Dubai Reports

[My Kapitan]

We all look for different things but at the end of the day what we all want is a good time. My advice to the dissatisfied, your expectations are too high, lighten up a bit and relax, you become so obsessed with finding perfection that you never have a good time. Try to have a bit of fun and try to find a girl with the stunning attitude, not the stunning looks.

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Agreed. I'm mid 40's and I fuck mid 20 y o's just about every night. my permanent attachment is a bi blonde 27yo who thinks the sun shines from my darkest places and accepts ALL I do with grace and good humour and wants to join in. . man I am happy. I love Dubai...

I do not look for stunners, I look for fun girls and have a slant toward blondes.

To me the experience is all.

Last couple of weeks miss SB (Small Blonde) stayed with me without sex (or fee). Mutual enjoyment within the bounds of the situation we find ourselves in. She has gone and I wished her well - price a 25dhm fonecard.. she was happy and grateful as was I for the time we had- just fun/respect not love.

Some guys don't get it and never will.

[Sharq]

Was Miss D at the pool table a trim and very toned blonde gal with a few tatts?

She is toned (no tatoo's though), knows the security really well, is from Samara (15 minutes from Moscow). Short blonde hair, very friendly, great in the sack, but does not like DATY. Hope that helps.

[My Kapitan]

One last advert from expatriates.com. Hilarious (or is it just me?). My maid returned to her country a few days ago, and I didn't know where to find another one. Now I know:
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Dubai Nude Cleaner.

Are you looking for an attractive nude or semi nude female / male / cleaner ? We have attractive cleaners just waiting to visit you in your home and really brighten up your day. Whether you require one cleaner or a pair we can help and all our cleaners are available and open to males & females. Service charges are 3000.Dhs for one female and 1200.Dhs for a male Cleaner!

Piper surely you sell yourself short at 1200?

[My Kapitan]

Two emeriti’s in native dress, telling people to move on. I asked one if he had called the police; he looked at my ignorant self and said, "I am the police". .

LoL They are in numbers outside the regal and the York on weekends now. Girls are nervous which can be made to work to your advantage.

Good post reflecting how things have changed.

Endorse comment re GFE girls not appreciating their number being bandied around - I never give out numbers.

PM me I'll be in Dxb Friday night either Regal or Rattlesnake if you want to have an alcolholic beverage with me ( P1 also of course - goes without saying).

[Piper1]

One last advert from expatriates.com. Hilarious (or is it just me?). My maid returned to her country a few days ago, and I didn't know where to find another one. Now I know:
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Dubai Nude Cleaner.

Are you looking for an attractive nude or semi nude female / male / cleaner ? We have attractive cleaners just waiting to visit you in your home and really brighten up your day. Whether you require one cleaner or a pair we can help and all our cleaners are available and open to males & females. Service charges are 3000.Dhs for one female and 1200.Dhs for a male Cleaner!

[Piper1]

here's another advert from expatriates.com (dubai "services" section). had me laughing for many reasons:

natural herpal massage by professional male, for slimig and if you have a small breast its very effective to enlarge it.

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just found another one (i really should do some work but i'm easily distracted today). anny and fanny indeed:

we are 2 belgian girls, 32 years and 25 years old. beautiful blond girls,blue eyes,perfect body and mine, educated , speeking english, french and dutch.we are in dubai on 15th till 22th may, hilton jumeirah. if you want a night full surprises and sensuality, drop us a mail. kisses where you like, anne & fanny.
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i just dropped them a line. last time i had a belgian girl i was a teenager. anyone want to go double-dutch? i'll take the 25 yo.

[Piper1]

All in all, you can't win them all. Next game.

Great report Bravo - had me chuckling loud, especially the bit where you were pleading with God that the girl would leave your place soon. Sometimes we really DO pay the gals not for sex, but to leave soon after (ref: Charlie Sheen, circa 1992).

And I agree about York - completely different atmosphere to 2-3 years ago. Also, it used to be a goldmine, now only a few gems.

[11Bravo]

With Wed night's starting pitcher having moved on to a higher paying team (sigh), out and about Wed night.

Seaview 21:30 - 23:00
Band now starts at 9:45. Very sparse that early. Even later on, still sparse wrt wg's (yes, I understand this is Seaview). But last night looked like last Sunday night (was also there for 1st set). A couple of familiar faces, but nothing that jumped out. Mainly PRC's, some CIS, a few africans. One new PRC, trying hard, "This only 2nd time I come here"; unfortunately, still had that garlic aroma. Nice girl, rough business. Didn't see any "Take me home NOW's".

Group of US Navy? youngsters; however, wg's knew they were on Cinderella liberty, so didn't even bother. Given that there was nothing compelling (for me, YMMV), after 1st set, headed for other venues.
(Ever Ready: nice seeing you again).

York 23:15 - 23:45
Given I was downtown, decided to stay. While waiting to cross street in front of York, saw a graphic depiction of the UGLY side of dxb: taxi waiting for the left turn. A commotion inside caught my attention: at first I thought it was a joke; single passenger asian female in front seat waving arms at driver, the rolling pin, slap fight style. Suddenly, the passenger door opened, and she half fell/pushed out, feet caught inside, hanging on to door with 1 hand, seat (or seatbelt) with other hand, ass close to ground. Hope it was close to, not on, as, by now, realizing it was not a joke, a number of us were moving towards the taxi, so the driver then SPED away, making the left turn. This guy was moving, she hanging on LITERALLY for dear life. If there was any clearance between ground and ass, it was millimeters. Any number of bystanders taking off in pursuit, girl SCREAMING. Thank God he was forced to stop 10 m down the street. Obviously, large crowd of bystanders gathering. Two emeriti’s in native dress, telling people to move on. I asked one if he had called the police; he looked at my ignorant self and said, "I am the police". Girl was sitting in taxi, justifiably hysterical, sobbing (hopefully out of fear rather than injury). I don't know where driver was. Given situation under control, and since I despise lookie-lous, I continued to York. (30 minutes later, ambulance was just pulling away, so hopefully, girl was not hurt that bad). SAD!

Sidebar: Note how fast CID was on scene... obviously there already.

On into York. Yikes! What happened to the neighborhood? York used to be like that pleasant, middle class community. While not the class of the "gated" Cyclone upper income community, York was comfortable and, like buying a house, good value for money, above the "starter" homes of Imperial Suites. Going back after 4, 5 months, felt like I'd walked back into one of those now blighted neighborhoods. You know, what used to be nice, now turned just a slight bit seedy, with more derelict, uncared for houses on the street. Large african contingent, chinese fighting to maintain their neighborhood, with some CIS roaming about.

Saw a couple familiar faces, almost temped by one; just not quite, but nice chatting with her anyway. Several other passable PRC's, but... nothing like 6 months ago. Perhaps a bad night (but it was Wed, a weekend). Not empty, but not packed either; plenty of room to move around, see and be seen. Trouble was, like Seaview, I was not seeing anything "compelling".

Left feeling sorry for the girls I knew still working York, like the homeowner in a deteriorating neighborhood; their "property" values not going up due to the decline, but subject to the same downward spiral. Last night anyway, York had a definite Imperial Suites' air about it (not good).

Plan C:
Depart York. Outside, called a number I'd gotten from TGIT afternoon last week (hadn't been THERE in ages). No answer. Damn, figures.

Just as getting ready to leave for Rattlesnake, my mobile rings. It's plan C calling back; no noise in background. She's home, sleeping... OK, at least she seems to be available. She determines who I am (JUST having a number not sufficient; you need to establish your bonefides), then asks me where I am; "York". Smart girl, she asks, "If you're at York, why no music?" Explain I've just left. She asks if I'm interested; we discuss price (I hate doing that over the phone). She's at 500, I'm at 400 (after all, if she's at home, how good can business be?). We agree that if I want her, it'll be for 500, and I'll swing by "near Astoria" to pick her up. I consider the "unknown" factor, the PARKING/TRAFFIC problems in that area, and decide to head out on the highway for the 'Snake. Can always backtrack.

Rattlesnake 00:00 - 00:45
Crowded, but not overly so. Make my way to bar, FINALLY catching bartenders attention (they are NOT the swiftest). As I don't blend in, he remembers, and brings me my coke ( I learn from other's examples). Best thing about 'Snake, it's 10 dhs. Look around, the "usual" mix: PRC, some CIS, more africans (talk about globalization, except for a few exceptions [Cyclone - no africans, Rockafellas - no chinese], all places looking the same.

Catch the eye of a fetchingly attired PRC over the shoulder of her current prospect. Give her a nod, move off to clear the main "aisle". She strikes out with him (or perhaps just sees a better chance with me), arriving at my side couple minutes later. She's doing some "suspicious" marketing, as in, "Don't worry, I give best massage..." It's like you're driving your car, make a turn, was that REALLY a barely audible grinding noise, or just road noise? I'm leery; those girls that claim to have the best massage don't... but some nice hand's on from her beginning to sway my opinion (MISTAKE #1).

We discuss price... initial quote, the now common 700 (equates to Cyclone's 1000). Sorry, I'm not a FOP (fresh off plane). She asks how much I'll pay; eventually, I counter with 400. She starts with the "weekend" surcharge, entrance fee, drinks overhead...

I weigh my options: back to Seaview, Cyclone (it's just that the 85 dhs fee hurts and drives up an already high cost), Miss Plan C... maybe call the Cyclone girl from last week (good service, although not GFE, but for 500, at Cyclone these days...), or see how much fun this girl is. I ask what time she'll leave in AM; she responds, "up to you", and agrees, reluctantly, to pay after. I'm lazy, go for the bird-in-hand... (I'm my own worst enemy).

Lessons Learned
Back to my place (the BEST news, she shows me how to take the BACK exit from Metropolitan). First thing she does is write down her mobile number (I'm thinking she's certainly optimistic... or perhaps, given my too easy capitulation, I'm tagged as an easy mark).

Now the grousing starts... not pay money now, "I not know you." I tell her that I don't know her either. She's in a rush to hit the bedroom. While photos were OK'd at the 'Snake, now, after 2 clothed, "enough". (That grinding noise becoming more pronounced at EVERY turn).

No problem, on go my shoes, it's only 1am, we'll go back to the bar, "no harm, no foul". The "high pressure" clears the storm front, at least temporarily. However, over the next hour, that storm front continues to threaten, each time only diverted by the stationary high pressure front of RTB (return to base). While effective, it's obvious this will not be "fun". Unfortunately, my inertia continues, so so does she (with the service).

Forget about fantasizing about baseball to slow things down; I'm using whatever to just get it over with as quickly as possible. Well, it's better than self-abuse (I think). Her "best" massage is all of 10 minutes. Given it's just past 2am, I TRY and take a shortcut, offering her 300 and a ride back to the Snake. I'm pimping, "You will find another customer... make MORE money". She's not buying my bs, holding me to the original contract. Around 3, her mobile rings, she's speaking English, I'm "Please God..." She says "Good night" and hangs up; I'm convinced that God has deserted me in my time of need.

She does live up to her word of the "up to me" AM departure, as long as I had in mind a 7am wakeup (I didn't). After the morning wakeup, and another 10 minute massage, I'm really thinking that self-abuse would be better; at least I could sleep in. But like we say, you pay them to leave, and it can't be fast enough. She's asking for a service rating; I am a gentleman, and keep my mouth shut (you know, if you can't say anything good...

I succumb to her "taxi" money whinging for an extra 25; again, worth it to me to have her OUTSIDE SOONER rather than later (I chalk it up to a stupidity tax). I point her in the direction of the main road (short block away); as she disappears around the corner, first time a smile hits my face.

It's like that plastic model kit you bought as a kid; the box cover looks so good. You open up the box, you know all the parts are there, but... They just never quite fit together. Next time, I'll pull my head out of my ass, and go with the ST, option for LT, rather than belatedly try for the opposite.

Hopefully, it's only a temporary decline for the York (ER, you were right), just very sad to see its decline. At least with the Seaview, there is always the band.

My consolations:

• I know what HER experience is like WITH ME.
• Makes me appreciate those GFE's all the more
• Makes me appreciate my luck in so many GFE's
• There's always tomorrow.

Thursday TGIT 13:00 - 14:00
Given that I was up EARLY, got all my chores done, so, as I was downtown, stopped off at TGIT. Lot of cookie-cutter PRC's, a few CIS (1 decent), and a smattering of africans. Some decent PRC's (for me); another time, I would be tempted for a leisurely afternoon. Some familiar, one a good time from a year ago, now back. Very pleasant, with a legit rack. But decided to hit The Bananas for a pizza (very good), and wait Miss T's arrival this evening.

All in all, you can't win them all. Next game.

[Bondbond]

Hi Piper,

There is a large VC conf on the 22nd at the Shangrila Hotel for 2 days, so expect prices to go up with all these money bags running around town chasing anything in skirts.

Let me know if you still wanna meet up.

Cheers - Bond.

[11Bravo]

I agree with all BC said, except for freely sharing info. I'm sure he would agree a little caution is necessary in our part of the world, but freely share info with people you know.

The share with people you know is a given.

One other cavet: if you have a "special" wg, my experience, she will not take kindly to you sharing her number. The bf/gf illusion cuts both ways.

[Sporadic]

Originally BC, from Bravo´s post

but I would hazard to guess, he has never taken a girl to a DXB hotel

Just for the record, actually, Bravo has brought a girl to a hotel in DXB, indeed he brought a young lady to my suite at a well known hotel, where we later left (the four of us, including my "bride for the night") to enjoy a nice dinner (an adventure for two of us anyway) and a night out at the Seaview. He also did spend some time at a st hotel in bur Dubai (yes it was many, many posts ago.)

I have been trying to get him to move out of the labor camp where he now resides, but he insists it is girl-friendly. What can you do?

[Piper1]

Good to see you back Bravo. Those roadworks can be a pain!

I agree with all BC said, except for freely sharing info. I'm sure he would agree a little caution is necessary in our part of the world, but freely share info with people you know.

cheers

Piper

[11Bravo]

Given the discussions from awhile back (I do follow my own advice, download the treads, read, and catch up) thought this was appropriate.

BarCrawler writes: Dissatisfied v Satisfied Mongers.

Prompted by 11Bravo's comments to Danwee and having a quiet night in, I did a quick search back through the thread. It started to occurred to me that persons posting on the thread fall into two groups, those who enjoy the experience and those that never seem to get satisfaction.

Characteristics of the unsatisfied monger's posts.

• Lots of questions.
• Need to find the best looking girls
• Money is no object

Characteristics of the satisfied monger's posts.

• Freely share information
• Look for fun girls with looks a secondary consideration.
• Work within a reasonable budget.

We all look for different things but at the end of the day what we all want is a good time. My advice to the dissatisfied, your expectations are too high, lighten up a bit and relax, you become so obsessed with finding perfection that you never have a good time. Try to have a bit of fun and try to find a girl with the stunning attitude, not the stunning looks.

Some comments on questions. The chances are if you don't get an answer it's for one of two reasons;

• It's been mentioned in the thread many times before, but in that case chances are you will get a UTFSE reply.
  
• No one knows. This would be the case, particularly regarding hotels as most of the regular posters are residents. 11Bravo did an excellent job of compiling the GF hotel list drawing on more than one forum for the information, but I would hazard to guess, he has never taken a girl to a DXB hotel.

[JustSumFun]

First off I would like to thank the kings of Dubai, MK and JSF for their help on my great weekend I had in Dubai (Friday through Monday). After reading all the reports here on the forum I pretty much was focused on getting some action at Rockafellas.

You are welcome mate. I could do no less after the numbers you gave me while I was in bombay resulted in my solitary punting experience (exceptional for bombay I must add). Anytime you are in town give me a shout. Pity we could not meet up this time.

Cheers

Justfun

[Piper1]

... my research leads me to conclude that the "old prices" from "a couple" of years ago can still be negotiated.

Yes indeedy. Miss Metropolitan started at 700ST, but immediately agreed to 300 when I assured her I simply wanted a good massage and a quick round, and she could be back at at Metropolitan by 2am, as I had to get up early. All up less than two hours at home. A short time but a good time.

I might test the market by trying my old strategy of picking up a couple of Chinese gals from York for 400 all-night threesome party including pics. I can only try.