dick. So come fuck them. On an actual beach. On the other hand, in scandallo, you are PAYING for beach wall paper, you are PAYING for some IT guy to put that picture of rihana on a surfboard in an actual Rio de Janeiro beach on a smart screen. Why? Money. Because rents are cheaper in SP, so more IT workers can type for their bosses in SP, so their bosses can go to scandallo. OK, fair. 'nuff said. Or you could if you actually are rich, be on a real beach, in rio. Not sayin, just sayin.

Exhibit 2: a photo of a monica mattos quality ass and pussy made by me, sir vagabundo the sixty ninth, Hi priest of the pimp legion of doom, in rio de janeiro, at the panda hotel. Here in barra, we have hotel dunas.

To wit.

Finis.

Agreed. To me, a Brazil trip doesn't feel complete unless I spend some time in both cities. Sure Rio doesn't have one venue with the quantity-quality combination that you have in the So Paulo clubs. But I always fine one I like and I love the city.

[Combo]

But I agree, there is still a whole lot of fun to be had in Rio. Rio will always hold a special place in my heart because that was my first experience with Brazil, and I was hooked! Now, I can't go to Brazil without visiting both Rio and Sao Paulo (which took me too long to discover). They're both still good with different pluses and minuses. Plus Salvador will be in my itinerary for the first time later this year. Looking forward to yet another month-long journey! Flying down there fucking all those pretty brancas and morenas! Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm!

Agreed. To me, a Brazil trip doesn't feel complete unless I spend some time in both cities. Sure Rio doesn't have one venue with the quantity-quality combination that you have in the São Paulo clubs. But I always fine one I like and I love the city.

[Tochka]

I am posting in Rio thread for guys planning trip logistics to visit both cities.

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BTW you have several options for travel Rio-So Paulo and reverse.

Most expensive option is last minute plane reservations directly with airline. It will be $400 usd to $700 USD one way, better to book with an airline consolidator for half the price. side note: if you can apply for e-visa you can apply for CPF number online, easy peasy as most of the paperwork you need is similar

Use BlaBla Car or one of the intercity Uber /99/ Car ride options. Drive time between Panda Motel Botafoga and Scandallo via Jabaquara station is six hours.

Onibus the luxury bus is inexpensive option $100 brl to $180 brl, sleeper bed, you can leave at night sleep on luxury bus arrive AM in Sao Paulo or AM in Rio.

Rent a car, with US Passport & valid State drivers liscense & credit card you can rent a decent car, drive one way, take flight or bus return or.

Rent a car, with US Passport, valid State drivers liscense, credit card, add your favorite responsisble garota as a driver, get her ass to drive, to Rio or to SP, benefit is to find roma romantic sex spots to bang her along the way. Plenty of love motels enroute.

The roads are fairly decent. She gets a free one way trip to Rio or So Paulo.

Air travel by plane is fastest if you can book one month in advance. I have secured $75 USD round trip tickets.

CGH to SDU or SDU to CGH month in advance, and always choose the option to dynamically change the flight fare.

Many times doing a threeway in Dudas with a fresh newbie garota and a mature one, and changed flight on app to leave later at night cause the session was going great.

[The Cane]

Paying 2 k for a chica in Scandallo negates whatever beauty she has. I have been doing both Cities and its Rio for me any day. Once you arrive in Rio at whatever time of the day, you can feel the vibe and energy. SP feels soulless and cold. Only thing to do is wait for evening and hit the usual spots.

Nobody should be paying a Scandallo tute 2,000 reals. With the current exchange rate, I say 1,500 max, and even that is too high really. But I agree, there is still a whole lot of fun to be had in Rio. Rio will always hold a special place in my heart because that was my first experience with Brazil, and I was hooked! Now, I can't go to Brazil without visiting both Rio and Sao Paulo (which took me too long to discover). They're both still good with different pluses and minuses. Plus Salvador will be in my itinerary for the first time later this year. Looking forward to yet another month-long journey! Flying down there fucking all those pretty brancas and morenas! Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm!

[Axel Heyst]

Who said anything about love? We're just trying to fuck! LOL! Anyway, it was just a joke. Geez!

I am joking with you too, man.

Just substitute the word "love" in the song with can't buy me "a passionate 3-way" and you will get my drift.

[Turgid]

......Stay tuned for my next post with review of boates and termas!

Definitely will.

[Chocha Monger]

Here is another plump, round, branca "boo boo" I found at Quatro por Quatro, even after it's overall decline. WyattEarp knows how much I love a branca bunda plumper (my Kryptonite)! So, so many over the years found at 4 X4! Never failed to find at least one or two every single visit! Even if quality has most certainly fallen off. Hell, one or two per visit is all I really need!

Ironically, cornholing became a popular pastime in Brazil because the Portuguese-Catholic colonists wanted to protect women's virgin pussies for wedlock. However, men still wanted to bust nuts. So, they made a compromise and started fucking women up the ass. It also, served as a birth control method that still allowed them to fuck bareback before the pill.

[Tribute15]

Seems there a lot of SP lovers in the Rio forum. Don't let there opinions bother you. In Rio you can have all the fun you want at reasonable prices. Rio needs time and patience. Which most mongers don't have. Paying 2 k for a chica in Scandallo negates whatever beauty she has. From Perola Negra to Paris Cafe, Monte Carlo, Dolve Vita, 4 x 4 to the Prives. Rio has has all the goodies to offer and also things to do and the beach. Beach is a game changer. I met a barely legal girl from Photoacompahantes, whose learning English and her sister works in England. I met another stunner at Paris Cafe and had to wait for her to finish her session with a monger and she also spoke English. I know meet girls on the street as my Porto improves. Classico beach club Barra is another fantastic spot.

I have been doing both Cities and its Rio for me any day. I spend more time and Rio and a few in SP. Advice to mongers is to do a bit of research on this forum, GPArena, Gp Guia.net and other places.

Once you arrive in Rio at whatever time of the day, you can feel the vibe and energy. SP feels soulless and cold. Only thing to do is wait for evening and hit the usual spots.

Yes you have a good memory. I have had some really great girls at Monte Carlo. But that was a few years ago. Not as good last time but def found one to fuck. And same at 4 x4. Found one to fuck and it was fine. Just trying to set expectations for the guys. All the clubs in Rio are like the size of the puny upstairs bar at Casarao. And maybe 1/20 the size of Scandallo.

Heck you could fit MC, solarium, and 4 x4 all inside the restaurant at Scan. LOL.

A guy can have fun in Rio. No doubt. Just not even in the same league as SP.

[Gatito Safado]

So, I am in Rio for 5 days now. In brief -- everything is very sad, like 50% of rumba and vibe of my last visit 6 month ago.

Updates on cheap or budget monger scene:

1. New place discovered by flyer. Are. Do Rosario, 156 - Centro, first floor. Mansao Galax. Classic cheap trash prive, terrible rooms, cheap girls, atmosphere of decadence. From 60 rs 10 min up to 200 rs 1 hour. Had a session with young 20 yo thicc warm bouncy ass garota, 120 rs 30 min, BBBJ, but quite passive. Friday afternoon.

2. New place discovered by flyer. Praca Olavo Bilac, 28 - Centro, sala 1017, named Meraki terapias. Place is better then previous one, rooms are clean. Girls are wearing white uniforms, all thicc, all smiling, maybe 6's at best. Prices I believe are the same more or less. Every garota tell her list of services. Although there was one with nice face I was craving a slim young diamond in mud, so I did not session. Monday afternoon.

Goddamn face ID on the entrance, with electronic card system. At least 3-4 persons know where are you going.

3. Belprazer. Total disaster. Saturday afternoon, 8 ladies, all old, all fat, one had literally 1984 tattoo on her neck. Only one quite saved the day, you may know her. Maite, freak-style slim morena with big butterfly tattoo on her neck, they use her photos on websites. Sessioned 1 h20 min for 360 reais. Anal included, CBJ.

Take a note, they are installing tourniquets before elevators, so now you will have to show your ID and face verification there too.

4. Emporio Horus. Same building, 2 locations. Sala 1630 and sala 710. Very hot receptionist opened the door and told me no full service, we work only with tantra shmantra stimulacao manual. Fuck this shit, I am so tired of this, I urge you comrades to ignore such places, so this stupid practice die in vain!

5. Dudas. Same disaster as Belprazer on Monday noon. Luneup of crackheads from LA streets. Chose one feminine looking and behaving MILF. Paid for 1 h + 20 min 200+120=320 reais hoping to get a nice massage and 2 pops. Altitude changed in the room, she turned to a hag. Asked +50 rs for BBBJ and +150 for anal. Poor vagina hygiene. Mood was ruined, I dumped and went to reception to refund for additional 20 min which they gave me with no objections.

6. Onyx, same building. Yep, you can't just use elevator to move from 33th floor to 22th. You have to go to 1st floor and redo your face ID permission. Good thing I have my passport photoshopped. Aaaand it is already saved in their system, they recognized me from my last visit 6 month ago. Big Brother is watching.

Anyway, Monday noon, one bubbly nice but too voluptuous lady around 30 yo, one young nice but bored bitchy face no boobs at all branca, and one slim MILF almost GILF. Guess what, did not session.

7. Dayrelax. Rua Sete de Setembro, 55 , room 1805, senor is writing your data in the guestbook. Monday noon. Unfriendly receptionist, 3 garotas, nothing worth staying. No more than 5's.

8. Emporio Do banho. Monday afternoon. For some reason at reception there was the same nice and friendly lady from Belprazer reception. Presentacao first had 4 or 5 very mediocre ladies, then came 4 more, a little bit younger and more fresh. I chose Carol, non-enthusiastic 20 yo short Latina mulata. She was not glad that I chose her. For some reason the rare young and sexy garota show no enthusiasm, while old fat ones show very strong desire to have me as a client.

Anyway. Nice skin, nice firm ass, nice hair. Good feeling but routine BBBJ, change couple positions, I came, she left when I was in shower. 40 min 160 reais.

I am ok with non-enthusiastic young garota for 120-160 reais 1 pop, but damn, I used to find real diamonds in that mud, and there are none left. I hope Eden and Delirio Oriental still have them.

9. Urugaiana 24 indeed has 4 floors and 4 casas full of trash privee garotas. Did not enter, but locals confirm.

Gatito Safado will return with more reviews of secret trash termas and casas.

Stay tuned for my next post with review of boates and termas!

[The Cane]

More money can certainly get you any two girls of your choosing in the room with you, but it will not guarantee a great 3-way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIDM...&start_radio=1

"I'll get you anything my friend if it makes you feel alright. 'Cause I don't care too much for money. But money can't buy me love.

Say you don't need no diamond rings and I'll be satisfied. Tell me that you want the kind of things that money just can't buy. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love".

Who said anything about love? We're just trying to fuck! LOL! Anyway, it was just a joke. Geez!

[Axel Heyst]

Just make a better offer (more money)! LOLOLOLOL!

More money can certainly get you any two girls of your choosing in the room with you, but it will not guarantee a great 3-way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIDM...&start_radio=1

"I'll get you anything my friend if it makes you feel alright. 'Cause I don't care too much for money. But money can't buy me love.

Say you don't need no diamond rings and I'll be satisfied. Tell me that you want the kind of things that money just can't buy. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love".